you poked my tail

Baicheng has always liked to be alone, and there are very few things and people in the world that can interest him.After wandering around in the mortal world for a while, he flew back to the sky.

He turned his footsteps to the womb, and arrived at the softened white fox lying on the bed, sleeping. The bright sunlight shone on the snow-white and fluffy ball. From time to time, a pair of ears moved slightly, and the beautiful tail shook occasionally. Bai Cheng, who never liked to laugh, couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Hearing Baicheng's movement, Bairuan slowly opened his eyes, turned over and sat up, raised his paw and rubbed his eyes, then softly called out, "Acheng."

Bai Cheng responded with a smile, approached him, sat next to Bai Ruan, and asked, "Little Ah Ruan, where is your Highness the Crown Prince?"

Bai Ruan yawned shallowly, his round eyes glistened immediately, he looked at Bai Cheng, and said softly, "Miss, he has gone to work."

Bai Cheng couldn't pinch his white and round face with a smile, and couldn't help but tugged at his ears, saying, "When I was Prince Jing, I was always busy with official duties, but now I am the prince who governs the three realms. I have to be busy with business..." He paused for a while, looked at Bai Ruan and asked, "Little tit has Suzaku, what if you are bored?"

After listening, Bai Ruan's whole face was wrinkled into a ball, his paws stroked his beard, and he whispered, "Ah Ruan will go to sleep."

When the words fell to the ground, Baicheng flicked his brains, humming, "Why don't you come and play with me?"

Bai Ruan covered his head with his paws, rubbed his forehead, then raised his eyes to look at Bai Cheng, with a bit of surprise, "Ah Ruan, can you go find Ah Cheng?"

He knows that Baicheng doesn't like to be disturbed by others, so Bairuan often stays away and can only find Little Tit or Ashi to play.

Baicheng stretched out his hand to hold one of Bairuan's paws, squeezed the pad on it, and said, "What do you think?"

Bai Ruan laughed, then threw himself towards Bai Cheng, squatted in his arms, raised his head to look at him, and said softly, "Ah Cheng, Ah Ruan thinks that being in the Heavenly Palace is not as fun as being in the world."

Bai Cheng gently stroked his beard and said, "I think so too."

Bai Ruan shook his tail, touched his belly again with his paws, and smiled a little more on his face, "However, Ah Ruan likes to be there wherever there is Ah Heng." He blushed after saying this up.

Bai Cheng laughed, dragged his small body, and said, "I look at you, you seem to be more round."

Bai Ruan looked at him with innocent eyes, and patted his belly with his paws, "Ah Heng said that Ah Ruan looks good no matter what, even if he is round." He said with his paws on his cheeks, "Who said Ah Ruan looks good? .”

Bai Cheng was completely amused by him, Bai Ruan smiled a little embarrassedly at him, his round and moist eyes blinked again and again.

Enough of laughing, Baicheng stared at the snow-white little velvet dumpling in his arms wickedly, and asked, "Little Ah Ruan, now there is no such thing as reducing one's life span, you and your wife are always happy = good?"

Bai Ruan pursed his lips into a smile, nodded his head, and said in a soft voice, "A-Heng often wants to get along with Ah Ruan. Except for the tired butt, everything else is fine." After he finished speaking, he laughed.

Bai Cheng laughed again and looked at him.

Bai Ruan suddenly remembered something, jumped out of Bai Cheng's arms, rummaged under the pillow, took out some food, and put his paws on Bai Cheng's lap, "Ah Cheng, this is the lady's gift for Ah Ruan. You can taste the food brought from the Dragon Clan."

Bai Cheng looked at the exquisite pastry, picked up a piece and ate it, nodded in praise, "Not bad."

Bai Ruan smiled, and took it for granted, "There is nothing bad for Ah Heng to give to Ah Ruan."

Bai Cheng smiled without saying a word, ate a piece of pastry, sat for a while and left.

After he left, Bai Ruan rolled over on the bed, lying on the soft pillow thinking about things, he felt that a good-looking person like Ah Cheng should also find a wife.

