I heard my dad is a clown [Comprehensive Yingmei]

It seems that stinky tofu alone cannot drive the high priest out of the earth. Joey squatted in front of the candied haws stall with a deep expression on his face.

"Two bunches of candied haws, two sugar-coated apples, here, little girl, take them."

Handing over a Franklin card and waiting for the boss to change the money, the girl's eyes fluttered around, trying to find food weapons similar to canned herring.

Not far away, a figure appeared within her line of sight—in broad daylight, she was wrapped in a hooded robe from head to toe, and the long hem covered the instep, leaving a string of inconspicuous water stains when she walked by.

Joey bit off a hawthorn and held it in his mouth, staring intently at the sneaky robed man.

He showed a pair of cloudy eyes from under the hood, walked and looked at the snack street, and stopped in front of the takoyaki and squid stalls after a few steps.

The little girl subconsciously moved closer to him, and the high priest who was eating sugar paintings behind her followed closely.

The weirdo stared at the steaming squid under the iron plate, with subtle fear and deep anger leaking out of his eyes.

The long iron skewer strings the half-cut squid from the head to the claws, and the thick and fragrant sauce is generously brushed up layer by layer, causing the squid, which was originally slightly light brown, to be wrapped into a It is a rich dark brown, with an oily luster under the sunlight.

When it is half-cooked, a handful of onion powder mixed with chili powder is evenly sprinkled on the fat squid meat, and the rich burnt aroma bursts open, attracting passers-by to look here.

The tall and burly boss held the iron plate and squeezed the poor squid downwards. The straight squid's tendrils were baked to the point that they turned up as much as possible, and strands of uncontrollable delicious aroma came straight to people's noses. drill.

At least Joey could clearly see that the hooded man's expression changed from anger and fear at the beginning, then to confusion, and finally to naked desire, and he even secretly swallowed his saliva.

Tsk, promising.

The little girl who had some guesses about the identity of the weirdo raised her eyebrows in disdain, completely forgetting that she had just treated the stinky tofu skewers with the same mental process an hour ago.

Quietly gesturing towards the high priest, Joey quietly approached the guy who was still drooling at the iron squid from the side.

Just next to it was a dark alley, she covered the strange man's mouth, hooked his neck and dodged back into the alley.The high priest covered this "crime scene" with his tall and broad body.

Shaking off the struggling guy in "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo", joy quickly pulled off his hood, revealing a gentle young man's face.

"Say! Who are you?! Why are you here?!"

A look of panic flashed across the young man's face, but he forcibly calmed down quickly, and straightened his neck and asked back confidently: "Who are you?! How dare you kidnap the citizens of the United States?!!"

Blushing and thick neck, it looks like a little hen stretching its neck to peck people.

Joey sneered, pointing to the lower body of his robe that was blown up by the wind, and said quietly: "America.citizen.citizen with octopus legs, uh?"

Under the robe, the slender octopus tentacles crowded the robe and were exposed at this moment. They rubbed against each other and squeezed back and forth following the flustered mood of the owner, as if they were a little afraid of the two people in front of them.

"The power of the wind, you can recognize me at a glance...you, you are Gloria!!" The young man turned his head stiffly to look at the high priest, "Then, then you are... Hastur!! "

His face was terrified, and he quickly retreated to the corner of the wall as if he had encountered something terrible. His back was tightly pressed against the wall and shook like a small poplar in the wind.

"........."

Those who didn't know thought they were the bad guys.

"I'm not Glory, I'm Joey, Joey Stark. The latter is the "Indescribable High Priest." "

"Impossible! You are Glory!! I can't admit it wrong!!"

The young man with soft red hair hugged the water pipe and burst out tears, crying loudly.

"To shut up!"

Joey stared back at those curious eyes at the alley, turned his head and stomped on his octopus tentacles hard, causing him to curl up into a ball hugging his legs in pain.

"Say! Who are you!"

"Colby... My father is Cthulhu, Lord of R'lyeh! You dare to touch me!!"

The boy closed his eyes and shouted without hesitation, his voice trembling.

"My dad is still Iron Man!" Joey rolled his eyes at him.

"And Hastur, the lord in yellow..." The high priest immediately brainwashed the little girl, "...and me."

Ignoring the tall and strong man who was circling around him wagging his tail, Joey stepped on Colby's tentacles expressionlessly and crushed them heavily.

"Oh——I told you all!!" Why are you still stepping on me QAQ

Under the cold and merciless gaze of the little girl, the boy swallowed the second half of the sentence abruptly.

"What are you doing here?"

She had just confirmed from the high priest's spiritual link that Colby was telling the truth, but this guy reminded her of the "brethren" who could threaten the earth at any time, so she was just venting her anger.

