you poked my tail
Chapter 78
Chu Heng's heart thumped, his brows frowned slightly, and his eyes stopped on Bai Ruan's face. He was looking forward to the brilliance of Bai Ruan, and his gestures were all coquettish. He felt that it was too unreal.
"Ruaner." Bai Hexuan walked over, "What are you doing by the pool again?"
"Fishing people." Bai Ruan smiled lightly, his gaze shifted from the pool to Bai Hexuan, "What does father want from me?"
"What are you talking about?" Bai Hexuan asked without answering, with a calm face.
The white and beautiful black eyes rolled around, understood, and then laughed.
This smile caused Bai Hexuan to stare immediately, and said angrily, "You're still laughing!"
Bai Ruan still smiled and smiled.
Bai Hexuan stood with his hands behind his back, and said solemnly, "You know that he is the prince of the Dragon King. In the future, he will rule over all water realms. Even the emperor will give the Dragon King a little bit. You actually broke one of the prince's horns!"
"Whoever let him dare to tease this fox and cut off his lifeblood is already a blessing from heaven." Bai Ruan said slowly, "Father, you taught me this. If someone bullies you, hit him back."
Bai Hexuan was so choked that he had nothing to say.
Bai Ruan smiled again, stretched his waist, and said lazily, "If father has nothing else to do, the child is going to bed." Then he turned and left.
Seeing Bai Ruan walking away, Bai Hexuan opened his mouth, but he could only shake his head and sigh.
So naughty, it's a headache.
At night, the moon hangs in the sky.
Bai Ruan sat on the swing, quietly looking at the bright moon not far away, looking extremely lazy.
The little fool is getting married.However, the bride's life was not long.
It seems that the saying that stupid people have stupid blessings is not true.
Bai Ruan sighed softly, pity is pity, what does that fool's joy, anger, sorrow, joy, separation and reunion have anything to do with him?
What's more, he is also a bunch of troubles now.
The same sex of their immortal clan can talk about marriage. It is not uncommon for a man to marry a man, and it is not unusual for a man to marry a man.
The fairy foxes left by their fairy fox clan are rare and pitiful, and it is quite difficult to survive in this heaven. His father, for some reason, insisted on marrying Tianjun's son.
Bai Ruan is really going to turn his eyes to Jiuchongtian, it's really funny, his ideal person is not like Tianjun's son.
But...
For some reason, the appearance of that fool appeared in my mind.
Pausing for a moment, Bai Ruan frowned, completely puzzled, how could he think of that stupid fool?
Still, a fool is a fool, but a handsome fool.
Bai Ruan raised his eyebrows lightly, and suddenly wanted to tease that fool.
Thinking of this, he swayed the swing lightly, swaying, and went to that fool's dream.
"Immortal?" Chu Heng stared wide-eyed, looking at the man who suddenly appeared in front of him in disbelief.
"How do you know I'm a fairy?" Bai Ruan said, with a clear voice and a smile.
Chu Heng laughed, he just knew it, but he didn't speak, just looked at Bai Ruan deeply, carefully, with admiration in his eyes.
After a long time, he said, "You are so pretty."
Bai Ruan was stunned for a moment, then immediately smiled, her beautiful eyes flowed, so charming.
Chu Heng stared blankly, staring at Bai Ruan with burning eyes.
That's probably the case with Yixiao Baimei.
For some reason, Bai Ruan's heart skipped a beat when the fool in front of him stared at him so directly.
After calming down a little, Bai Ruan asked, "Can I sit?"
Chu Heng nodded his head, moved a chair and put it next to his buttocks, and put a soft cushion on it.
Bai Ruan smiled, accepted the fool's kindness, sat on the soft chair, looked around the room, looked at the smiling fool in front of him, and asked, "Little fool, how about I often come to play with you in the future? "
Hearing this, Chu Heng nodded heavily again.
Bai Ruan smiled, "You can only nod, but you can't talk?"
Although Chu Heng was a little mentally handicapped, he still had no problem communicating with others. He pursed his lips, opened his mouth, and popped out the word "will" for a long time.
Bai Ruan gradually suppressed her smile, brushed her hair lightly, her dark and beautiful eyes fixedly looked at Chu Heng who was in a daze in front of her, and asked with a half-smile, "Do you like me?"
As soon as these words came out, Chu Heng blushed, lowered his eyes, hesitated for a long time, and popped out another word, "Yes".
