What should I do if my boyfriend is a vinegar jar [Quick Transmigration]

"... Qi Xue? Qi Xue!"

"Qi Xue, if you fucking sleep again, I won't care about you!!"

The roar of the Lion in the River East made He Su, who had just woken up and was still a little bit dazed, all drowsy.

He rubbed his eyes and sat up, feeling a bit of a headache, and his eyeballs were aching and astringent after opening, these are symptoms of lack of sleep.

Seeing that he was awake, the woman standing with her eyes wide open in front of her waist took He Su to wash up, went out and got into a car, and then began to scold him. She even gave him a pack of liquid while scolding him. .

When He Su saw the car suspended in the air, he began to mutter in his heart, no matter how you look at it, it is also a future technology. Could it be that the background of this mission is the future?But what horrors can there be in the future?It can't be an alien, right?

Then I thought about what my survival rate would be if it was really an alien.

He Su: Thinking back to the scene in "Alien" where the heroine fights the pig teammate, I probably can't do it.

Yaoyaoling: ... Isn't it a war against aliens?

The woman saw that He Su didn't move, and urged him: "Drink the nutrient solution quickly, or you will faint and another wave of people will come out to blackmail you."

He Su curled his lips quietly, unscrewed the pouch that resembled Zizai's suction jelly, took a tentative breath, and then froze.

...This nutrient solution is actually the flavor of his favorite banana milk!

So He Su drank it happily.

After drinking the nutrient solution, the information of this world also arrived. He Su opened the task panel and saw that he was "...".

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Task background brief introduction: This is a future world, where the technology is extremely advanced, and an ingenious reality show is about to begin, five stars will travel through time and space to return to a cursed high school in the past, disguised as students to explore the so-called Campus gossip.Technology VS supernatural, who will be the winner? !

Task requirements: explore at least seven ghost stories (0/9), restore Qi Xue's reputation to at least 6000

Difficulty factor: ★★★★☆

Completion reward: 30000 points, random items in this world

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He Su: This program group is going to make trouble, and what the hell is prestige value? ? ?

Then he saw a bracket appeared in the lower right corner of the horizon, which displayed the reputation value (250/100000)

He Su: ...Is this initial value intentional?

He Su never thought that he would be able to taste the taste of being a star once in his lifetime, and He Su felt...it seemed to be no different.

Because of the powerful development of science and technology in the future, it is very convenient for celebrities to travel and hide, so there is no need to cover up when going out to buy something like in his era.

Qi Xue is a popular young meat, with a delicate and delicate appearance, and a pair of round almond eyes can arouse pity for others when looking at them.

The most important thing is... He is not only short but also very small, he looks like a little white rabbit.

He Su was a little uncomfortable with his image.

Yaoyaoling: By the way, the host has now opened the teammate information because the difficulty of the task has reached the level of an intermediate task (above three stars) (σ′▽‵)′▽‵)σ

He Su: ...

He opened the profile of the (pig) teammate, and at first glance, he felt that the protagonist's name looked familiar.

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Protagonist: Joe Honeysuckle

Basic attributes: Mature, cold and poisonous tongue, high IQ

Stamina: 75

Remarks: The fire of vengeance is burning in my heart...

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He Su: ...? ? ?

He had an ominous premonition, and after reading it with a tingling feeling in his scalp, He Su's heart was full of shitty emotions.

... Isn't this a Danmei novel he read before?

Now let's introduce the plot:

Our protagonist Qiao Liandong, in his previous life, was a big cuckold who forced him to be a big cuckold. He was cheated by his boyfriend Fu Xinren (He Su: Heartbreaker? Author, you are too casual, right?), and then he was cheated by her boyfriend and Bai Lianhua's mistress Together, he was killed in this reality show. After his rebirth, he vowed to kill the scumbag and Bai Lianhua with raging anger. In the process, he got to know the genuine Xiao Gong and spare tire No. 1, spare tire No. 2, spare tire 3 No., and finally became a winner in life.

Back then, the reason why He Su was so impressed with this rebirth counterattack article, which was very routine just by looking at the setting, was because... the author's writing was really bad.

Qiao Rendong's character design is cold, poisonous, mature, and high in IQ, but in the description in the article, He Su feels that his behavior and language are very childish, and his high IQ is not reflected at all. It is "who am I", "where am I" and "what happened".

Summary: The character design of the protagonist is useless, the junior high school students have a full sense of sight, the author insists that he has a high IQ, and the readers are in a bad mood after reading it.

In short, in the end, He Su only felt that...it was a waste of the few dollars he spent on buying V, he might as well throw a few mines at the goddess.

Thinking of this, He Su's heart sank. If it wasn't for the information about the scumbag Fu Xinren and the real attacker Xue Yin, he could still comfort himself that this might be a coincidence of the same name and the remark was just a mistake. Just two...

