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Si Yu was dragged into Room 43 by two paper figurines.

Unexpectedly, these two little paper figurines seemed to be only the size of thumbs, and they dragged out an aura of power and aura.When Si Yu staggered into the room, the little paper figurine put his hands on his waist and puffed out his chest to ask Qi Lu for a reward.

Si Yu, a big man with a weight of more than 100 kilograms, is dragged away by these two little things that can collapse when he farts in front of Xiao Fu who adores him so much.But these two paper figurines are things beyond his materialistic cognition after all, and they may have high mana power. He didn't dare to curse, and he didn't want to look like he was too worthless, so he had to pretend to clear his throat and put on a human face. With the appearance of the teacher's watch, he taught earnestly: "Hey, these two little things are quite strong, but in this society, brute force alone is far from enough. What kind of little monsters are you? Why don't you go to class?"

The little paper man jumped twice on the ground and kicked his legs again.

Qi Lu said: "They have very low intelligence and can't speak, but they can..."

"It turned out to be two little idiots!" Teacher Si, who was upright just now, immediately changed his face when he heard that the little thing couldn't speak, and laughed at the little paper figurine with joy, "Believe it or not, I'll arrest you and put you in the water first." Soak it in the sun for a day, then hang it on the clothes pole to expose it to the sun, and dry you into paper to wipe your ass!"

The two little paper figurines shook their heads, and then thumped their chests, as if they were very angry. One of them raised his foot and kicked the corner of the table, and the solid wood round table shook.

Si Yu was dumbfounded, the table weighed seventy or eighty catties at least, if he kicked it up, he might break his toe!

Seeing the two little paper figures clenching their fists and angrily walking towards him, Si Yu was taken aback, quickly hid behind Qi Lu, and asked in a low voice, "Don't you say they are idiots and can't talk!"

Qi Lu put his arms around his chest, raised his eyebrows and said, "But I can understand people's words."

Si Yu swallowed: "...Don't leave half a sentence next time!"

Qi Lu took out the gold-rimmed glasses from his breast pocket and put them on, lay down leisurely on the recliner, picked up a book from the coffee table, weighed it in his hand, and looked at Si Yu with some playfulness.

Si Yu raised his hands above his head, made a gesture of surrender, and begged, "Mr. Qi, help me."

Qi Lu opened the book, and leisurely became the hands-free shopkeeper: "Teacher Si, you are a good teacher, and if you know your mistakes, you should correct them. You should apologize to them."

Si Yu looked down bitterly, and there were two paper figurines standing at his feet with the left and right guards, arms crossed, one leg trembling like a sewing machine, with a very hooligan attitude.

Si Yu sighed, looked around, and found that Xiaofu was not in the hall, so he said to himself that a man can bend and stretch, and there is no shame in apologizing to the paper man!

He bit the bullet and bent down, with a fake smile: "Two big brothers, aren't you..."

"Master! Brother! Xiaofu has transformed into a little banana!"

Xiaofu ran out of the small room while yelling, Si Yuhan's unfinished word "Qi" became annoyed, and he quickly stood up straight.

The little guy changed into clean clothes - a set of yellow plush one-piece pajamas that Si Yu bought online for him a few days ago.The squat little dumpling was dressed in a small yellow dress, with short hands and short legs, and the hood made the little fleshy face even more chubby, so cute.

The pajamas were washed in the water after I bought them, and they were soft and fragrant. The little guy couldn't love it more. He raised his hand and sniffed the sleeves, half-closed his eyes and looked intoxicated, and spun around twice: "The sun's Xiaofu knows the taste!"

The little guy waited for a long time with his little hands in his mouth, but Si Yu praised him for being cute and well-behaved. He ran to Si Yu's side impatiently, hugged Si Yu's leg and acted like a baby: "Brother, look at Xiaofu is a little banana!"

Si Yu smiled and patted his head.

Without waiting for Si Yu's apology, the two little paper figurines climbed up his instep along the upper of the shoe angrily, and jumped up and down violently on top of it.Xiao Fu saw these two arrogant little things with sharp eyes, raised his fist and shouted: "Don't bully brother!"

