Fortune telling?Super accurate!

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The guests in the luxurious box all looked at Wen Heng, and Wen Heng felt that several divine senses were sizing him up.Fortunately, he has a thick skin and a tough body, and this level of spiritual consciousness poking him is like scratching an itch.He dawdled and didn't want to go over: "Okay, I'll come and serve you some vegetables."

Forget it, he is now a sophomore in Zuixianlou, and the situation in Nine Heavens Realm is still unclear, he needs a place to stay.It's just cloth, at worst, he will be eaten as tofu. It's not like he hasn't been treated like this in the lower realm.After figuring it out, Wen Heng didn't hesitate any longer, and walked to the fairy with a signature smile on his face: "The fairy, try the special dishes of our Zuixianlou."

Rong Wenheng complained, the food of this Zuixianlou is not as good as the food of his Feixianlou!Just this crystal elbow is not as good as that made by his little disciple Yun Qing.

Just as Wen Heng picked up his chopsticks and elbows, Xianjun's hand had already touched Wen Heng's waist: "Oh, what a waist! Little Wen, right? It's not obvious that he's wearing clothes, but it's very interesting to the touch." Wen Heng calmly moved Putting his elbow into Xianjun's bowl, he moved it calmly, and his waist was released from Xianjun's hand: "Xianjun is joking."

The fairy's attitude was a little arrogant: "My Lord Dewen has trained his eyes!" Wen Heng smiled awkwardly. After serving the dishes, he took a step back and stood behind Xianjun Dewen.He doesn't care what other people do, but he is a man of Taoism, so he can't be so casual.

The water god smiled: "Dewen, have you kicked something hard? Not everyone can be included in your pocket." Dewen laughed: "My lord is joking, just a small earth fairy." Wen Heng stood in the original His eyebrows and eyes were crooked, as if he didn't hear this group of people farting.

Between the cups of wine, Fengshen opened up the conversation: "I thought that Mr. Li would come this time, but I never thought that Mr. Li's temper is exactly the same as before." The water god smiled indifferently: "You know Mr. Li's temper, he doesn't like This occasion."

God of War's charming wife said: "I thought that when I came to the Nine Heavens Realm this time, I would get Mr. Li's order, but I didn't expect that even Mr. Li's mansion was not allowed to enter. Hey..." The words were full of disappointment, and God of War coaxed her repeatedly: "Ma'am, don't be sad. It's just a coincidence that Mr. Li is retreating this time. We will definitely see Mr. Li next time we come to Nine Heavens Realm."

The Water God smiled and said: "Mr. Li is the leader of our lower four realms. He is usually busy maintaining morality. But he has a high-ranking apprentice who is among us now. Why do you need Mr. Li if you want to give orders? Isn't that right, Yuan?" Lord Dexian?"

Wen Heng looked at the so-called Immortal Yuande, and saw that this Immortal was short in stature, like a bulging flea.He had a goatee, but his eyes were piercing.As the saying goes, people should not be judged by their appearance. Wen Heng has known the weight of this sentence for many years in the lower realm. This Immortal Yuande is a disciple of Mr. Li, so he should be able to get close to Daomu in the upper realm often.Wen Heng stood up straighter, he couldn't let Xianjun Yuande see his difference.

Xianjun Yuande cleared his throat: "It's just a coincidence that my master has retreated recently. Yuande is not talented, and his ability is not enough for the master. If the wife does not dislike it, Yuande is willing to make a fortune for her." The wife of God of War is pretty Looking at Yuan De vigorously: "In this case, I will trouble Xianjun."

Wen Heng stood in the back and complained, Mr. Li went into seclusion?He had seen him on the other side of the city wall a few days ago.He also said that if he had the opportunity, he would go to find Mr. Li. Is Mr. Li such a rare person to meet?Then he was lucky, he met Mr. Li as soon as he arrived in Nine Heavens Realm.

No wonder Peng Shaotang said that someone spent ten spirit veins but couldn't see Mr. Li. Wen Heng seemed to see a shiny spirit stone flying past his eyes, but he didn't know anything about it.

