What should I do if my boyfriend is a vinegar jar [Quick Transmigration]

Question: Is there anything more embarrassing than the fact that the two little girls who get along day and night turn out to be cute boys?

Answer: Yes, these two people are actually separated by one person.

Yaoyaoling: ... I lost.

Now the two little boys... No, to be precise, the main god has stood up, his appearance remains the same, but the aura around him is suddenly different, and no one can mistake him.

When the main god looked closely, there was faint data flowing, he ignored the existence of Yaoyaoling, and said directly to Jiuyaoyao: "What are you doing here?"

Jiu Yaoyao listened to his impatient tone, and said silently: "...you have been missing for so long, some tasks assigned by the headquarters must be completed by you."

It looked for this unreliable boss for a few days, and finally thought of cutting in from He Su's side, and found the target as expected.

Recall, the scene when Jiu Yaoyao found out that this guy violated the regulations and became the mission target of the time traveler, and even cut himself in two...

The system should have no emotion, but Jiu Yaoyao swore that she really felt the emotion called Wohuo.

"It's against the rules for you to do this." Jiu Yaoyao said dryly to the Lord Shinobi.

The lord god rogue said: "Violation? Is there any? The rules of the entire horror fast-travel area are set by me, okay?"

Jiu Yaoyao: ...can I be swearing?

Yaoyaoling felt that it, the little transparent onlooker, could clearly feel the speechlessness of Jiuyaoyao.

Next, it saw that they had a round of task handover, the main god quickly completed a lot of tasks and then waved his hand to tell Jiu Yaoyao to go away, Jiu Yaoyao quietly said "I will come again... ..." before leaving.

Then the main god... or rather, Ai'er and Fei'er got into the hut again. For some reason, He Su didn't wake up at all. As soon as they lay down, the two of them rubbed into He Su's arms, and one hugged his neck. One hugged her waist and fell asleep like this.

Yaoyaoling "..." After a while, he realized that he had been banned by keywords again.

Yaoyaoling: ... Lord God, do you dare to appear in front of the host in an upright manner? !

The next day, He Su woke up from the heat.

He opened his eyes and found that the two little guys were all attached to his body. He spent a long time tearing them off and wiped the sweat on his neck.

... In the next few days, I will have prickly heat.

The first thing He Su did after waking up was to check the bonfire. Seeing that the fire was about to go out, he hurriedly added some firewood, followed by the usual routine of boiling water, washing his face and brushing his teeth to take care of the children.

Since he got rid of that group of people, He Su's restrictions on food were greatly weakened.

Yaoyaoling silently watched He Su finish all this, only "..." in his heart.

He Su: Actually, I can feel it when you say "...".

Yaoyaoling:!Sorry to bother you...

He Su: What happened?Something feels wrong with you?

At this time, Ai'er and Fei'er came up again, Yaoyaoling looked at these two cute boys, and could only choke silently.

Yaoyaoling: It's nothing... the progress of the task is already 30%, please come on.

He Su: Oh.

Since the system didn't say anything, he didn't bother to ask.

In the next few days, Yao Yaoling deeply witnessed He Su's strength in combat power.

For example, on the first day, the ingredients he brought back were rabbits, on the second day he caught two eels, and on the third day he even dragged a wild boar back...

Yaoyaoling: ...compared with the previous food, what should it say.

Since then, the two children have lived a life of eating meat three times a day. Since there is no container for stewing soup, He Su has honed his barbecue skills to perfection.

He felt that if he went back, it would be no problem to open a barbecue restaurant directly.

He Su has also become addicted to trying various ingredients. On the tenth day of the deserted island, the demon spirit saw He Su chopping off a branch with a knife, smashing the bark with a stone and peeling it off, and then began to peel it off. tip.

What are you?It asked curiously.

He Su: Make it into a harpoon and go fishing.

This time, at the request of the two little boys, He Su also brought them with him. The deserted island is huge, and the coast He Su went to is on the other side. care.

At this point, Yaoyaoling felt that his host was really cold-blooded.

After walking for more than 20 minutes before arriving at the beach, He Su took off his shoes and walked into the sea barefoot. He stopped when the sea water overflowed his waist, and then stood still facing the sun.

Probably because his aura was too focused and dignified, the chattering demons didn't dare to disturb him.

A few fish swam past He Su's side, and circled him twice curiously, as if to test what this big guy who suddenly appeared was.

