fool around

Qi Lu: "..."

Seeing that his complexion was not very good, Si Yu felt that his problem probably hurt his self-esteem.Thinking about it, the picture of a vampire with a noble blood, drinking pig blood in a small village is indeed a bit embarrassing.So Si Yu said euphemistically: "It's nothing, I will also put some pig blood and duck blood in hot pot..."

Qi Lu raised his hand and pinched the center of his eyebrows.

Si Yu thought he was understanding and patted him on the shoulder, and added an explanation in a gentle tone: "You know what hot pot is, right? You just set up a big pot to boil water, throw vegetables, meat, and some duck into it." The blood clots are delicious, I like it very much..."

"It's not real blood," Qi Lu interrupted him helplessly, "it's just a kind of plant juice, the taste and taste are similar to blood, and it has always been our substitute."

"Oh!" Si Yu breathed a sigh of relief, and patted his chest, "That's good, that's good. In fact, I hate pig blood and duck blood the most. It has a weird smell."

Qi Lu swallowed the words "If you really like it, I can give it a try".

Si Yu moved his body, leaned a little closer to Qi Lu, bumped his shoulder, and gave him a hesitant look.

Qi Lu was afraid that he would ask another shocking question like "Do you drink pig's blood", so he simply cleared his throat and pretended not to see it.

Si Yu touched the tip of his nose and asked, "Mr. Qi, I have another question, I don't know if I should ask it or not..."

Every time Mr. Si said "should be asked or should not be asked", it means that this question should not only be asked, but also extremely difficult to answer. Mr. Qi has fully grasped this law, and said with a final word: "no."

Si Yu choked alive, and a few seconds later he glanced at Qi Lu resentfully, and said in a light voice, "I've been holding back this question for a long time, if I don't ask, I'll feel bad, if I feel bad, I'm sure I'll get sick Yes, if I get sick, Mr. Qi will feel bad..."

Qi Lu is a high-level living body who has lived for more than 200 years. Although he has never been in a relationship, he can be counted among countless people. He has never seen such a "three-hu youth" like Mr. Si in his life - nonsense, nonsense Talking nonsense, thinking about it, even he himself was very puzzled. When Mr. Si wrinkled his nose, his heart went numb, and he still thought his lover was very cute and cute.

"Unless," Teacher Si sighed half-truthfully, drooping his eyelids, and came to a conclusion after turning eighteen corners, "Mr. Qi doesn't care about me, so he won't let me ask."

Qi Lu: "...ask me."

"Hey, then I'll ask!" Si Yu's feigned grievances dissipated in an instant, and the two brothers hugged Qi Lu's shoulders, mysteriously, "I watched other blood-sucking movies...cough cough Blood race, all live in a magnificent old castle, and there are more than ten or twenty housekeepers and servants huddling in and out, why do you live in a small bungalow in a deserted village?"

Magnificent?Shouting and hugging?A bungalow in a deserted village?

The contrast between these words is too strong, Qi Lu pondered Si Yu's words over and over in his heart, wondering if Mr. Si, who was from the city, was implying that he was poor.

"In order to ensure the purity of blood, pure-bloods only intermarry between races, so the number is extremely small," he explained evasively, "I don't know much about the Western Continent, but as far as I know, the Eastern Continent has never had the things you mentioned. ..."

"Got it, got it," Si Yu nodded clearly, "Oh, that's right, a movie is a movie after all, and you still have to spend money to buy things like manors and castles..."

Qi Lu looked at Si Yu who was talking to himself with a complicated expression, and was even more sure that Teacher Si thought he was poor.

He does know some human rules, and it is not unwritten in the book. If a man wants to marry a girl from a certain family, three gifts and six appointments are absolutely necessary. Less invitations can only show that the man is perfunctory and not a good match. .

Although Si Yu is not a girl, she is more precious than all the girls he has seen in the past 200 years combined. Those gold and silver treasures are not worthy of his teacher Si. He wishes he could hold everything in front of Si Yu, but He was also afraid that what he had was too little, and Si Yu might not be able to appreciate it.

