What should I do if my boyfriend is a vinegar jar [Quick Transmigration]

Returning to the long-lost data space, He Su listened to the prompt to unlock the illustrated book and walked into the bathroom to take a shower. He felt dizzy when he opened the door and before he had time to put on his bathrobe.

Someone appeared behind him out of nowhere, picked him up and strode into the bedroom, and then threw him on the bed in a simple but not violent manner.

"Gao'er—" He Su only had time to call out his name before being kissed.

Feeling the eager anticipation of his lover, He Su obediently responded to him with the tip of his tongue, some saliva slipped from the corner of his mouth before swallowing, and mixed with the water on his neck.

After the lips of the two separated, Gao'er hugged He Su, with an expression of "baby is upset, baby wants to comfort".

He Su pushed him, but couldn't move: "What's wrong?"

"I haven't seen my dear for so long, it seems that there is an empty space in my heart..."

He Su couldn't laugh or cry when he heard that.

Gao Er's words became more and more exaggerated, but his hands restlessly caressed He Su's naked body. He Su took a breath, but Gao Er suddenly stopped.

"Can you?" He looked at He Su and asked seriously.

"What do you think?" He Su put his arms around his neck.

So they had a blast.

After all that was done, He Su lay on the bed, feeling his whole body was so limp that he didn't want to move, there seemed to be a tiny electric current flowing between the extremities, which was numb and sultry.

At this moment, he is like a creepy feline.

Gao Er was sitting at the end of the bed, holding He Su's feet and playing with them inch by inch.

There is a thin layer of calluses on the soles of He Su's feet, and the skin on the insteps is smooth and the ankle lines are attractive. Gao Er himself looks at He Su more and more, and he can't stop now.

He touched up inch by inch, his fingers slid from the soles of his feet to the bend of his knees, and then turned upwards to grab the round knees. He Su felt a little itchy from his touch, and he shook his feet lazily. him.

Gao'er's taste has changed a bit after touching it. Originally, he was just playing with it, but seeing his beloved lying in front of him with the door wide open, it's hard for a man.

He suddenly had a bad idea, lay down next to He Su and asked him, "Honey, do you want to play some interesting tricks? I promise it will be very comfortable~"

"No." He Su felt the hairs on his body stand on end, trusting his intuition, he refused directly.

"Alas..." The disappointed look on Gao'er's face made him believe in his own judgment even more.

Forget it, anyway, there will be more opportunities in the future...

A dark light flashed in Gao'er's eyes, then changed the subject and said:

"By the way, dear, don't you take a look at the [Pig Teammate Illustrated Book]?? I wrote it!"

He Su: ...you wrote it.

Speaking of the illustration book, he thought of the last world, and always felt that there was still something unclear.

It's like a writer who insists on writing a complicated story even though his level is half a bottle of vinegar, and finally completes the task in such a muddle.

It happened that Gao'er was here, so he asked directly, "What happened in the last world?"

He has almost understood Li Rufeng's experience. He is nothing more than set to have the ability to turn things in hallucinations into reality, but his own control is too weak to control this ability, so because he doesn't (guide) Ming ( The actor (writer) was discovered because of his ability (drama), and then he was locked up for experiments by the director of the research institute on the grounds of dedicating himself to science for the sake of national righteousness.

According to the dean, it was because Li Rufeng had split personality and disordered personality due to the failure to control the amount of artificially input hallucinations in the early stage of the experiment.

Later, in order to develop Li Rufeng's potential, they set up the illusion of a cycle for him, from the ancient Taocun to the modern mental hospital. The novel "Escape from Peach Blossom Land" that He Su found was a message left by Li Rufeng , is not only a reminder to myself who is about to reincarnate again, but also a call for help.

But apart from these, there are still many pitfalls that have not been filled, for example, Mei Ding and Zhang Dandan are suspected to be Li Rufeng's split personality?Who is the man who tried to kill He Sudu several times?And why did Zhang Dandan hang up and so on.

He Su raised these questions, and Gao Er answered him one by one:

"Meiding and Zhang Dandan are indeed Li Rufeng's split personalities. To be precise, Zhang Dandan's personality is the kind of person Li Rufeng yearns for," Gao'er added, "Of course I mean the original version of Zhang Dandan. Egg."

He Su looked at his disdainful expression and wanted to say "nonsense".

"Zhang Dandan is familiar with himself, and he can get along with everyone quickly. He will always be everyone's center and focus. Li Rufeng, who has always been introverted and withdrawn, will naturally yearn for such a person."

