I heard my dad is a clown [Comprehensive Yingmei]

The big red bird who inadvertently glared at his father-in-law felt a little flustered, and it was just that little bit, and immediately drifted away with the wind.

At first glance, he ran out halfway to recognize his daughter, and he did not threaten Stark's real father status at all, which is not right.

Quickly turning the delicate look on his handsome face back to normal, Jason nonchalantly held Joey's hand and walked into the dumpling shop.

"Pork and cabbage stuffing."

He uttered a string of Mandarin as if he was very familiar with it, and the words were correct, like the news anchor Joey had seen on TV.

The little girl had secretly learned that very elegant-sounding language, and she also made a Chinese friend for this, but unfortunately, the pronunciation spoken by her still sounded very strange.

But Jason is different, he speaks like a Chinese.

Joey looked at him with unavoidable admiration.

"I never knew you could speak Chinese." After all, he doesn't look like a good boy who can learn obediently.

The little girl's beautiful green eyes looked at him like a kitten marveling at the fact that a cheetah can meow, making one want to rub her head or kiss her cute pink paws.

At least Jason wanted to, and he did.

"There are so many interesting cultures in China that I even stayed in China for a while to learn about them."

Moreover, the children of the Bat family all target Batman, and being able to speak a few foreign languages ​​is a basic skill.

The old bat can even speak Cantonese.

Jason rubbed her hair while Joey wasn't paying attention, the smooth black hair ran through his fingertips, cold and silky, even a little damp.

Um?Soggy?

The big red bird stared at the soft and wet ball on the seat with wide eyes in disbelief, and couldn't help poking it.

Joey swayed with his movements, looking like a lump of jelly, tremblingly raising his small head to see the person who poked him.

"I'm not feeling well."

"Uh... maybe you need a little water?"

"Why water—?!! OMG!!!"

The little girl... No, it was the little octopus who realized that her body shape had changed. She raised one of her tentacles to examine it closely, and screamed instantly.

""What's this? ! !Why do I have octopus arms? ! ! "" She held up the tentacle to try to keep it away from her, and suddenly a thought flashed through her mind, and her pink wrist pointed to the beautiful boy who was sitting upright on the other side, "Colby!! You infected me!!"

"I didn't!" The boy's golden brown eyes blinked innocently, and he turned his finger on the high priest who silently shrunk his presence, "He did it, he strengthened your bloodline power!"

"I can explain."

The high priest, who was fixed by six eyes, was as steady as Mount Tai, scraping off the foam from the teacup and drinking tea to moisten his throat without haste.

"It stands to reason that even if the blood power is activated, it will not change shape so quickly. It is because they suddenly encounter the power of water that they will be catalyzed, causing you to suddenly become like this."

So it's still Colby's fault and has nothing to do with me.

The heir to Raliyah, who was forced to take over, was stunned by the adult's shamelessness. He sobbed twice, his eyelids were red, as if tears were about to drip in the next second.

A bright red octopus arm was handed to Joey, curled up in a ball bigger than her entire chapter.

"Then, what's the big deal, I'll give you this..."

"?!"

Jason quickly pushed it back under the robe, looked around for a while and found that no one noticed it before heaved a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, there were not many people in the dumpling restaurant at this time, otherwise the New York Police Department's phone number would have been blown up by panicked citizens just when Joey turned into a living person.

"Let's go back first, shall we?"

The big red bird tried to communicate well with the troublemaker and the half-human, half-chaste boy.

"But I want to eat 'dumplings'."

"I have quick-frozen ones here."

"Quick-frozen is not as good as fresh."

While talking, the shop owner brought a bowl of hot dumplings to several people's tables, and he saw the little octopus carefully held by Jason in his hands at a glance.

"Why do you still take the ingredients away?" The tall and burly shop owner bent down and looked carefully at the transparent little octopus.

"This color, this size, this is a pet octopus for play, it can't be eaten." He shook his head helplessly, as if he disagreed with Jason's approach, "I want to eat everything, what if something goes wrong? Do it, the young man nowadays is really..."

Tsk-tsk twice, the man wanted to say more, but Jason raised his hand to stop him, "I have something to do suddenly, please help the boss pack it up for me."

"Okay, I'll get you a box right now."

After seeing off the dumpling shop owner who has become more and more nagging lately, Jason kicked back Colby's wrists and feet that were trembling out of his robes, and turned his head to stare at the boy with a fierce look on his face.

"If you show your octopus feet again, chop them off and give them to the shop owner to make dumplings."

"...Hmm."

Staring at Colby shutting his mouth aggrievedly, and the octopus tentacles obediently tied into knots so as not to show them, Jason took the dumpling box from the counter and threw it to him after paying the bill.

"Go back to each house, understand? Stay outside again..." The young man slashed his neck with a knife in his hands, the threat was self-evident.

"Hm... hiccup!"

A loud hiccup slipped out of Colby's mouth, causing him to cover his mouth tightly so that he could not speak.

