Humans all over the world fall in love with me gl

姜璃放下手机里百度来的菜谱，“菜谱上说，里脊：120克水：3汤匙生抽：1茶匙糖：3茶匙冬笋：75克……嗯我们的选材的确是十分精确没有任何错误的。”

Xu Ge pushed the non-existent glasses on the bridge of his nose, and calmly analyzed: "First shred the pork tenderloin, add 1 teaspoon of cooking wine, a little salt and water starch, marinate for 10 minutes, and finally put the winter bamboo shoots, fungus Chisi, we did not make any mistakes in our steps."

"We are not able to accurately grasp the specific value of this tiny unit of measurement based on our own judgment." Jiang Li added.

Xu Ge and Jiang Li looked at each other, "However, after discussion, Jiang Li and I feel that the most precise operation can make the most delicious food."

Photographer A was silent for a while, "...So, that's why you went to the next door to borrow a laboratory-specific balance and measuring cylinder?"

Jiang Li: "Because of limited materials, there is no way to borrow something like a microscope that can observe the activity of ingredients, so this is already the limit of this dish."

Photographer b: "...not to mention that you use a balance to cook, can you tell me what this dish you cook is... charcoal fried charcoal?"

Pointing to Xu Ge and Jiang Li's "first work" on the table - I don't know how to describe it as a good thing...

Xu Ge reminded very seriously: "Even if you can't see the deep connotation of this dish from the outside, don't you guess its great real name from its wafting fragrance?"

The photographer A complained blankly: "Taste? Well, is that fried coke? Boiled coke? Grilled coke? Fried coke?"

"Please spare the coke, please! This is obviously a lovely dish of fish-flavored shredded pork!!"

"You are the ones, please let the fish-flavored pork shreds go!"

"I don't want to eat fish-flavored shredded pork anymore...＿(:3」∠)＿"

"I don't care, anyway, our dishes are ready, go and give them to customers to taste and then let us advance to pass (▽｀)ノ" Xu Ge put his hands on his hips, and he was quite excited.

Photographer A sneered: "No need, I can directly announce that you have lost this round!"

Xu Ge (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻: "You guys are dictatorships! It's not fair!! Even the customers haven't tasted it yet!!!"

Photographer B: "Please make it clear that what we are doing is a gourmet show, not an adventure show... Are you sure you can eat such a dangerous thing?"

"Why can't you eat it! Let me tell you that although this plate of fish-flavored pork shreds has become a little plain on the outside due to various force majeure, it is very good and delicious inside and out!"

"Having said so much, you actually dare not eat Gezi yourself."

"Who... who wouldn't dare! I'll just..."

Anyway, this is Xu Ge's first time cooking other than instant noodles. No matter how shocking the dish is, she will try her best to finish it... right...

Jiang Li quickly grabbed the impulsive Xu Ge, and calmly said: "Okay, we failed, and we are willing to accept the punishment. May I ask what the punishment is?"

"The loser of "Food and Hurry" will not be able to get any food from the program team for a whole day, and at the same time, the two will each work for a team for a whole day for free in order to get the ingredients for the next round of competition." Photographer a announced penalty rules.

"Then you will come to us to fight hahahahahaha Xu Gezi, you also have today!" Wang Xiaoxiao looked up to the sky hahaha and laughed!

Xu Ge plucked his ears, and said to Jiang Li: "Is my life really not in danger? Wang Xiaoxiao looks like he wants to kill me and then hurry up... I'm surprised, how is this guy? It's just that you don't like me all the time, my face is so handsome and charming!"

After finishing speaking, Song Chuxia who was not far away waved to Xu Ge with a smile on his face, "Ge Zi, come quickly, come quickly, and taste the taste of the dishes I just made."

Turning around and smiling at the two photographers, he said, "Chef's food testing is a must-have procedure that is universally applicable, and don't worry, Ge Ge eats very little~"

Photographers: "..."

"Ah, ah, Chu Xia, you are amazing! It's delicious!!"

"Hundan Xuge, put it down!! That's what Chu Xia left for me!!!"

Jiang Li: "About Wang Xiaoxiao's attitude, I'm really not surprised now ==..."

Recently, in the online lily circle, apart from official CPs such as the Lige Party and the Geli Party who are still in love and killing each other day and night, the Xiage Party, also known as the "Mother and Daughter Group", has also sprung up. Notoriously unruly.

As we all know, the unscrupulousness of the fandom almost represents filth, and Wang Xiaoxiao, who secretly searches for "Xiawang Dafa is good" every day, finds all the filthy articles of mother and daughter paly, but she actually refuses...

"I don't care about Chuxia, I don't care about Xu Gezi the most (┯＿┯)"

"How can you be jealous of your own daughter, stupid~"

"I don't care... Huh? Daughter?"

huh huh?

Huh?

Huh?

"Chu...Chu Chu Xia Xia Xia, what do you mean?? Have you finally...??? Σ(|||▽|||)"

At that time, the woman sitting on the sofa looked at herself with a smile on her mouth, and then turned her face away with a little blushing.

"It's really stupid..."

Wang Xiaoxiao and Song Chuxia have known each other since they were young, and they have known each other for nearly 20 years. She knows how deep this woman's inner defense is, and because of the incident with Jiang Li a few years ago, Song Chuxia is almost no longer Trust anyone.

Originally, she and Song Chuxia would pass by like this in this life, no matter how defensive or indifferent, as long as she can stay by her side, then it probably counts as a long life together.

