[Comprehensive British and American] Mr. Wayne's daily life of social animals

In fact, after Gotham has Batman, everyone's nerves have been tempered in recent years-it's not a metropolis where a cat climbs a tree and shouts Superman, the people of Gotham have long been used to living in Gotham.

But I couldn't help but get angry when I flipped through this case.

"Prostitutes, orphans, single mothers... Why do these guys keep targeting vulnerable groups?"

Batman put his hands on his chin, and his expression was condensed: "The information Barbara gave me has been sorted out from GCPD cases, and even two dismembered corpses have been found... Their lives are always in danger .”

I nodded: "Then when will our pair of energetic duo go out?"

Bruce blinked: "A pair of dynamic duo?"

Uh, I said, "When are Batman and Robin out?"

"Now, me" Bruce hadn't finished speaking, the Justice League's communication request flashed on the screen.

The two of us looked at each other, and Bruce pressed the on button.

"This is Batman."

On the other end is Martian Manhunter Ron En. The green-skinned alien has a serious expression: "Batman, the watchtower needs your help, S incident."

I choked, which means that Bruce will definitely go to space to work on his career-because the emergency level reaches S, the alliance's consultants must go.

Bruce and the Martian exchanged messages, then he rubbed the space between his brows.

"Go ahead, Bruce." After all, I'm Robin, an assistant helping Batman solve problems. Although the consequences of this case are serious, the investigation is far less dangerous than Black Mask selling kryptonite.

Batman looked at the Robin who had grown into a big boy in front of him, and nodded: "If you need anything, you can contact Nightwing."

I gave him a nod of reassurance and watched Batman drive away in the Batplane.

Sitting down on the stool, I put on my earphones and connected with Barbara.

"Oracle, is there any plan? Bruce left because of something about the Justice League."

Barbara is counting people with her fingers, Cassandra and Stephanie are temporarily away from Gotham to recuperate, Huntress is still with Black Canary in Newtown because of the Birds of Prey, and Kate is temporarily absent because of her girlfriend. Not in Gotham.

"...I have an undercover plan here."

I nodded while turning the pen in my hand, listening to the guidance of the former Batgirl.

"I found that they pay a lot of attention to the prostitutes in the East District, because the girls there rarely report to the police after they disappear, and there are few follow-up troubles, so I originally thought..."

"Cassandra can't do it!" I was the first to deny the current Batgirl. According to Cassandra's temper and her words, she might go straight up and wipe out all the people, and it is impossible to pretend to be The prostitute went to inquire about the news.

"I didn't want Kassan to go either," Barbara rolled her eyes. Cassandra was picked up by her. She couldn't help but know the temper of this girl--this girl used to kill and kick her in a row. Some men completely lose some function, "I..."

"Stephanie can't do it either. She's not in good health now. I can't let her take risks."

"Who said to let Stephen go? I mean," Barbara circled around the women that Gotham could entrust, and found that there was no one, "How about you go by yourself?"

"..." If I hadn't known that Barbara didn't have the ability to read minds, Jason would never have revealed my dark history to the oracle. I really thought she had seen my identity as Albertina.

Barbara heard the silence on the other end of the call, thinking that Tim was unwilling, so she said to the boy very seriously: "After all, this is about the lives of many girls, so I will wrong you."

"This mission is only for the two of us right now, right?" I'd rather put on shorts and be a door prostitute than a skirt, but who put me in front of a group of ladies who desperately need my rescue.

Timothy was educated to tell me what to do.

"Only the two of us know," Barbara replied in the affirmative, "and I was the one-way contact with you on the phone."

"Okay..." What else can I do?

"Where's father?"

Just as I was thinking about how to dress like a full-fledged East End whore, Damian broke in and interrupted my thoughts.

"How do I know where Bruce is?" In my head, I was already thinking about which color of lipstick is more normal and in line with my identity, so I don't have time to deal with this little brat.

"Drake! You must tell me where my father is..."

I put one hand on Damian's head, before this guy wanted to jump up angrily: "Tell you, and then you go tell me your mother Thalia?"

Damian was silent for a moment, obviously being poked in the foot.

I said that I have won a little bit of victory for the time being, and left the Batcave with my cape on.

Damian looked at Robin who was going away, and then looked up at the pictures of women flashing on the computer one after another. He clenched his fists and made up his mind.