Jason didn't have time to talk to him, so he went straight to Wayne Manor with Joey in his arms.

**

"So, this is Joey, your little girlfriend?"

Jason didn't have time to correct Damian's words. He stared at the white and tender claws stretched out by the devil's son, and wanted to "snap" his hand off like whacking a mole.

"Although there is no hair, I can barely raise it."

Listening to the bear kid's eager declaration of possession, Joey didn't even bother to lift his eyelids.

Oh no, she doesn't even have the "eyelid" organ now.

The little girl has now seen herself in the mirror—

Her entire octopus is not as big as an adult's palm, and her whole body is pink, tender, moist and smooth, and feels very good to the touch.The mini suction cups on the small arms and feet are neatly arranged, and when illuminated under the light, the light can still be seen through the skin.Two big emerald-like eyes are inlaid on both sides of the round head, which looks like a cutie running out of some animation.

It's pretty girlish at first glance.

Joy thought about it, and turned herself over by the way, she felt a little hot next to her palm.

At least she hasn't turned into those random long ugly faces in the deep sea, or she will be too sorry for her pretty face.

"Chirp..." She sighed and turned over again.

"Master Jason, let me remind you that Miss Joy may need to be soaked in the water now instead of being held in the hands of no, yes, one, drop, water."

Butler Xia put the fish tank on the table, a white light flashed on the lens, and looked at Jason with a smile.

"I can understand your feelings, but Miss Joy has turned over several times."

Joey grabbed the big red bird's finger, and carefully stretched out one arm to lightly touch the water surface. The cool touch of the sea water came from the tip of the tentacles. The eyes of the little octopus lit up, and he let go of his finger happily and threw himself into the embrace of the sea water.

In order for the little girl to have a comfortable environment, Alford carefully took a dozen or so fish tanks the size of her own. The bottom of the tanks was carefully covered with clean, soft white fine sand, and colorful shells were dotted among the swaying water plants. , like a dreamy underwater palace.

Joy groped for the fine sand and shells with her wrists and feet in novelty, the wavy tentacles stirred slightly, and the water flowed along her body, which was a completely different feeling from the wind.

She slapped the water violently like a prank, but was rolled by the undercurrent.

"It's so cute, I want to keep it."

Damian and Jason watched the little octopus play intently around the fish tank, sighing dangerously again.

"It's 'she' not 'it', Master Damian." The old butler reminded him calmly.

"Okay. I want to raise her, Alfred." He temporarily compromised, the son of Wayne never cared about these insignificant details, "I want to raise her."

"I'm afraid it won't work. Mr. Stark will not allow his daughter to be kept as a pet."

"Maybe you can try to take care of Titus first."

Ah Fu unhurriedly smashed his unreasonable request, and casually diverted the bear kid's attention.

"Have you agreed to keep Titus' lair in my bedroom?"

"You can try to learn to take care of it first."

Watching from the sidelines that Ah Fu simply fooled the devil boy, Jason silently shifted his gaze and continued to stare at Joey rolling in the water.

Butler Xia is invincible!

The invincible Alfred drove away the brats who coveted the little octopus, and suddenly remembered an important thing.

"I assume Mr. Stark didn't until his daughter was turned into a baby octopus and brought back to Wayne Manor?"

"........."

"........."

"If I remember correctly, no."

Jason dryly replied to the old butler who was smiling more and more. Thinking of how much Stark protected Joey, he felt a chill running down his back.

"If I call him now and tell him..."

"It's useless, boy!"

The door was pushed open by "Peng—" and the door panel hit the wall and bounced back violently, showing the anger of the person who pushed the door.

The bearded man in a suit charged straight inside like an enraged bull.Followed by Bruce with a relaxed expression.

"I'm going to blow your head off! Hand over my daughter!!"

"Uh...it may be a little unexpected, but please let me explain..."

"Damn emergency, say! Where's Joey!"

Facing the surprisingly angry future father-in-law, Jason felt that he was one head and two big, so he could only look at Bruce for help.

"Don't be so impatient, Tony. Take care of too much, and be careful not to be hated by your good daughter."

"A control freak who needs to be investigated by anyone has no right to accuse me."

"Each each other."

The two contenders on the Forbes rich list exchanged their tongues and swords. Tony took off his coat and sat on the sofa looking at Jason in a sinking breath.

"Okay boy, where is my daughter?"

Big Red Bird glanced at the fish tank brought over by Ah Fu from the corner of his eye, thinking that he might be finished this time.

Bracing himself to pick up the fish tank, Jason walked up to Tony and motioned him to look at the little octopus inside.

"Look at this octopus..."

"What happened to the octopus? I asked my daughter, can you show me the octopus? Can an octopus become Joey?!"

The old father glared at Jason in displeasure, with "I want to find fault" written all over his face.

I don't know if an octopus can turn into a Joey, but I know that Joey can turn into an octopus, such as the soft pink one in front of me.

Jason...Jason didn't know what to say, he could only close his eyes and watch death as home.

"This is Joey."

"........."

"Chirp—"