you poked my tail

At the foot of Changling Mountain, there is a tit bird’s nest on an old sycamore tree. There is only a beautiful little tit living there, shrinking into a small ball and sleeping. The millet in the dustpan was pecked and eaten, that rice only grows once every 3 years, Tianjun wanted to use it to make millet paste for Tianhou, why would he want to taste it first with a bird, and eat it It got a round belly, so Tianjun threw the little tit to the mortal world in a rage, and cast a spell that the little bird would not be able to transform into a human form before the end of the calamity.

That is to say, the little tit can only show people in the form of a bird during the calamity.

For this punishment, the little tit can take it easy, the bird shape is the bird shape, it is a small bird, so it doesn't care about it.

So the little bird that has gone down to earth eats and sleeps all day long, eats when it is full, has a simple mind, is easy to be happy, and is happy every day, which can be regarded as a small life.

However, after a long time, it is inevitable that you will be a little lonely, especially in the face of these mountains and mountains, and there is no one to talk to, and it is a bit lonely.

Ah Que's eyes were black and round, and his walnut-sized head pondered for a long time before deciding to find a friend.

This is also what an old fairy told it, asking it to find a little white fox in the demon world, but the old fairy didn't tell others, such as why it was looking for that little white fox, etc., and the little tit didn't ask. Well, with his small head the size of a walnut, he really couldn't think of too complicated and cumbersome things, and it did what the old fairy said.

Simply pack your luggage, carry a few nuts, rice and millet on your back, and prepare to find the little white fox.

Before leaving, I did not forget to ask the old fairy, what does the little white fox look like?The old fairy told it that the most beautiful one was the one.

So, the little tit went to the demon world like this, and found Bai Ruan who was still nursing.

Even though she is still breastfeeding, Bai Ruan is still beautiful. Her round eyes are shining brightly, her eyelashes are long, and her round face is so beautiful. The little tit once suspected that Bai Ruan was not a fox. How could there be such a thing? A cute, good-looking, silly and not at all foxy fox?

But these are not important, the most important thing is that the little tit and Bai Ruan have become inseparable good friends.

With friends, the little loneliness that little tits had left disappeared without a trace. Every day, I was happy with Bai Ruan, and the little days were even more simple and happy.

Later, it met Baicheng with Bairuan. In fact, it knew Baicheng a long time ago. It was when Bairuan was breastfeeding. Yes, so that Little Tit and Bai Ruan can't figure out his whereabouts.

Until later, the two were always bullied in the demon world, with tears in their eyes every time, and sometimes a little hurt, which made Baicheng extremely helpless, so he became friends with them.

Later, Baicheng took Little Tittie and Bai Ruan to the human world, where it was clean and kept them from being bullied by other monsters.

Later, its good friend Bai Ruan met his sweetheart and married him as he wished.

All the things that have been experienced are disturbing. When the little tit returns to the Nine Heavens, it realizes that these are all the calamities it has to go through. Now that the calamities are complete, it has also returned to the sky, and at the same time it can also assume a human form.

But the little tit still habitually shows people in the shape of a bird, and is habitually sticky and soft.

No, today the crown prince's highness Chu Heng is not here, so the little tit turned into a bird shape and flew to the crown prince's uterus to play with the crown prince's concubine Bai Ruan.

"Ah Ruan." The little tit flew up from the soft couch and landed on Bai Ruan's head, calling him softly.

Bai Ruan's chin rested on the small table, his round eyes looked ahead, and he replied softly, "Yeah."

"When will your wife come back?" The little tit now knows that he can no longer always destroy the world of the two of them as before, and now that Ah Ruan's wife is the prince in the heavenly palace, he is right His Royal Highness is still a little timid.

When Chu Heng was mentioned, Bai Ruan's eyes immediately lit up, his small hand picked the edge of the red sandalwood table, pouted his mouth, and dragged his face, and said softly, "Ah Ruan said that he wants to eat grapes from Qinglian Mountain and The delicious food in the world, Ah Heng went to pick it for Ah Ruan, so I should be back now."

As soon as the words fell to the ground, I heard the voice of the palace outside, "His Royal Highness is auspicious."

When Bai Ruan heard this, he straightened up, stretched his neck and looked out, his small face was full of smiles, he was about to get on the bed to welcome him, but the next moment he wanted to tease Chu Heng, so he hurriedly lay down on the soft couch, pretending to be asleep .

