you poked my tail

When Chu Heng turned into the back garden, he saw Bai Ruan laying on the ground in the yard digging the soil with both hands. He immediately frowned deeper, strode forward, and hugged Bai Ruan.

Bai Ruan was taken aback for a moment, and then said in surprise, "Heng, you're back."

His face was flushed from exhaustion, his forehead was full of sweat, his whole body was dirty, his normally fair little face was covered with dirt, not to mention his white and soft little hands, even his nails were full of dirt, Chu Heng saw that Distressed, he carried him to the house without saying a word, and did not forget to shout, "Ah Que, don't plan anymore."

Hearing this, the little tit nodded its head and flew into the room fluttering its wings.

Chu Heng ordered his servants to prepare warm water, strip off the white meat, and throw it into the wooden barrel.

When the little tit saw it, it was about to flap its wings and fly into the bathtub, but Chu Heng stopped it quickly, held it in the palm of his hand, and threw it into the small basin filled with warm water on the table.

Bai Ruan looked very surprised, with round eyes and slightly open mouth, she looked at Chu Heng sweetly, clapped her hands, "Ah Heng is great, he can hold a flying bird."

"Don't smile, now is not the time to flatter." Chu Heng stretched out his hands to pinch his soft face, "I'll settle the score with you after taking a shower."

Bai Ruan was in a daze, looking at Chu Heng with round eyes, and said in a low voice, "Settling accounts? Ah Ruan doesn't care about the money, what account will Ah Heng make with me?"

After hearing this, Chu Heng couldn't help but smiled helplessly, so he leaned over and kissed him, and began to clean his nails seriously.

Bai Ruan watched Chu Heng clean his nails seriously without blinking, and called "Aheng" in a soft voice, the corners of his mouth raised unconsciously as he spoke, his eyes were full of love, soft and soft He called out "Ma'am."

Chu Heng was used to him calling his wife, raised his eyebrows slightly, glanced at him, and continued cleaning.

Although Chu Heng never responded, Bai Ruan understood that he was shy, so he never cared.

Chu Heng held his little hand tightly, stared at the nails washing out the dirt, and asked incomprehensibly, "Why do you want to dig a hole?"

"Digging holes to store food for winter." Bai Ruan said it as a matter of course, "It's so cold in winter, the crops in the field are not green, and they don't bear fruit. They need to store food. Otherwise, Ah Heng will follow me. hungry."

The corners of Chu Heng's mouth twitched slightly, and he said unhurriedly, "You just need to wash yourself up every day, and wait obediently under the quilt, so I won't be hungry."

Bai Ruan didn't understand the hidden meaning of these words for a while, sitting in the bathtub, his round eyes looked at Chu Heng like a fool.

"Is Ah Heng stupid? You can't go hungry without eating..." He said softly, "It must be because you are busy with work every day, and you are so busy with these things that you don't know clearly."

Chu Heng smiled slightly, after washing one hand, he took Bai Ruan's other hand and said, "I'm not stupid, just like this can keep Ah Heng from starving."

Bai Ruan was stunned, lying on the edge of the bathtub, his round eyes were full of incomprehensible questions, "Could it be that Ah Heng wants to hibernate?"

Chu Heng shook his head.

"Why is that?" Bai Ruan asked for knowledge.

Chu Heng looked up at him, met his soft eyes, couldn't help laughing, and said, "You will know when the time comes."

Bai Ruan pouted, groaned, and pushed his head towards Chu Heng, "My husband asks his wife, and a lady should answer truthfully, if she doesn't obey, she will be beaten!" He added, "Do you want to be beaten?"

Chu Heng frowned, "Where did you learn this?"

"I went out two days ago and passed by a family, and the husband and wife inside talked like this." Bai Ruan replied truthfully.

Chu Heng gently squeezed his hand, and confessed, "How can you follow the man who beats his wife? You have to learn to distinguish in the future, and you can learn from the bad ones."

Bai Ruan blinked blankly, then nodded, tilted his head to look at Chu Heng, and touched Chu Heng's chest with the other hand, "Ah Heng, I smell the smell of candied haws."