"As for Mei Ding..." Gao Er had a mocking smile on his face, "He is Li Rufeng's weakness and powerlessness."

He Su recalled that when he was "Meiding", he was in danger again and again but had no choice but to rely on others to rescue him. At that time, he thought it was because the child's body was too weak and he was on his back. Now it seems...

"Li Rufeng hated himself for being weak and powerless, so subconsciously he continued to have murderous intentions towards Mei Ding. The illusion world was connected with Li Rufeng's spirit. He was almost a half-god there."

"However, he is still quite indecisive and emotional, so he has not been able to deal with it completely." Gao'er spread his hands.

He Su: "...Then why did you, the 'admired' one, die before me, the 'hated' one?"

Gao'er was silent for a moment: "...Probably because he subconsciously felt that I was not like Zhang Dandan. At that time, I was too arrogant...so I was obliterated by Li Rufeng's subconscious mind."

He Su: Is this the fate of unscrupulous Honkai characters...

After that, during the usual illustration time, the name of the third world is [Escape from Peach Blossom Spring].

He Su said: Yes, yes, more points for questions.

The content of the illustrated book was lackluster, so He Su hurriedly skipped it, and took a symbolic look at the [Pig Teammates illustrated book].

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【Pig Teammate Illustrated Book】

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【Pig Teammate No. 3】

Trouble level: ★★★

Description: A pig teammate forced out of the plot.

one way or another!Give me!drag!back!leg! ——Roar from the screenwriter or director

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He Su: ……………

Gao'er, who couldn't read the air, still begged for praise with an expression of "how is my dear?" He Su looked at him with a paralyzed face for a while, then pressed his face and pushed him away, got up and went to the bathroom .

Just after taking a shower, I was dragged to bed by this guy, and rolled around all afternoon, well, it was a waste of time.

When he got up, he paused for a moment, feeling a little numb in his waist.

As a result, Gao Er came over again in the bathroom, and He Su made a symbolic resistance, and then started doing shameless things with someone again.

Yaoyaoling felt that he was about to be broken down into the most primitive piece of data. It was lying on the ground alone, hearing all kinds of groans, panting, and slight weeping sounds from the bathroom, it just felt ashamed .

... It was turned on by the unscrupulous boss when the main god suddenly appeared to "attack" He Su, and it had been lying alone on the floor all afternoon.

Well, it’s not appropriate to say lying down, after all, it’s just a ball... fall(╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴!

What about the ball? !Is the ball out of possession? ! (He Su: Not really.)

Yaoyaoling, who was forced to listen to the live GV all afternoon and now wants to continue listening, feels that the whole ball is not good.

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...Why is it not over yet!This is too good for the energy of the dog man, right? !

Just when Yao Yaoling was going from anger to despair, from despair to collapse, a spherical shadow appeared in front of it as if bringing the light of salvation... This scene seems familiar?

Nine Yaoyao faintly floated above Yaoyaoling, released its fixed position, and took it out.

Yaoyaoling looked at Jiuyaoyao's beautiful and white body (?), and at that exquisite figure (??), she felt that her data was uncontrollably out of order.

This is... what does it feel like?

As soon as Jiu Yaoyao came to He Su's space, she heard all kinds of inappropriate sounds coming from the bathroom, and then saw the pitiful Yaoyaoling lying on the floor.

It silently lifted Yaoyaoling out, away from this dirty world of adults.

"Next time the main god comes, you just avoid it..." Jiu Yaoyao said halfway, and then remembered that his unreliable boss's favorite use is teleportation, which can be called impossible to guard against.

"...Anyway, try to bear it, anyway, he won't stay here for long." Jiu Yaoyao comforted it with another sentence.

"Will not stay for long?! What does this mean?!" Yao Yaoling was stunned.

"How can it be possible for the Lord God's temperament to let him travel here non-stop. I think nine worlds at most will be the best." Jiu Yaoyao complained indifferently.

Yaoyaoling: "Nine worlds are a lot..."

Jiu Yaoyao said that the No. 1 traverser on the fast-travel list has traversed nearly a hundred worlds.

The two systems chattered and waited for the two guys to finish their work. After that, Jiu Yaoyao went to report to the Lord God for work, and Yaoyaoling was a little out of his mind.

He Su saw the Yaoyaoling wandering around like flies that couldn't find Bei, and asked, "What's wrong."

Yaoyaoling: "I, I seem to like a system..."

He Su: "?"

Yaoyaoling: "It's Jiuyaoyao, your man's system, it's so beautiful I can't forget it!"

He Su: ...The police call fell in love with the fire call?Okay, it's very systematic.

tbc.