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When the sound of the tractor rumbled, Si Yu was still dreaming.

In the dream, Qi Lu's fair face was flushed, leaning shyly on his broad and strong chest, calling him "husband" softly.

When Si Yu was called out like that, half of his body went numb, he put his arms around Qi Lu's shoulder and smiled, and said, "Baby, let my husband love you well."Qi Lu's eyes were full of affection, and he leaned against his arms as if he was too weak. His slender fingers brushed against his collarbone, and said softly, "Husband, your baby is hungry..."

Si Yu suddenly felt that the masculinity in his chest was like a prehistoric force, about to burst out.Like the male lead in a comprehension novel, he tugged on his collar with his big hand with bulging veins, and with a loud "hiss", the top shattered.He patted his strong and strong neck, raised his head and sang: "Wife, wife, I love you, I give you all my blood..."

Qi Lu smiled shyly, sharp fangs the size of a little finger suddenly grew out of his mouth, and the two teeth stretched out the corners of his mouth, his exquisite face instantly became a bit ferocious.

Although Si Yu had already made enough mental preparations, when he actually saw this scene, his heart skipped a beat. He swallowed, closed his eyes and dared not look at Qi Lu, and said anxiously: "Old, wife, you Take it lightly, take it easy, three or four hundred milliliters at a time is enough, otherwise my husband will die... ah!"

Feeling the sharp teeth piercing the skin, Si Yu exclaimed, then trembled all over, waking up from the dream.

This sleep was refreshed, and the residual sickness from last night was also swept away.He moved his fingers, slowly opened his eyes, his vision gradually changed from blurred to clear, Qi Lu sat on the edge of the bed with his eyes closed, leaning against the head of the bed, breathing steadily.

——Qi Lu really guarded him all night!

Si Yu stared at Qi Lu's face with a smirk, and the face in front of him gradually merged with the delicate and shy wife Qi Lu in the dream.Si Yu was overjoyed, and felt that he was really awesome, not to mention finding a beautiful and beautiful wife, he was awesome because his wife was not human at all!

He snickered and wrapped himself in the quilt and rolled around twice, Qi Lu heard the rustling sound, opened his eyes and asked, "Are you awake?"

Although this Qi Lu's voice is low and deep, it is very different from the delicate voice of the wife Qi Lu in the dream; although this Qi Lu has broad shoulders and long legs, it is very different from the soft body of the wife Qi Lu in the dream, but Si Yu Still have a frenzy in my heart.

He has messy hair like a chicken coop, a little bit of eye droppings on his lower eyelashes, and dry saliva on the side of his face. He winks at Qi Lu, who he thinks is handsome, stretches his neck, and is very dedicated He asked manly: "Baby, are you hungry?"

Qi Lu was expressionless, and tapped his forehead with a curved finger: "Isn't there class today?"

Si Yu covered his forehead and was stunned for a few seconds before he realized: "...fuck! How could I forget this!"

He quickly kicked off the quilt and jumped up from the bed, rushed to the toilet to urinate, brush his teeth and wash his face for only 3 minutes, and then rushed back to the room without taking off his pajamas and shorts, just put on a cotton jacket and casual pants and he was done.

Qi Lu leisurely leaned on the bedside to read a book, raised his eyes and glanced at Si Yu, and asked casually, "Mr. Si, do you want me to go with you?"

Si Yu's fingers on the belt paused, he knew that Qi Lu was worried.It was fine if he didn't know before, but now he knows that the villagers here are not "human beings". It would be a lie to say that he is not afraid at all and accepts it without any psychological barriers, but no matter how frightened and nervous he is, he has to face it. right.He is Gutang's teacher, and every villager here is his responsibility.

"Oh, no need," Si Yu waved his hand, whistled to Qi Lu, smiled like a hooligan, and said carelessly, "Catch the thief first and the king first, I even took down the boss here, what else is there?" So scary!"

Qi Lu had already guessed this answer in his heart, his human beings were always open and brave.

"There is milk powder in the refrigerator, drink the milk and make it yourself!"

Si Yu picked up his mobile phone and textbooks and threw them into his bag, and ran out in a hurry. He just ran out of the door and turned back. He rushed to stop in front of Qi Lu, held his face in his hands, and said "boo haw" on his mouth. " Kissed, blinked and said: "Good morning kiss."

Holding the book in his hand, Qi Lu was stunned for half a second, and when he realized it, Si Yu ran away again.

He pursed his lips belatedly, rubbing his thumb lightly on his lower lip, and the little hammer in his chest was restless early in the morning, knocking here and there.

—Good morning kiss?It doesn't feel bad.

