you poked my tail

"Fat chicken, fat chicken, it's delicious, it's delicious, I want to eat one..."

Bai Ruan hugged the roast pheasant made by Shi Wan, eating it with great joy, as satisfied as he wanted.

The little tit also hummed along contentedly, and the little beak pecked very vigorously.

"A Shi, your roasted pheasant is so delicious." Bai Ruan was full of praise, thinking in his heart that he would bring it back to his family, Ah Heng, to taste. With this in mind, he wrapped the best piece of chicken leg in oiled paper, carefully put it in his pocket.

With a slight smile on his face, Shi Li said, "Thank you, Ah Ruan, for your compliment." Pointing to the one still roasting on the fire, "Bring this one to the prince, eat up the one in your hand."

When Bai Ruan heard it, his eyes were filled with gratitude, and he smiled crisply, "A Shi, you are so kind."

Shi Li smiled and shook his head, "You are the one who treats me well first, I just repay you with kindness." After a slight pause, he looked at the quilts on the wooden bed and the charcoal delivered today, and couldn't help but say: , "If you hadn't sent these things, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to survive the coming winter in this deep mountain and wild forest."

Bai Ruan didn't realize what he had done, he waved his hand, and said indifferently, "Ah Shi, those I brought are all from Ah Heng's house, if you want to thank, you can thank my wife." After eating a mouthful of chicken, he blinked his round eyes, "Besides, Ah Ruan came here mostly to find something to eat. Ah Ruan understands that there is no free lunch in this world, so I have to bring something."

Shi Li was amused to hear it, picked fire, didn't talk to him, it was acquiesced.

The little tit had a small appetite and a round belly, so it flapped its wings and flew down on the soft quilt to sleep.

Bai Ruan ate the chicken in his hand, wiped his mouth, and burped again, feeling quite full. Naturally, he felt sleepy when he was full. He yawned lightly, and leaned behind him On the weeds, looking lazily at Shi Hou, he asked, "Ah Cheng is not here, are you afraid of being alone?"

Shi Hao laughed, because he really didn't know how to write the word "fear"; he shook his head lightly, and replied, "Don't be afraid, I'm used to being alone."

His white and long eyelashes fluttered twice, and he said "oh" incomprehensibly.

Shi Lian took the roasted pheasant off the fire and put it aside.

Bai Ruan turned his eyes to the delicious roast chicken, sniffed it, and the corner of his mouth was drooling, he sucked it hastily, he can't be so greedy, this is for the wife, he warned himself in his heart.

After licking his lips, Mao'er rolled his eyes and asked, "A Shi, did you catch all these pheasants in Qinglian Mountain?"

"Of course, there are a lot of things to eat in this mountain, but I can't go hungry, and Baicheng has set up a barrier, and there are no monsters that can hurt me." Shi Hao said, sighing, "God treats me well. .”

Bai Ruan followed his words and looked up at the sky, ouch, "The sun is going down soon, no, Ah Ruan has to go, otherwise the lady wants Ah Ruan to think about it." He said proudly, "You I don't know how much Ah Heng can't do without Ah Ruan..."

A small mouth spoke in a sweet voice, seeming to be amused.

Shi Li wrapped the whole roasted pheasant and handed it to Bai Ruan.

Bai Ruan had round eyes, took it with both hands, and said very politely, "A Shi, you are so kind, in the future, Ah Ruan will take you back to play at home."

Shi Li smiled, but remained silent.

Bai Ruan held the grilled chicken, and then the sleeping little tit, happily returning home with spells.

Because I was greedy for the leek boxes sold on the street, I left them on the corner of the street where there was no one, and then I went to buy leek boxes.

The little tit woke up and squatted on his shoulder watching the people coming and going on the street. Bai Ruan walked while eating. Now he can find the way back home, so he is not afraid. He walked to the gate of the palace.

However, he was so frightened by a beggar who suddenly ran over that he almost dropped the grilled chicken and leek box in his hand to the ground. He hugged him tightly and held him in his arms, staring blankly at the beggar in front of him.

"Xiao Junsheng, give me a stutter." The old beggar stretched out his hand.

Bai Ruan's round eyes were even more round in fright, he hesitated, looked at the things in his arms, gave him the uneaten leek box, and said softly, "This chicken is for my wife , if you don’t mind, you can eat the leek box.”

"But I want to eat the chicken in your hand." The old beggar stared at the roast chicken in Bai Ruan's arms with bright eyes.

