fool around

The first day of class was a mess.

Si Yu stood on the podium, looking at the dozens of faces below, thinking about "these students are either ghosts or demons" all the time, which made him feel a little uneasy.The villagers who are already familiar with him think that something is wrong, and even the little rabbit sneezes can scare him half to death.

He didn't accomplish anything in the two-hour class. He was patronizing and afraid in the first half of the class, but he got used to it in the second half of the class.As soon as he asked everyone to open the textbooks, there was booing from below. Lin Xiaoping complained that he would not want to take such a simple class, if Brother Qi hadn't ordered everyone to come!

Si Yu couldn't help being a little embarrassed, everyone's education levels were uneven, it was indeed Fan Tianxing's lack of consideration on this point.So he put down the textbook, made a list on the paper, and asked for records one by one, and found that the older ghosts were still literate, and only the brats like Lu Wei didn't understand anything.

After finishing the form, Si Yu compared the table and thought about it. It is not possible to squeeze into one class like a pot of porridge to learn elementary school textbooks. He planned to divide at least three classes according to the situation: children like Xiaofu will learn to read together first. The young people like Hu Xiaoli, Li Mao, and Xiaolu have to focus on adapting to modern social life. They have to learn how to use mobile phones, how to use the subway, and how to pay on WeChat; those old people like Uncle Rong have to cultivate some hobbies. , organize to plant trees and flowers, and do some interest classes for the elderly.

These alone are not enough, Si Yu plans to make a blackboard newspaper in the class, and use it to popularize what is popular outside.He has planned the theme of the first issue, which is called "Garbage Sorting, Start From Me", to popularize the knowledge of dry and wet garbage classification to the whole village.

Although Gutang is located in the deep mountains, it must keep up with the trend of the times.

Si Yu thought about it all morning, but the more he thought about it, the more worried he became. He thought that he had to make an application with Fan Tianxing to hire more helpers, otherwise he would not be able to bear the great responsibility for the moral, intellectual, physical, aesthetic and labor development of the whole village.

This day's class ended hastily, and Si Yu was very dissatisfied with himself, so he decided to go back and draw up teaching plans and lesson plans.

Of course, the more important thing is to learn to overcome the psychological fear of ghosts. He has already thought about the specific plan-to have intimate contact with the big monster Qi Lu Duoduo, so as to help him overcome the fear of monsters.

It was almost noon, and the sun was shining outside the house.

Si Yu took off his coat and wrapped it around Xiao Fu, and strode home with the little guy in his arms.Xiaofu hid under his coat to avoid the sun, he put his arms around Si Yu's neck and swayed his calves, humming happily.

The little guy was humming without a tune, and he didn't know what he was singing nonsense. Si Yu listened to the music and patted his buttocks, asking: "What are you talking about?"

Xiaofu shook his head under his coat, snickered and whispered, "Brother, do you know, Xiaofu knows a big secret!"

"Oh?" Si Yu's tone was exaggerated, "What big secret?"

Sure enough, Xiaofu became more active, and said excitedly: "Master is a big lazy pig!"

"How did Xiao Fu know?" Si Yu asked.

Xiaofu giggled like a little mouse stealing candy, and whispered on Si Yu's shoulder: "Xiaofu knocked on the door of the master's room in the morning, and the master didn't get up after knocking for a long time, the master is a big lazy pig who loves to be lazy! Brother, do you think so?"

Si Yu kicked a small stone with his toe. He staggered and almost fell. After he stabilized his steps, he replied with a guilty conscience: "Yes... really lazy master."

Xiaofu clapped his hands, and continued humming the song he made up himself. This time, Si Yu heard the words clearly, and he sang "Xiaofu's master is a lazy pig, who sleeps until the sun basks in his big ass..."

——The creativity of the little guy is quite strong, and freestyle comes as soon as he says it.

Si Yu burst out laughing with a "puchi".

The courtyard door of room 43 was open, and the windows in the room were also open. Qi Lu was leaning against the window and reading a book, with gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose.

Xiao Fu jumped off the ground, and said to Si Yu mysteriously: "Brother, Big Lazy Pig has woken up, and Big Lazy Pig is reading a book!"

