Fortune telling?Super accurate!

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Wen Heng looked at the mistresses around, all of them were very energetic, really festive against the backdrop of the bright red uniform.Wen Heng kicked his hands in his pockets with a smile on his face, but he was complaining in his heart: It really looks like a red lantern... He was in a daze again, and began to diverge his thinking: If he returned to Xuantianzong, he would let all his disciples wear them. Wearing such festive clothes, Xuantianzong will be full of little balls rolling around...

Then he was told by the fat shopkeeper: "Little Wen, take your hands out of your pockets, you don't look like you are serving a fairy!" I thought it was Xiao Er, but wearing it on Wen Heng's body made him look extraordinarily handsome.If you don't know, you may think that he is some kind of immortal. A person like him is incompatible with the current environment.

However, his attitude was very good. As soon as the fat shopkeeper said, he took his hand out of his pocket: "Sorry, I haven't changed my habit in the lower realm for a while." Not only can he put his hands in his pockets, he can also put them in his sleeves. ... Then he would take out something to eat from time to time. Speaking of this, he should blame his little apprentice. Why do you have so much delicious food when you have nothing to do?Still put it in a place within his reach, isn't it obvious for him to eat it?

The fat shopkeeper nodded and said: "Well, it's normal not to get used to it, you've done a good job." Wen Heng smiled: "By the way, shopkeeper, didn't you say that the immortals will be here soon?" He looked up at the sky , according to the timing method of the lower realm, it is now Chenshi.When the fat shopkeeper said this to him, it was still Maoshi.He has been waiting for almost an hour.

The fat shopkeeper pointed to the sky on his finger: "It's time for the immortals, isn't it coming soon?" Wen Heng blinked his eyes when he heard the words, the shopkeeper, from Maoshi to Sishi... It's gone in half a day!The shopkeeper put his hands in his hands and said: "The immortals have always acted according to the rules, you don't need to worry about these, just stand here honestly."

Wen Heng looked at the other mistresses standing in the room, and he quickly discovered a little difference, each of the mistresses in the room had a good skin.Although the skin of a monk can change at will, most of the monks can live forever after they reach a certain level of cultivation. As for the immortality, they are all immortals now. As long as they don’t die, they can live as long as the sky... ...cough, digressing...

Monks have different aesthetics, and everyone has a different definition of beauty.Some monks regard being strong as beautiful, some as being thin and slender, some as beautiful with fair skin, and some as beautiful with bronzed skin... Just look at the few mistresses in the room, under the strange red uniform, every day Individuals wear different spirits.

Wen Heng lonely touched something to eat and threw it into his mouth, suddenly a sweet aroma of chestnuts permeated the air.The little girl next to him said to Wen Heng resentfully: "Xiao Wen, you are going too far." Wen Heng smiled and chewed, um, it smells so good!If Lao Wen had treated himself well when he first came to work here, he might have shared the snacks now, but now he should have them all to himself.

Wen Heng's stealing skills are full, even with so many eyes, he can find a handful of melon seeds and knock them.As soon as he started eating melon seeds, he thought of his two good friends. At that time, as long as he took out a handful of melon seeds and started cracking them, Shao Ning and Lingxi would come out from unknown corners and snatch his melon seeds.He has been knocking for so long, why haven't they come out yet?

Wen Heng poked in the luxurious room and waited until Sishi. As soon as Sishi arrived, three exquisite chariots flew from the sky. The carts were pulled by colorful ostriches, and they sprinkled a colorful aura in the sky.Such a big movement is too conspicuous.

The ostriches stopped in front of the Zuixian building, and the fat shopkeeper, along with the guards in the building and the waiters, were waiting at the door early, bowing their heads and ears.After landing, the luan bird raised its head and chirped a few times, then lowered its long neck to comb its feathers.There were only a few slight sounds of moving, and the door of the car slowly opened, and three strong men jumped out of the three luan cars from front to back.

After the men came down, there was a flash of inspiration in their hands, and three exquisite sedan chairs appeared beside the door of the luan car.Laughter came from the luan chariot, and after a while all the immortals in the three luan chariots came out.

The leading man was dressed in aqua-blue clothes, his long gown fluctuated slightly like water waves, and the water flowing around him was full of aura, presumably this was the Water God, the immortal ruler of the Nine Heavens Realm.The so-called Immortal Ruler of the Nine Heavens is the one who is in charge of the entire Nine Heavens Realm. The Water God is under the command of the next four Immortal Venerable Emperor You Xianzun. All matters in the Nine Heavens Realm must be determined first by the Water God. , must report to Emperor You Xianzun.

The water god looks like a gentle young man, probably because of the reason of holding the world, there is an arrogance in his brows.Next to the water god was a charming female fairy, and after getting off the luan chariot, the water god reached out to help her, and the female fairy's complexion turned red immediately, and her gestures and gestures were all amorous.

Out of the luan chariot behind the water god came out a powerful and powerful fairy, with a sky-opening ax on his back and a long whip pinned to his waist. He had a big back and a big waist and feet, and when he landed, the drill on the ground shattered. Shattered by his strength.The shattered stones splashed in all directions, and the water god stopped the scattered stones with a wave of his hand: "The aura of the God of War is too powerful, I can't bear it, hahaha."