Hearing this, Bai Ruan was not only not happy, but instead grimaced, snorted, and said, "Slick tongue!" Then he said, "I thought you were different from other human beings, but I didn't expect you to be like them. It's just the first time for you and me. See, you actually said you liked me?"
Chu Heng was already clumsy and stupid, and after hearing this, he was even more clumsy and speechless. He hesitated for a long time, and was about to cry, but he didn't say anything.
Seeing his impatient appearance, Bai Ruan softened his heart a little, curled his lips, "Speak slowly, don't worry, I'll listen."
Chu Heng pondered over and over what to say, but Bai Ruan couldn't help but laugh when he frowned in thought.
"If you can't say it, then don't say it..."
"Say!" Chu Heng's handsome face flushed, and he hesitated, "You, you are, Chi Zi... Immortal, Ah Heng knows."
"Oh? You know?" Bai Ruan's smile gradually faded, and he looked suspicious, "How did you know?" He said again, "You are just a little fool with a mortal body."
"Ah, Ah Heng just knows..." There was a hint of lack of confidence in these words, after saying this, Chu Heng lowered his head and remained silent.
Bai Ruan didn't say anything, he lowered his eyes, thinking about something, after a while, he raised his head, smiled slyly, and said softly, "You are right, I am the fairy in that pond who often teases you."
After speaking, Chu Heng suddenly raised his head, and then a beautiful smile appeared on his face, suddenly he thought of something, turned around and went to the bed, took out some pastries from under the pillow and handed them to Bai Ruan.
Staring at the crushed pastry in his hand, Bai Ruan cut it with disgust, and squinted his mouth, "Are you willing to give this kind of thing to the gods?"
Chu Heng was taken aback by what he said, and then took the pastry back in frustration.
"Who asked you to take it away?" Bai Ruan said, "I said I wouldn't eat it again." After speaking, he took a piece and ate it, humming, "It tastes good."
After receiving the compliment, Chu Heng smiled naively, his mood instantly improved, and he climbed up on the bed and took a few yuan to give it all to Bai Ruan.
Bai Ruan snorted softly, thinking that this fool is really cute and silly.
After eating a few pieces of cakes, drinking another cup of tea, and teasing Chu Heng for a while, Bai Ruan saw that it was getting late and it was time to return to Jiuchongtian, so he said, "I should go."
"Don't, don't go..." Chu Heng stopped him excitedly.
Bai Ruan looked at him, pursed his lips and smiled, and looked at Chu Heng with great interest.
Chu Heng hurriedly let go of him, blinked, looked at him, and said hesitantly, "God, are you still here?"
Bai Ruan raised his eyebrows, and with a smile on his lips, he asked, "You really want me to come?"
Chu Heng nodded.
Bai Ruan approached him and said with a smile, "I won't come, you idiot is too boring, you can't say a few words in one night, it's boring."
Chu Heng was stunned, followed by twelve points of disappointment.
Seeing him like this, Bai Ruan raised his eyebrows slightly, and laughed, "I'm lying to you, we'll see you tomorrow night." After saying that, he disappeared.
The next day, as soon as the sun went down, Chu Heng climbed into bed and slept, and did not allow anyone to disturb him.
Mrs. Chu asked Master Chu with a confused face, "Master, why did Heng'er go to bed so early today?"
Master Chu also looked puzzled, "I'm wondering too."
Tonight Chu Heng prepared a more delicate pastry, carefully placed it on the side of the pillow to prevent it from being crushed, and when Bai Ruan came, he handed it to Bai Ruan as if busy and courteous.
Bai Ruan was disgusted while eating, but the corner of his mouth was filled with a beautiful smile unconsciously.
"Ben Xian loves chicken."
It was an unintentional remark, but Chu Heng remembered that he always prepared a chicken before going to bed.
Chu Heng obediently tore the chicken leg for Bai Ruan, served tea and water for Bai Ruan, and then looked at him silently.
After living so long, as a fool who lacks a mind, Chu Heng has no pursuits. When he meets Bai Ruan, Chu Heng has hope. meet.
"Ah Heng, I won't come again after today." Bai Ruan lay lazily on the soft couch, eating the chicken feet that Chu Heng prepared for him, winkingly, looking at Chu Heng, observing his behavior look.
After hearing this, Chu Heng's face froze instantly, he frowned, and looked at him questioningly.
"You will marry a wife tomorrow, and you will have a wife in the future. I will definitely not be able to come again." When Bai Ruan said this, there was a smile on his lips, with a hint of teasing in it.
Chu Heng sullenly said nothing.