Everyone stared intently at Xianjun Yuande, Wen Heng was no exception, the golden light in his eyes looked over everyone present, and he was very happy to see it.These people present, it seems that the future will not work.

Yuan De took out a piece of tortoise shell, and he was chanting something, but Wen Heng listened carefully but couldn't understand anything.Yuan De held the tortoise shell in his left hand. The tortoise shell was black and looked as if it had been burned.His right hand made seals on the tortoise shell, streaks of spiritual light splashed, and then a scorching spiritual fire gushed out from the palm of his right hand!It made Wen Heng jump, it was too sudden!

The wife of God of War smiled and said: "Isn't Immortal Yuande asking me what I want to ask?" Look, it's also a magic stick, the tone and aura of other people are so well controlled, and look at him again, even if he tells others seriously, no one will believe him!

While speaking, the scorching spiritual fire was roasting the back of the tortoise shell, only a slight cracking sound could be heard, and Yuan De's eyes brightened: "Yes!" Mrs. God of War looked at the back of the tortoise shell in surprise, and saw a There were several irregular cracks, she couldn't understand: "Xianjun, what's on it?"

Yuande withdrew the fire in his palm unfathomably. He held the white tortoise shell on his back and said in a deep voice, "This is the revelation from heaven!" ?Taking a tortoise shell and burning it with spiritual fire is the revelation of heaven? !There is still old Xuanwu in the lower realm, should he go back and follow suit?But he felt that if he did this, Old Xuanwu would hunt him down.

Yuan De said to Mrs. God of War: "Madam is asking for something, Yuan De can tell you the answer now. Madam and your Taoist partner will be in love for a long time." Mrs. God of War widened her eyes in surprise: "Xian Jun You are worthy of being a disciple of the Immortal Monarch who holds the Dao, how can you know this?!"

The God of War was so touched that a blush rose on his vicissitudes face: "Madam! I will never let you down in this life!" The God of Wind and the God of Water laughed beside him and said, "Mrs.

Wen Heng couldn't help laughing and bared his teeth, he quickly suppressed his smile while no one was paying attention.It can't be like this, he thinks he's too bad!He clearly saw Mrs. God of War and her concubine being caught and raped by God of War on the bed. Seeing the scene of God of War and his wife being moved and pretending, he couldn't hold back.

The water god pondered for a moment: "Speaking of which, I haven't asked Mr. Li to criticize my fate for a long time. I don't know if Yuande might help me calculate a divination?!" How could Yuande refuse to follow, the tortoise shell in Yuande's hand cooled down and turned into As it was, the cracks that had been burnt before disappeared.

Wen Heng thought to himself, this should be some kind of spiritual treasure, and it can be restored after it is used up!

Yuan De was pretending to forget it again, and after a while he said to the Water God: "Master Water God is safe and sound, and the sky is rising!" The Water God was in a happy mood: "There is no change from the previous instructions, which is very good."

Fengshen thought thoughtfully: "Since the two lords have given instructions, I won't join in the fun?" Xianjun's instructions are quite accurate, let's do the math, and please rest assured."

Wen Heng was complaining again: I have become a god, so I still feel guilty?Didn't everyone feel the way of heaven when they ascended?You must know that in the lower realm, if a monk wants to ascend, the first thing to do is to sense the way of heaven.Although everyone's morality is different, once the morality is clarified, a monk with a firm heart will go on.

The elders of the Nine Heavens Realm are really superstitious!Wen Heng stared at the water god and smiled. What he saw was different from what Yuan De saw. He saw that the mansion of the water god was on fire, and the water god was smoky and swearing at the door.Hey, that's interesting!

Fengshen pondered for a moment: "Forget it, since the two immortals have asked for a hexagram, then I will also ask for a hexagram. Please trouble the immortal Lord Yuande." It is my honor!"

Wen Heng stared at Yuan De's tortoise shell sympathetically. This poor tortoise shell has been burned twice and is about to be burned for the third time.After Yuande burns for the third time, the tortoise shell will be shattered and cannot be recovered.But looking at Yuan De's expression, he didn't know anything about what was about to happen.