God of War followed suit and laughed loudly: "I'm sorry, sorry, I forgot that this is not my cave, so I must pay attention." A woman's delicate voice came from the luan car: "Husband, how can you do this? It's too rude. The water god also Please don't mind." God of War hastily stretched out his hand to catch the hand stretched out from the luan chariot: "Madam, be careful, come down slowly!"

Soon, the woman on the luan car stood beside the God of War, her eyes were full of spring water, and she covered her mouth with her sleeves and said coquettishly, "Look at you." The God of War repeatedly begged for mercy: "I was wrong Don’t get angry, ma’am, your health will be bad if you get angry.” Standing next to the smaller lady, the tall God of War is as obedient as a kitten. If the wife of the God of War can be dealt with, it will be unimpeded.

"God of War and his wife are deeply in love with each other, which is admirable!" The man who spoke came from the third luan car, and he was the only one who got out of the car.The figure of this man is like an unpredictable wind. He holds a plain white fan in his hand. While speaking, his clothes, skirt and long hair are gently swaying.This one is Fengshen, the immortal ruler of the 31st Heaven.

God of War laughed when he heard Fengshen's words: "Who doesn't know that Fengshen and his wife Qinse are a harmonious couple!" Fengshen smiled: "Hey, is it serious?"

The fat shopkeeper laughed beside him, there was no place for him to speak here.Fortunately, the water god cleared the siege, and the water god familiarly led the two immortals to the gate of Zuixian Tower: "Come on, both immortals, don't stand still. I have asked the shopkeeper to prepare the food and drinks. Please invite the two of you first." Take your seat?"

Fengshen smiled and said: "Why don't we wait, Emperor You might come over." God of War waved his hand: "Hey, Emperor You will not leave Thirty Heavens soon." Hearing this, Water God and Fengshen had subtle expressions: "Oh~ God of War coughed: "I went to Thirty Heavens a few days ago, and I happened to meet Emperor You to go to retreat." Wind God and Water God said meaningfully: "Oh!"

Knowing that Emperor You retreated, the three immortals no longer waited, and the three of them strode into the Zuixian Tower while the fat shopkeeper nodded and bowed.

When he was in the Lower Realm, Wen Heng also owned two major properties, one called Feixianlou and the other called Qianji Pavilion.There are countless monks in the Feixian Tower to practice and experience in it, and Wen Heng also stayed there, otherwise how did he get his ability to serve dishes?

There are songs and dances in the Feixian Tower, and monks invite three or two fellow Taoists to eat and chat. Although Feixian Tower charges a lot, it still spreads all over the lower realm.There is a VIP building in the Feixian Tower. The VIPs in the VIP building can enjoy larger rooms, better services, and even enjoy discounts on designated dishes... But there is no accompanying wine service. It is a monk who has come out to practice, whoever dares to be disrespectful to Xiaoer will be shot off by the shopkeeper of Feixianlou.

Wen Heng never thought that after ascending to the upper world, he would become a wine companion because of his good looks... He glanced at a certain fairy who was waving at him and his eyes were shining, and was thinking about seizing the door. And escape, or pretend not to see?

Not long after the three Immortals from the Realm of Execution entered the door, five more Immortals from the Nine Heavens Realm came.It wasn't until this time that Wen Heng realized that there were only 33 heavens in the Upper Realm, there were not many Immortal Monarchs and Immortal Emperors in the Realm, but there were still a lot of Immortal Monarchs.For example, the five celestial lords later, these people are the celestial lords in the Nine Heavens Realm. These people are quite powerful and have a good relationship with the Water God, the celestial ruler in charge of the world, so they can participate in today's banquet.

Wen Heng originally thought that all he needed to do was to quietly make a mural of passing food, but he didn't expect that the picture he saw next made his eyes pop.He saw a certain fairy beckoning, and a little boy standing next to the fairy walked to the fairy with a smile.When Wen Heng thought he was going to serve Xianjun with vegetables, Xianjun put his arms around his waist, and he just sat on Xianjun's... lap...

"Come on, don't be shy, I haven't seen you before." The fairy waved his hands, his eyes almost glowing green.Wen Heng felt that there was something wrong with this fellow's eyesight, he could still take a fancy to him in such a strangely colored outfit?

The God of Water calmly glanced at Wen Heng and asked the fat shopkeeper, "Your face, did you just come?" The fat shopkeeper smiled along with him, "Yes, you just came. Little Wen, why don't you go up and serve the fairy?" Wen Heng Heng felt that his scalp was going to explode: "Bu Cai?" Just Bu Cai?

The unknown fairy couldn't wait to stand up: "That's right, it's just cloth vegetables. Little Wen, right?" Wen Heng nodded: "Yes, I've met Xianjun under Wenheng." Xianjun smiled : "That's a good name, Hickey!"

Wen Heng was dumbfounded, he suddenly understood why they got angry when he named the little Qiling around him indiscriminately.He has carried this name for thousands of years, and this is the first time he knows that his name can be misinterpreted like this.Kiss your grandma's leg!Scar your grandpa asshole!Old Wen cursed in his heart angrily.