After thinking about it, he got out of bed and ran out of the hall to chase Baicheng. He blocked Baicheng at the gate of the palace of the Crown Prince, turned into a human form, chatted with Baicheng for a while, and then cautiously said, "Ah Cheng, do you want to?" Are you looking for a wife too?"

Bai Cheng paused, then smiled the next moment, stretched out his hands to pinch his round face, and said, "Little Ah Ruan, you have a heart." After saying this, he left.

Bai Ruan looked at Baicheng who was walking away, dressed in white like a fairy, he thought, what kind of person or fairy, or monster can be worthy of Ah Cheng.

He also thought that if Baicheng had a wife in the future, he would also give him a pair of jades and many good things.

Bai Ruan breathed a sigh of relief, puffed out his chest, and felt that he really had a lot to worry about. He turned around at the door, and walked to the Bai family's cave. His father was not there, and he said he was going to play in the mortal world.

Bai Ruan pursed his lips, his small face was a bit unhappy, he couldn't see his father, he always went to the human world to be free and easy, sighed softly, and walked to the little tit to play, how could he think, the little tit The lady took the tits to play.

Bai Ruan's round eyes were filled with grievances, so he could only leave disappointedly, after thinking about it, he decided to go to A Shi and A Sui and the others.

Now as a little fairy, while Ah Shi and Ah Sui stick to their posts, they spend most of their time basking in the sun, playing chess, cooking and playing.

"They also went to play?" Bai Ruan's small face was stunned, and he couldn't help muttering, "A double stone and a dog's tail grass also went to play, but Ah Ruan didn't have to play."

Xiao Gongren frowned, not knowing what to say.

Bai Ruan sighed, and went back to the Crown Prince's womb in despair. Before entering the courtyard, he knew that Chu Heng was back. He was overjoyed, and quickened his pace to enter the palace. Before he saw Chu Heng, he called out to Ah Heng , the voice is soft and waxy, and one can't help but hear it in a good mood.

Bai Ruan threw Chu Heng into his arms, buried his face in his chest, and said angrily, "Ah Ruan went around, but I didn't find anyone to play with Ah Ruan."

Chu Heng stroked the back of his head, "Don't be angry, they won't play with you, Ah Heng will play with you."

"But Ah Heng, you are busy with business every day, how can you spend so much time with Ah Ruan?" Bai Ruan said as she came out of his arms, groaned, and went to sit on the soft couch.

Chu Heng walked over and poked his tense little face. Bai Ruan wanted to vent his anger, but looking at Chu Heng's beautiful face, there was no anger, and some were just elated.

Bai Ruan pursed his lips, it was almost noon, it was time for lunch, he raised his face and asked Chu Heng, "What will we eat later?"

"What do you want to eat?" Chu Heng sat down and held him in his arms.

"Ah Ruan doesn't know, Ah Ruan just thinks Tiangong is not fun." Bai Ruan narrowed his eyes as he spoke, took Chu Heng's hand into his own, played with it, and said, "Ah Heng, why don't we go to the human world? Bar?"

Chu Heng paused for a while, and said, "I just finished going there two days ago, and I have some things to do these two days, so why don't you feel wronged first?" He said kissing Bai Ruan, "When I'm done, I'll take you go."

"Oh, then you are busy with your work, Ah Ruan will go by himself, or go with Ah Cheng." Bai Ruan said, kissing Chu Heng's palm, and then licking it again.

Hearing this, Chu Heng frowned, held his white and soft face, and first took a light bite on that small mouth.

Bai Ruan's brows frowned, he was depressed, he touched his mouth, "Why are you biting me?"

"A-Heng doesn't like you playing alone with other people, not even Baicheng." Chu Heng said bluntly, "Also, if you play by yourself, I can't rest assured."

Hearing this, Bai Ruan felt a burst of sweetness in his heart. He pursed his mouth and laughed non-stop. With an ouch, he said happily, "Ah-Heng is really, can't you leave Ah-Ruan for a moment?" After finishing speaking, he did not wait for Chu Heng to answer , nodded, "Okay, well, Ah Ruan knows, Ah Ruan is waiting for you, don't be angry, be good." His tone was full of favor, and he acted like a big man again, lol In Chu Heng's eyes, it was really funny.