Yuan De quickly approved Fengshen's destiny: "What Fengshen wants is the well-being of your family. Don't worry, your family will be safe, successful, happy and worry-free." Fengshen smiled gratifiedly after hearing this instruction.

Wen Heng finally couldn't hold back from scratching his hair.Wen Heng is a person who scratches his cheek when he encounters a little embarrassment and confusion, and scratches his hair when he encounters a headache and trouble.

Wen Heng saw Fengshen... Fengshen and his family were all dead!

"What are you laughing at? Is there something wrong, little Wen?" Dewen Xianjun, who had been coveting Wen Heng's waist, finally put his arms around Wen Heng's waist. Wen Heng looked down at the arm on his waist.He breathed out: "Speaking of which, I can also tell fortunes, Dewen Xianjun, guess what I just calculated?"

Dewen caressed Wen Heng's waist: "What counts?" Wen Heng thought for a while, and applied the classic words of fortune-telling from the lower realms, and he said, "I see that your seal is black, it seems to be a disaster of blood!"

Devin was stunned for a moment, then smiled awkwardly: "Xiao Wen, you are so funny, come on." He put his arms around, as if he wanted to hold Wen Heng in his arms.At this time, we must talk about the tonnage of our old Wen.As long as Old Wen wants to, he can sit on anyone's butt to death!

Old Wen sat down on Devon's lap, only to hear two clicks, and Devin was already lying on the ground.The first click was that the stool under Dewen was cracked, and the second click was that Dewen's legs were broken.When Devon fell to the ground, there was still a smile on his face that he couldn't withdraw in time: "Huh?"

The bright red blood spread from under Dewen, and Dewen screamed: "Ah——my leg!" Wen Heng squatted beside Dewen anxiously: "Xianjun, Xianjun, are you okay?! Look , I'm right, you really have a bloody disaster!"

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Anyone with long eyes can see the bloody disaster of the gods. This is clearly Wen Heng taking the opportunity to vent his anger.It's like someone telling you, brother, you've been having trouble recently, and then this person beat you up and took your wallet away.Old Wen's nature is exactly the same as this one.

Dewen Xianjun howled: "Ah!! I can't move, I can't move!" As a fairy, he has the body of a golden fairy, even if he suffers a little damage, as long as the aura is in place, the pill will heal quickly. Get better.Devon thought so too, but when he fell to the ground with the fragments of the chair on his back, he already felt the call of death.

What kind of pain is this?It's not that he hasn't broken his leg before. If he is afraid of pain, he can just shield his physical body in time.But he found that this kind of pain couldn't be blocked no matter what, he felt the pain spread from his legs, extended to his chest, and got into his brain!Devon took out the elixir and shoved it into his mouth tremblingly, but the pain still could not be relieved.He could only roll on the ground in vain!

The water god's complexion changed in an instant, and with a flash of inspiration in his hand, a dark, round and rolling pill was sent to De Wen's mouth by the spiritual energy.The pain eased after Devon swallowed the elixir. Even with the blessing of the elixir, he was pale and sweating profusely.

Wen Heng helped Dewen up "worryingly": "Xianjun, are you alright?" Dewen finally took a breath at this time, his pale face slowly turned red, looking at Wen Heng's expression was not good, It looked like he wanted to yell.

It's really unreasonable, the earth fairy who has no winks is as heavy as a black iron mountain!Such incomprehensible amorous feelings made this face blind!

No matter how much De Wen thought about Wen Heng, Wen Heng still sat on his ass.He shook off Wen Heng's hand and sat on the chair next to him. He cupped his hands towards the water god, "Thank you, Lord Water God, for giving me the medicine. Dewen's lack of talent has spoiled everyone's interest. Dewen punishes himself with three cups!"

It's not that Dewen doesn't want to get angry. On this occasion, surrounded by big people, no matter how narrow-minded Dewen is, he can't vent it.He could only suppress the resentment in his chest, and wait until the adults left before settling accounts later.