He thought it was him who wanted to do it himself, but after hearing this, Chu Heng paused, and immediately had the urge to squeeze his tail.

Bai Ruan, who showed his tail, shook his tail and moved his ears, "Ah Heng bought candied haws for Ah Ruan, didn't he?"

The tail splashed water and got it on Chu Heng's face, Bai Ruan immediately put the tail away, and asked softly, "Ah Heng is all right?"

As he spoke, he wiped it with his hands, and Chu Heng smiled and patted his white and faded face, and said, "It's okay, you can flick your tail any way you want."

"Then A-Heng's body will be completely wet, but this way, A-Heng can take a bath with A-Ruan." There was a smile on the corner of Bai Ruan's mouth, the little bit of perverted thoughts undoubtedly leaked out.

Chu Heng pinched his face again, took out the candied haws wrapped in oil paper from his arms, and said, "I got the bamboo sticks, and you can eat them one by one, it's more convenient for you."

Bai Ruan's eyes sparkled, his saliva dripped, and he kissed Chu Heng several times contentedly, and hurriedly took one into his mouth, showing a sweet smile.

The soil under the nails was finally washed, Chu Heng continued to wash Bai Ruan's face, Bai Ruan obediently raised his face, shouting a candied haws in his mouth, not daring to chew, he propped up a small ball on one cheek, It's funny and cute to look at.

"Okay, after washing your face, you can eat." Chu Heng said.

Just as Bai Ruan wanted to bite, he was accidentally bumped by Chu Heng's elbow, and the hawthorn in his mouth slipped into his throat, choking him.

Chu Heng was startled, quickly pulled him out of the water, slapped his back, and just now the hawthorn spit out from Bairuan's mouth.

Bai Ruan felt that he was almost choked by a hawthorn and passed out. Thinking that Chu Heng's elbow touched him, he suddenly felt wronged, and it was a big grievance. His face was tense and his eyes were full of tears. , looked at Chu Heng pitifully.

Chu Heng blamed himself and said worriedly, "Open your mouth and let me see."

Although he was stuffy, Bai Ruan still opened his mouth, and Chu Heng took a closer look to make sure that nothing happened, so he was relieved.

Bai Ruan opened his mouth, even more suffocated, he opened his mouth wide and bit Chu Heng's face, but he was reluctant to use any force, and only took a bite gently.

Chu Heng was taken aback, looked down at the little elf who was close at hand, and knew that he was losing his temper, so he cleverly withdrew his face, lowered his head slightly, covered the little ruddy mouth, and sucked kisses on it repeatedly , until Bai Ruan kissed dizzy before letting go.

Bai Ruan's heart was pounding, his face was flushed, his eyelashes fluttered, he groaned, and muttered, "Don't think you kissed me twice, that's just fine." He snorted again, "Ah Ruan is not fooled. "Licked his lips, and said again, "However, since your dear Ah Ruan is so comfortable, let's not blame the chicken for the time being." He said with a smile, "Not only the chicken, but also the duck, the fox is even more innocent." Don't pursue it."

Chu Heng: "..."

Bai Ruan was overjoyed to show his original shape, and the fluffy ball was paddling comfortably in the water, looking at Chu Heng with a smile, "Ah Heng, this way you won't have to wash so hard."

After listening, Chu Heng couldn't help sighing in his heart, this little fox demon who needs to be cleaned up!

After taking a bath, Bai Ruan was wrapped into a ball with a quilt and put on the bed, only showing a pair of furry ears and a pair of big black eyes, Bai Ruan obediently waited for Chu Heng to go to bed.

Suddenly thought of something, and asked, "Ah Heng, are you going to be the emperor now?"

Chu Heng who asked this question was taken aback for a moment, and then asked in puzzlement, "Why do you ask that?"

"You are always busy with official business. Isn't the emperor very busy?" Bai Ruan said, "When listening to opera with Ah Que... Ah! Ah Que!"

Suddenly thinking of the little tit soaked in the water basin, she opened her eyes, used spells to get out of the quilt, and hurriedly went to save the little tit.

Chu Heng was one step ahead of him, and fished out the little tit that was still soaking in the water basin.