He Su held up a crude homemade harpoon and remained motionless.

It's been so long that Yaoyaoling almost felt that his host had been sunburned and was thinking about whether to call him, but He Su suddenly shot, so fast that only an afterimage was left behind by the naked eye, and the sharpened branch in his hand slammed into it. Down--

Ai'er and Mayfair stared there holding their breath, and a few seconds later, a faint red color spread in the water.

When He Su raised the harpoon, there was already a big fish on it, and it was twitching weakly.

Yaoyaoling estimated that it weighed at least twenty catties.

"Go back," he said, but stopped.

Ai'er and Mayfair leaned close to him consciously.

He Su saw a person.

Bronze-colored skin, tall and rough, disheveled hair, sparse clothing, half-covered, face painted with unknown symbols, hands and feet nails are very long and black, all in all the whole person It has an uncomfortable dirty feel to it.

He Su could see the abnormally developed canine teeth in his slightly opened mouth.

He narrowed his eyes and thought: Very good, when two-thirds of the task time passed, the cannibals in the background briefing finally appeared.

The guy who looked like a cannibal stood there, staring at He Su for a while, his eyes like a beast swept He Su's body recklessly, as if he was looking at which part was more delicious.

Ai'er's hands tightened the corner of He Su's clothes, and Fei'er's eyes became a little cold.

Ever since I knew the true identities of Ai'er and Fei'er, I have paid special attention to their Yaoyaoling, and I have the urge to light the wax on the big man in front of me in advance.

In the end, the cannibals wisely retreated.

Maybe it's because He Su's not-to-mess aura is too strong, so he retreated in spite of the difficulties.

However, He Su knew that the leisurely days were probably coming to an end.

After going back to the camp to process the fish, He Su added water to himself, and then started to make some traps.

He wants to ensure that the task object will not encounter accidents when he goes out.

In the past few days, because he had a lot of free time, he also collected a lot of materials. After setting up a few simple lasso traps nearby, he simply dug a few pits and laid spikes. He Su repeatedly told the two children not to do so. Get out of here and go.

Yaoyaoling: Host, where are you going?

To be honest, even if He Su said that he was going to single out the cannibals now, he would believe it.

He Su: I want to go back and see how those people are doing.

Yaoyaoling: ...Is this a discovery of conscience?

He Su: No, it's just to confirm whether the cannibals have discovered their existence.

This group of cannibals can be said to be the biggest force on the island.

He Su had every reason to believe that if those guys were caught by cannibals, they would 100% confess that there was still a person with two children on the island.

He quietly went back to the cave by the sea. Along the way, He Su saw people's messy footprints and traces left by fierce struggle, so he knew what happened.

In order to confirm that he had entered the cave, a black shadow rushed towards him as soon as he entered the entrance of the cave. He Su quickly dodged and kicked the black shadow to the ground with a flying kick.

Yaoyaoling: ...It looks like it hurts.

"Hmm..." Hei Ying curled up on the ground in pain. He Su smelled the strange smell on his body, and frowned unconsciously. He turned the scruffy guy who was obviously human with his feet, and saw his face clearly. hole.

It was that cowardly bald middle-aged man.

"You're the only one left? Where are the others?" He Suming asked knowingly.

"..." Hearing this topic, the man trembled, and wanted to rush towards He Su again, but his movement was stopped by a sentence: "If you want to touch me again, I will kick you away."

"Give me something to eat...I'm so hungry...so thirsty...please..." the man murmured, his lips were chapped, and his spirit seemed to be on the verge of collapse.

He Su raised his eyebrows, then went out to pick a coconut for him.

His camp was not close to here, and it would take a lot of time to go back and forth. There was no way to wait, so he simply took a lazy.

After the man finished eating the coconut, he breathed a sigh of relief, and then shed tears: "They, they were all captured by those horrible guys..."

He Su: "Cannibals?"

"You, how do you know? Could it be?!"

"Calm down, I came across it by chance, but only one."

"That's right... that was three days ago... not long after you left, we encountered cannibals, there were a dozen of them...

"We didn't have to resist at all. If I hadn't hid, I would have been caught and eaten by them..." Recalling the scene at that time, the man covered his face and trembled, "It's terrible, it's terrible! They Everyone is nearly two meters tall, and lifting a person is like lifting a chicken..."

Seeing the man like this, He Su slowly showed a sneer:

"You, you really won't lie."

He said so.

tbc.