After Bai Ruan finished speaking, he happily muttered to himself, "Ah-Heng really can't do without Master Ben." Ouch, "You clingy little lady, how can I be called Ah-Ruan."

As he spoke, he hugged Chu Heng's waist, put his chin on Chu Heng's chest, and looked up at Chu Heng with his small face.

Chu Heng made this little thing sweet one after another, but it made him feel that his princess is not a fox, but a little honey pot.

While enjoying it, the honey pot in her arms spoke again, with a clear and soft voice, "Ah Heng, Ah Ruan wants to have a baby."

These words almost made Chu Heng unstoppable, looked down at him, and saw Bai Ruan holding something on Chu Heng's chest through his clothes, saying such words in a very playful manner.

Chu Heng made him breathe a little harder, suppressed the impulse, and patted his butt, "It's messing around again, get up."

Bai Ruan shook his head, took that part of his clothes in his mouth, and said, "Ah Ruan touched that small top through the clothes." He said dishonestly with both hands, he took off Chu Heng's clothes, and directly held the small top in his mouth. Milk = pearl.

Chu Heng gasped suddenly, forced himself to speak normally, and pretended to be a threat, "If you mess around again, I'm going to punish you?"

How could Bai Ruan be afraid of him, but he still let go of his mouth obediently, and gently wiped the saliva on it with his fingers, then tidied Chu Heng's clothes, breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "No milk=water, Ah Ruan That's just to play around with Ah Heng." Patting Chu Heng's chest, "Okay, Ah Ruan is going to eat, Ah Ruan is so hungry." Before Chu Heng could respond, he turned into a fox , jumped down and spread his hooves and ran away.

Chu Heng snorted and couldn't help grinding his teeth, "Little thing!" There was infinite favor in the words.

-

Baicheng wandered around the Heavenly Palace, then went back to his own place to sleep, and when he was full, he went to play in the mortal world again.

Find an old locust tree, lean on it, drink a pot of wine, listen to the children playing under the old locust tree, the villagers talking and laughing...

He did not know how many human stories he heard on this locust tree, true and false, sweet, noisy, everyone had their own joys, but it moved him a little at a certain moment.

People say that doing anything is better than being a man, but Baicheng thinks that being a man is better than doing anything.

He leaned on the big branch of the old locust tree, raised his head to drink, and looked at the fiery red morning glow in the sky.

Another day passed, he jumped up and flew towards the sky, his white clothes fluttered like a fairy, the wind was blowing on the river, Baicheng was drinking from the jug, in this world, he was like a superfluous person, the only thing he had was this jug of wine and himself. for company.

As night fell, Baicheng returned to Qinglian Mountain, Wangyue Cave.

The breeze on the river, the moon in the mountains, and drinking a pot of wine can be regarded as carefree.

It's just a careful calculation, that person has taken the turn of the beast twice, so he must be a human in this life.

It was early winter, and there was a cry from a concubine's garden in the imperial city. After dawn, the emperor's queen gave birth to a little prince, and the emperor was overjoyed and named him Chu Duo.

The soft little guy was sleeping in the swaddle, and Bai Cheng stood aside and looked at him with interest, and couldn't help saying, "I didn't expect that you looked so cute when you were young."

No one inside or outside the palace walls could see Baicheng, but Chu Duo could see it. When he was three years old, taking advantage of the absence of the palace servants, he walked up to Baicheng, hugged his legs, and looked up at the little girl. look at him.

Bai Cheng was taken aback, couldn't help snorting, and said, "You little bastard, can you see me?"

"A Duo is not a rough student." Chu Duo asked Baicheng with a soft voice and a trembling little milk voice, "Who are you?"

Baicheng looked down at him, with a wicked smile, and said, "I'm a bad guy, are you afraid?"

Chu Duo shook his little head, and said in a milky voice, "You are not a bad person, and a bad person is not as good-looking as you." The little prince said as he let go of Baicheng's legs, continued to look up at Baicheng with his little head up, and pointed at himself with his chubby little finger, " Do you know who A Duo is?"