"Just, just look at how humans live..."

He just sneaked ashore to see the dangers of alien races, who knew he would suddenly run into QUQ, a descendant of his father's nemesis

"Awww!!! Pain! Let go!!"

Colby grabbed the tentacle that was deformed by Joey's pain and pulled it back, trying to get out of its clutches.

"Hmph! Going to a few light-years away to see people on Earth?"

What about a liar? !

"No! My dad is sleeping on the earth!! I went ashore ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

what?

Joey was stunned by his crying and howling. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the high priest secretly nodding to indicate that he was telling the truth. He didn't know what to do for a while.

"Ahem!" The little girl pretended to cough twice, bent down to pull Colby up to stand up, and moved her foot from his tentacles guiltily.

"Uh..." A gust of wind blew, and the smell of squid wafted into the nostrils of the three of them, and the sound of gurgling was very clear in the quiet alley, "I invite you to eat squid!"

"real?!"

The octopus boy suddenly raised his head to look at her, his cheeks stained with dust were washed out by tears, and there were white and tender skin with ravines, which looked extraordinarily funny.

The instigator looked at him without changing his expression, his eyes full of sincerity.

"Of course, how could I lie to you, we are of the same race!"

"Then we..."

Colby looked at her with bright eyes, and his tentacles dangled on both sides of his body, shaking into a brilliant dog's tail flower.

"Go and eat now!"

Joey responded forcefully to him, his eyes full of firm capitalist sympathy.

"Just wipe your face first."

“……… QAQ”

**

Colby hesitated again while grabbing the grilled squid.

"Why don't you eat?"

"I, I look the same as it, I always feel..." like eating the corpse of one of my own.

"?" Joey tore off a large piece of plump squid meat in one gulp. The rich sauce taste matched with the fleshy meat with only a slight sweet taste, and the mouth was full of fragrance. Occasionally, some onion powder mixed into the tip of the tongue, which was even more perfect The meat is very delicious.

"No, nothing."

Colby took a small bite hard and chewed slowly.

"?!!" What kind of fairy food is this!

Silently speeding up his eating, the young man immersed himself in the delicious food, seeming to temporarily forget the psychological shadow brought by the little girl.

After a while, someone grabbed Joey's sleeve and gently pulled it.

Turning his head to look, the beautiful young man with red lips and white teeth was dizzy with dizzy cheeks, peeking at her shyly, his thick and slender eyelashes fluttered slightly, his big golden brown eyes seemed to contain a thousand words, and he seemed to be sending them away. look at.

"I..." I still want to eat.

"Joy?"

Jason's shout overshadowed the second half of Colby's words, and the little girl didn't pay much attention, she tiptoed and waved to the young man who came over.

"Why are you here?"

"I just passed by to buy some quick-frozen dumplings."

Jason shook the bag in his hand, proving that he really passed by by accident, but it was Joey...

The young man frowned, his already fierce face looked even more difficult to provoke.

He has never seen a delicate and pitiful young man, a tall and strong handsome young man.

As the "Joey's boyfriend" who had passed the bright road with Mr. Big Stark, Jason felt that his position in the palace was threatened.

Putting aside the little weak chicken who has no meat, another tall young man with inexplicably familiar facial features filled the big red bird with a sense of crisis.

He gouged out his eyes full of hostility, took the food bag in the little girl's hand with a natural expression, and took her free hand to lead her down the street.

"I know there is a dumpling restaurant. The dumplings are very delicious. You must like them."

"Well, is it, then let's try."

Colby stood there helplessly watching his "good friend" go away with a human who rushed out halfway, leaving him alone without even eating the second string of squid. Call her in a low voice.

"Glory..."

Joey, who had just walked a few steps, froze, turned around and beckoned him to follow with a guilty conscience, "Let's go eat dumplings."

Oops, I almost forgot there was an octopus boy.

"Ok!"

Unexpectedly, the little girl would stop and wait for her boy's eyes to suddenly light up, and with a sweet response, Xiaobu ran to her and grabbed the hem of her clothes on the other side, and quietly stared at the human being who took away her little friend.

It doesn't even have tentacles, it's ugly.

Colby turned his head to look at the little girl, secretly comparing in his heart.

Glory is different, she looks good even without tentacles!

Jason stared at the beautiful boy who was as white as a ceramic doll, gritted his teeth secretly, but asked in a casual tone as if nothing had happened.

"These two are..."

"Oh, this is my new friend."

She pointed to the high priest who was always following her without saying a word, "He...is one of my biological fathers."

Big Red Bird: "..."

Oops, did you just stare at the wrong person? ! !