you poked my tail

Chu Heng thought hard, nodded and shook his head, "Father said, undress the lady, then hold the lady down and roll on the bed."

After listening, Bai Ruanpu let out a laugh, covered his stomach with a smile, and couldn't help scolding this fool.

Chu Heng, who was wearing a red hijab, also laughed, a little silly.

Bai Ruan laughed enough, leaned over, and put his forehead close to Chu Heng's. He said, "My lady will teach you, how about it?"

"Okay." Chu Heng stared at him closely, not willing to move his eyes at all, as if there was water-like tenderness in his eyes.

When Bai Ruan showed him, his face turned red, and he covered his eyes with shame and anger, "You idiot, don't look at me like that again!"

Chu Heng was wronged, but obediently, he closed his eyes and didn't look at Bai Ruan.

Bai Ruan looked at him, he didn't know what to do for a moment, sighed, and muttered, "You are really a fool, do what you are told."

Chu Heng nodded, and said, "My mother said, you have to listen to your mother in everything."

With white and clear eyes, he looked at him with a smile on his face, and at the fool in front of him who closed his eyes and didn't dare to open them. He couldn't help but reached out and touched his face, and said softly, "Open your eyes."

Chu Heng slowly opened his eyes, looking at Bai Ruan who was caressing his cheek in a daze, his face slowly turned red.

Chu Heng's heart was pounding and he was at a loss for a moment.

Bai Ruan smiled slightly, and said, "I'm hungry." As he spoke, his eyes moved from Chu Heng's face to the pastries on the table.

Chu Heng hurriedly ran to get pastries for Bai Ruan, and then he conjured up a roast chicken, "Miss, here it is."

Bai Ruan couldn't help but praise, "You have a bit of a heart." Then asked, "What else did your parents tell you?"

Chu Heng tried hard to think about it, and then said foolishly, "Father and mother will let Ah Heng have a bridal chamber with your wife."

Bai Ruan paused, looked at him with a half-smile, raised his eyebrows, and ate the chicken without making a sound.

Chu Heng licked his lips, swallowed, and looked eagerly at the delicious chicken in his hand, his intention to eat it was very obvious.

Bai Ruan glanced at him and asked with a smile, "Do you want to eat?"

"Young lady wants to call me your husband." Chu Heng said naively.

Bai Ruan, "..."

The fool made him speechless for a moment, snorted lightly, and asked, "Who told you this?"

Chu Heng replied honestly, "No one explained, it was Ah Heng who thought so."

"You are a fool, would you think so?" Bai Ruan obviously didn't believe it.

"Ah Heng is not stupid." Chu Heng said, "You are my wife."

For some reason, this fool called Bai Ruan one after another, and his heart was so soft, but it was very useful. He looked at Chu Heng who was carefully and secretly looking at him in front of him, and thought to himself, he really is a fool.

The moon is bright and the stars are thin, in the new house, a fairy and a fool are eating roast chicken, their mouths are full of greasy food, and they are talking words that only the two of them can understand.

After a long time, Chu Heng was sleepy, yawned, and said, "Lady, I'm sleepy."

Bai Ruan said, "Go to sleep."

Chu Heng nodded, "Okay." Suddenly thought of something, blinked, and asked, "Lady, shall we return to the bridal chamber?"

These words almost caused Bai Ruan to wave his hand to hit the fool, but after thinking about it, what is the name of a foolish fool, and gently hooked the corners of his lips, "Save the bridal chamber for later, go to sleep now."

Chu Heng agreed, and happily dragged Bai Ruan onto the bed, then took off his clothes and got under the covers to sleep.

Bai Ruan used the trick of deception. Except for Chu Heng, others saw him as the woman who was going to marry Chu Heng.

He also told Chu Heng not to mention to anyone that the man who married him was a male god, otherwise he would leave him.

Chu Heng nodded heavily, keeping it firmly in his heart, he didn't want his wife to leave him, he wanted to be with her forever.

But Bai Ruan just thought that he had a lot of predestined relationship with this fool. The fate of this fool was not very good. On the day of his marriage, the bride suddenly fell ill and died suddenly. Not long after he was playing by the pool, he accidentally fell into the water and drowned. A fool's short twenty years.

Regarding the fate of mortals, as a god, you can't intervene, but this person is a fool, and Bai Ruan can't ignore it.

What he thought was, just help his fool live his life in peace, and when he is old and enters the loess safely, it's time to leave by himself.

It's just that sometimes things often don't forget the way I think, and even go beyond what I expected.

After staying with the idiot for a long time, Bai Ruan found out more and more that he loves to look at the idiot, just like the idiot always loves to stare at himself.

Occasionally, when flying to the Nine Heavens, it was only a few breaths before Bai Ruan missed the idiot who was waiting for him on the ground.Think hard.

Bai Ruan is also ignorant of liking this kind of thing, but he is sure that this fool is his sweetheart.

Therefore, Bai Ruan called Chu Heng his wife and happily accepted it.

