I heard my dad is a clown [Comprehensive Yingmei]

"Can you do it?!"

After changing a few sets of women's clothes one after another, the face of the red hood turned green, and he even began to suspect that Joey was deliberately messing with himself.

Joey on the other side was also a little crazy, "I really can't help it... This standard of judgment is simply anti-human!!"

The two of them have changed several suits in a row, and the grades are "B" almost every time, and the best one reached "A", but it is still not enough.

When she gets "B", a small red flower will appear in her hand, and for "A", there will be two. The number of small red flowers will be refreshed every time the score is scored, which means that they cannot be obtained through the accumulation of game times. sufficient number of flowers.

There are three flower-shaped grooves on the door, and Joey guesses that means they must at least get a rank "S" in this little dress-up game.

"This broken game is questioning my aesthetics!!" The little girl shouted angrily to the impatient young man, "This inhuman aesthetic standard just doesn't want us to pass it!"

She has tried everything from student-made clothing representing youthful vitality to sportswear that is necessary for exercising and traveling, but the number of small red flowers that appear repeatedly in her hands is undoubtedly rubbing her aesthetics under her feet.

Why? !My aesthetics are approved by my father and uncle Steve!Even Natasha said yes! !

The little girl was so irritable that her hands were about to move and want to destroy it crazily. She thought of the possible consequences before she endured the humiliation and suppressed her temper.

Joey, calm down!For Daddy, uncles, aunts and friends!

The robust young man, who had been in a state of irritability, finally couldn't hold back anymore, pushed the little girl away and strode towards the closet.

After thinking for a moment, his slender hands grabbed a set of clothes and threw them to Joey.

"?!!"

This black sexy skirt!This tight little suspender full of blingbling cheap sequins!These sexy fishnet stockings! !

This special meow is a nightclub outfit, right? ! !

Joey held the set of clothes with two fingers in distaste, and the fresh green deer's eyes were bright and accusing straight into the red hood.

"Jason Todd, is this image of me in your heart?!" The round cat's eyes were full of disbelief and heartbreak, as if looking at some kind of heartless scumbag, "It's a pity that I even took care of you to choose pants ..."

"The acting is so bad it reminds me of Gotham law."

"Miss Joy."

The eyes of the two fought fiercely back and forth for several rounds, and then moved away at the same time tacitly.

During the "beauty comparison" just now, the names of the two people on the huge screen above their heads were so red that they almost blinded people's eyes, and it was more problematic if they couldn't see them.

"Tights are the most convenient for going out." It's a pity that they don't exist here. "This set is already the most close-fitting."

Red Hood had a rare moment of patience, and briefly explained to her.

Joey looked at the tights substitute in his hand in silence, and sadly found that he had matched his brainwaves—the tights are the most convenient for going out, of course, and he didn’t see Batman, Superman, Captain America and other superheroes. Heroes, whether it's the Justice League or the Avengers, choose to wear this.

Of course, wearing tight is one aspect, and another aspect is to wear less. When the clothes are not so "tight", it is also a good way to wear less, such as Wonder Woman, to reduce the resistance to movement.

In a sense, Joey couldn't find anything to refute him. After all, even Tony's Mark suit series fit his own body curve quite well, which can be regarded as an alternative tights.

"No, let me refuse." The little girl pulled back her little reason in time, and was not successfully brainwashed by Jason's cult aesthetic theory.

"Oh? In a hurry to go home and have dinner with dad uh?"

Wearing a set of women's clothing and holding a set of women's clothing in his hand, the tall young man looked unfriendly, his sharp blue eyes scratched like ice skates, and he hummed dangerously from his nose.

"?!?" The little girl shaved her cheeks guiltyly, and after holding on for a few seconds, she was defeated. She raised her hand and said brightly, "Okay, okay, I'll change it! Don't be angry."

The dressing process didn't take long, but Joey spent a long time in the changing room ashamed to build up his mind. Finally, he gritted his teeth and walked out coyly holding the hem of his skirt.

The little girl raised her head with blushing cheeks, but the next second she saw Jason, she burst out laughing, and tears flowed from her green eyes, which were originally shimmering with embarrassment.

The clothing worn by the young man is the same style as Joey's, but because of his muscular physique, it looks extra funny - the black gauze top half-covers his body, and the young man's smooth lines can be vaguely seen. The chest and abdomen muscles, along the narrow waist, are the sexy and sexy mermaid lines that are half submerged in the miniskirt.

The short skirt further accentuated his strong and slender legs, and unscrupulously exuded hormones around him.

It was supposed to be a very lively and seductive picture, but I saw the handsome face with sharp edges and corners under the unruly black messy hair of the red hood, and the white forehead hair drooping due to shame.The little girl felt as if she had seen a big, grumpy dog ​​who was forcibly clothed.

Even the cute little clothes can't hide the desire of the big, muscular dog to bite.

Jason glanced at the little girl who was trembling with laughter, quickly looked away, ignored her, walked straight to the stage on the right, and stood still.

Fearing that he would be really angry, Joey quickly wiped away his tears and tried his best to hold back his smile, and walked onto the left stage to wait for the scoring.

After the dazzling flash show, the sound of melodious music resounded throughout the space, and the pink vernier rushed to the top without a single pause, and stopped at a place only one muffin away from the upper limit of the score column.

"?!"

Countless fireworks exploded, and colorful silk ribbons blurred Joy's face, but what made her doubt her life the most were the three little red flowers in her hand and the huge yellow letter "S" above her head.

The little girl was holding flowers and thinking about what was wrong with her aesthetics, when a jacket fell from the sky and covered her furry head.

"Hurry up and change!" Jason frowned, and waved his hands at the little girl with a look of disgust, "You look really ugly in this."

"No way!!" Joey jumped up angrily, and was about to take off his jacket with his backhand to prove his charm.

Reluctantly, the other party didn't even look at her and went straight into the dressing room, so the little girl had no choice but to change back into her original clothes angrily.

Three small red flowers were stuffed into the flower-shaped groove one by one in order, and the huge door panel in front of him slowly moved sideways, revealing a small path.

Walking along the magical path, an ∞-shaped stage stands silently at the end.

Deja vu wardrobe, exactly the same dress-up game.

Joey took a deep breath for a moment, and calmly stood aside to let the straight man Red Hood choose clothes.

……

This time, just after the rating was finished, before the little red flower could be refreshed, the stage under their feet suddenly disappeared, swallowing the figures of the two of them.

When the eyes dimmed and then brightened, Joey fell into a warm embrace from mid-air.

"Daddy! I miss you so much!!"

The little girl hugged the old father's neck and acted like a baby, her movements were full of attachment.Tony was not dazed by the little princess's sweet coquettishness, but put her down and put her arms around her shoulders and turned around half a circle.

"Hmm, little slick, why don't you explain to me what's going on first?"

Joey followed the trend, and immediately saw a muscular man wearing a pink puffy princess dress with a violent face. At this moment, he was staring impatiently at the Avengers members and Wanda surrounding him. He noticed the little girl's gaze, Look straight at her.

Oh shit, it's over.