Humans all over the world fall in love with me gl

At the recording scene of "Food and Urgent", they were punished and separated because of their poor cooking skills. Xu Ge and Jiang Li, who were doing odd jobs for the other two groups, were about to be separated. The miserable background sound of "Laputa in the Sky".

Jiang Li ==: What the hell is holding hands and looking at teary eyes?Please spare me this facial paralysis, please?

To be honest, Xu Ge didn't want to be separated from Jiang Li, but since he was recording a variety show, he had to have a bit of variety show spirit.Although Wang Xiaoxiao always speaks harshly about Xu Ge, what she said is correct. Variety shows are a double-edged sword. She exposes all the joys, sorrows, sorrows and joys of the stars under the camera, which can not only attract more fans but also make people feel happy. It can cause controversy and even blackmail!

Especially when the director said sinisterly that the handyman needs to cooperate with all the requirements of the two groups, Wang Xiaoxiao smiled very cooperatively at Xu Ge.

Xu Ge: ...to my dying chastity.

However, Bai Qing and Su Xiaoke's tasks are different from those of Song Chuxia. Jiang Li was going to another restaurant to join them. When she left, she patted Xu Ge's head, "Song Chuxia prefers spicy cooking, so eat less." Save yourself a little bit of diarrhea when you get up tomorrow."

Xu Ge asked wittily, "With such experience, have you ever been given diarrhea by her?"

Jiang Li: "...bye."

Jiang Li and Xu Ge's team got the title of Oddity, Bai Qing and Su Xiaoke's team got Fragrant, and Song Chu Xia Wang Xiaoxiao's team got Fresh.

Xu Ge said indignantly: "So it's really unfair to say that the program group, you see, the ones you draw are all normal, and you can make delicious and delicious things like fresh meat and seafood! It's just us who are so weird. The restaurant cooks Chinese food, but the atmosphere alone can’t make delicious Chinese food, okay?”

Wang Xiaoxiao squinted at her, "Is it okay if you don't memorize this pot in a western restaurant? It's obviously because you can't do it yourself. I think it's difficult for you to even cut vegetables."

"Bah, bah, that's not true. My cooking skills are pretty good, but the ingredients prepared by the program team are not enough for me." Then she leaned into Song Chuxia's ear and whispered: "I think the program team is really inhumane. , Why are guys like us who only know how to eat and can’t cook here, come here to act cute.”

"Hey Xu Ge, please whisper and don't get so close to Chu Xia! Besides, all your complaints have been filmed, you idiot!!"

Except for the accompanying photographer, there were only the three of them left. Xu Ge lay weakly on the table and refused to move, "Chu Xia Ma Ma, can I just wait for dinner without doing anything?"

Wang Xiaoxiao interrupted with a black face, "What do you think?"

Xu Ge blinked his cute eyes and looked at her, "What does Xiaoxiao Dad think~"

As if struck by a lightning bolt, Wang Xiaoxiao's whole body was crippled by Xu Ge's "Xiaoxiao Daddy", and he was about to talk out his tongue and say "OK, please, please, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy." Fortunately, Song Chuxia grabbed him by the collar.

"Wang Xiaoxiao, are you 484 stupid? You're still fooled by this cute little Xu Ge at such an age." He knocked on Xu Ge's head again, and said very seriously: "Don't be naughty."

The director looked at the three harmonious people in the viewfinder, and silently decided to add the pink subtitle of "A happy family of three" and the background sound of the auspicious three treasures (-o-)/ to this scene in post-production.

"Although Xu Gezi is 'extraordinarily talented' in cooking, her knife skills are indeed very good." Song Chuxia looked around the two majesticly, "We will work together to defeat Jiang Li this time."

Perhaps because of martial arts practice, as soon as he holds the kitchen knife, the best cutting texture of the ingredients will naturally appear in his mind. The last time he had dinner at Song Chuxia's house, Xu Gelu shocked Song Chuxia into a heavenly man with one hand. Shut up at home and carved radishes for himself every day.

Xu Ge: "... No, I think that with Jiang Li's cooking skills on par with mine, it's very easy for you to beat her this time_(:3"∠)_"

Song Chuxia ravaged Xu Ge's cheeks with a sinister smile, "If you, Xu Ge, don't collude with the enemy and betray the country, it will be very easy."

"No, how dare I be numb? Of course I love you the most. Let go quickly!!!"

In order to prevent the guests from stealing food, the program group forbids the guests to carry money and food with them, but when purchasing the ingredients, the program group pays for them.Ready to beat up the local tyrants, I went to the supermarket to buy ingredients. Song Chuxia is a natural housewife. I can tell at a glance which ingredients are the freshest and most suitable for cooking. Xu Ge and Wang Xiaoxiao can only be responsible for the prodigal. .

"I want to eat fish! Fish fish fish!!"

"Good good."