The little tit didn't seem to be in any serious trouble, but two pieces of its feathers had been soaked off, and with its wet body, it looked a little pitiful.

Bai Ruan took the little tit from Chu Heng's hand, held it in both paws, and cried, "Ah Que, wake up."

The little tit opened its eyes, confused, "What's wrong? Ah Ruan."

Seeing this, Bai Ruan stopped crying, tears hung in his eyes, and he sniffed, "Oh, you are fine, ah." She raised her paw to wipe her tears, put the little tit on the soft pillow, and crawled onto the bed , greeted Chu Heng, "Ah Heng, come on, let's sleep."

Chu Heng: "..." This little face changed faster than turning the pages of a book.

Suppressing a smile, she went to bed, hugged Bai Ruan into her arms, continued the topic just now, and said slowly, "I never thought of being an emperor. I have thought from a long time ago that being an emperor is better than being an ordinary person. People, with the other half, farming, growing flowers, cooking, basking in the sun..."

Following his words, Bai Ruan imagined the scene of living with Chu Heng in his mind, with longing and anticipation on his face, he lay down in Chu Heng's arms, his little paws hugged his arms tightly, his round eyes sparkled, It seems that the beautiful scenery of happiness is right in front of you.

"Aheng..." At a certain moment, he made a soft voice, raised his small face to look at him, "The days when we planted fields, raised flowers, cooked, basked in the sun, raised chickens, ducks, and geese were Are you with Ah Ruan?"

Chu Heng looked down at him, "What do you think?"

"It's Ah Ruan!" Bai Ruan was very sure, and repeated, "It's Ah Ruan!"

After speaking, he rolled out of his arms, rolled happily on the bed twice, and then lay down on Chu Heng's lap, happily buried his little head in between Chu Heng's legs, his tail was raised high and his buttocks were sticking out in joy. Gao Gao, is a little girl who is happy to the sky.

Chu Heng was softened a little by him, stretched out his hand to pat that little butt, and then started playing with his big white tail.

Bai Ruan played for him obediently, and said, "Heng, before Ah Ruan becomes a human, play more."

Chu Heng paused, "Baicheng told you how to become a human?"

Bai Ruan shook his head, "No." He said with a hint of melancholy, "Ah Cheng is really bad, every time I ask, I always change the subject with Ah Ruan."

Chu Heng didn't make a sound, just stroking the big soft white tail.

Bai Ruan's almond eyes glistened, and he said sullenly, "If Ah Cheng doesn't tell me again, I'll go to Lingshan to find the old fairy."

Chu Heng paused, "Old Immortal of Lingshan? Where is that place? What does the old Immortal do?"

"That's where the gods live, so the old fairy is naturally a god." Bai Ruan turned over and presented her belly to Chu Heng, "Ah Heng, touch my belly."

Chu Heng stretched out his hand to gently stroke his stomach, and asked, "As a god, you are not afraid of him as a monster?"

Chu Heng was a little curious, it was the first time he heard such words from Bai Ruan.

"Don't be afraid, the old god is very kind to us, he was the one who instructed us to live in the world before." Bai Ruan said frankly.

Chu Heng understood, looked at Bai Ruan, hugged him into his arms, and continued to touch his soft belly. There were many things he wanted to say, but he was afraid that some of these words would be too profound for Bai Ruan .

He wanted to go back with Bai Ruan, but he couldn't bear him to experience life, old age, sickness and death. After all, being a human was not as easy as he thought.

"Heng, when Ah Ruan becomes a human being and you resign as a prince, let's go to Qinglian Mountain together..." Bai Ruan said, "We will move the entire palace there, how wonderful..."

Listening to his words, the innocent and pleasant tone was full of longing and longing, and Chu Heng fell into reverie along with him.

The reason why Chu Heng is busy every day is mostly because there is a fief king in this dynasty who can govern all kinds of things in the fief, so he has the illusion of "Emperor of Earth".

The princes of the other fiefs, who went to the capital to participate in the ancestor worship ceremony, all lost their lives because of the fire. The remaining three princes, all of whom were sick, handed over the full power of the fief to the emperor, that is, they lost any real power Not to mention, even the title of vassal king is useless, and they are all useless people who are just eating and waiting to die.

