What should I do if my boyfriend is a vinegar jar [Quick Transmigration]

Desert Island Survival: My Adventures with "Lolita" ([-])

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He Su felt that the trust between himself and the Yaoyaoling was broken.

Yaoyaoling: ...The information sent by the headquarters does say that both of them are girls. This is really not my fault_(:3」∠)_

He Su: Okay, don't say anything.

The two children who have been together day and night, but now they find that they have even got their genders wrong... My heart aches.

It's not that He Su is slow, the main reason is that these two children are already old enough to take care of themselves, and of course it's impossible for him to be perverted enough to peek at the children going to the bathroom...

All in all, a really sad story.

He Su picked up the broken Sanguan, and began to play with the antelope carcass silently.

If the body is not disposed of early on a tropical island, it will quickly rot and maggot.

Yao Yaoling watched as he picked a few thick leaves and put them on the ground, then used a dagger to peel off the antelope skin completely, and then cut off a large piece of antelope meat.

As for the detailed scene... the system said it was too bloody, so I won't repeat it here.

After finishing these, He Su cut the meat into slices and hung it to dry, and then began to think of a way to light a fire.

Yaoyaoling immediately became interested when seeing it. In order to cooperate with the host, it has also watched a lot of videos about survival recently, such as the survival record of Mr. Bei...you can eat it if you remove your head.

Yaoyaoling: This one should be xxxx first, then xxxx, then xxxx, etc. The host is wrong, you need xxxx to do it......

Under the guidance of the demon spirit, He Su learned the shielding function without a teacher.

He Su: The world is suddenly clean.

Yaoyaoling: ...the host loves me again!

He Su thought to himself that it really doesn't hurt to stand and talk, the air on the island is humid and the trees contain a lot of water, making a fire and many other things would be very difficult without the help of tools, so I'm afraid it won't work until the next day after listening to the demon spirit's paper talk.

After tossing and tossing for a long time, the two little girls...the two children were so hungry that they were squatting beside them waiting to be fed. He Su finally lit a fire, and then used twigs to skewer the mutton for a barbecue.

The first two times, because he didn't master it well, it was half-baked and the edges were burnt. After that, He Su became proficient. He handed the roasted mutton to Ai'er and Fei'er, and based on the principle of not being wasted, he cooked the charred mutton. The skewers were eaten.

After finally getting the Yaoyaoling who came out of the small black room to see this, in order to restore He Su's impression of it, he told some things about them.

Yaoyaoling: Host, you probably don’t know. In fact, our headquarters is divided into several districts. Each district is managed by a main god. The content and themes are different. For example, our district travels through various horror and spiritual worlds. In addition, there are gourmet areas, ancient areas, comprehensive areas, etc...

Yaoyaoling: For example, the systems in each district have their own characteristics and special functions. If you take the gourmet system, its host will have a unique bonus.

He Su became a little interested when he heard this: Bonus?

Yaoyaoling: Host, wait a minute, I contacted a friend of mine in the food court, and asked him to show you the effect of this bonus.

He Su: ...Huh?

In the next second, the world was turned upside down.

The scorched mutton skewers in He Su's hand suddenly turned into another look - the outer shell was roasted golden, and the lamb fat was roasted and melted to cover it to form a shiny layer, and the unburned parts were somewhat raw. The mutton has become attractive in color, not only that, but also exudes a wonderful aroma...

What's the matter with this kind of special effects that can be called a gourmet show? !

He Su swallowed involuntarily, he tentatively took such a small bite, his whole body became smecta(?).

The outer shell of the mutton is crispy and refreshing, and the suet melts in the mouth, which is in stark contrast to the tender and tender part inside.

He Su said: There is no way to stop!

In the next second, the effect disappeared, and the scorched mutton skewers came back.

He Su... He Su suddenly felt that he lost his appetite.

Yao Yaoling proudly presented treasures there: Look, this is the gourmet system, even a person who is a poor cook, as long as he has this, the food he makes will be so delicious that people's tongues will fall off!It is said that many people with gourmet food system have caught a good husband and a good little Gong through this...

He Sumo took a moment, and asked: Can I apply to be transferred to Gourmet Express now?

Yaoyaoling: Σ(-д-;) This is absolutely impossible!This is against the rules! ! !

He Su: ... Tsk.

Yaoyaoling: ...you are the host_(:3」∠)_

After eating dinner while arguing with Yaoyaoling, He Su saw that the two children's mouths were a little peeled, so he started looking for a water source.

When he came here to scout spots earlier, he observed that there were a lot of mosquitoes in a place near here, and he found a small water source later.