Bai Ruan immediately took a step back, pursed his lips, and frowned, this was reserved for the lady, but he hesitated seeing the pitiful look of the old beggar.

"Old beggar, I haven't eaten meat for a long time." The old beggar said pitifully, staring longingly at the oily paper bag that smelled like meat.

"Ah Ruan, don't you have a chicken leg in your pocket?" the little tit said.

When Bai Ruan heard this, he immediately remembered, and hurriedly took out the chicken drumsticks wrapped in oiled paper in his pocket, "I can only give you this, because this whole chicken is for my wife."

He said and handed the chicken leg to the old beggar.

But the old beggar didn't accept it, but wanted the whole chicken in Bairuan's hand, and Bairuan made him cry.

The guard at the gate of the Wangfu came over, saluted Bai Ruan, and then wanted to drive out the old beggar who was shameless.

The old beggar was quite a rascal, and said loudly, "Come here, people from Prince Jing's mansion beat you, ouch, pity me, old beggar, helpless, hungry and full, even if I want to eat a chicken I can't eat it."

Bai Ruan was stunned for a moment, looked at him one more time, felt a little bit reluctant, but still gave the whole chicken in his arms to the old beggar, turned around and entered the palace.

The old beggar holding the whole chicken smiled quite satisfied, and then disappeared in a blink of an eye.

Bai Ruan went all the way to Lingyan Pavilion, entered the door, put things on the red sandalwood table, lay down on the soft couch and wiped away tears.

Feeling depressed, it was originally reserved for his wife, but an old beggar appeared out of nowhere, and said so pitifully, Ah Ruan himself had such a life of starvation, so he knew the stomach The taste of not being full.

But in this way, the lady will not be able to eat such a delicious whole chicken. Fortunately, there is still a chicken leg, otherwise, she would really faint from crying.

Bai Ruan wiped away her tears, got up, leaned on the small table, looked at the leftover chicken leg, then looked at the still warm leek box, picked up the leek box, and sat quietly on the soft couch eat up.

"Ah Ruan, are you not crying anymore?" Little Tit asked concerned while standing on the table.

"Well, stop crying."

The little tit was relieved, maybe a little tired, so it leaned on the oiled paper bag.

Chu Heng walked in, and he smelled leeks when he entered the door. He doesn't like leeks, but his little elf loves them, so he naturally wants to indulge them.

"Ah Heng." Seeing him coming, Bai Ruan showed her grievance, her long upper and lower eyelashes were still moist.

Chu Heng touched his head, and asked softly, "What's the matter?" In fact, the guard at the gate had already explained the matter to him, and he only felt that his little elf was too kind, even if he didn't eat the roast chicken , as if eating.

"Ah Ruan was wronged, but Ah Ruan didn't say anything." Bai Ruan said softly.

Chu Heng smiled lowly, sat down, hugged him between his legs, looked at the chicken leg on the small table, "Isn't there a piece of chicken leg here?" glanced at the plump little tit sleeping on it, jokingly He said, "If one chicken leg is not enough to eat, then there is another one. Just throw it in the oven and roast it. The taste is not worse than that of the pheasant."

The white and round eyes looked at the little tit, "Ah Heng wants to roast a sparrow?"

Little tit: "..." stood up, shook its wings, and flew away to its nest with its tail between its legs full of sorrow.

The little light bulb left, Chu Heng hugged Bai Ruan tightly, and kissed him, "My king doesn't like to eat birds."

Bai Ruan understood that it was a joke just now, and pouted, "Ah Heng is really bad, Ah Ruan is really worried that you won't be able to eat enough of a chicken leg."

Chu Heng kissed him again, making his white and soft face blushed, as if he had eaten candied dates in his heart, but he still pretended to have a fierce look on his face, "Ah Heng kisses him again, and I will bite you."

Chu Heng kissed him twice again, and then burst out laughing, causing Bai Ruan to be ashamed, angry and dumbfounded, looking at Chu Heng with cat eyes.

It can be seen that Chu Heng is in a good mood today, Bai Ruan likes to see him smile, so he also laughs foolishly.

It was getting dark outside, and Bai Ruan wanted to eat wontons, so Chu Heng ordered someone to make wontons.

Sitting between Chu Heng's legs, eating the wonton bite by bite with a spoon, Bai Ruan felt sweet in his heart.