Si Yu couldn't laugh or cry: "The sun is so big, hurry up and go in."

Qi Lu heard the movement here, put his elbow on the window sill, rolled up the book in his hand and knocked on the window frame.

Si Yu raised his eyes to look at him, and the eyes of the two touched each other in the air, and at the same time they quickly turned sideways.

Si Yu touched the tip of his nose unnaturally. On the first day of dating, he was a little embarrassed to see his lover, and his little heart was beating quite vigorously.

Xiao Fu hugged Si Yu's leg, raised his head and asked, "Why is brother blushing?"

Si Yu hastily denied it: "It's definitely not because I'm not shy! It's hot!"

Xiaofu tilted his head and shouted angrily: "Oh! So my brother is shy!"

Si Yu almost bit off his tongue, weakly defending: "No..."

Qi Lu leaned on the window and looked at the big and small ones by the courtyard door with great interest. He twisted his wrist slightly, and spun the book in his hand twice.

"Xiao Fu will be shy if he likes little sister Little Rabbit, and his face will turn red," Xiao Fu comforted Si Yu very understandingly, and analyzed clearly, "Who does my brother turn red because of who he likes?"

Si Yu just wanted to quickly get over the topic of "shyness", but the little guy was obviously very interested, and nodded on his lap one by one: "Is it Brother Xiaobai? Brother often cooks delicious food for Brother Xiaobai Or brother Xiaoping? Xiaofu saw brother Xiaoping whispering to brother this morning..."

Si Yu's head got dizzy when he heard it, but the little guy was so childish, he couldn't argue with anything, so he glanced at Qi Lu in a panic, unexpectedly, Qi Lu seemed to be listening very seriously, and Xiao Fu reported a Name, he tapped his knuckles on the window frame.

"Huh? Could it be Sister Fox? Sister Fox sat on my brother's lap this morning... um..."

There was a "boom" sound from Qi Lu's side, and the force of his knuckles knocking on the window suddenly became stronger, and Si Yu's heart skipped a beat. He quickly reached out and covered Xiao Fu's mouth: "Little ancestor, stop talking!"

Xiaofu thought it was fun, so he gestured with his hands when he couldn't speak, and made a big hug with his arms.

Si Yu was about to break out in a cold sweat, and he couldn't help but explain: "Your brother Li Mao's leg injury is not healed, and he almost fell when he was moving the table in the morning, so I went to help him!"

Xiaofu nodded, and Si Yu let go of the little guy's hand.

"What else?" Qi Lu asked.

Si Yu hung up again before he breathed a sigh of relief. He was so shocked that his jaw almost dropped, and Qi Lu even took the initiative to ask? !What's the matter? !

Sure enough, the father and son named Qi, one big and one small, are not good people!

Asked by Qi Lu, Xiaofu became even more excited. He grabbed the cloak and turned around twice, continuing to take stock.

Si Yu raised his hand and pressed the center of his eyebrows, Xiaofu played the game of "who does brother like?" as a dish name, and almost counted the whole village.

It's almost time to report the names, the little guy raised his hand: "Report to the master! All are counted!"

"What else?" Qi Lu continued to ask.

Xiaofu frowned: "And... ah! And Uncle Rong!"

"Also." Qi Lu took off his glasses, took out a flannelette from his coat pocket, and said calmly while wiping the lenses.

Who else?Everyone in the village is saying the same thing, right?

Si Yu also frowned and thought, he looked at Qi Lu's well-shaped wrist bones, and suddenly thought - Qi Lu is not waiting for Xiaofu to say his name, is he?

As soon as this thought appeared, he quickly lowered his head and put his fist against his mouth to hide the corners of his raised lips.

——Mr. Qi, you are so childish!

Xiao Fu even clicked on Xiao Mao, but still didn't say Qi Lu's name.

Si Yu glanced at Qi Lu out of the corner of his eye, and sighed pretending to regret: "Oh, Xiaofu, let's forget it if you can't find it!"

Qi Lu put on his gold-rimmed glasses again, and ordered with a stern face, "Go home."

Xiaofu shook his hand at Qi Lu, and shouted unconvinced: "Master! Wait until Xiaofu finds out who brother likes before going home!"