But then Xu Ge appeared, and she was too similar to Chu Xia back then, too sharp and bright, like a lightning bolt splitting the knot in Chu Xia's heart.So although Wang Xiaoxiao said that she would not let Xu Ge go all day long, in fact, she was most grateful, fortunate and joyful for Xu Ge's appearance.

"So do you want to eat Ge Ge's vinegar in the future?"

"Hehehe, of course not, I'm a magnanimous person!" Wang Xiaoxiao, who had left the ranks of single dogs, was in a great mood, as if all the cockroaches were beautiful, cute, slender, with oval faces and double eyelids.

"Really? Let's see this~"

"Hey, what is this?"

"A little yellow article that puts me and Xu Ge as the queen mother and princess~"

"...I don't care about Chu Xia anyway, I hate Xu Gezi the most (┯_┯)"

Tokyo Metropolitan Mori Palace.

The entire back hill behind the mansion is the private property of the Morimiya family, with clear streams, green waters, dense forests and sky, and where the mountain wind passes by, it is full of purples and reds, as if even the sky is shrouded in color.Green hills and green trees, tea flowers burning, the scenery wherever you look is particularly natural and comfortable.

Where the sun is shining extremely brightly, the water surface is rippling, and in the middle of the lake stands a pavilion with a strong breeze. When the breeze blows, the eaves bells hanging from the eaves jingle.

Dressed in a colorful kimono, Morimiya Huayin rested her chin in her hand and looked at an unknown direction in the distance. Her figure like a bright moon was hazy in the mountains and forests, and her posture revealed endless elegance. Well, it was like a real As majestic and solemn as the owner of the house.

The current head of the Morimiya family, when he is serious, can indeed be called unparalleled in style.

"Miss Morimiya." The young girl in the next seat called her name, "I have finished the training you assigned and killed the people on the list you gave me. May I ask what I need to do next?"

This young girl has an immature face, and the immature air on her face can't be suppressed, she can even be said to be a little lolita.

Peace of mind, peace of mind, peace of mind, peace of mind, peace of mind, peace of mind, peace of mind, peace of mind, and peace of mind, is for Qi'an.And this little loli, who came from a family of assassins, did not live as safely and smoothly as her name. Instead, she carried the heaviness and darkness that this age shouldn't have.

So when Morimiya Huayin said that she could be taught to become stronger, she did not hesitate to come here with Miss Morimiya.

...Already, there is nothing left.

So stop worrying about cheating, and stop worrying about the future... because ah, there's nothing worse than the present.

"Of course the younger generation should be transferred after being abused. To teach the older generation to become famous masters, you only need to be seriously injured a few times and half-dead a few times, and you can almost be a teacher~" Morimiya Huayin's tone was relaxed and leisurely, and his index finger was lightly placed on the table. Tap lightly.

Although the words are easy to say, Morimiya Huayin is not unmoved by Liang Qi'an's talent and tenacity. The kind of training she arranged has only been achieved by Tono Iori in the past few decades. Today, there is another one Liang Qi'an from China.

The people on the list are not all unknown people, they are all new stars of the major schools of kendo and martial arts in Japan, and each of them is an extremely talented person who has been trained by the schools for many years, but now they are being replaced by a junior who has suddenly emerged It's also interesting to be killed in disgrace...

Liang Qi'an said softly and stopped talking, obediently took out a few pieces of snacks wrapped in oil paper that the Patriarch of Mori Palace had confessed to secretly bring in from his arms, and handed them to Mori Gong Huayin, with a quiet and submissive appearance , I can't see the reputation of a murderous madman who can scare people into fear in Kyoto recently.

"Although I arranged the training content for you, I still don't quite understand what you people are thinking." Morimiya Huayin glanced around, then picked up a piece of snack and put it in his mouth, "Obviously it can be done in other ways." Why do you love force so much?"

As the patriarch of the Morimiya family, Miss Morimiya thinks she is just a lazy guy who hates training, fatigue, and injuries. Many times she is more willing to use her own head to solve problems.

Miss Morimiya has been living a carefree and carefree life, so she doesn't quite understand why Tono Iori lives in such panic, as if a disaster is about to come in the next second, so it is in her heart to crazily improve her own strength It is a matter of course.

...I almost don't have time to play with my beautiful, lovely and charming sister, bad review!

Liang Qi'an smiled slightly, "I think the purpose of Ms. Tono Iori's obsession with martial arts... is probably to prevent you from stealing, Miss."

"...Eh." Morimiya Huayin was taken aback, and saw a bento box placed on the table in front of her. There were only three or four palm-sized green vegetable leaves in the box.

"Since the head of the family ate it again today, the lunch box has been downgraded to vegetables."

Tono Iori, who appeared behind Morimiya Kayin at some point, announced with a blank expression on his face, and the face of Morimiya Patriarch suddenly became greener than the vegetables in the bento.

"Tono Iori, this is the next crime! I will kill you according to the family law!!"

"Even if you are smashed to pieces today, your bento will not change."

Liang Qi'an resigned at the right time, and heard the endless quarrels behind him, the young head of the Morimong family is also using this special time to act like a baby to his younger sister today.

Ms. Tono's goal is to be able to become Miss Morimiya's sword, so what about me... Liang Qi'an stretched out his hands and looked at the palms.

"In my words, I probably hope that when you are unhappy one day, I can hurry up and rush to your side sooner."

However, I hope you will be safe and happy forever... I hope you will never have to see me again, Xu Ge.