Chu Heng ate the chicken legs brought to him by Bai Ruan, and his heart was even sweeter. After eating the chicken legs, he ate another bowl of wontons, and stared at Bai Ruan to eat.

This is already the third bowl. From this point of view, this little goblin can still eat another bowl.

Chu Heng's heart softened at his cute appearance while eating, and when he looked at his soft hair, he couldn't help but feel bad, and braided him.

Bai Ruanhuluhulu was holding a sea bowl and drinking soup.

After finishing braiding, Chu Heng suppressed a smile, Bai Ruan put down the empty bowl, turned his head, and looked at him with bright eyes.

Chu Heng immediately suppressed his smile and kissed his forehead, "Do you still eat?"

Bai Ruan immediately nodded his head, "Ah Ruan still needs to eat half a bowl."

"it is good."

The servant girl brought another small bowl of wontons and put them on the table, she was taken aback by Bai Ruan with her braids in front of her, then bowed her head and exited the room.

Bai Ruan was even more unclear, so he pursed his lips, picked up the spoon and continued eating wontons.

Chu Heng had another bad idea, and wanted to make another pigtail for Tiantian, but now Bai Ruan was caught, and looked at Chu Heng in a daze, "What is Ah Heng doing?"

Chu Heng shook the little red string in his hand, "I want to tie a pigtail for you."

Bai Ruan shook his head, "Ah Ruan doesn't want it."

As soon as he shook his head, the braid on the top of his head swayed, and when he met his round moist eyes and silly little face, Chu Heng couldn't help laughing, held his little face in his arms, and kissed him fiercely Several mouthfuls.

Bai Ruan groaned, pushed him, turned his face away and continued eating wontons.

But Chu Heng came up out of nowhere, wrapped his arms around Bai Ruan's waist, and then penetrated into Bai Ruan's clothes, stroking his skin.

"Ah Heng is not good, Ah Ruan is eating." Bai Ruan's face darkened, and she turned to stare at him.

How could Chu Heng be afraid of this little monster? He gently twirled a small red bean on Bairuan's chest with his fingers, causing Bairuan's eyes to widen immediately, then his mouth shrank, and he responded to Chu Heng with a soft slap. .

"Oh, you..." Bai Ruanyuan's eyes stared, and he blamed, "Aren't you a fool? Why don't you avoid it?" He stretched out his hand to stroke the place just hit, and asked distressedly, "Ah Heng, Does it hurt?"

Chu Heng grabbed Bai Ruan's soft little hand, "Your strength means you didn't hit it."

Bai Ruan made a smile on his face when he said this, and muttered, "I haven't eaten honey today, why does my lady's mouth look like she has eaten honey?"

His sweet cry of "lady" made Chu Heng feel a little better, and adjusted his sitting posture so that he was facing himself.

Bai Ruan's eyes were round, he was eating wontons, and he was staring at Chu Heng in a daze with the sky braids on his head.

"Does Ah Heng want to kiss or touch Ah Ruan?" He asked bluntly.

"I think so, but you're going to hit me again." Chu Heng said pitifully.

Bai Ruan was taken aback, the lady is for pain, her mind turned to this, she quickly pouted and kissed Chu Heng twice, then pulled his hand and put it on her chest, "Ah Heng can touch it enough, Ah Ruan I won't hit you."

Chu Heng smiled contentedly, and lightly covered Bai Ruan's head with his palm, and patted lightly, "I won't disturb your meal."

"Ah Ruan is full." Bai Ruan wiped his mouth.

The maid waiting at the door brought mouthwash, Chu Heng gave Bai Ruan a sip, then took another sip by himself, rinsed his mouth, and the two went to sit at the desk.

Because every day after dinner, Bai Ruan had to learn how to write, and Chu Heng was responsible for teaching him.

Now he and Chu Heng's names, as well as the names of Baicheng's little tit, are all recognized and can be written, which is something for Bai Ruan to be proud of.

Chu Heng looked at the little goblin who was serious about learning calligraphy, and then at his face smeared with ink, he almost couldn't help laughing, and couldn't help shaking his head secretly, how could he get ink all over his face and hands every time.

Today, I learned the word "love", which has many strokes, and it was a bit difficult for Yu Bairuan to write, but he didn't feel discouraged at all, holding the brush and seriously writing "love" on the paper.

After writing it several times but still not being able to write it, Bai Ruan snorted angrily, pouted and said depressedly, "Why does this word have so many strokes?"