Qi Lu's complexion was not very good, and his tone was not very good: "Don't look for it, come back."

The little guy actually didn’t want to go back. At this point, he had to get up to copy books after taking a nap, so he said shamelessly: “Master, Xiaofu hasn’t found out who it is, so don’t give up! A great person once said, Persistence is all about persistence, master, this amazing person is you!"

Si Yu almost didn't laugh out loud, Qi Lu said with a cold face, "I'll count to three, and I won't go home yet, so I'll copy twice as many Chinese characters in the afternoon."

Xiao Fu hangs on Si Yu's lap in aggrieved manner, muttering that the master is a big villain.

"One," Qi Lu began to count slowly, "two—"

Si Yu pouted at Qi Lu, meaning is it interesting to bully a child like this?

Mr. Qi was obviously not ashamed, he picked up the book in hand, and tapped the spine of the book on the window frame——

"three."

Xiaofu stomped his feet, and rushed into the house stepping on his little leather shoes.

Qi Lu raised his eyebrows, and there was a naughty smile on the corner of his mouth.

Si Yu sighed helplessly, looking at Xiaofu's anxious back, the little yellow hat ran away and didn't bother to pick it up, so he still couldn't help laughing.

Xiao Fu's angry voice came from the house: "Master, there is a great man who said that the best day is in the morning, and later this great man turned into a lazy pig! Master, this person is you!"

"Oh?" Qi Lu said, "Write the names of the whole village five times in the afternoon."

After a moment of silence, Xiaofu's crying broke out in the room.

Listening to the little guy's crying, Si Yu leaned against the door and laughed until his stomach ached.

Lin Mubai hugged Xiaomao to urge Si Yu to cook, Si Yu wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, breathlessly said that he would go right away.

He went back to his home, and as soon as he entered the house, he found that something was wrong.

How are the quilts stacked neatly?Why are there washed underwear and socks hanging by the window?What happened to the empty bottles that were thrown all over the floor?Who folded the clothes on the desk?

He stood by the door and reacted for a while, then jumped onto his bed, rolled a few times on the soft quilt, his heart was bubbling with beauty.

It is good to have a daughter-in-law!What a bargain to marry Qi Lu!Beautiful and virtuous!Eat less, drink some blood to feed!It saves him from going to donate blood for free every month!

The room was full of warm and sunny atmosphere, the more Si Yu thought about it, the happier he became, and he felt that he was really trying to win the old Si's family!

He patted the bed, thinking that such a good thing must be reported to his father!Let his father be happy in the bottom, with such a clever daughter-in-law, don't show off with other ghost friends!

Si Yu lifted the pillow and found Si Zheng's photo. He first held the black and white inch photo and laughed for a few seconds, then the corners of his grinning lips froze on his face.

There was only a white pillow core left on the pillow, the pillowcase was removed and washed, and hung by the window to dry together with a row of socks.

He remembered very clearly that after returning home yesterday, he took the mahogany sword and manual out of the backpack and put them back under the pillow.

The manual is on the bottom and the wooden sword is on the top. Why is the position changed now, the manual is on the left and the wooden sword is on the right.

——Qi Lu saw it.

He must have seen it, but why didn't he ask?How could he be so nonchalant?Will he suspect me?He must think I have ulterior motives?

Si Yu's forehead jumped suddenly, he sat up, raised his hand to press the center of his brow, and forced himself to calm down.

Qi Lu is a meticulous and cautious person. Si Yu has noticed his subconscious little movements. When drinking water, the handle of the cup must be turned to the right; once the cuffs of the shirt are rolled up, they must be folded twice; The original crease folds well.

Qi Lu is such a person, if he moves the wooden sword and manual, he will definitely put them back to their original positions according to the position of one up and one down.

He could have concealed Si Yu, he could have pretended he didn't see anything, but he didn't.

Si Yu wiped his face, he thought he knew what Qi Lu meant.

The pillowcase that was taken off, the manual and the sword that were changed were all because Qi Lu trusted him.

Si Yu buried his face in his palm, and Si Zheng's photo was next to his profile.

I don't know if my father can accept the fact that his son's lover is not a human being, there is nothing he can do if he doesn't accept it, Si Yu thought, because he really, really likes Qi Lu.