He was still reminiscing about the hasty kiss when Si Yu from the other side rushed in with his bag on his back.Qi Lu hurriedly straightened his clothes, held up the book pretendingly, and asked lightly, "What's the matter?"

"I forgot to change my shoes!" Si Yu scratched his head, a little embarrassed.

Qi Lu glanced at his feet, he was still wearing those cotton slippers embroidered with rabbits.He sighed helplessly and said, “Careless.”

Si Yu sniffed, opened the drawer of the bedside table and rummaged through it: "Fuck! Where are my socks!"

There are seven or eight pairs of socks in a drawer, why is one pair gone? !

Seeing that the time was getting tighter and tighter, Si Yu thought for a while, and pulled out a plastic basin from under the desk. In it were the socks and underwear he changed last week. Gray, black and white were mixed together, and the basin was full.

Qi Lu has lived for more than 200 years, has experienced many scenes, big and small, and has always been calm when things happen, but this basin of dirty socks made his usual calm face appear "stunned".

"Why do you?" Qi Lu couldn't bear to look at him, raised his hand and pinched the center of his eyebrows, "don't you wash them?"

Si Yu's cheeks burned, and he picked out two socks of the same color from a basin of socks, then hurriedly kicked the plastic basin back under the table, and hurriedly explained: "It's not that I don't wash it, I still wash it every few days. I was too busy for a few days, so I saved too much by accident.”

Qi Lu glanced at him lightly: "Really?"

His tone clearly meant that he didn't believe it, and Si Yu felt extremely ashamed.He put on his socks two or three times, put on his shoes, and shouted guiltyly: "Really, really! Look at my socks, they are very white, not dirty at all!"

While talking, he lifted up his trousers and showed Qi Lu the top half of the white socks. Qi Lu cast his eyes down and glanced away, then quickly turned away.

Seeing his disgusted look, Si Yu wanted to laugh, curled his lips and said, "Mr. Qi, who is like you, who takes a bath for half an hour every day, wastes water, and is not environmentally friendly at all!"

"Mr. Si," Qi Lu raised his eyebrows, "How do you know how long it takes me to take a bath? Do you keep listening to me in the room every day?"

"..." Si Yu was at a loss for words, "Let's go to class!"

Qi Lu suddenly leaned over and grabbed Si Yu's hand, pulling him towards him.Si Yu stumbled and fell on top of him, Qi Lu held Si Yu's face, and kissed him lightly on the tip of his nose: "My good morning kiss."

Si Yu chuckled, Qi Lu stretched out his hands to smooth the wrinkles on his collar, and said, "Class is going well, Teacher Si."

On the first day of class, the little room was full of people—all ghosts.

It is said to be a school building, but it is actually a one-story house vacated as a classroom. There are at least six NO.70 people in the small house with only [-] seats.

Si Yu took a few deep breaths outside the classroom. His heart was beating violently, and he couldn't calm down even by silently reciting the eight-character motto "Prosperity, Democracy, Civilization and Harmony".Human beings are almost innately afraid of ghosts and spirits. Now there is a room full of monsters sitting inside waiting for him. Anxiety and fear are intertwined, and Si Yu can't help but retreat in his heart.

——Forget it, any monster here is dozens or hundreds of years older than me, where is it my turn to teach these ancestors?

As soon as he took a step back with his feet, he stopped, and a voice in his head reminded him that he couldn't just walk away. If even he backed down, then Gutang might always be a deserted village deep in the mountains.

He told Xiaofu that there are seas, cars, and airplanes outside. Xiaofu has never seen the real sea, so how can he go?

Si Yu closed his eyes, clenched his fists and took a deep breath. After mustering up his courage, he stepped into the classroom.

A dozen or so children chattered noisily together; Lin Xiaoping was wearing a blue robe, standing imposingly on the podium, looking more like a schoolteacher than Si Yu; Xiao Lu, Hu Xiaoli, and A Zhu were sitting on the window frame chatting Hu Xiaoli was wearing a peach-red gown, and the side slits were all up to her thighs. When she saw Si Yu, she gave Si Yu a wink, and Si Yu was so frightened that a layer of cold sweat broke out on his back; Here they come, happily sitting cross-legged on the ground, the oldest among them, Uncle Rong squinted his eyes, his white beard almost fell to the ground, Si Yu was terrified to see him, fearing that he would turn into a fairy in the next second.

He glanced around the classroom, and even Li Mao, who lives reclusively, had arrived, leaning lazily by the door, with a bandage on his left hand, he raised his eyelids and glanced at Si Yu as a greeting.