Chu Heng coaxed him, "I'll write after a break. This book is difficult to write. When I was learning it, it took me a lot of geniuses to learn how to write."

Bai Ruan looked at him, "Ah-Heng is so stupid too?" Saying that, she felt relieved, and nodded, "It's just hard to write, Ah-Heng is so stupid, Ah-Ruan also has to be so stupid, this is a natural match."

After he finished speaking, he smiled and shook his head happily.

A couple made for each other, Chu Heng murmured in his heart, this word was given to him yesterday, and he is using it today, he really deserves to be a fox.

-

The afternoon sun was warm, and Chu Duo, who had only slept through half a cup of tea, took a broom and a dustpan and carefully tidied up the inside and outside of the house.

After tidying up, he went to the yard to feed the chickens. While feeding the chickens, Sun Ju hurried forward and reported, "Your Majesty, the Queen Mother has returned and is coming this way."

Chu Duo was throwing Xiaomi's hand for a while, stood up quickly and threw the rice bowl in his arms to Sun Ju, straightened his clothes, adjusted his hair crown, and strode towards the front yard, ready to greet him.

But being blocked by the queen mother at the entrance of the backyard, Chu Duo was taken aback for a moment, and then hurriedly saluted, "My son pays homage to the queen mother."

The queen mother looked at him with a straight face, and then glanced at the chicken coop not far away, her face darkened a little, and she was even more angry. She pressed and pressed, and then said, "Your Majesty, what is this?" doing what?"

"After returning to his mother, my son was just now... watching Sun Ju feed the chickens." Chu Duo knew his mother's temper, so he could only lie first.

"Sun Ju feeding the chicken?" The queen mother looked at him up and down, and asked in displeasure, "Are you feeding the chicken or Sun Ju?"

Staring at Chu Duo with cold eyes, he had no choice but to tell the truth, "After returning to mother, it is Erchen."

The queen mother snorted, her head hurt from anger, and she couldn't suppress her anger any longer. She turned her head and told the palace servant behind her, "Come on, take that chicken coop to Ai's family, and give it to Ai's family together with all the chickens in it." Throw it to a mass grave!"

"Yes!" After receiving the order, several guards stepped forward to kill the chickens and evacuate the chicken coop.

"Who dares?" Chu Duo changed his face, and the atmosphere around him instantly cooled down, and the guards didn't dare to approach the chicken coop for a while.

The queen mother squinted her eyes. She was a mother after all. Seeing her son's face so ugly, she didn't want to get angry with him. She signaled the guards to stand aside, and then softened her voice, but the words she said were still somewhat unpleasant. "The emperor is the lord of the world, he is no longer the son who revolved around Ai's family, he is good at temper, Ai's family understands."

Chu Duo pursed his lips and breathed a sigh of relief, "My mother, my son and son are busy with government affairs every day. It is really monotonous and boring. Raising some chickens in the backyard is just for fun. I hope my mother will not be angry."

"Raising chickens for fun?" The queen mother's anger that had just subsided rushed up again, "There are a bunch of concubines in the harem, but you come here to feed chickens for fun? Are you out of your mind or something? Wrong set?"

Chu Duo frowned, "I'm so busy every day, how can I have time to have fun with those people?"

"You..." The queen mother was so angry that she couldn't speak, she stared at him with her eyes throbbing with anger, endured and endured, and finally couldn't help but raised her hand and slapped Chu Duo, saying, "This The slap is to let you remember that our mother and son have come to this point, others don’t know, but you don’t know? You have been emperor for so long, and you have a lot of concubines, but you don’t even have an heir. What are you thinking all day long? What?"

Chu Duo touched his painful cheek with his tongue, bowed his head and said nothing.

The queen mother said again, "Don't think that the queen mother really doesn't know that there is a vixen in your room!"

Chu Duo was taken aback by what he said, and was about to explain, but the queen mother said displeasedly, "You are the emperor, as long as you like a woman in this world, the Ai family will never object, but, there must always be a first come, first served, let go." Seeing those concubines in the harem who care so much about some wild girl out of thin air without asking, do you want to be mad at your family?"

Chu Duo was even more stunned by these words, his eyes widened in disbelief, "Where did the queen mother hear that?"

"Don't ask the queen mother where she heard about it, Ai's family is here to meet this little goblin today!" The queen mother turned around and walked into the bedroom.

Chu Duo: "..."

Ignoring any doubts, she quickly chased after him and entered the room. The queen mother scanned around, but found no one, hesitated a little, and went straight to the inner room.