Although the water quality is somewhat cloudy, it is still drinkable.

He Su took out the empty cans that had been hidden here, scooped up water and boiled it on the fire to sterilize it.

After that, he went to find a lot of dry wood to keep the fire burning. After all, without a lighter, it would be very difficult to start a fire every time.

After finishing this round of things, He Su's arm felt a little unable to lift up.

He sat in the room exhausted, and Ai'er and Fei'er leaned over spontaneously.

He Su was still a little uncomfortable remembering what happened before, but he didn't say anything.

The temperature on the island dropped at night and it was much cooler.

They sat in the house, looking at the sky covered by clumps of trees, and were silent for a while. He Su turned a corner and asked Ai'er and Fei'er about them.

So he knew three things:

[-]. Sure enough, Mayfair is also a boy

[-]. Their parents are a pair of big-hearted people, and they will let the bodyguards take the children to fly abroad to play

[-]. The two little boys were dressed up as girls by their wicked parents since they were young, saying that they wanted to wear them more while they were cute when they were young.

... who are these people?

More importantly, why are there none of these in the data!

Yaoyaoling:_(:3」∠)_

"Chuan Chuan! I also want to hear about your past, Chuan Chuan!" Ai'er suddenly hugged He Su's waist, tilted her head and looked at him and said.

Mayfair also nodded vigorously, her big eyes flickering.

Seeing this scene before, He Su would feel that these two little girls are so cute, but now...

He will feel that these two little boys are so cute.

Thinking of this, he suddenly felt slightly worried about how they would find a wife in the future.

"Chuan Chuan! Tell me quickly!" Ai'er's hand slid restlessly on He Su's waist, and He Su's body shook, and he couldn't stop shaking.

Well, he's ticklish.

"...You, don't make trouble, I just say it." He hurriedly pulled the child down, and Fei'er gave Ai'er a sneaky look.

Ai'er was grinning, her face flushed, she seemed to be in a very good mood.

But at this time, He Su was a little stuck, because Ji Chuan's character design was just patient and responsible, and didn't say anything about his past.

So he had to adapt it based on his previous experience.

He Su: "Well... I used to be in... a bodyguard company, and I trained for about 12 years before I officially started working." Although the company closed down before it could receive a single order.

"So long?!" Fei'er widened her eyes.

"Yes." He Su patted their heads, "In short, I received the task of protecting you." He said concisely.

"...Chuan Chuan, you are so stupid, you don't talk much!"

He Su was helpless: "There is nothing to say about the training content, they are all the same."

"Humph!"

"..." He Su could only rack his brains and began to recall the content of the training.

In fact, he almost forgot about it.

Those harsh tempering and inhuman exercises, at the beginning, I could only empty my mind and think about nothing, and force myself to do it mechanically, otherwise I would not be able to persist at all.

He picked out some relatively easy training and said it, but Ai'er and Mayfair held his hand in distress.

"Chuan Chuan... You were too tired before. Fortunately, you don't have to go now."

"Well, let's not mention this." He Su changed the subject, "Is there anything you want to do in the future?"

"Of course!" Ai'er suddenly became serious, and he said loudly:

"I want to marry Chuanchuan when I grow up!"

He Su: ...What did you just say?

"Wait! I'm the one who wants to marry Chuanchuan!!" Fei'er said suddenly.

So He Su watched the two children start a fight for him, and the two of them instantly lost the intimacy of the twins before, and they were relentless when they revealed their shortcomings, and the boat of friendship capsized as soon as it was said.

He Su felt that he was really popular... Of course, this kind of popularity wouldn't make him feel so happy.

They quarreled for a long time, and finally each made a concession, saying that "Chuanchuan is ours", and there must be no further division.

He Su couldn't laugh or cry.

But watching two little boys in skirts fighting for themselves possessively, feels a little sour.

The demon spirits also have this feeling, they don't know how the main gods in their area will feel when they see this scene...

...in fact, far away in the sky and close in front of us.

"Okay, okay, it's time to go to bed." In the end, He Su picked up both of them and carried them into the room.

"Good night, Chuanchuan."

"Good night."

After He Su fell asleep, Ai'er and Fei'er, who were supposed to be asleep too, opened their eyes and sat up at the same time.

The system demon who doesn't need to sleep was almost scared to pee when he saw this scene, and then he found a very familiar figure suddenly appeared beside him... Ball Shadow.

Nine Yaoyao.

Yaoyaoling suddenly thought of many things, from Ai'er and Fei'er's abnormal possessiveness towards He Su, etc... It just felt dark in front of its eyes—fuck, these two little ghosts turned out to be separated by the main spirit of? !

tbc.