And the little tit wanted to leave, but it was too late, so it also lay down on the soft couch, pretending to sleep.

Chu Heng walked into the hall, looked at the fox pretending to be sleeping on the soft couch, hooked his lips, and played with him, saying, "I'm asleep, I'll eat the things I brought from the world first, just now." The hot steamed buns, the steaming wontons, the crispy meat patties fried until golden, and the fresh grapes just picked..."

"Ah Ruan wants to eat." Bai Ruan sat up, saliva was about to flow out, a pair of cat eyes looked at the things in Chu Heng's hand, and said softly, "Ah Heng, Ah Ruan wants to eat .”

The little tit was also so greedy that he couldn't help drooling, thinking that he might not have eaten anything in the world for a long time, he got up, shook his feathers, and stared straight at the food in Chu Heng's hand with his big black bean eyes.

But now Chu Heng is the prince, and Bai Ruan is the princess concubine. He, a little fairy, can't be disrespectful and mess up the rules of the heavenly palace. He was thinking of leaving silently, so he heard Chu Heng say, "Aren't you always with me? My family is as gluttonous as Ruan? What's going on now?"

The little tit was a little flattered by the prince's initiative to ask such a question. He blinked and asked in a low voice, "Can Ah Que eat with Ah Ruan?"

"Of course Ah Que can eat with Ah Ruan." Before Chu Heng could open his mouth, Bai Ruan had already spoken, his mouth was full, and he didn't forget to hand the little tit a meat bun.

The little tit happily took the bun and started pecking it.

Chu Heng looked at the two of them, thinking about this bird that was too clingy to his soft bird, he couldn't help frowning slightly, thinking about it carefully, sometimes his little thing is really indifferent to the little tit Catching up and being good to himself inevitably made Chu Heng jealous.

However, after thinking about it again, the little tit has no father, mother, or brothers and sisters, it is just a bird, and its closest friends are Ah Ruan and Bai Cheng.

Not to mention Ah Ruan, with Baicheng's cold and quiet temperament, the little tit is definitely not willing to cling to him, so naturally, it is the little Ah Ruan who always comes to his house.

Who told his little things to be too cute, too soft and lovable.

Chu Heng sat at the side, turning his mind back and forth, and after thinking about it for a while, he said, "A Que in human form can be regarded as a beautiful boy, so good-looking, thinking about it, I'm afraid it's not easy to find a companion." Difficult, how about I, the crown prince, be a matchmaker and find a wife for you?"

Huan's little tit, who was pecking at the buns, almost choked, calmed down, raised her little face, and looked at Chu Heng in puzzlement.

Bai Ruan, who was eating happily, also stopped, and looked at Chu Heng blankly with his small face up.

"Heng, you, you want to find a wife for Ah Que?" Bai Ruan's small face showed a bit of surprise.

Chu Heng nodded with a smile, looked at the little tit who was still in a daze, and asked, "I don't know what Ah Que thinks?"

The little tit thought about the words carefully, and if she finds a lady, she will be accompanied by someone, there will be a lot of delicious food, and someone will warm her nest when she sleeps, which is not bad.

Thinking of this, the little tit couldn't help but praise Mrs. Ah Ruan for being so kind. She was a little panicked for a moment, but at the same time was a little bit happy. Under Chu Heng's smiling eyes, she nodded her head a little bit shyly.

Seeing this, Bai Ruan giggled twice, and hurriedly said, "A-Heng, A-Heng, you must find a very good wife for Ah Que."

Chu Heng raised his hand to caress his round and soft cheeks, and said, "Of course he is worthy of Ah Que." After a slight pause, he said, "Just Shen Ling."

When the little tit heard that, its eyes widened immediately, and the tips of its hind wings hugged the soft white clothes, shaking its head resolutely, "No, I don't want to be with that big bird! He is good or bad."

"What's wrong with my young master, you stupid bird, tell me?"

When the little tit heard the voice, seeing Laixian goodbye, she was so scared that she got into her white soft clothes and said, "Ah Ruan, he is a villain, this is the villain that Ah Ruan told you to always bully Ah Que in the world."

When Bai Ruan heard it, his eyes widened immediately, and he put on a deterrent look, and his tone was as fierce as possible, and said, "Go away, bad guy! Don't bully Ah Que."