"Mother!" Chu Duo hurried to catch up, "Where is there any wild vixen? Mother..."

The Empress Dowager turned a deaf ear to it, and just wanted to see which vixen was so fascinated by her son's that she refused to go to the concubine in the harem at all!

Chu Duo was a little flustered. The queen mother never liked small animals and was allergic to fur. He was worried that seeing the stinky fox, the queen mother ordered someone to throw it out of the palace.

After entering the inner room, I scanned around, but found no one. When I turned my gaze to the bed, I found a fluffy red fox sleeping there.

The queen mother made a small blow, and was thinking of showing a big blow next, but what did the vixen do.

He was stunned for a moment, and then Chu Duo looked at the forward without understanding, his eyes were full of inquiries, "What's going on here?"

Chu Duo sighed softly, invited his mother out of the inner room, and explained the matter in detail. Naturally, the red fox is a demon, and he was going to be killed without mentioning a word.

After listening, the Empress Dowager blinked her eyes, understood in her heart, and said slowly, "So that's the case, it's a misunderstanding by the Ai family."

Chu Duo frowned when he heard the words, he was very puzzled, "Mother, you just came back from Fengyi Mountain Villa to cultivate, where did you hear that there is a vixen hidden in the bedroom of the minister?"

The Empress Dowager just entered the palace and asked the palace attendant about the emperor's recent situation. She said that the palace attendant only mentioned the word "fox", and she became angry, thinking that she was really a vixen who would bring disaster to the country and the people to seduce her son.

After listening, Chu Duo, who has never laughed very much, smiled speechlessly, and the queen mother also laughed, and continued, "Where do you think, this vixen is not that kind of vixen." Sighed, relieved, "It's not that kind of vixen That's good, if you know that the beauty is harming the country, the emperor must put the country and the country as the most important thing."

Chu Duo's smile faded away, and he turned his head slightly to look in the direction of the inner room. For some reason, the appearance of the fox demon in human form appeared in his mind. Although he was a man, he was actually a stunning beauty.

"Emperor..." Seeing that he was absent-minded, the Queen Mother called him, and then asked, "But don't you like any of the concubines and beauties in the harem?"

Chu Duo settled down, "Didn't the queen mother say that the beauty is wronging the country?"

The queen mother snorted softly, "Don't pretend to be stupid with the Ai family." After a slight pause, she said meaningfully, "The daughters of the Xu family, the Li family and the Lu family's fathers are all high-ranking and powerful in the court. The other queen mothers don't care. These three have already become concubines, you will often walk around, no matter how disgusted you are in your heart, you have to pretend to be loving, do you understand?"

Chu Duo didn't have much expression on his face, he just nodded and said perfunctorily, "My son knows."

-

In Prince Jing's Mansion, in Ningxiang Pavilion, Bai Ruan brought a little tit to Mo Jiuli's place to look for food again.

The dumplings I made today are white and soft, so I can eat them happily, my mouth is full, and I can’t bear to waste them all.

Mo Jiuli looked at it amusedly, "Eat slowly, there are plenty."

Bai Ruan wiped his mouth and smiled, "Sister Jiuli, you even make dumplings so delicious, why are you so good at it?"

"I used to learn how to cook." Mo Jiuli said.

Bai Ruan raised his eyebrows, suddenly thought of something, and asked, "If Ah Ruan also learns, can he learn it?"

Mo Jiuli was slightly stunned, then nodded, "Of course I can learn it."

Bai Ruan was overjoyed, "Then, in the future, Ah Ruan will learn how to cook with Sister Jiuli, okay?"

"Okay."

After getting the answer, Bai Ruan smiled and narrowed his eyes, and turned his mind to cook a good dish by himself in the future, and reward his family Ah Heng well.

Bai Ruan blinked his eyes and continued to eat the dumplings.

In the next few days, Bai Ruan ran to Ningxiang Pavilion almost as soon as he saw the sky, Chu Heng went to other places to do business, except for sleeping, Bai Ruan stayed in Ningxiang Pavilion almost all day.

Therefore, when Chu Heng came back from the outside, the servants who served him did not dare to hide anything.

"Run to Ningxiang Pavilion every day?" Chu Heng frowned.

"Go back to the prince, yes, because of the heavy rain for two days, the princess lived there directly."

Chu Heng froze while holding the snacks he bought from Jinjiang, his expression changed, "What did you say?"