The surrounding Xiao Er looked at Wen Heng pitifully, pitiful, offended the Immortal Monarch, how can he continue to hang around in the Nine Heavens Realm in the future!But after thinking about it, if Wen Heng left, they would have one less competitor.Of course Wen Heng could see what the group of people were thinking, he stared at the broken stool on the ground, and just wanted to sigh, what kind of fairy world is this.What kind of fairy is this? He deserves to serve the plate here and be eaten tofu!No compatriot love at all!

The broken stools on the ground dissipated quickly, and it seemed that there were many formations in this box.

Dewen's incident was just a small episode, and it didn't seem to affect the dignitaries from continuing to eat, and Wen Heng was still standing and making wallflowers, and the whole room seemed to have a lively atmosphere.

In fact, the dark tide was surging, and Wen Heng felt that the consciousness of the water god was lingering on him.Wen Heng stood up straight, what the hell, is the Water God trying to settle his score with Qiuhou?Wen Heng wondered if he should find a chance to leave here, so that everyone would not make himself a topic next.

Before he had time to move, he heard the words of the water god: "Wen Heng, right? Just ascended? Sensing the way of heaven is pretty good." Wen Heng smiled implicitly: "My lord, I'm flattering you."

The Water God was taken aback, this Xiao Er is too good at winking!He actually thought it was a compliment to him? !What a thick skin!

Immortal Yuande had an opinion, he stood up and said to Wen Heng, "This..." Wen Heng's rank is too low, and he doesn't even know what to call him.However, Dewen still found a suitable title: "This fellow Taoist, everyone is a monk who senses the way of heaven, why don't we exchange ideas?"

What happened to Devon happened right under his nose, this is hitting him in the face!Yuan De felt that his face was torn off by Wen Heng and thrown on the ground and stepped on countless feet. In front of so many immortals, Wen Heng was against him!Yuan De's thoughts are surprisingly consistent with De Wen's at the moment, and he can't wait to let Wen Heng experience what a bloody disaster is.

Yuan De's face flushed red, he stood up to Wen Heng's waist.Wen Heng looked at Yuan De condescendingly, inexplicably feeling that Yuan De looked like a puffer fish that was about to explode.Puffer fish are so cute, Yuan De is not as cute as puffer fish!Wen Heng stared at Yuan De with a smile on his face and began to race in his mind.

Seeing Yuan De's complexion getting redder and redder, Wen Heng realized that he was a little rude for not responding to him.At this moment, he thought of being reserved, and he bowed his hands politely: "Xianjun, Wen Heng is just an earth immortal who has just ascended, how can he compete with Xianjun..."

De Wen chimed in next to him: "Hey, this statement is wrong. Just now you said that I have a bloody disaster, so I have fulfilled it? It happens that all the immortals in the world are here. It will be good for me to walk in the future." It sounds so reasonable!Wen Heng was too embarrassed to refuse.

But anyone with eyes can see that this is a trap!Wen Heng offended the immortals whether he should fight or not, he is an earth immortal, the less he said on this occasion, the better.

Wen Heng sighed: "Then... it's better to be respectful than obey your orders." Compared with the crow's mouth, he has never lost!

Yuan De held the tortoise shell in his hand: "Fellow Daoist, where are your magical weapons?" What about the palace?Wen Heng laughed and said, "It's not a weapon."

Disdain appeared in Yuan De's eyes, the silly bird who didn't even have a magic weapon actually made trouble in front of him.However, he still said lively: "I didn't expect fellow Taoist to be able to sense the way of heaven with his body, I admire it!!" Wen Heng saluted and stopped talking.

Yuan De said: "Just now, I have the honor to give instructions on the fate of several immortals who are in charge of the world. Yuan De has little talent and learning, and I am afraid that the instructions will be wrong and miss the important affairs of the immortals in charge of the world. Several immortals, can you give this fellow Daoist Wen a piece of advice?" Opportunity, let him also comment on the fate of the immortals?"

The Water God was trying to find an excuse to get angry, so he nodded: "Yes, it's just chatting anyway. What do Lord God of War and Lord Fengshen think?" The God of War focused on his beautiful wife, and he nodded: "Okay, it's okay to be idle anyway. Let's do it." Assuming Wen Heng is a clown, it's okay to make a fool of himself to make everyone laugh!