Only Chu Heng, he does everything according to his own mood. With Bai Ruan, he feels that he should do some good things for the benefit of the people, because he wants to accumulate some merit for himself and Bai Ruan.

If you say big, he is King Jing, who is under one person and above ten thousand people; if you say young, he is just a layman.

What's more, I don't know what kind of medicine the emperor sold in the gourd recently, which expanded his entrusted land by thousands of miles, which is really puzzling.

Chu Heng has always been disgusted with the intrigue, and he doesn't want to think about Chu Duo's meaning with such a change today.

Because Chu Heng had a certainty, Chu Duo couldn't kill himself.

-

After Chu Duo got off the morning court, he returned to the bedroom, saw the mess all over the place, and saw that the bed he was sleeping on was a little wet, so it was no need to guess that it was the stinky fox who urinated on his bed.

Looking at the lump of yellow on the quilt again, his face turned dark and cold.If he hadn't had [-] points of restraint, he would have slashed the fox demon with a knife!

Not far away, a fox in Baicheng had a triumphant smile on his face, flicked his big tail behind his buttocks, and moved his cute ears on his head. He felt that being angry with Chuduo was the happiest thing in the world. .

With a dark face, Chu Duo ordered someone to clean it up, then turned to the culprit and said, "You fox demon! You are so sloppy!" Then he said, "Could it be that my red fox sword stunned you? How many times have I taught you, you have to fix your bowel movements there!"

As he spoke, he pointed to a large wooden basin by the corner, where sand was placed for Baicheng to go to the hut.

Bai Cheng didn't bother to answer, he turned around and walked away, wagging his big tail.

Chu Heng's face turned pale, he looked at Baicheng coldly, closed his eyes, took a deep breath and went to the soft couch, ready to review the memorial.

Unexpectedly, the soft couch was also messed up by Baicheng, and those notebooks were also messed up.

Chu Duo couldn't bear it anymore, and said angrily, "You can make trouble on the bed and floor, but you must not touch these tricks!"

Bai Cheng was stunned for a moment by his yelling, turned around and glanced at him indifferently with winking eyes, and continued to flick his big tail, quite provocatively.

"Stop shaking it!" Chu Duo was anxious, "Shake it again, and I will cut off your tail."

Bai Cheng's wagging tail paused, and then swished more happily.

Chu Duo: "..." He was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood, but he was helpless, because even though the fox demon was in such a state, he couldn't move him at all.

Because every time he wants to hurt Baicheng, the one who is unlucky must be himself.

After thinking about it, Chu Duo ordered someone to clean it up because he didn't want to be as knowledgeable as a little beast.

Every time the palace servants came in, Baicheng would find a place to hide.

Regarding the emperor's inexplicable raising of pets recently, everyone from the courtiers to the slaves was in an uproar.

This tyrant raises chickens to eat.Raising foxes is also for eating?

With such guesses, everyone suddenly felt that the emperor was simply too cruel.

At twilight, Chu Duo put down the booklet in his hand, drank a cup of hot tea, glanced around, did not see Baicheng, and was a little curious.

After hesitating for a moment, he got up to look for him, and found Bai Cheng sleeping soundly on the newly laid mattress.

After staring at it for a while, Chu Duo sighed, thinking, it would be nice if this vicious fox demon could be so well-behaved when awake.

After looking at the red fox on the bed through the curtain for a while, Chu Duo let out a soft snort, shook his sleeves and walked away.

At dinner time, Baicheng woke up, stretched himself, jumped out of bed, shook his body, flicked his big fluffy tail, walked to the dining table with his short legs, jumped on the table, and picked up delicious food. After eating, without looking at Chu Duo, he jumped off the table and walked away wagging his big tail.

Chu Duo's eyebrows twitched when he gave him such a reckless and smug look, and with [-]% willpower to suppress the anger in his heart, he ordered the palace servants to remove the food, and ordered others to order the bowl of noodles, In order to prevent Baicheng from making trouble, he carried the bowl and went to the door to eat.