The little paper man showed his teeth and claws at Xiaofu, and the little guy was so angry that he looked like a steamed bun, waving his fists as if to hit someone.

Si Yu's heart warmed up, thinking that he didn't love Xiaofu for nothing, he was afraid that the paper man with the strength of a cow would hurt Xiaofu, so he turned sideways to protect the little guy behind him, and threw at Qi Lu who was lying on the reclining chair A look of help.

Qi Lu was unmoved, and even turned over.

"I'm going to beat you all!" Xiaofu was so angry that he yelled ferociously with a puffy face and rushed forward.

Si Yu hurriedly turned around and wanted to hold Xiaofu, but the little guy ran really fast, and ran to the edge of the big round table with a small cotton mop, holding the leg of the table tightly with one hand, trying to lift the table up and hit Xiaofu. paper man.

The short, stubby little guy was no taller than the table, and he looked like a little yellow banana in his fluffy yellow clothes.Si Yu couldn't laugh or cry, worried that the little guy would hurt his arm, so he stepped forward to hug him back, and in the blink of an eye, Xiao Fu lifted the big wooden table with one hand!

Si Yu's jaw almost dropped to the ground. He rubbed his eyes, wondering if he had made a mistake. When he opened his eyes again, he found that the little banana had indeed set up the table, and it was with one hand!

Xiaofu put his other hand on his waist and said angrily, "I'll smash you all!"

Si Yu: "..."

"Xiaofu," Qi Lu, who was watching the play, finally said, "If you smash the ground out of the hole again, you will be locked up in the small black room for three days."

Xiao Fu pursed his lips, let out a "hum", and put the table back on its original place in aggrieved manner.

The little paper figurine ran despondently along the crack of the wall, and Xiao Fu ran up to Si Yu and turned around, hugging his leg, and said childishly with his face up: "Brother! Look at Xiao Fu is a little banana! "

"Lovely Lovely……"

Before Si Yu recovered from the shock, he answered stiffly like a clockwork robot.

Xiao Fu was so beautiful that he grabbed Si Yu's leg and shook his head: "Cute and cute! Xiao Fu is cute!"

Qi Lu rolled up the book and knocked on the coffee table, saying, "Have you memorized today's book?"

Xiao Fuli replied straightforwardly: "I recited it!"

"Well," Qi Lu nodded, "Come here and recite it to me, copy a wrong word ten times."

"Master, a great person once said, learn new things by reviewing the past!" Xiaofu's little head turned quickly, "Master, this person is you! Xiaofu is going to review the books he has memorized!"

The little guy ran away on cotton slippers. Si Yu turned his head and looked at Xiaofu's back. The fleshy legs, fleshy buttocks, and fleshy hands—it was just a fleshy little kid ah!He slowly turned around and asked Qi Lu: "Well, Xiaofu, he is so strong?"

Qi Lu shook his head: "I'm already considered weak among demons of the same age."

Si Yu: "...Oh."

Qi Lu read his book again, and while Qi Lu was not paying attention, Si Yu put one hand on the edge of the table and lifted it up with all his strength, but his face turned red, and the table remained motionless.

Qi Lu pressed the book to his lips, pretending he wasn't smiling.

Si Yu pulled a chair and sat down as if nothing had happened, and enlightened himself that transvestites are different, he shouldn't be stronger than Xiao Fu, he can be taller than Xiao Fu!

Teacher Si is best at giving himself psychological counseling. He regained his confidence through his height advantage, and asked with his legs crossed, "Mr. Qi, you just said to talk to me, what's the matter?"

"What's the next lesson in the lesson plan?" Qi Lu turned a page of the book without looking up.

"Next class?" Si Yu wondered why Qi Lu suddenly cared about this, and he answered honestly, "I have already taken three classes and taught thirty commonly used characters. By the way, it just so happens that spring is here, and I Planning to do an extra-curricular practical activity, so that everyone will not feel bored..."

A trace of helplessness flashed across Qi Lu's eyes, he put down the book in his hand, and said, "It's not this."

"Which one is that?" Si Yu scratched his head.

As soon as he asked this question, Qi Lu's entire aura was wrong.