Si Yu tried his best to maintain a peaceful expression, but he was complaining in his heart—he asked Qi Lu to mobilize, but he didn't expect to mobilize so many people!

He coughed, and everyone in the room turned to look at him.Under the gaze of dozens of pairs of scorching eyes, Si Yu bravely walked up to the podium with a book between his hands.

Wearing a yellow hat, Xiao Fu sat upright in the most prominent position in the middle of the first row, raised his little hand and shouted: "Brother is here! Everyone is not allowed to talk! We must listen to Brother!"

Hu Xiaoli jumped down from the window, twisted her slender waist, walked to Xiaofu gracefully, and winked at Si Yu charmingly: "Xiaofu, sister asks you, do you want a sister-in-law?"

Si Yu glanced across the ceiling, pretending not to understand.

Holding his face in his hands, Xiao Fu asked cheerfully, "What is a broom! Is it a small broom for sweeping the floor! Xiao Fu hates sweeping, hates brooms!"

Hu Xiaoli laughed angrily at the little guy, poked Xiaofu's hat with her bright red nails, and said angrily, "Play the piano to the cow!"

Si Yu rubbed his nose and said, "Everyone is looking for a place to sit. Children and the elderly have priority seats. It is hard for others to stand in the back row. In the evening, I will move a few more tables and chairs to strive for everyone to have a seat. .”

"Teacher," Hu Xiaoli lay on the podium and unbuttoned her neckline, and the rough waves could be seen under the tight-fitting cheongsam, "I want to be closer to you~"

"The dead fox is flirting again!" Ah Zhu rolled her eyes wide, and pulled her waist up to grab Hu Xiaoli's hair, "Teacher, please ignore her, she will die if she doesn't fuss for a day!"

"Who are you scolding, man!" Hu Xiaoli grinned her teeth in pain, and her charming face just now turned hideous, "I will pluck all your leg hair today!"

The two wrestled from under the podium to the wall. Xiao Lu opened the back door with a smile on his face. The two fought along the wall to the outside. Xiao Lu closed the door with a "snap" and said with a smile, "Teacher, you can go to class now."

Si Yu breathed a sigh of relief, and just as he cleared his throat to speak, another person approached him.

"Teacher Si Yu, I need your help." Lin Xiaoping looked at him, and then at Xiao Fu who was sitting in the first row. "Is there any lack of servants in your family? Can I Live at your house?"

Si Yu was puzzled: "Is your house on fire?"

Lin Xiaoping lowered his head and said shyly: "To tell you the truth, Brother Qi and I are in love with each other, but because we live too far away, we often can't see each other..."

Alarm bells were ringing in Si Yu's mind, and his feelings were a love rival who coveted his relative, Mr. Li Baba!

He refused righteously: "There is no shortage of servants and servants in my family, but there is a shortage of people who wash socks."

"Wash socks."

Qi Lu pointed to the plastic basin under the table and ordered the little paper figurine.

The little paper man jumped into the basin, and jumped out again two seconds later, clutching his nose and protesting that he didn't want to do this kind of work.

Qi Lu was indifferent, and the little paper figurine dragged the plastic basin to the toilet aggrievedly.

He opened the window, and fresh air rushed in. Qi Lu looked at the messy room and sighed softly.

He has always liked cleanliness, and even has a slight obsessive-compulsive disorder. Every book on the bookshelf has a fixed position, and the handle of the water glass must face the right.But Si Yu obviously lives as he pleases. Clothes are piled up on chairs and desks, and empty bottles and cans are scattered all over the room. The sheets are wrinkled, and the quilt is half-drawn and hung by the bed, almost falling to the ground. .

Qi Lu felt a little headache, he picked up the quilt and shook it, smoothed the sheets, pressed the two corners under the mattress, then folded the quilt, and saw the wrinkled and shapeless pillow in a blink of an eye, with saliva marks on the white pillowcase.

He thought of Si Yu's messy and inexplicably cute sleeping appearance, cute drooling, cute smashing mouth, cute turning over, and cute snoring sounds from his nose.Qi Lu thought, why he could bear to stay in this kind of room for one night is not because his human being is too cute.

It seemed that Si Yu's warmth still remained on the pillow, Qi Lu smiled, and reached out to pat the pillow.

Soon, Qi Lu sensed something was wrong.

The pillow wasn't completely soft to the touch, it seemed that something was pressed under it, and it was hard against his palm.

what?Si Yu sleeps with this pillow, don't you feel panicked?No wonder he sleeps so restlessly, always tossing and turning, and loves to kick the quilt.

He smiled and shook his head, picking up the corner of the pillow.