"Fool, call the lady a few more times to listen to me." Bai Ruan sat by the bed, with a smile on her pretty face.

"My lady, my lady, my lady..." Chu Heng yelled, with a silly yet pretty smile on his face.

And the sound of the lady's soft knock on Bai Ruan's heart made him smile even more.

Suddenly, Chu Heng stopped, looked at him with burning eyes, and asked, "Shouldn't the lady also call Ah Heng a gentleman?"

The smile on Bai Ruan's face faltered when he said this, and then he put on a straight face and said, "You idiot, it's getting late, go to sleep."

Chu Heng refused, and lost his temper, and said confidently, "You are my wife, so I am your husband-in-law, so you should call me."

These words made Bai Ruan choke, and for a moment he wondered if the fool had become smarter.

Chu Heng was still insisting, "My lady should call me husband, she should call me..."

Bai Ruan couldn't help scolding lightly, "It's too late to go to bed!" Then he said, "If you don't sleep, I will sleep." With a snort, he got into bed and turned away from looking at the idiot.

When Chu Heng heard this, he stopped and went to bed obediently, climbed into the bed, hugged Bai Ruan, and held him tightly in his arms, "Don't be angry, my lady, I won't make you angry in the future."

Bai Ruan couldn't help but smiled again when he told him, and hugged the silly fool back, and when he was about to fall asleep, he called out, "Mr.

Chu Heng suddenly opened his eyes, froze for a moment, then grinned.

The way they get along together is very simple, but it is full of happiness.

When Master Chu and Mrs. Chu had an accident, it was the fifth year that Bai Ruan was married to Chu Heng.

Without warning, the husband and wife both passed away.

Bai Ruan's complexion was gloomy, he thought over and over again, and flew to Jiuchongtian to ask his father, but Bai Hexuan didn't answer a word, he just said, "When that fool also passes away, you come back to Jiuchongtian honestly! Then go down to earth in private!"

Bai Ruan remained silent, and he didn't ask any more questions. Right now, being with his idiot is the most important thing.

Chu Heng sat on the bluestone slab, obediently waiting for Bai Ruan, he had been sitting for a whole day, the lady said she would come back before dark, he thought so stupidly, the parents are gone, so is the lady going to leave too? my mother?

Thinking of this possibility, Chu Heng became frightened.

He looked up at the western sky, the sun had already set, and only half of it was left.

Chu Heng stood up and ran to the house, took out a chair, stood on it and stretched his neck to look at the sky in the west.

The sun was getting lower and lower, he frowned, thought for a while, got off the chair, climbed up to the roof, and continued to stretch his neck to look west.

"Don't let the sun go so fast, my wife hasn't come back yet." He said sullenly.

In the western sky, there is only a smear of red glow left, and it seems to be disappearing.

"Fool."

Bai Ruan called Chu Heng dumbfounded, and then looked under the roof.

"My lady." He waved happily at Bai Ruan, and almost slipped and fell off the roof.

Bai Ruan flew to his side, supported him, and blamed him a little bit, "What are you doing climbing on this roof?" He was just afraid that this fool would fall off.

Looking at his face, Chu Heng said honestly, "The lady said she would come back before dark, but the sun was going too fast, so Ah Heng had to climb up to a high place..." He said, grabbing Bai Ruan's hand, "My lady, don't Leave Ah Heng."

Seeing his expression, and hearing this again, Bai Ruan paused for a moment, and then said, "Well, I won't leave you." After he finished speaking, he kissed the idiot in front of him, took him out of the Chu Mansion, and went to A deep mountain dwells.

There, he spent the rest of his life alone with this fool.

The fool felt that he was becoming more and more different from the lady, his face gradually became wrinkled, white hair appeared on the top of his hair, and his body also felt different from before.

He sat in front of the bronze mirror, staring closely at himself in the mirror, the more he looked at it, the more unhappy he became.

Ugly, Ah Heng has become ugly.Thinking of this, he became sad and even cried.

Bai Ruan rarely saw Chu Heng cry, except when Chu Heng cried when the two elders of the Chu family passed away, he hadn't seen this fool cry so sadly for a long time.

A white-haired old man was howling and crying, which really made him feel helpless, but it was also extremely distressing.

Bai Ruan looked at him quietly, although he didn't speak, he couldn't help feeling sad in his heart.

For he knows that the days of fools are numbered.

Suddenly I want to cry, especially knowing that the fool is going to leave me, but I can't keep him by my side forever, even if I am an immortal, I can only watch helplessly, for a while, Bai Ruan is very desperate.

Bai Ruan stepped forward, caressed Chu Heng's face, and stared at him bewilderedly, he said, "My lady likes Ah Heng, whether it's from the past or the present."

After he finished speaking, he lowered his eyes, and there seemed to be water flashing in his eyes.

In the winter afternoon, Bai Ruan woke up after a nap, and reached out to touch Chu Heng who was sleeping beside him.

Then he was stunned, and then, as if a piece of his heart had been forcibly taken away by someone, the pain was so extreme that he couldn't help crying out loud.