The little tit, which got into the white soft clothes, only showed a small head, with a small tuft of hair sticking out on the head, and opened its round, dark eyes, looking at this man called Shenling warily.

Shen Ling saluted Chu Heng respectfully, introduced herself to Bai Ruan, then looked at the bird with a small head exposed in Bai Ruan's clothes, and was about to be dazzled by the small tit in the next moment past.

Such a cute little bird really made his heart tremble and his heart soften.

Not much to say, he directly reached out and took the little tit and held it in his palm, and said to Chu Heng, "Thank you, His Royal Highness, for making it happen, then I will not bother His Royal Highness and the Crown Princess." , turn around and leave.

After Shen Ling left with the little tit, Bai Ruan still looked dazed, completely unresponsive.

After a while, Bai Ruan came to his senses, and Bai Ruan waited, "Ah Heng, Ah Que was taken away by the villain." Bai Ruan was about to cry, and even asked Chu Heng strangely, "Why didn't you stop me?" Stay and chase out.

Chu Heng hugged him, and said, "Shen Ling is not a villain, he is the ancient sacred bird Suzaku, one of the four spirits of the sky, his status is not low in the Tiangong, and he has been thinking about Ah Que for a long time. "

Bai Ruan listened in a daze, and looked at Chu Heng with round and moist eyes, "But Ah Que said that the big bird that often bullies him is this divine bird."

Chu Heng smiled slightly, pinched Bai Ruan's cheeks, "That's just Shen Ling playing tricks on him." As he spoke, he couldn't help kissing Bai Ruan.

Bai Ruan blinked, stroked Chu Heng's words, understood a little bit, pursed his lips, and said, "Is it okay for him to be Ah Que's wife, right? Ah Heng."

Chu Heng nodded, and said, "Of course it is possible, don't worry, he has always loved Ah Que, and I just want to be a favor, so that in the future, Ah Que will no longer be a lonely bird. "

Such a remark made Bai Ruan very much agree, he nodded his head, "That's right, just like Ah Ruan, having a lady is really a wonderful thing." Then he pretended to know everything Come on, said, "Suzaku, titmouse, they are all birds, it's so good."

This made Chu Heng laugh, and wanted to explain to him that Suzaku is not an ordinary bird, but after thinking about it, he decided to forget it, the little thing in his house only had his own mother (xiang) son (gong) in his head. )Enough.

Bai Ruan stuffed a mouthful of wontons into his mouth again, picked up the bowl and drank the soup, and felt satisfied after eating these delicious things, and felt that his wife was good, so he put the bowl away, puffed up his chest, Holding Chu Heng's face in his hands, with a smile in his eyes, he let out an ouch and said softly, "Ah Heng is really my good wife, thank you, Ah Heng."

Chu Heng made him smile, kissed that soft lips, and said, "In this case, thank me with actions, such as..." He raised one eyebrow slightly, leaned closer In Bai Ruan's ear, he said lewdly, "It's great to poke the butt."

When Bai Ruan heard this, he was stunned for a moment, looked at Chu Heng with round eyes, and then wanted to escape, so he asked Chu Heng to hug him by the waist.

Bai Ruan couldn't break free, he groaned and pouted, "Ah Heng is not good, Ah Ruan doesn't want to poke her ass today."

Chu Heng smiled softly and hugged Bai Ruan.Touching his little butt, he said, "Ah-Ruan's butt is round and soft, Ah-Heng likes it very much, how about Ah-Heng playing with it?"

Bai Ruan thought about it, raised his eyes to meet Chu Heng's gentle gaze, and nodded his head slowly.

Playing with the butt, playing with the tail, and then pressing Bai Ruan under her body to kiss endlessly, the little fox fairy under her body was so dazzled by the kiss, and after a while, she didn't know what Xi Xi was.

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Besides, the little tit, after being taken away by the divine bird Suzaku Shenling, the whole bird was annoyed and completely unhappy.

Seeing him so depressed, Shen Ling felt distressed and depressed.

"My young master is an ancient divine bird, Suzaku, one of the four spirits of the sky, isn't it good enough for you?" He asked, not forgetting to stretch out his hand and lightly poke Aque's swollen face with his fingertips Face.

Ah Que snorted, turned away from looking at him, hugged her wings, and clicked her little paws, looking really unhappy.