Seeing that he didn't speak, Bai Ruan straightened up, sat upright, and gradually withdrew the smile on his face, "Why? Are you unhappy?"
Chu Heng nodded.
Bai Ruan stared, "It's me who should be upset. But you want to marry a lady, not me." She pursed her mouth, also looking unhappy.
After a while, Chu Heng took a step forward, looked at him, and said very seriously, "Ah Ruan is Ah Heng's wife." It was the first time that he spoke so smoothly.
As soon as these words came out, Bai Ruan's heart trembled suddenly. Looking at him, he moved closer to him, raised his eyebrows slightly, and curled his lips, "What did you say?"
Chu Heng thought for a while, then repeated, "Ah Ruan is Ah Heng's wife."
Bai Ruan asked, "Are you going to marry me?"
Chu Heng nodded heavily, "Ah Heng wants to marry Ah Ruan."
Bai Ruan stared intently at the fool in front of him who said this, pursed his lips, his chest heaved, and a smile appeared in his eyes, "Okay."
Hearing this, Chu Heng's eyes widened in disbelief, and then hugged Bai Ruan and kissed him happily.
Bai Ruan was taken aback by this kiss, and then laughed.
Beating gongs, drums, and blowing the suona, the wedding party walked from the north to the south of the city.
The bright red sedan chair, the crackling red firecrackers, the bright red words of happiness, the bright red wedding clothes of the bride and groom...
Everyone in the Chu family was filled with happiness.
The first bow to the heaven and the earth, the second bow to the high hall, the husband and wife bow to each other, and they are sent to the bridal chamber...
On the first day, Chu Heng was carefully explained to him by his family members, fearing that he would make a foolish mistake, and the house would be full of guests, making a big joke.
Who would have thought that, apart from being nervous, Chu Heng didn't make any foolishness or mistakes.
Holding the bride's hand, he walked all the way to the bridal chamber, uncovered the red hijab, revealing a white and celestial face, Chu Heng couldn't help but tremble, and after a while, he laughed contentedly.
Looking at the rather handsome bridegroom officer with delicate features and eyes, although the smile was a little silly, it was gentle and good-looking, which made him unable to move his eyes away.
"Heng, is Ah Ruan good-looking?" Bai Ruan asked.
Chu Heng nodded.
"You're pretty too." Bai Ruan asked again, "Do you know anything about the bridal chamber?" She raised her eyebrows lightly, but there was a smirk on her lips.
"Ruaner." Bai Hexuan walked over, "What are you doing by the pool again?"
"Fishing people." Bai Ruan smiled lightly, his gaze shifted from the pool to Bai Hexuan, "What does father want from me?"
"What are you talking about?" Bai Hexuan asked without answering, with a calm face.
The white and beautiful black eyes rolled around, understood, and then laughed.
This smile caused Bai Hexuan to stare immediately, and said angrily, "You're still laughing!"
Bai Ruan still smiled and smiled.
Bai Hexuan stood with his hands behind his back, and said solemnly, "You know that he is the prince of the Dragon King. In the future, he will rule over all water realms. Even the emperor will give the Dragon King a little bit. You actually broke one of the prince's horns!"
"Whoever let him dare to tease this fox and cut off his lifeblood is already a blessing from heaven." Bai Ruan said slowly, "Father, you taught me this. If someone bullies you, hit him back."
Bai Hexuan was so choked that he had nothing to say.
Bai Ruan smiled again, stretched his waist, and said lazily, "If father has nothing else to do, the child is going to bed." Then he turned and left.
Seeing Bai Ruan walking away, Bai Hexuan opened his mouth, but he could only shake his head and sigh.
So naughty, it's a headache.
At night, the moon hangs in the sky.
Bai Ruan sat on the swing, quietly looking at the bright moon not far away, looking extremely lazy.
The little fool is getting married.However, the bride's life was not long.
It seems that the saying that stupid people have stupid blessings is not true.
Bai Ruan sighed softly, pity is pity, what does that fool's joy, anger, sorrow, joy, separation and reunion have anything to do with him?
What's more, he is also a bunch of troubles now.
The same sex of their immortal clan can talk about marriage. It is not uncommon for a man to marry a man, and it is not unusual for a man to marry a man.
The fairy foxes left by their fairy fox clan are rare and pitiful, and it is quite difficult to survive in this heaven. His father, for some reason, insisted on marrying Tianjun's son.
Bai Ruan is really going to turn his eyes to Jiuchongtian, it's really funny, his ideal person is not like Tianjun's son.
But...