Fengshen closed the fan in his hand: "Yes." Fengshen didn't take Wen Heng seriously, for him, he just came to have a meal, and listening to the words of these magic sticks, he felt that he would feel better.Presumably Wen Heng would say something to make everyone happy, right?When it comes to fortune-telling, he only obeys Mr. Li. Except for Mr. Li's words, he just listens to other people's words and doesn't take them to heart.

It's okay for the immortal masters who are in charge of the world not to talk about it, but Wen Heng wants to laugh when he mentions this.

Wen Heng cupped his hands: "Everyone, Wen has just ascended from the lower realm. If there is something wrong with what you said, let the immortals just listen to it as a joke." As soon as the words fell, Yuan De had an opinion : "Your Daoist Wen's words are wrong. Sensing the way of heaven is such a serious matter, how can it be a joke?"

Okay, this is forcing Wen Heng to be crowed, Wen Heng nodded: "So, I will re-comment the question asked by the immortals just now."

Wen Heng looked at God of War: "This fellow Taoist..." He was going to die anyway, Wen Heng's aura was fully opened at this moment, and he began to make a happy crow's mouth, "Your wife will get along with others, Let’s try to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages, shall we?”

As soon as the words fell, the air in the whole room froze. The wife of God of War looked white and her body trembled. She looked at God of War with tears in her eyes: "Husband, he, he actually insulted me like this! Hey..." God of War suddenly pulled out He threw the long whip at his waist and threw it at Wen Heng: "Nonsense! My wife and I are in harmony! How dare you say that about my pure and pure wife!"

Wen Heng dodged the God of War's whip in a flash, and he still had a warm smile on his face: "Whether it is pure or not is up to you. Is there a tall and white guard in the God of War mansion? Just ask him and he will know." Yes. Wen kindly reminded Xianjun that it’s nothing to have a green hat on your head, and it’s stupid to help others raise children.”

Those who are familiar with Wen Heng understand that the gentler his smile is, it proves that what he said will happen in the near future.

After the God of War's whip slammed at Wen Heng, he easily dodged it, and God of War didn't notice the strangeness in his fury.But Fengshen noticed it, this is the whip of the God of War!When God of War lashed down with a whip, ordinary earth immortals could kill a dozen or so, but Wen Heng easily dodged it!Fengshen stared at Wen Heng thoughtfully, the fighting power of this Earth Immortal is amazing!

Wen Heng added a few more words: "If Wen's expectations are correct, his wife is already pregnant, and the God of War can ask the Immortal Doctor to judge." The God of War became even more angry: "My wife guards me like a jade! How can the madam be pregnant! Besides, I am also a fairy, so I can still tell if the madam is pregnant!"

A little life was beating in the belly, and the fairy elders could hear it clearly as long as they had the heart.God of War Jiao Didi's wife had already cried and collapsed on the chair: "I, I'm dying!" God of War rushed towards Wen Heng furiously: "It's unreasonable! You made my wife cry!" God of War's aura rolled up violently, and the repairmen in the room The Earth Immortal who was so close rolled his eyes!

There was a muffled groan, and before the fist of God of War hit Wen Heng's face, Wen Heng's fist had already hit God of War's stomach.God of War felt his eyes darkened, his stomach was hit violently, and he almost couldn't get up in one breath.Wen Heng chuckled: "Don't get excited, I know this fact is hard for you to accept, but it's better than continuing to be stupid."

The God of War's tall body knelt down with a plop, the God of Water and the God of Wind were dumbfounded, and even the madam of God of War stopped whining.Wen Heng cupped his hands to the two immortals who ruled the world, and added fuel to the fire with sympathy: "God of War... being cuckolded, a man can't stand it. He might act aggressively after he wakes up. You have to take care of the immortal king."

The body of the God of War fell to the ground with a thump, and Wen Heng said with frowned eyebrows: "After talking about the God of War, there are two more immortals who hold the world. Oh, everyone, please sit down, don't get excited, come one by one, Everyone has a share."