Qi Lu wanted to tell Si that he had no intention of being contemptuous at all, but Mr. Qi was born with a stupid mouth, and he always felt that no matter how solemn his intentions were, he would become frivolous once he uttered them.

Si Yu was still sitting beside him, muttering, pointing his fingers and saying that it would not be enough for him to earn his salary alone, and that in the future, Xiao Fu would have to go to school, enroll in interest classes, and marry a wife, which would cost a lot of money. Just get a part-time job, specializing in exorcising demons for people...

Teacher Si talked about a small paper by himself, Qi Lu didn't understand it, but his ability to capture the key points was very strong, and he immediately found out the key point in Si Yu's words - no money.

As a noble pure-blooded blood, it is impossible for Qi Lu to let his humans worry about such things, and it is even more impossible to be an exorcist-just like Si Yu, Xiaofu can beat twenty at a time when he is serious. It's not too much trouble.

So he carefully calculated in his heart, counted his property inside and out, then stomped his feet, cleared his throat, and said slowly: "This land was left to me by my parents. "

"what?"

Si Yu paused for a moment, not understanding why Qi Lu suddenly said this.He turned his head to look at Qi Lu, and found that Qi Lu was looking at him with the end of his eyes, and immediately sat up straight after meeting his gaze.

Si Yu looked at his reddened auricles, recalled what he said just now, and a sudden flash of light came to his mind, and only then did he realize what Qi Lu meant by what he said.

When Si Yu looked at Qi Lu again, he felt that Mr. Qi's ears were red like this, and his expression was so calm and composed, which is really remarkable.

He snickered from the bottom of his heart, Qi Lu was so awkward and so cute that he couldn't help but tease him, so he reminded: "The land is all state-owned."

Qi Lu knocked on the coffin calmly: "The ancient sunken wood handed down from the ancient times has a price but no market."

Si Yu smacked his mouth twice, and sighed regretfully: "This wood has been used as a coffin. It's unlucky. I guess it won't be sold."

Qi Lu paused for a moment, and said seriously after a while: "Let Xiaofu pick firewood to do the hard work."

Si Yu moved his chin with one hand, and nodded after careful consideration: "You can also sell it to Pai Huazi at a low price, sell it in the morning, let Xiaofu transform into a bat and fly back at night, and sell it at a low price the next day .”

As soon as the words fell, the two looked at each other, and both lowered their heads and laughed.

In another small room, Xiao Fu, who was sleeping soundly with a small pillow, was unaware of the plans of the adults, and turned over while snoring.

"Mr. Qi, if you marry me, the dowry doesn't need a lot of land, and you don't need a thousand-year-old wood." Si Yu swayed, bumped into Qi Lu's shoulder, and said with a smile, "It's enough to prepare a big bed." Enough!"

"It's a betrothal gift." Qi Lu corrected.

"It's a dowry." Si Yu refused to budge.

Qi Lu frowned: "Our blood race has never had the reason to marry outside."

"Okay, okay! It's a dowry, it's a dowry, if you are of noble blood, you don't want to marry, so let me marry you!"

Si Yu thought that this century-old man's mind was rigid, and it was useless to argue with him. Whether it was a bride price or a dowry, he would know when he went to bed!

He raised his eyebrows and snorted. A real man doesn't need to show off his verbal quickness.

"By the way," Si Yu asked, "What did you mean when you said that this piece of land was left to you by your parents?"

Qi Lu pondered for a moment, and said: "Back then... because of some old events, there was civil strife among the monster tribes on the mainland. I followed my parents from the deep mountains of the North to come here. They were worried about what would happen in the future, so they found this place to build a house. In order to leave me a way out."

His eyelashes cast a deep shadow on the eyelids, the smile on Si Yu's face stopped, and he held Qi Lu's hand.