"I want to eat meat! Meat meat!!"

"Buy, buy, buy."

"I want to eat the most expensive! The most expensive!!"

"Go, go, go."

There were not many people in the place at this time, and the cashier girl looked curiously at the three women who were all equipped with these hats and sunglasses while paying the bills, and finally couldn't help asking: "You... I look familiar."

Song Chuxia winked at Xu Ge, Xu Ge immediately understood.

He adjusted his glasses, Xu Ge looked unacceptable, his voice trembled and his acting skills were exaggerated, "This is already the 30th time I have been mistaken for the wrong person this month. Am I really so popular? Am I really a real person?" The mediocre people of the masses..."

Where did the little girl encounter such a situation, she instantly thought that she had caused trouble, and hurriedly comforted her: "No, I didn't mean that, I think you are a bit like my idol Xu Ge, I mean you are very good-looking, really , even with sunglasses on, she looks really good!"

... Fuck, it's so shameful that you actually molested your fans!

With a dry cough, Xu Ge quickly calmed down his sadness, elbowed the king and smiled, "Pay the money, the budget for buying ingredients is all with you!"

Wang Xiaoxiao curled his lips, 12 unwilling to use the card given by the program group to pay by swiping the card, and then signed on the consumption list, signing the name of the program group director, the cashier girl's eyelids twitched when she saw it, so pretty Girl, actually called this name... Li Hongzhuang.

...and you can't judge by appearance ＿(:3」∠)＿

Xu Ge felt ashamed for molesting his fans, and was about to flee from here immediately after paying the bill, but he was recognized after walking a few steps.

"I recognized it! It's not familiar!! You are just..." The witty little girl recognized Xu Ge from nowhere, with an excited expression on the verge of crying!

It’s not necessarily a good thing if the fans are too witty and good-sighted. Xu Ge hurriedly booed her. Although there were not many people around, it would be difficult if none of them showed up. After all, Xu Ge didn’t want to show everyone the show. Trouble, in the end, I was able to escape after signing autographs to appease the cute little fans.

After returning, Xu Ge asked Song Chuxia, "Will it be troublesome if the news of the program recorded here is leaked?"

"Don't worry." Song Chuxia directed Wang Xiaoxiao to clean the ingredients, "Actually, the program team is also releasing news and inside stories little by little, slowly heating up the topic. I guess many people have guessed that we are here Here it is... Hey Wang Xiaoxiao, I can't ask for this, the leaves are old, okay!"

Wang Xiaoxiao looked at her speechlessly, "Don't talk about these revelations, the camera is recording."

Not far away, director Li Hongzhuang gestured, indicating that there is no need to worry, this part will be cut.

Song Chuxia raised her eyebrows, she was obviously a calm and gentle person, but at the moment she was rather complacent, "The great director is playing prestige, unfortunately, he failed~"

Seeing her rare and picturesque coquettish appearance, Wang Xiaoxiao's heart almost melted, and he didn't care about playing prestige.

Xu Ge, who was blinded by the love between the two, rolled his eyes, and was too lazy to make a light bulb. He walked to the side and selected the rest of the ingredients to prepare for the upcoming cooking.First, the live lobster is cut in half, and the lobster meat is taken out of the shell with a random twist of the blade. The movement is chic, fast and elegant.

After rinsing the knife, Xu Ge cleaned the carp, removed the head, scales and bones. The body of the carp was evenly cut in half. Slices of sashimi with uniform thickness just flew into the white porcelain plate like rain.

This scene was captured by the camera running at high speed, and the director behind the camera showed a somewhat surprised expression.Originally, when Song Chuxia said that Xu Ge's knife skills were excellent, he took it as a joke, but now he thinks, what kind of knife skills are there, this is clearly art!

After cutting the fish fillets and seeing that the two people are still with you, Xu Ge marinated the fish fillets with a little salt, cooking wine, ginger powder, cornstarch powder and egg white, while rolling his eyes to remind, "I'll be there soon!" Do you want to have a competition when it's time for dinner?"

She, Xu Ge, is a mess in cooking except for knife skills. Is it really okay to be so relieved?

In the early Song Dynasty, Xia Wang Xiaoxiao and Wang Xiaoxiao showed their affection, you and me, and the cooking together is also full of tacit understanding. Chef Song put water in the pot, boiled the bean sprouts in the water until they were half mature, controlled the water, and put them evenly In the basin.

"Give me pepper, red oil and watercress!"

"Give you."

"Chopped ginger, garlic, shallots, and dried chilies!"

"Ok."

"Bring in the broth!"

"complete."

Song Chuxia's precise control of the taste, and Wang Xiaoxiao's precise grasp of the rhythm, this art of food is carried out in an orderly manner, the heat, temperature, time, every detail is almost perfect.

Xu Ge: I really want to show my affection for the hateful program group ＿(:3」∠)＿