But now he can only think bitterly: How about a horror movie and a horror story in a good horror world, what's the point of wearing a danmei novel? !

Make trouble!This is definitely making trouble!

Yaoyaoling: ... Host, don't you think the real thing to complain about is that your character is the white lotus mistress! ?

He Su: ...that's right, I forgot.

Yaoyaoling: ...

Qiao Liandong's rebirth was half a year ago, and he did a lot of things in the past six months. First, he hung up on the scumbag, the invisible Hei Qixue, and made a lot of money by investing with his reborn golden finger.

Qi Xue's "white lotus" character has been widely spread under Qiao Rendong's actions. You must know that white lotus is no longer a good word like the Virgin Mary in this era, so He Su's reputation mission is at stake.

Now he has arrived at the reality show group, and there are five time machines in between, which can make people's mind go back to the past through time and space.

For the sake of safety, the program group gave each of the five of them a bracelet. If they feel that they can’t bear the fear and pressure, they can press the [Give up] button on the bracelet. At this time, they will be automatically abstained and their mental bodies will be pulled. Back to the future.

In her previous life, Qiao Liandong was tricked by a scumbag and Bai Lianhua to get her bracelet away. She couldn't abstain from it and her mind collapsed and she stayed in the past, her body became a vegetable.

Because of this accident, the program group also disbanded.

He Su had a premonition that he would encounter some troubles, but in his heart... he was very calm.

He Su: This kind of IQ protagonist will at most cause some obstacles to me, not a threat.

Yaoyaoling: Host, are you arrogant enough?

He Su touched the Broken Chenxing hidden in the dark compartment on his body, smiled and said nothing.

Yaoyaoling: ...you still bought it!

He Su: 20000 points, no need for nothing.

Because of Gao'er's pre-spoiler, he bought some bullets aimed at spirit bodies.

With a weapon, He Su was shining with confidence!

Yaoyaoling couldn't complain about him anymore.

Finally arrived at the program group of the reality show, He Su listened to a lot of precautions under the repeated urging of that very strong woman who was also his manager.

"You know that the public opinion on you is very subtle recently. The reality show will be broadcast live. You must seize the opportunity to perform well, otherwise no one will be able to save you!" Yu Xing looked at He Su who looked like a little white rabbit, and her heart rose. Feeling powerless.

She seriously doubted that He Su, a weakling, could survive a day...

He Su nodded. At this time, the director was already urging him to go over, and the filming of the show was about to start.

A small ball-shaped camera suspended in the air started to work, and tens of thousands of barrages were shot up. Five stars sat in front, and behind them was a space-time machine.

"Hey everyone, long time no see! I'm your favorite host, Udon." After the host's usual hot atmosphere, he began to introduce the five stars participating in the show. He Su has a new function opened by the system, and he can check the barrage at any time. Not to mention it's a big golden finger.

According to the popularity, the first one to be introduced is Xue Yin, the famous movie king, the real villain in the article. The second when He Su saw Xue Yin came out, the barrage exploded. Everyone was frantically swiping Xue Yin's name, and there were three comments in the comments. A message like [Xue Yin, my husband] will appear on the barrage.

It's incredibly popular.

The second one introduced the only woman among the five, the queen He Yingxian, a very heroic and beautiful woman. He Yingxian smiled and said to herself that she should not pity her, which caused a lot of barrage [hahahahahaha].

Then there is Fu Xinren, a scumbag. He Suxin said that the name is actually "a heartbreaker". Why is it so obvious that no one complains.

Then came Qiao Liandong. Qiao Liandong's high-cold and poisonous style has a bit of arrogance under his own deliberate packaging. Recently, he has attracted a lot of fans and his popularity has soared.

The last one to be introduced was He Su. He Su smiled shyly, feeling extremely obedient. Fans in the barrage said [The little white rabbit is so obedient and so cute], but there were also some things such as [ Bai Lianhua is pretending again] [Really disgusting, hypocritical] barrage.

He Su: As expected of the barrage that will appear at 250 prestige points.

The Yaoyaoling didn't feel very good, seeing the calm look of the host, it couldn't help asking: Don't you feel angry, the host, they are scolding you!

He Su said lightly: They are scolding Qi Xue.

Yaoyaoling: But you are Qi Xue now.

He Su: I am me.

Yaoyaoling was stunned. At this time, the introduction session was over. After the host finished talking about the function of the bracelet and the tasks, he began to let the stars lie down in the time machine.

He Su calmly sat in the machine, while Qiao Rendong gave him and Fu Xinren a meaningful look.

Secretly sneered:

I must let you both taste the same pain that I was going through!

TBC.