Qi Lu smiled, twitched his index finger in his palm, and continued: "The demon clan was defeated, and my parents were seriously injured. I returned here with my last breath, and used my remaining strength to set up a barrier to protect the remaining ghosts."

Si Yu was stunned for a moment, thinking of the barren hills surrounded by mist and the cold and damp entrance, and asked, "The monsters in the village can't get out of the barrier? Can't you get out too?"

Qi Lu lowered his eyes and did not answer the question.

Si Yu intuited that this matter is by no means so simple, why can human beings freely enter and leave the village?If this enchantment only works on ghosts, then what's the point of Qi Lu's parents doing this?The war between monsters and monsters not only can't die down, but it gives human beings a chance to wipe out all the ghosts.

But he didn't continue to ask. After all, this matter was related to the death of Qi Lu's parents. Qi Lu didn't want to mention it, so Si Yu didn't.

He shook Qi Lu's little finger and exclaimed in a low voice, "Mr. Qi, we are a match made in heaven!"

Qi Lu raised his eyes to look at him, wondering where Teacher Si's whimsy came from.

"Think about it," Si Yu smiled and narrowed his eyes into two crooked slits, "Your parents have been protecting this land, which means this is a blessed place, so when we are together, we are also blessed." Blessed!"

There seemed to be two clear springs hidden in his pupils, watery, as if he wanted to soak Qi Lu in it.

The firelight covered Si Yu's smooth and fair cheeks with a layer of fluffy gold. Qi Lu felt his heart skip a beat. He looked into Si Yu's eyes and heard his own voice: "They must also like you very much."

"Thanks to you." Si Yu replied.

Qi Lu shook his head: "Because you are very good and worthy of liking."

Si Yu and Qi Lu did not misunderstand because of Taomu Jian, but this matter is far from over.For the next ten days or so, Si Yu was so busy that his feet never touched the ground. The villagers were divided into three classes according to age. After playing for a while, Xiaofu had to spare some time to read the "Treasure Book of Ghosts" according to the conversion table between simplified and traditional Chinese on the Internet.

During these days, he kept in touch with Ruan Ruan and Fan Tianxing, but Ruan Ruan's cell phone had never been turned on, and Fan Tianxing was busy these days, and every time he couldn't say a few words to Si Yu, he said there would be a meeting, and hung up the phone in a hurry .

Does Fan Tianxing know that Gutang is a ghost village?

Si Yu put a big question mark in his heart, but there were too many questions that had not been resolved. He couldn't trust anyone easily now, and he didn't dare to say anything rashly in front of Fan Tianxing, and he always talked with him with a tentative mind.

After another ten days of busy spinning like a spinning top, the neglected Qi Lu finally couldn't sit still.

One day, after class, Teacher Si returned home with Xiaofu in his arms, and found Mr. Qi standing under the shade of a tree wearing a hood.

Xiao Fu jumped up and hugged Qi Lu's leg, raised his head and said crisply: "Master! Brother taught me how to read English today! What is Dad's death, please answer Master!"

The little guy didn't have a strong accent at all when he spoke English, and a bus suddenly yelled out the feeling of a funeral.Si Yu was angry and funny, and hurriedly said: "It's wrong, it's not..."

"Teacher Si," Qi Lu raised his hand and took off his hood, and said calmly, "We need to talk."

"Listen to my explanation," Si Yu didn't realize what Qi Lu wanted to talk to him at all, "This is not how you pronounce it in English, it doesn't mean to curse you to death... Oh, fuck me! What the hell..."

He staggered, feeling his trousers being pulled by someone, and being dragged forward under a great force.Si Yu looked down, and saw that two little figures made of paper were pulling his trouser legs, pulling towards Room 43.

"Fuck, fuck!" Si Yu yelled in shock, "Speak up! Don't use supernatural abilities!"

Xiaofu stepped on the small leather shoes and ran behind Si Yu, making a gesture of manipulating the steering wheel with both hands, shaking his head and saying, "Damn it, daddy! Xiaofu, daddy!"