Fengshen's eyebrows jumped up suddenly, what exactly did they provoke?He is full of nonsense, and his fighting power is surprisingly strong!In the entire Nine Heavens Realm... no, in the entire Lower Four Realms, there are only a handful of people who can knock down the God of War with one punch!

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After the God of War fell, the room quickly returned to calm, and I have to say that the formation is a good thing.The tables and chairs that had just been swept up by the aura of the god of war and became shattered all returned to their original state.The wife of the God of War didn't dare to cry anymore, she shrank back on the chair in fear, and she didn't even dare to go up to see the situation of the God of War.

Wen Heng looked at the Water God: "This fellow Taoist, your cave will be on fire in three days. Let's turn evil into good luck with a hexagram?" In the picture seen by Wen Heng, the Water God was standing in front of the mansion and cursing in the dark. where!

The water god snorted coldly: "Nonsense, my cave is under the cold pool, and there is not even a single fire in the whole mansion. If you talk nonsense, you have to find the right person." Wen Heng waved his hand: "Isn't this right? , Fellow Daoist, don’t be impatient, there is a solution to your big fire. Since it’s your first fortune-telling, I’ll give you a free one.”

Turn bad luck into good fortune?The water god is about to burn with anger and turn evil into good luck for you?According to Wen Heng, you still want to collect money?Can really speak.Not to mention it's free, even if Wen Heng pays for it, the Water God won't ask him for it.After the water god finished his anger, he calmed down, and he smiled sinisterly: "Oh? Is there any solution?"

Wen Heng acted as if he didn't hear the repressed anger in the water god's tone, and his eyes flashed golden light: "Well, you should move! There is a spiritual fire near your cave, and the spiritual fire will wander away in a few days and bring disaster to you. It’s too late to move now.”

The water god smiled coldly: "Oh, I've taken over this hexagram. What should you do if there is no fire in my mansion?" His cave has been under the cold pool for thousands of years, and he has never heard of it being nearby. There will be spiritual fire.Besides, he is the god of water, he knows everything in the water clearly, so would he not know if there is anything strange?

Wen Heng scratched his cheek: "Me? I'll go find the Soul Gathering Flower." He still remembers to find the Soul Gathering Flower, and then go to the Immortal Master of the Realm, or before that, he can go to Mr. Li.But Mr. Li is in seclusion, so he may not be able to see him.

Water God turned to Fengshen: "Lord Fengshen, I am sorry to let a lunatic disturb everyone's interest today." Fengshen spread out his fan and waved his hands: "It's not a problem, I want to hear what warning this fairy elder has given me. I don’t know if this fairy elder can give me some instructions on my destiny?”

Wen Heng nodded solemnly: "That's no problem. Fellow Daoist, your family will be ruined in a month, so come and change your fate?" No matter how good Fengshen is, he will explode. 31 Zhongtian Who doesn't know that Fengshen cares most about his family!Wen Heng actually said that his family members died unexpectedly!Fengshen couldn't hold back on the spot!

Wen Heng grabbed the begging stick to the side with his hand.At the same time, the festive red robe on his body has also changed to the original black.He was lazy at first, but after being paired with a begging stick, his temperament changed drastically. He didn't look like a person in the fairy world at all, but rather like those beggars who don't want to make progress and stretch out their hands to beg.

Reminiscent of Wen Heng giving orders to Xianjun and even daring to say something for free, Fengshen stood up and yelled, "Where did you come from beggar! Take your life!" The poor Fengya Fengshen was swearing by Wen Hengqi , which shows Wen Heng's ability to offend people.

As soon as the Fengshen fan was opened and closed, the strong wind swept out, and the utensils in the guest room were smashed to pieces by the strong wind.Wen Heng's complexion changed. He had heard of this kind of wind in the lower realm. At that time, when the small hole in the sea of ​​blue waves and clouds shattered, the wind would blow up. The demon god Xun Kang in the lower realm, his wife was like this The soul flew away in the strong wind, and Xun Kang's demon and god wife were scattered.