Although he was expressionless all the time, Si Yu could feel that Qi Lu was obviously in a good mood just now, but now it suddenly turned from sunny to cloudy.

He wears thin-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, making his already handsome face even more delicate.After looking through the lens, the temperature dropped a little. Fortunately, Si Yu has always been facing the cold. He leaned forward with his upper body, shook Qi Lu's arm, and asked him, "Which one is it?"

"In the computer," Qi Lu said firmly, "teaching plan."

Si Yu came to his senses now, what Qi Lu was referring to was nothing but the love lesson plan!

He buried his head on Qi Lu's shoulder and smiled for a while, thinking Mr. Qi was implying that he had recently neglected him!An old guy who is over 200 years old, why is he still so cute!

Qi Lu looked at Mr. Si who was lying on his shoulder, laughing twitchingly, his face was a little hot, and he stopped in a deep voice: "Stop laughing."

"Okay, okay, don't laugh, don't laugh," Si Yu suppressed a smile, and looked up to see Qi Lu's slightly red earlobe, "Pfft——I'm sorry, I really can't help it hahahahahaha..."

Qi Lu was furious and got up as if to leave. Si Yu hurriedly pulled him back and said, "Next class is next class! Let's start class now, okay?"

Qi Lu snorted, and sat back on the recliner again.

Teacher Si didn't even think about what the next lesson was, but if he told the truth, Mr. Qi would probably get into a coffin and ignore him for three days.Si Yu's mind was spinning quickly, thinking of making up a random nonsense to deal with it: "The next lesson is... is..."

Qi Lu looked at him seriously, Si Yu had a flash of inspiration, and blurted out: "It's trust!"

"Trust?" Qi Lu repeated in a low voice.

"Yes, trust." Si Yu looked at Qi Lu with red ears with a smile, and felt itchy in his heart. While Qi Lu was still thinking, he sat sideways on Qi Lu's lap, and wrapped his arms around Qi Lu with a smile. neck.

Qi Lu's body froze, he cleared his throat unnaturally, and said in a low voice, "Nonsense!"

"This is trust!" Si Yu kicked the ground with his toes, "I believe that Mr. Qi will not push me away, right?"

Qi Lu's Adam's apple rolled heavily, and he stretched out his hands to wrap around Si Yu's waist fiercely, and pulled the belt towards himself.

Si Yu leaned on Qi Lu's chest obediently, and said with a smile, "It seems that Mr. Qi also trusts me."

Si Yu lingered at Qi Lu's place until after ten o'clock before returning to his home. He sat down at the table, opened the manual, and continued reading where he left off last night.

It records all kinds of monsters that the owner of the manual has seen, and from time to time, some strange secret techniques are mixed in, such as how to make the offspring born of a human-human combination change from a half-monster to a real monster.Si Yu looked at it for a while, and saw some fun. He turned a page, glanced at it briefly, and it seemed to be about the secret technique of how to bring people back to life.

Si Yu raised his eyebrows, and was about to take a closer look when the phone vibrated, showing that it was Ruan Ruan's call!

He hurriedly put down the book and picked up the phone: "Ruan Ruan? Where are you? I haven't been able to get through to you..."

"Teacher Si," Ruan Ruan's voice was weaker than usual, "he's dead."

Si Yu was taken aback: "Who?"

"Li Bo," Ruan Ruan said, "Gutang's first teacher, he died."

Si Yu suddenly felt parched, and a chill slowly crawled up his spine: "What happened?"

"It's too late," Ruan Ruan paused, and continued, "I'll see you at the entrance of the village at twelve noon the day after tomorrow."

"in the end……"

Just as Si Yu wanted to ask more questions, Ruan Ruan interrupted: "Don't tell others."

"Ruan Ruan," Si Yu took a deep breath and analyzed calmly, "You must know that I can't trust anyone right now, and you are no exception."

"It's the right thing to do," Ruan Ruan smiled and said, "Mr. Si, I have a sword, you should recognize it."

Si Yu's heart skipped a beat for an instant, he stood up abruptly, and the chair fell to the ground with a "bang".

"What do you mean?"

"See you tomorrow," Ruan Ruan gasped heavily, "Don't tell anyone, no one."