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"Yeah, Batman has something to go to the Watchtower, so I can't get away from Gotham right now." I was so happy when I answered Cassie, I really don't want to go to Teen Titans and see two Connors, even if they Both are very friendly to me, but standing between them, I always have a feeling that I am the meat on the cutting board.

"Then you can help your mentor do a good job." Cassie, whose mentor is Wonder Woman, understands Robin very well, and Robin is always so good, "How about I take charge of mission planning on the Titan Tower first? "

"You have always been my best teammate!"

After I hung up the phone, I looked in the mirror and continued to think about my makeup. According to the glimpse I had when I visited the East District, it was impossible for the girls there to wear a female college student’s makeup like Albertina. They wore heavy makeup. , Many are also used to playing nose ring lip ring earrings.

I cruelly opened the box of weird color palettes that I had kept for a year before, and started to paint on my face with a brush with my eyes closed.

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"It's really cold in the wind." Without Ah Fu by my side, I couldn't control my language in a miniskirt. He wore a purple wig with black highlights, a pair of white rabbits that were ready to come out were made with fake breasts on his chest, and tnd was a camisole.

Although I don't wear shorts like Dick and Jason back then, but in order to facilitate the treatment of the wound when I was injured, I also did a full body hair removal. The tight black suspenders and stockings on the thighs look like that. Son.

I tidied up my hair, Timothy, you are a professional Robin, aren't you just pretending to be a girl, aren't you just going to pick up guests?

You are the best actor.

I leaned against the wall and silently sneaked into the streets of the East District near the Diamond District. Because this place belongs to the East District in essence, but it is also close to the Diamond District, the security is better, and the "business" is particularly good.

"Who are you? Is this your first time here?" A woman with at least 5 colors on her head stumbled towards me with a lady's cigarette in her hand, grabbed my waist, and rubbed me ass.

I licked my mouth: "It's my first time on this street, and I'm Betty."

"Okay, Betty," the woman who embraced me approached me, and I could see the poor-quality makeup powder on her skin, the wrinkles at the corners of her eyes, the smudged bad-quality mascara, and her little finger that trembled from time to time, " I'm Bobo, the little girl shouldn't act so stupid at the beginning when she comes here."

I tried my best to smile shyly but with a bit of slut, I gave Bobo a wink: "Then sister teach me."

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When Damian climbed over the low wall, he came to such a world of feasting and debauchery. The women with most of their breasts exposed desperately leaned on those men, and some of them even started to take off in the street. clothes.

This is nothing to Damian, he has seen more exciting people in the League of Assassins, the reason why the young master frowned is that after he has studied the disappearance of women that Robin is going to deal with, he is determined to be more irritating than Robin. End this case early to show my father that I am the most suitable person to be my father's assistant and inherit everything from my father.

But Robin disappeared in the East End this time without knowing why, and Damian has no clues to chase him.

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As I twisted my slender waist (it was really slender, it should be a little thinner than Stephanie) and walked down the street, I pretended to be looking for my benefactor while watching to see if anyone was aiming at something like I'm as young as a girl.

I grabbed a tall man by the arm and yelled, "Sir, do you want to play with me? It's only $30 a time."

When the man looked back at me, I almost couldn't hold back my hand—Barbara didn't tell me that Jason would also be involved in this case!

Da Hong, who had no J-shaped scars on her face, looked at the tall and thin girl who looked like a minor and flung herself into her arms, the red hood frowned.

I was supposed to take care of them, Jason thought, these poor kids shouldn't just make a living out of school age.

I smirked and loosened the clothes on Jason's arms, and took two steps back wearing high heels: "You don't have to play with me if you don't want to, I have many sisters..."

Jason reached out and grabbed the girl's arm.

Why did this stinky man use so much force?In order not to expose my identity as a man, I pretended to be weak and threw myself into Jason's arms.

"gentlemen……"

I gritted my teeth, Jason probably wouldn't just find a woman on the street and take him to bed, maybe his overflowing sympathy broke out again, 5 minutes, 5 minutes I will leave him and continue to look for my target.

"How old are you?"

"25." I replied with my own voice that has been changed.

Jason didn't believe it, he asked again: "How big is it?"

"21." I quickly changed my age to better fit my image, "I'm really an adult, 30 once, do you want to play?"

"Tell me the truth."

"...17."

Jason nodded in satisfaction.

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