"Well, it's not all birds!" said the little tit.

"..." Shen Ling was extremely helpless, and said, "Then what do you think?" Fearing that he would say something like leaving, he hastily added, "You are the crown prince himself who is the matchmaker to bring you and me together. It won't fall."

Hearing this, the little tit was startled, turned around to look at him, his eyes were wide open, and the next moment he fell down angrily, extremely annoyed.

Shenling was always very fond of this little bird. Seeing him like this, his heart ached and he felt depressed. He thought that he was a dignified guide to the fairy bird, and his status was not low. When it comes to his own origin, even His Royal Highness would respect him three-thirds , but now it doesn't work at all in front of this little bird, he just thinks that he is a bigger bird, or a bad guy who bullies him.

This really made Shen Ling into trouble.

After thinking about it, he first took some delicious food to please the little tit. The little tit has always been greedy for food. When it sees something delicious, it will naturally react. However, it is not stupid, and it does not forget to say, " If you give it to Aque, Aque will not let you be Aque's wife."

Shen Ling looked at him with a smile on his face, raised his eyebrows, and said in his heart, I am not going to be your wife, but to be your husband-in-law.

But he put on a heartbroken look on his face, and at the end he even wiped away two handfuls of tears, making Little Tittie feel guilty.

Seeing him cry, how could he pretend that nothing happened, the little tit blinked its dark eyes, stuffed the last bite into its stomach, looked at Shen Ling while chewing, and at the same time, its little head was thinking .

After a while, he frowned, sighed helplessly, and said, "Well, don't be sad, Ah Que is not hard-hearted, and Ah Que's wife is not you after all."

These words made Shen Ling's eyes widen, and he was about to get angry, but when he looked at the little ball of tits again, and looked at himself innocently with those black bean round eyes, his heart softened immediately.

He sighed softly and said, "What's wrong with my young master?"

"Everywhere is bad." The little tit never lied.

Shen Ling gasped, "My young master has liked you for hundreds of years."

Small tits unknown so.

Shen Ling said, "When you were in Changling Mountain, a certain Japanese young master passed by to rest there, and saw you sleeping in a small grass nest..." Thinking of this, the smile on Shen Ling's lips grew stronger, and he vaguely remembered the little tit waking up. The little person who came to pee in a hurry, with a tuft of hair on his head, and a straw stick hanging on it, is really cute and cute, and what's more, he actually pissed on himself!

When talking about this, Shen Ling said, "You pissed all over this young master."

"..." The little tit was a little guilty, and said hesitantly, "How much does it take for a bird to piss."

"Don't worry about how much, I just piss on this young master at you, and you have to treat me well." Shen Ling showed a bit of a rascal.

But the partial baby tit doesn’t like this. He is a bird with a head the size of a small walnut and a small body half the size of a fist. He is not afraid of Shen Ling, because he is sure that this big bird will not do anything to him. So, he rolled his eyes and chose to ignore it.

Shen Ling didn't know what to do, thought for a while, and said, "You have been in the world for a short time, and you know a little bit, why don't we make a decision based on people's guessing punches, how about it?"

The little tit blinked, thought about it, and felt that this was feasible, so he nodded his head.

Shen Ling said, "If you win, I will return it to you. If I win, you will return it to me. How about it?"

The little tit blinked, trying to follow the words carefully in his head, but before he could finish it clearly, he heard Shen Ling say, "What else are you thinking about, this is already fair, that's it, come on, guess the punch."

The little tit was always spinning its head, but now it looked at him with round eyes, and saw that Shen Ling had already reached out to play a fist game with him, so it didn't think much, and stretched out its claws to play a fist game with him.

"Oh, I punched you with scissors, I won." Shen Ling said, "You are mine now."

The little tit's paw paused, but he just stretched out his paw, so he lost?

He frowned and shook his head, "It doesn't count! Ah Que isn't ready yet."

"Okay, let's do it again." Shen Ling was very straightforward, and said with a smile, "Come on, let's guess the boxing game, the winner will be determined in one round."

The little tit nodded. This time he was ready and felt that he would definitely win against the big bird, so he shook his feathers, "Come on."

"rock-paper-scissors!"

"I won." The little tit stretched out its claws, Shen Ling stretched out the cloth, and the scissors pointed at the cloth. Didn't it mean that he won.