For some reason, the appearance of that fool appeared in my mind.
Pausing for a moment, Bai Ruan frowned, completely puzzled, how could he think of that stupid fool?
Still, a fool is a fool, but a handsome fool.
Bai Ruan raised his eyebrows lightly, and suddenly wanted to tease that fool.
Thinking of this, he swayed the swing lightly, swaying, and went to that fool's dream.
"Immortal?" Chu Heng stared wide-eyed, looking at the man who suddenly appeared in front of him in disbelief.
"How do you know I'm a fairy?" Bai Ruan said, with a clear voice and a smile.
Chu Heng laughed, he just knew it, but he didn't speak, just looked at Bai Ruan deeply, carefully, with admiration in his eyes.
After a long time, he said, "You are so pretty."
Bai Ruan was stunned for a moment, then immediately smiled, her beautiful eyes flowed, so charming.
Chu Heng stared blankly, staring at Bai Ruan with burning eyes.
That's probably the case with Yixiao Baimei.
For some reason, Bai Ruan's heart skipped a beat when the fool in front of him stared at him so directly.
After calming down a little, Bai Ruan asked, "Can I sit?"
Chu Heng nodded his head, moved a chair and put it next to his buttocks, and put a soft cushion on it.
Bai Ruan smiled, accepted the fool's kindness, sat on the soft chair, looked around the room, looked at the smiling fool in front of him, and asked, "Little fool, how about I often come to play with you in the future? "
Hearing this, Chu Heng nodded heavily again.
Bai Ruan smiled, "You can only nod, but you can't talk?"
Although Chu Heng was a little mentally handicapped, he still had no problem communicating with others. He pursed his lips, opened his mouth, and popped out the word "will" for a long time.
Bai Ruan gradually suppressed her smile, brushed her hair lightly, her dark and beautiful eyes fixedly looked at Chu Heng who was in a daze in front of her, and asked with a half-smile, "Do you like me?"
As soon as these words came out, Chu Heng blushed, lowered his eyes, hesitated for a long time, and popped out another word, "Yes".
Hearing this, Bai Ruan was not only not happy, but instead grimaced, snorted, and said, "Slick tongue!" Then he said, "I thought you were different from other human beings, but I didn't expect you to be like them. It's just the first time for you and me. See, you actually said you liked me?"
Chu Heng was already clumsy and stupid, and after hearing this, he was even more clumsy and speechless. He hesitated for a long time, and was about to cry, but he didn't say anything.
Seeing his impatient appearance, Bai Ruan softened his heart a little, curled his lips, "Speak slowly, don't worry, I'll listen."
Chu Heng pondered over and over what to say, but Bai Ruan couldn't help but laugh when he frowned in thought.
"If you can't say it, then don't say it..."
"Say!" Chu Heng's handsome face flushed, and he hesitated, "You, you are, Chi Zi... Immortal, Ah Heng knows."
"Oh? You know?" Bai Ruan's smile gradually faded, and he looked suspicious, "How did you know?" He said again, "You are just a little fool with a mortal body."
"Ah, Ah Heng just knows..." There was a hint of lack of confidence in these words, after saying this, Chu Heng lowered his head and remained silent.
Bai Ruan didn't say anything, he lowered his eyes, thinking about something, after a while, he raised his head, smiled slyly, and said softly, "You are right, I am the fairy in that pond who often teases you."
After speaking, Chu Heng suddenly raised his head, and then a beautiful smile appeared on his face, suddenly he thought of something, turned around and went to the bed, took out some pastries from under the pillow and handed them to Bai Ruan.
Staring at the crushed pastry in his hand, Bai Ruan cut it with disgust, and squinted his mouth, "Are you willing to give this kind of thing to the gods?"
Chu Heng was taken aback by what he said, and then took the pastry back in frustration.
"Who asked you to take it away?" Bai Ruan said, "I said I wouldn't eat it again." After speaking, he took a piece and ate it, humming, "It tastes good."
After receiving the compliment, Chu Heng smiled naively, his mood instantly improved, and he climbed up on the bed and took a few yuan to give it all to Bai Ruan.
Bai Ruan snorted softly, thinking that this fool is really cute and silly.
After eating a few pieces of cakes, drinking another cup of tea, and teasing Chu Heng for a while, Bai Ruan saw that it was getting late and it was time to return to Jiuchongtian, so he said, "I should go."
"Don't, don't go..." Chu Heng stopped him excitedly.
Bai Ruan looked at him, pursed his lips and smiled, and looked at Chu Heng with great interest.
