I heard my dad is a clown [Comprehensive Yingmei]

Numerous flashing lights focused on the huge ∞-shaped stage, and layers of lace hung down from the top, decorating the stage gorgeously and delicately, like a girl idol releasing a new song.

The short-haired man with a fierce expression in the audience stared at the little girl opposite him with his bright red hood, and it seemed that he was about to explode and hurt someone in the next second.

"I think I need an explanation?"

"It's not my fault." Joey retorted softly.

Who would have thought that she would meet the gangsters and bump into this red-hooded weirdo just by going back to Gotham to pack her luggage.

"If I remember correctly, I don't seem to be the one with the special ability?" The black-haired, blue-eyed young man snorted coldly, with a very unfriendly expression on his face.

"..." The little girl was as quiet as a chicken, not daring to speak.

Although there are her reasons, it can't be all her fault!

Joey looked aggrieved.

This dates back to when the little girl packed him up and locked him on an air chain as a gang member.

At that time, in order to prevent the resistance from being particularly fierce, the little girl deliberately tied him up and locked him in a position closest to her.He was just about to take this string of "criminals" to the police station to find a pretty lady he knew for petting, but as soon as he walked out of the dock warehouse, a sudden change occurred.

The originally calm sea water seemed to be boiling, and suddenly there was a big wave. The sea water rolled and poured into the pier. In the darkness, several fish-headed octopuses climbed onto the shore.

Or something like an octopus. In short, the visual effect seems to be that the upper part of the fish and the arms and legs of the octopus are forcibly joined together.

At least Joey thought of Lex's private laboratory reflexively when he saw them.

Until they opened their mouths and made strange buzzing noises.

"The descendant of Master Hastur, what is the territory of my lord Nilai?" The leading fish head chapter stared at Joey with its protruding eyes, and the gills on its neck moved and exuded the smell of the sea.

"........."

It was the first time for the little girl to talk to the fish monsters. Although she didn't know what language they were using, she understood them strangely.

Do you want to imitate them?But this tone seems to be difficult to pronounce, and I don't know what it means.

But if I speak English, can they understand me?

The little girl thought seriously, and subconsciously tightened the chain in her hand.

The wind on the pier brushed the wet bodies of the fish monsters, and they quickly noticed the unusual wind flow. Before Joey imitated the fish monsters to make a sound, the huge water curtain flashed a strange black light. to a group of humans.

Joey propped up the air wall between the two groups of people, and the turbulent waves beat on the transparent wall to outline a familiar pattern.

？ ！！

The sea waves mixed with black light emit a strange light when they touch the shofar symbol that belongs exclusively to Hastur, and the blank and transparent symbol quickly becomes full and three-dimensional as if filled with yellow paint.

Before the little girl could react, a bat dart shining with dazzling silver light shot out from behind her like lightning, directly inserted into the center of the yellow symbol, and an unprecedented white light exploded from the intersection of the three, flashing everyone present. People's eyes went dark.

When they regained their eyesight again, the two of them were already in this girly space that looked like a little dress-up game.

"umm... what did you throw out earlier?"

"Batarang." The young man in a jacket took out his hand and checked the firepower reserve, and didn't even bother to give her a look.

"It's just bat darts?" The little girl stared at him suspiciously, her face full of distrust.

"Silver-plated and soaked in holy water." The young man smiled viciously, as if he was watching a little sheep that fell into his hand, and took out a shiny silver batarang with his backhand to play with it.

"That means you are also responsible." The little girl immediately calmed down.

When Dr. Strange came to grab the cloak and go home, he said that the process of believing in Hastur and at the same time giving back to him the power to operate on earth is strictly a religious belief, no different from the Christian sect who believes in God.

The fish monsters seen on the pier knew the existence of Hastur, maybe they belonged to the same religious system as Him, and when the power of the same sect was fighting among themselves, they rashly intervened in the power of other religions, maybe they were the ones who came to this alien world One of the reasons for the space.

Joey looked at him confidently.

"Evil..." The man made a vague sound like nausea, "Okay, what are you going to do now? Fight those ugly monsters again?"

The tone was lazy, but Joey was sure he was mocking himself. After all, anyone with good eyesight could see that there were no other creatures here except the two of them.

Joey, who had wronged a good man and felt wronged, curled his lips, and decided not to be as knowledgeable as him.

The two of them leaned forward and searched everything in front of them carefully, and found three flower-shaped grooves and a note on a door leading to the outside - "It's worth dressing yourself up before going out, and look more lively. It will make you happier!"

The little girl clearly heard the sneer from the nose of the young man behind him, and the sound of his footsteps taking two steps back to watch the play.

"Why didn't you change your clothes?" Joey grumbled.

Although she personally likes this kind of activity, when she is forced to do something, even if she is interested in something, she will feel a little rebellious.

Until she opened the closet door—look at the violent young man with broad shoulders, long legs, muscular body, over 1.8 meters tall, and all kinds of women's clothing on the hangers—the little girl shuts herself in the death ray Tight mouth.

"Lively dressed...well...just take this and this."

Putting on a short-sleeved top with some playful lace and a denim skirt, Joey followed the instructions and stood on the left circular stage, waiting for a while but there was no movement.

"Uh... I think... this should be a two-player level?" The little girl cautiously pointed to the empty stage on the other side, reminding the young man with a face full of nothing to do with himself.

The red hood's expression was ugly to the naked eye, "No, I refuse!"

He took another step back, ignoring Joey's pitiful eyes, with a ruthless expression, "Don't think about it, I'd rather stay here for the rest of my life than touch those little girls' things."

"Don't do this. My dad is still waiting for me to come home for dinner! If he can't find me by the time, he will be anxious!"

Joey boldly tugged at the hem of his jacket and shook it, looking into his blue eyes with wet green eyes, and acted softly.

"Please, I found Daddy so hard. What if I can't get out?" The little girl swore with her white and tender palm, "I'm just here to wrong you. I won't do it when I get out." I will tell, or else I will do as you please."

Red Hood wanted to refuse again, after all, it was against his principles of being a straight man, but when he saw the little girl's cat eyes that looked like "I'll cry if you don't agree", he had no choice but to agree with a headache.

Taking care of his dignity, Joey personally selected a solid color halter neck T-shirt and shorts that straight men are relatively easy to accept.

"........."

It's okay, Red Hood comforted himself, it's not like I didn't wear shorts when I was Robin, this one is much longer than it.

After a difficult change of clothes, the two stood on the stage and watched the pink vernier representing the score climb up little by little, and finally stopped at half of the score column.

The huge screen at the top of the stage lit up, and the colorful ribbons fluttered cheerfully, showing a big yellow letter "B", and at the same time, a small red flower appeared on Joey's hand.

"How is it possible?!" Joey's eyes widened in disbelief, "My aesthetics has been certified by Natasha!!"