Bai Cheng caressed his hair, smiled lightly, and snorted, "Of course I know, you are that little bastard who has done a lot of evil."

"No, it's not!" Chu Duo shook his little head vigorously, and hummed, "A Duo is not a rough boy! A Duo is the prince, the father's favorite son, and the queen mother said that A Duo will be the emperor in the future."

Bai Cheng stood there looking at him with interest, and asked, "Then are you going to be a good emperor or a bad emperor?"

"Good emperor, father and mother said that A Duo will be a good emperor who is diligent in government and loves the people." Chu Duo's words were quite ambitious, but his milk's voice trembled and he couldn't speak clearly, and he heard it in Baicheng's ears He couldn't help but let out a laugh.

Chu Duo looked up at him, saw him smile, and then laughed foolishly, which was quite cute.

Baicheng knelt down and looked at him.

Chu Duo pursed his small mouth, dragged his chubby face with his last pair of chubby hands, and said softly, "Sit down, your legs will go numb if you squat like this."

He spoke a little bit unclearly, but he also knew what he was talking about. No wonder, he was only a three-year-old brat.

Baicheng went to sit on the couch, and Chu Duo stood by the couch, looking at Baicheng with round eyes. The couch was a little high, and he couldn't climb it, so he stretched out his arms rudely and said to Baicheng. , "Hold A Duo up."

Baicheng, "..."

Resisting the urge to beat him up, Baicheng lifted him up and threw him on the couch. Chu Duo rolled around on the couch, and then sat upright in front of Baicheng. He still looked up at Baicheng with his small face, without blinking his eyes. of.

Bai Cheng turned his head to look at him, seeing his staring eyes so straight, he couldn't help frowning, "You little bastard, what are you looking at?"

"You..." Chu Duo wrinkled his small face, showing a bit of grievance, "A Duo is not a rough boy." He smiled slightly as he spoke, tilted his head to look at him, and said softly, "You are so pretty."

Bai Cheng raised his eyebrows, and his face turned cold the next moment.

Because Chu Duo asked in a low voice, "When A Duo grows up, can I marry you?"

Bai Cheng snorted, stood up, ignored Chu Duo, and left directly.

Chu Duo looked at Baicheng who disappeared in front of him, a little aggrieved, with tears in his eyes, really sad.

After all, it was a child who was only three years old, so Bai Cheng couldn't afford to have the same knowledge as him. After a few days, he went to the imperial city again, and came to Chu Duo as a master.

"Duo'er, come, come and pay a visit to Master Bai." With a gentle smile on her face, the queen called Chu Duo, who was playing, to come over.

Holding a small wooden horse in his hand, Chu Duo stared blankly at Baicheng, who was dressed in white like a fairy, and spoke softly, "Mother, he, he is Duo'er's wife..."

The emperor stared, the queen frowned, and Bai Cheng's face sank.

The emperor coughed, pretending to be sullen and said, "Nonsense! Hurry up and call Master."

Chu Duo turned his small head to his father, pursed his mouth, and frowned, then turned to look at Baicheng, and called to Baicheng obediently, "Master."

Baicheng snorted coldly in his heart, you will suffer in the future!

Bai Cheng became the master of the little prince, and it seemed that except for going to the toilet, Chu Duo was almost inseparable from his master, always chasing him and asking him this and that.

Baicheng had a patience he had never had before, but he was also so angry that he wanted to strangle him to death.

Chu Duo forcibly nestled himself into Baicheng's arms, with a smile on his face, and a pair of chubby hands holding the little wooden fox that Baicheng carved for him.

It was because he had been pestering Baicheng for a long time that he got such a little fox.He has always wanted to raise a little fox, but his father, queen and queen did not allow it, and now his master does not allow it either. However, with this little wooden fox, Chu Duo is also happy and content.

When Chu Duo grew up, he was sure that he would marry his master, but he kept this in his heart and never said it easily.In his opinion, for a master like a god in the sky, he has to work harder to be worthy of him.

But Baicheng was completely clear about Chu Duo's mind, and he couldn't help but laugh at him as a fool.

A little older, Chu Duo has a little distinction between like and love, and also begins to distinguish between dislike and like.