Chu Heng hurriedly let go of him, blinked, looked at him, and said hesitantly, "God, are you still here?"
Bai Ruan raised his eyebrows, and with a smile on his lips, he asked, "You really want me to come?"
Chu Heng nodded.
Bai Ruan approached him and said with a smile, "I won't come, you idiot is too boring, you can't say a few words in one night, it's boring."
Chu Heng was stunned, followed by twelve points of disappointment.
Seeing him like this, Bai Ruan raised his eyebrows slightly, and laughed, "I'm lying to you, we'll see you tomorrow night." After saying that, he disappeared.
The next day, as soon as the sun went down, Chu Heng climbed into bed and slept, and did not allow anyone to disturb him.
Mrs. Chu asked Master Chu with a confused face, "Master, why did Heng'er go to bed so early today?"
Master Chu also looked puzzled, "I'm wondering too."
Tonight Chu Heng prepared a more delicate pastry, carefully placed it on the side of the pillow to prevent it from being crushed, and when Bai Ruan came, he handed it to Bai Ruan as if busy and courteous.
Bai Ruan was disgusted while eating, but the corner of his mouth was filled with a beautiful smile unconsciously.
"Ben Xian loves chicken."
It was an unintentional remark, but Chu Heng remembered that he always prepared a chicken before going to bed.
Chu Heng obediently tore the chicken leg for Bai Ruan, served tea and water for Bai Ruan, and then looked at him silently.
After living so long, as a fool who lacks a mind, Chu Heng has no pursuits. When he meets Bai Ruan, Chu Heng has hope. meet.
"Ah Heng, I won't come again after today." Bai Ruan lay lazily on the soft couch, eating the chicken feet that Chu Heng prepared for him, winkingly, looking at Chu Heng, observing his behavior look.
After hearing this, Chu Heng's face froze instantly, he frowned, and looked at him questioningly.
"You will marry a wife tomorrow, and you will have a wife in the future. I will definitely not be able to come again." When Bai Ruan said this, there was a smile on his lips, with a hint of teasing in it.
Chu Heng sullenly said nothing.
Seeing that he didn't speak, Bai Ruan straightened up, sat upright, and gradually withdrew the smile on his face, "Why? Are you unhappy?"
Chu Heng nodded.
Bai Ruan stared, "It's me who should be upset. But you want to marry a lady, not me." She pursed her mouth, also looking unhappy.
After a while, Chu Heng took a step forward, looked at him, and said very seriously, "Ah Ruan is Ah Heng's wife." It was the first time that he spoke so smoothly.
As soon as these words came out, Bai Ruan's heart trembled suddenly. Looking at him, he moved closer to him, raised his eyebrows slightly, and curled his lips, "What did you say?"
Chu Heng thought for a while, then repeated, "Ah Ruan is Ah Heng's wife."
Bai Ruan asked, "Are you going to marry me?"
Chu Heng nodded heavily, "Ah Heng wants to marry Ah Ruan."
Bai Ruan stared intently at the fool in front of him who said this, pursed his lips, his chest heaved, and a smile appeared in his eyes, "Okay."
Hearing this, Chu Heng's eyes widened in disbelief, and then hugged Bai Ruan and kissed him happily.
Bai Ruan was taken aback by this kiss, and then laughed.
Beating gongs, drums, and blowing the suona, the wedding party walked from the north to the south of the city.
The bright red sedan chair, the crackling red firecrackers, the bright red words of happiness, the bright red wedding clothes of the bride and groom...
Everyone in the Chu family was filled with happiness.
The first bow to the heaven and the earth, the second bow to the high hall, the husband and wife bow to each other, and they are sent to the bridal chamber...
On the first day, Chu Heng was carefully explained to him by his family members, fearing that he would make a foolish mistake, and the house would be full of guests, making a big joke.
Who would have thought that, apart from being nervous, Chu Heng didn't make any foolishness or mistakes.
Holding the bride's hand, he walked all the way to the bridal chamber, uncovered the red hijab, revealing a white and celestial face, Chu Heng couldn't help but tremble, and after a while, he laughed contentedly.
Looking at the rather handsome bridegroom officer with delicate features and eyes, although the smile was a little silly, it was gentle and good-looking, which made him unable to move his eyes away.
"Heng, is Ah Ruan good-looking?" Bai Ruan asked.
Chu Heng nodded.
"You're pretty too." Bai Ruan asked again, "Do you know anything about the bridal chamber?" She raised her eyebrows lightly, but there was a smirk on her lips.
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