Shen Ling said with a smile, "Yeah, you won, I'm yours." As he spoke, he hugged the little tit and lightly stroked his feathers.

Little tit, "..." Huh, something seems wrong.

Regardless, I won anyway.

He shook his feathers, scratched his face with the tips of his wings, and asked, "Will you buy a lot of delicious food for Aque?"

"Naturally."

"Will you be as affectionate as Ah Ruan and his wife?" Little Tit asked again.

"More affectionate than them." Shen Ling said, "You will no longer go to the Crown Princess's place all the time after you follow me, and annoy the Crown Prince out of thin air, don't you think?"

The little tit thought about this seriously, and felt that there was some truth in it. He squatted in Shen Ling's hand and tilted his head to look at him, muttering softly, "Ah Ruan has a wife, so Ah Que should have a wife."

Shen Ling's small appearance made her feel soft for a moment, and when she looked at his stupid appearance again, she couldn't help but have a nosebleed.

The little tit suddenly thought of something, stood up, and said softly, "But, a sparrow doesn't have a big white tail to play with for the lady." At this point, her whole face was wrinkled, and she turned to God Ling looked at her own tail, "Look, this is Ah Que's tail."

Shen Ling looked at his tail, stretched out his hand to stroke it, gave a short smile, very satisfied, and said, "I just like a little tail like yours."

The little tit was overjoyed, smiled foolishly, lay on the palm of Shen Ling, yawned and wanted to sleep.

And Shen Ling thought to himself, fortunately this little bird is stupid, but in the future, he must take care of it more carefully.

Of course, he wanted to tell Ah Que that he really fell in love with him at first sight.

The most beautiful thing in this world is the dumb look of the little bird just waking up.

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Aque has a wife, but Bairuan is very happy, and thinking about preparing a gift for Aque and Aque's wife, after thinking about it, Bairuan locked the jade that they had never used. = potential.

He rolled his cat's eyes around, came out of Chu Heng's arms, and took out the new pair of jades from the bedside cabinet.

"A-Heng, this Ah-Ruan is for Ah Que to use." He always speaks straightforwardly, "Ah Que has a wife, so of course this thing will come in handy."

Chu Heng smiled slightly, "That's right, then you can give it to him."

"We both want to deliver it together." Bai Ruan said as he walked back to Chu Heng, and asked a little curiously, "Ah Heng, Ah Que and the others also poke their butts like us?"

Looking at his eyes seeking knowledge, Chu Heng nodded, and hugged him into his arms, "Of course it's the same." He said again, "Don't worry about it so much, just give him a gift."

Bai Ruan hugged the pair of jade = potential, did not speak, only shook the exposed big tail.

Chu Heng played with the white and fluffy tail for a while, and said, "Should we deliver it ourselves or send someone to deliver it?"

"Of course Ah Heng and Ah Ruan went together." For example, he swiped Chu Heng with his tail.

A pair of jade=potential seems to be too little, Bai Ruan rummages in his room, bed, corners, any corner where things can be hidden, finds out all the good things he thinks, and puts everything in All in the brocade box should be given to the little tit, together with the grapes that Chu Heng just picked for him.

After counting carefully, Bai Ruan was satisfied, and together with Chu Heng, he gave these to the little tit, and climbed into bed to sleep.

In the past, Bai Ruan was sleepy, but now he is the princess of Tiangong, he is also sleepy. He turned into a fox shape, lying on all fours, with his little hooves imaginatively placed, his two little paws on his chest, and his big tail spread flat on his chest. On the bed, the ears moved occasionally, the small paws occasionally scratched the belly, and the eyes were closed, half asleep and half asleep.

Chu Heng is busy with official duties again, as the prince of Tiangong, he seems to be busier than when he was a prince.

There was a breeze blowing through the window outside the hall, Bai Ruan turned over, scratched his butt and continued to sleep.

The lady is no longer, and he mostly passes the time by sleeping.

However, Bai Ruan seems to be having trouble falling asleep today. He sleeps on his stomach, sleeps on his buttocks, sleeps on his side, sleeps on his back, sleeps curled up...

Finally Gu Lu sat up, and since he couldn't sleep, he played with his tail.A small round face is expressionless, with drooping beards, it looks like a little unhappy.

The serving palace people waited aside, not daring to go forward to ask.