Although the wind blown up by Fengshen is not as strong as the wind blown by Xiaodongtian, it is still more than enough to smash the formation of the room.

Wen Heng sighed regretfully: "This fellow Taoist, do you have something to say? You are so irritable, even if I want to show you a clear way, I can't do it." Fengshen snorted coldly: "Take your life !"

The immortals in the same room have already found a protective spiritual weapon, including De Wen and Yuan De, who are relatively close to the door.When Fengshen's moves struck, the two of them dodged to the side, and happened to be standing under the two windows next to the door.The two saw a black spiritual light flashing, and a gentle voice came: "By the way, Immortal Yuande, your turtle shell is about to shatter!"

After saying this sentence, Yuande felt the same emotion in his heart like the other immortals.Yuan De yelled: "Crazy man, you know what a fart, this is the shell of the ancient three-headed turtle. I have used it for thousands of years. If you say it is broken, it will be broken?!"

Fengshen's wind roared, and the fat shopkeeper was alarmed by the curses of Yuan De and other immortals.When the fat shopkeeper came, I saw Fengshen and the others with icy faces: "That Wen Heng just now, you must catch him!" After catching him, he will definitely make him look good!Not to mention that he slapped his butt and broke Xianjun Dewen's thigh, and then he was cursing Xianjun. After catching this bastard, several Xianjun will definitely make them look good!

When God of War woke up leisurely, he clutched his stomach and rolled twice on the ground: "I'm so good...it hurts so fucking... um..." The enraged immortals calmed down, one left and one right Go to help God of War: "Are you okay? Lord God of War."

The God of War grinned: "Why did I lie down on the ground properly? Oh, it hurts me to death..." The God of Wind and the God of Water stopped talking. Thinking of what Wen Heng did just now, this group of people became ashamed. It's unreasonable for a group of immortals to be surrounded by a lunatic!

The water god said: "Stop talking, I met a lunatic, talking nonsense..." Before he finished speaking, he heard a click, and the tortoise shell held in the hand of Yuande Xianjun was shocked. The breath shattered and fell to the ground!

"My tortoise shell!" Yuan De couldn't believe it, "my tortoise shell!! This is the shell of the three-headed tortoise that was passed down to me by my master and soaked for thousands of years under the Dao tree!"

"Ouch..." Mrs. God of War had never seen such a powerful battle scene, her complexion turned pale and she began to vomit beside her. The female correction brought by the water god was busy sending her spiritual energy.

"Plop, plop..." The immortals heard a weak heartbeat, and the source of the sound was the belly of Mrs. God of War!God of War's complexion changed instantly. He is a man, and he loves his wife wholeheartedly.That's why just now when Wen Heng said that his wife gave him a cuckold, he got up angrily to refute, even if he was punched down by Wen Heng just now, he was not as ashamed as now.

The God of War stood still, his eyes fixed on his wife's face: "When did it happen?" The wife of the God of War looked snowy, and she trembled and wanted to argue: "What is it? Husband, what are you talking about? I Can't understand……"

God of War stood up straight, but his hands were trembling: "Be honest, I won't do anything to you." Mrs. God of War was still trying to quibble, but the fetal sounds in her belly could not be suppressed , Mrs. God of War's complexion turned pale: "It's invalid..."

She obviously prepared a very powerful formation to protect her abdomen, or her aunt's method, why did it fail? !

In the face of irrefutable evidence, Mrs. God of War could not quibble.The God of War was distraught: "The beggar told me that you cheated on me, of course I didn't believe it. I respect you and love you. I know that I am not at home all the year round and make you lonely. I have been a Taoist couple with you for these years. What do you want? I will ask you for everything. Although I am not by your side, I will not miss the greetings every day, but you are lucky, the bead is dark..."

It takes more than ten months for people in the immortal way to conceive a fairy fetus, and some people need a hundred years or a thousand years to conceive a fairy fetus.The fairy fetus in the womb of Mrs. God of War has been five or six years, and he has not been at home these years! !Even if it is a fairy, the birth of a fairy fetus is not the result of the legendary sense of heaven.