The guards at the gate and the palace servants waiting: "..."

The weather is cold, and as a four-legged animal, Baicheng doesn't like the cold. Except for making troubles occasionally, most of the time, he just curls up on the bedding and sleeps.

Chu Duo chased and beat him from the initial hysteria, until now, he always detours when he sees him, which is very sympathetic to him.

After eating the noodles, Chu Duo sat back on the soft couch to review the memorial and read the official documents. In short, even if there are few court documents today, he will turn out the documents from the first two days and read them carefully. He will be busy every day. so late.

In the middle of the night, Chu Duo, who was about to go to bed, looked at the lump of yellow on the ground, unable to contain the anger on his face, and almost took his sword and slashed at Baicheng.

He took a deep breath and took a deep breath, and then took a broom and dustpan to clean up the yellow and yellow carefully.At the same time, he cursed Baicheng in his heart for a long time.

-

"Ah Que, why hasn't there been any news about Ah Cheng going to the capital?" Bai Ruan hugged the small pillow and asked with concern.

The little tit was combing its feathers. Hearing this, he frowned, "I don't know." After pondering for a moment, "Don't worry, Ah Cheng is so powerful, it's absolutely fine."

Bai Ruan frowned, took a piece of pastry and ate it, thought for a while, and agreed with what the little tit said.

There is a temple fair today, Ah Heng promised himself that he would take him to the temple fair.

Therefore, early Bai Ruan cleaned himself up and waited for Chu Heng to come.

Not long after Chu Heng entered the house, Bai Ruan immediately went up to meet him and asked, "Can I go to the temple fair now?"

Chu Heng nodded, his heart trembled when Bai Ruan was in front of him, he couldn't help but lowered his head and kissed Bai Ruan's lips, "Go now."

Bai Ruan took Chu Heng's hand and walked out, turned his head and called a little tit, one person, one fox and one bird went out of the palace together.

There was an obedient and soft little monster beside him, and Chu Heng, who never liked to go shopping, felt that this temple fair was different from usual.

Walk around and look around, buy, buy, eat, eat, and eat, and you will be satisfied for nothing, and your pretty little face will be bright.

"Measurement, divination... If it doesn't work, you don't need money." A yell came from the corner of the street.

Bai Ruan, who was curious about everything, looked at the prestige, and before he met the eyes of the old man who tested the characters, he beckoned, "Xiao Junsheng, do you want to test the characters?"

Bai Ruan, who was eating the meatloaf, shook his head.

"No need for money, past life, present life, heaven and earth, my old man can measure it all."

The white soft round eyes look at him like a fool, and I feel that this person is really bragging.

"If you don't know the word, you can also make a divination, do you want it?" The old man continued to ask.

Bai Ruan still shook his head, continued to eat his meat pie obediently, and did not forget to deliver the delicious meat pie to Chu Heng's mouth.

Chu Heng gently wiped off the things around his mouth, "Eat, I'm not hungry."

"It's delicious, Ah Heng would be an idiot if he didn't eat it." Bai Ruan said with a smile.

Chu Heng smiled lightly, touched his face, and held his hand to prepare for another stroll.

"This young man with extraordinary appearance, do you want to test the characters? Or divination?"

When passing by the old man, he was called to stop.

Chu Heng paused, turned his head to look at him, with a calm expression, and replied, "It's not a fortune teller."

After finishing speaking, he pulled Bai Ruan away.

"Hey, would you like to listen to me tell you about a love affair between humans and immortals? According to legend, 1000 years ago, the most beautiful nine-tailed fairy fox in the Nine Heavens descended to earth and fell in love with a mortal. It's a pity that you are a fool. This story spread throughout the Three Realms, making the entire fairy fox clan a laughing stock, and angered the elders of the fox fairy clan. It's over..." The old man stood up and shouted loudly, his appearance was a bit crazy, and the people passing by looked at him contemptuously, and he spat at them: "What are you looking at! I have never seen a handsome guy talk about it. Story!"

After finishing speaking, he brushed his hair, packed up his own food, and said to himself, "Oh, the world is ruthless and affectionate, there are both infatuated lovers and affectionate immortals..."