Bai Ruan was stupefied, Chu Heng came back, and when he entered the door and saw the unhappy look of the little thing, he couldn't help asking what was going on.

Bai Ruan pursed his lips to look at Chu Heng, followed by a slight sip of the soft flesh on his round face, and he spoke softly, a little sadly, "Ah Ruan misses Dong Rong and the others, and there are many others, that Song Heimian and Feng Gradually, Ah Ruan is thinking about it." With tears in his eyes, he seemed about to cry.

Chu Heng lowered his head and kissed Bai Ruan's eyes, then kissed his cheek, and said, "If Ah Ruan wants to meet, Ah Heng will show you."

"But they may have long..." Speaking of this, Bai Ruan paused, tears like broken beads, sadly buried his head in Chu Heng's chest, and wiped away his tears.

"If Ah Ruan can trust Ah Heng, then of course he can meet them." Chu Heng said.

Bai Ruan raised his head. He was a little sad at first, but after hearing this, he immediately felt relieved. He raised his paw and wiped his tears, shook his tail, and said softly, "Ah Cheng went down to earth to play, Ah Heng, we two are now go."

Hearing this, Chu Heng slightly raised his eyebrows, said with a meaningful oh, and said, "He went down to earth?"

Bai Ruan shook his fur, licked his paws again, and said softly, "Well, Ah Cheng also said to bring delicious food with Ah Ruan."

Chu Heng pulled one corner of his mouth and smiled, "Ah Heng will bring you down to eat delicious food, so he doesn't need to bring you."

Speaking of delicious food, Bai Ruan thought of the plate of fresh grapes on the table, saying that they were newly picked from Tiangong Vineyard, and he hadn't eaten them yet, so he specially reserved them for his family, A-Heng, to eat together.

Thinking of this, Bai Ruan hurriedly jumped out of Chu Heng's arms, turned into a human form, and walked to Chu Heng with a plate on the table.

"Ah Heng, try it, I just picked it." Bai Ruan said as he picked one and handed it to Chu Heng's mouth.

Chu Heng opened his mouth, and was taken aback for a moment, so sour that he couldn't speak.

Bai Ruan looked at him, then wrinkled his face, "Sour?"

Chu Heng swallowed the sour taste, smiled silently, and kissed his soft mouth, letting him taste the sour taste too.

Bai Ruan smashed his mouth, his eyelashes trembled, and sighed, "Sure enough, there is nothing unusual about the things in Tiangong. Ask Ah Ruan to say that they are not as good as in the human world."

"Then how about we go down to earth?" Chu Heng said.

Bai Ruan nodded, but shook his head again after a while, "Wait, Ah Ruan needs to change clothes and comb his hair." He dragged his round face, "Ah Ruan is so pretty, it will be fine in a while." She stroked the back of Chu Heng's hand, "Ah Heng, be good, Ah Ruan will be fine in a while."

Chu Heng listened quietly, he watched Bai Ruan change his clothes intently, suddenly remembered the little things in Lingyan Pavilion of Prince Jing's mansion, and couldn't help but smile when he thought about all kinds of things at that time.

He approached Bai Ruan slowly, Bai Ruan didn't pay attention, and just bumped into his arms, only to hear Bai Ruan ouch, and said softly, "Heng hit Ah Ruan's heart, look, Ah Ruan's heart is full It's Ah Heng." After speaking, she felt shy, her little face was flushed, with a sweet smile on her lips, she leaned against Chu Heng's chest and refused to lift her head.

Chu Heng let out a low laugh, stroked his soft hair, and with a wave of spells, tied him into a sky-high braid. Along the way, he tugged at the curled up lock of white soft sleep, and said, "The hair is combed, let's go Come on, go early and come back early."

Bai Ruan didn't know it, and went down to play with Chu Heng; his little things were too cute, if he dressed up again, wouldn't he be peeped by more people, which Chu Heng didn't allow.

In the heaven and the earth, Bai Ruan can only be watched, looked at, hurt, pampered, and pampered by Chu Heng alone, and the others don't even think about it.

As for Bai Ruan, after knowing that Chu Heng had given him such a hairstyle, the whole fox who returned to heaven fell on his back on the soft couch and ignored Chu Heng.

As for how to coax, how to coax, it really couldn't be easier, a delicious meal, a kiss, and a soft...