Every time Baicheng reprimanded him for spanking his palms or buttocks, he would not dare to refute, because he was afraid of offending his master.

At a young age, he just tried his best to please the master he missed.

When Chu Duo ascended the throne and became emperor when he was weak, his father retired to the second line and took his mother and queen to live their happy life.

After the enthronement ceremony, Chu Duo hurriedly ran to the palace where Baicheng lived to find him, and boldly asked Baicheng, "Master, would you like to be my queen?"

Bai Cheng, who was drinking tea slowly, paused, turned towards him coldly, and said in a cold tone, "Don't think that if you become the emperor, I won't dare to beat you." He put down the teacup and said, "Bring the ruler."

Chu Duo was depressed, but he still turned around and took the ruler obediently, and handed it to Baicheng with both hands respectfully.

Baicheng had never been soft-hearted towards him, so he took the ruler and hit his palms twice. The painful Chu Duo couldn't help but frowned slightly, but he didn't feel displeased at all. Instead, he thought happily, after a few more years, Master It must be mine, and I can't even run away.

-

Chu Heng took Bai Ruan down to be a man, and before leaving, he wrote a letter to Tianjun's father.

The content is roughly as follows:

Father, you are immortal anyway, so you will continue to be your heavenly monarch, and my son will take your daughter-in-law to the world to become a human being.

At the end, it was written by Bai Ruanluo, with the words A Heng and A Ruan neatly written, and pressed his own fox's paw, leaving two bunches of grapes and a plate of pig's trotters beside the letter.

The waiting Xiaogong came forward and reported the truth, "The princess said, this is his favorite food, and I left it to Tianjun. I hope you like it."

Tianjun took a deep breath, took another deep breath, and almost chased him to the human world.

-

Ten Mile Street.

Walking in the market, looking at the passers-by going back and forth, looking at this and that with a pair of cat eyes, this human world is good.

He felt that even the birds singing on the tree were better than the ones in the Heavenly Palace. Bai Ruan raised his head to look at it, and turned his eyes back to continue watching the bustling market and the passers-by.

His eyes were fixed on a family of four, the husband was holding his daughter, and the wife was leading the son to the market.

Bai Ruan looked at it for a while, turned his head to look at Chu Heng, and said, "Ah Heng, look."

Chu Heng followed his gaze, then turned back to look at him, "What's wrong?"

"Ah Ruan was just thinking, how about we get two little dolls to play with?"

Chu Heng was stunned, then smiled, "Do you want to be a father?"

Bai Ruan thought about this, pursed her lips, and said, "Ah Heng, is it easy to be a father?"

"It's not easy." Chu Heng said.

Bai Ruan groaned, "You have never been a father, how do you know it's not good to be a father?"

Chu Heng had a doting smile on his brows, "I don't know anything else, but I know that taking care of little things is a matter of carefulness..."

Bai Ruan looked at him with round eyes, thinking about Chu Heng's words.

Chu Heng looked at him, suppressed a smile, and continued, "So, it's enough to take care of a little thing, and I don't have any other intentions to take care of the child."

After hearing this, Bai Ruan realized that the little thing in Chu Heng's mouth was referring to himself, and with a sweet smile, he stretched out his hand contentedly.

Chu Heng understood, and reached out to hold his hand.

The two walked hand in hand in the lively market, Bai Ruan hummed a little tune, looking happy.

The sun is setting in the west, and I don't realize that a day has passed.

Bai Ruan was a little tired, he didn't care about the people around him at all, he whimpered and begged for a hug.

Chu Heng hugged him into his arms, stroked the hair on his forehead, kissed him, and said softly, "Hey, let's go back home."

Bai Ruan pursed his lips, looked at him a little puzzled, "Go back home?"

"Yes." Chu Heng said and took Bai Ruan into a carriage.

Sitting in the carriage, Bai softened his fox shape and rested in Chu Heng's arms, but he suddenly felt that the carriage looked familiar. Then he looked at Lan Lu who was driving the carriage, and then at the two horses. They were Lie Yan and Lie Yan. gallop!

Bai Ruan was a little surprised, and looked at Chu Heng with wide eyes.