Mrs. God of War is pitiful: "Husband, sir, please listen to my explanation..." God of War waved his hand weakly: "There is no need to explain. I defend you like this, but you treat me like this. We are going to the 32nd Chongtian now. I want to Ask clearly, who is your true love, and with whom do you want to be safe for the rest of your life!"

Spiritual consciousness kept sweeping around, and Fengshen set up a barrier.He said to the immortals present: "Today's matter, please keep your mouth shut." Naturally, the immortals did not say anything, the beggar said four things, and two things were fulfilled on the spot!How dare they speak nonsense.

It's a pity... Everyone looked outside the door. Wen Heng ran too fast just now, probably because he was afraid of being beaten up by the celestial lords.Only then did they discover something special about Wen Heng. He ran away as a big man, but he didn't leave any divine sense of a fairy on his body!

There are also three realm-holding immortals here. In terms of cultivation base, there are few people in the Nine Heavens Realm who are stronger than them. As a result, under the eyes of the three realm-holding immortals, Wen Heng escaped smoothly.This is very embarrassing, even if the immortals regret it now and want to invite Wen Heng back, they can't find anyone for him! !

Fengshen and Watershen looked at each other, the anger in their hearts dissipated, and now they are full of doubts.However, they can still comfort themselves: "It's not necessarily accurate, it might just be a mistake." Yuande's tortoise shell may have just resisted the fragmentation of the aura of two immortals, and Wen Heng is just better at seeing The complexion of the nun.

There is a doctor who can tell whether a woman is pregnant just by her face and actions. What if Wen Heng is such a person?He might be a magic stick!

Fengshen and Watershen were thinking in their hearts, but they could only sympathize with the God of War.This is really... too miserable, really!

Wen Heng didn't know what kind of trouble he had caused, he ran away, and ran to the city wall in a short while.He turned his head to look at Nine Heavens City and muttered: "Who are they? Don't they all want to accept the reality? It's really hard to tell the truth."

When he was in the lower realm, he was given orders, even if he was crow-mouthed, the monks behind would not dare to make mistakes, and they all asked him to give him a solution.Anyone who came to him for fortune-telling did not bring a spirit treasure, and he gave the fairy king a fortune for free, but they even had to join forces to hammer him.People hate to be honest these days!

Wen Heng sighed depressingly: "Fortunately, it's almost the beginning of the month." At the beginning of the month, someone organized a search for Soul Gathering Flowers on the Chaos Sea. Wen Heng looked at the sky. He only needs to hide for a long time, and he will be able to set off with the large army tomorrow morning. up.

"Hahahaha!!" While Wen Heng was muttering, he heard laughter from the side.He turned his head to look, and unexpectedly saw Mr. Li who led him into the city again. Wen Heng saluted politely with joy: "I see you are old again."

Mr. Li laughed twice: "New here?" Now it was Wen Heng's turn to be stunned: "You..." Mr. Li doesn't remember him, obviously the last time we met was a few days ago?Mr. Li knocked on his cigarette bag, and then spit out a round smoke ring: "Come on, take a look at the seal of ghosts and gods."

Wen Heng was even more puzzled. Didn't Mr. Li have seen the seal of ghosts and gods when he saw him before?

The author has something to say: Old Wen offended all the immortals in the Lower Three Realms at once. When he came back, he was about to face a storm, but he remained calm.This means that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water!

By the way, the Immortal Lord of the Realm and the Immortal Lord of the Dao are my private creations, because I really can't think of what to call the immortal who is more powerful than the other immortals, so I hang up a title.

Lian Wushang pinched the storage bag: Those who left messages came to receive red envelopes, those who scored negative points zero and one points did not.Don't ask me when I appear, I often appear in Zuozhao. [Stupid author wipes his sweat: Mrs. Ma, you are too rigid, I can't let you give out red envelopes next time, I need to find someone cute to send out. 】

Lian Wushang held the lotus root in her hand: I heard you speak ill of me.

There was blood all over the place, and the stupid author was hung from a tree by his teacher and beat him, making him unable to type.Yes, that's why I'm procrastinating in the future.