Chu Heng was playing with his big snow-white tail, and said softly, "What's wrong?"

Bai Ruan's eyes rolled around, and he said, "Ah Heng, what are we?" He couldn't help kicking his little hoof, pointing his paw outside, "It's Lan Lu and Lie Yan galloping towards them."

Chu Heng nodded and said with a smile, "Since we want to settle in the human world, it is better to use people we know well, what do you think?"

Hearing this, Bai Ruan groaned, and Gu Lu sat up straight all of a sudden, his eyes were round and round, "Then...then..."

He shook his big tail, covered his face with his back paws and laughed, then rubbed his head against Chu Heng, and said softly, "Ah Heng, you are really a good lady of Ah Ruan."

Chu Heng smiled slightly, and continued to play with the white and soft tail.

The carriage stopped quickly, and Bai softened his human form, and he couldn't wait to get out of the carriage. He was familiar with Prince Jing's mansion, familiar housekeeper and servant.

Bai Ruan was a little dazed, then took Chu Heng's hand and ran to Lingyan Pavilion.

The maids and servants were all waiting in the courtyard, and when they saw Chu Heng and Bai Ruan coming, they all saluted.

With an ouch, Bai Ruan called out to Dong Rong crisply, then let go of Chu Heng's hand and ran into the room, looked at it, including the mattress and the small porcelain pot he hid on the soft couch.

It's still the same, nothing has changed.Bai Ruan was satisfied now, he looked back at Chu Heng, with a pair of beautiful eyes smiling, he stretched out his small hand to greet Chu Heng, "Ah Heng, come here."

Chu Heng approached him, leaned over to kiss him, and asked, "Are you satisfied?"

Bai Ruan nodded, suddenly thought of something, stared round his eyes, "Could it be an illusion?"

"Of course it's not an illusion." Chu Heng said.

With such a guarantee, Bai Ruan was relieved, and happily dragged Chu Heng for a walk around the house, then yawned, climbed onto the soft couch, and said, "Ah Heng, Ah Ruan is sleepy. "

Chu Heng turned sideways and hugged Bai Ruan into his arms, "Sleep if you're sleepy."

"Then you sleep with Ah Ruan." Bai Ruan pouted and asked for a kiss.

Chu Heng lowered his head and kissed him, the two hugged and kissed for a while, Bai Ruan was about to fall asleep in a daze, at this moment, Qiu Rong Dongmei came into the room with a snack.

"My lord, Mr. Song and Mr. Feng are asking to see you." Qiu Rong put down her snacks, saluted and reported.

Chu Heng nodded slightly, "Understood, let them wait in the study."

"Let them come here." Bai Ruan said suddenly, rubbing his eyes and looking at Chu Heng, "Ah Ruan wants to see them."

Chu Heng naturally responded, Song Ji and Feng Huan entered the room and saluted, Chu Heng told them to be polite and let them sit down.

Bai Ruan poked his head out of Chu Heng's arms, looked at the two of them with round eyes, then leaned into Chu Heng's arms and fell asleep.

Bai Ruan didn't know when Song Ji and Feng Xu had left, she had a good sleep, woke up, looked at the room, and couldn't help being happy.

Humming a song, he got off the couch to find Chu Heng.

The sun in the yard was just right, and when I looked up, there were little tits and his wife on the branches of the tree having fun.

Bai Ruan pursed his lips into a sweet smile, A Que also came, he had a conversation with A Que, hummed a song and went to find Chu Heng.

"I have a little fox. I never ride it. One day I rode it to the market on a whim..."

Bai Ruan felt that his family Ah Heng was really nice to him, and as a husband-in-law, he should also be very nice to his wife, thinking in his heart, if not, just poke her ass, if not , then two meals, after all, it is to be pampered.

With such a plan in mind, Bai Ruan took a few steps, then turned to ask the serving maid, "Where did Ah Heng go?"

"Go back to the princess, the prince is in the study."

After listening, Bai Ruan continued to hum, and turned to the study.

How much Bai Ruan likes his family's Ah Heng, and how much Chu Heng loves his family's little things, this is probably a well-known thing in the Three Realms.