[Comprehensive British and American] Mr. Wayne's daily life of social animals

"Roy told me that he went to find Ye Yi. That guy said he was going to raise a child. When did he have a son?" When the red hood wore earphones on his ears, he shaved with an electric shaver while walking from the bathroom When he came out, he saw that he and Xiaohong were talking together.

Red Hood felt that something was wrong, he turned off the razor in his hand casually, looked at the man who looked exactly like himself who was talking to Xiao Hong, and stepped forward to pat him on the shoulder: "Who are you?"

The knight looked up at Jason in this world. This was the first time he saw himself in another world. The Jason in front of him was as tall as him, but he looked a little stronger than him.

The red hood looked at Jason, who had a J on his face. This man also had a red hood, and the eyes under his black hair were still the aqua blue of his youth.

"Different world homotopic?" Dahong quickly thought of this, and he asked, "Is there any accident? I can help you go back."

"That's not necessary, Tibao has money to support me." Even though Tibao only gave the knight a card and never cared about him again, but facing himself in another world, he held Albertina in his hand. In fact, it's just talking nonsense.

"...Where did you get the money? Didn't you say that you have all the money on you? I also deducted 10 dollars from Roy for you... Will you have money for this Jason?"

My brain was fully awake early in the morning. Wait a minute, whose card was that card I pulled out from the nightstand?

I swallowed a mouthful of saliva, grabbed the knight's hand and wanted to lend him some strength, so that I could muster up the courage to explain to Dahong: "That..."

"Ah, yes, Tibbo is willing to give me money, isn't it?"

The alarm that I have been Robin for many years is sounding crazily. I look desperately at the two Jason whose eyes are gradually turning cold, and I can only pull out a miserable smirk: "Yes, yes."

The red hood looked at Robin holding the other self's hand, he raised his head and raised his eyebrows at his peer: "It's not good to eat soft rice, I think it's better to go home and eat by yourself, right?"

The knight took my hand and dragged me off the bed. I curled up with bare feet: "That's not true. After all, it's Jason.

"But you are a minor now, Xiaohong, and adults should not take money from minors."

"Jason," the knight said calmly. He knew very well what kind of person Tibao was and how tolerant Tibao was to him, "I can also pay for Tibao now."

"Here, here at Bingshan Restaurant."

"This tnd is my territory!"

"But now it's mine."

It's enough to make people angry that Xiaohong is taken over by someone, but this guy still occupies his own territory?

Red Hood felt that this aunt could bear it, but his uncle couldn't - he directly hit the face of this other self whom he had disliked for a long time.

The knight stretched out his hand and pushed me back to the bed, and easily fought with Dahong—it has to be said that Dahong's fighting moves were more refined after being honed by the League of Assassins, but Jason, who crawled out of Arkham, beat people harder.

I am still holding the card that the knight gave me in front of Dahong just now, and I opened my mouth, not knowing how to stop the two Jasons from fighting.

"Whoever occupies the territory belongs to him! When I get it while you are away, it is mine!" The knight kicked Jason's calf.

The chassis of the red hood was very stable, he stretched out his other leg and pinned it: "I didn't know there would be Jason Todd with such a bad brain--I will teach you what it means to keep still and you shouldn't touch it." s things."

The two Jasons are not small, I pulled the quilt back a bit, and reached out to block the cups, books, potted plants and a series of small things they threw over...

When Big Red finally threw me my makeup bag in this safe house, I went completely nuts.

"Stop, both of you!"

What is this all about? !There is also a limited edition lipstick in the makeup bag!Limited edition!One of my favorite eyeshadows is discontinued, did you know? !

Panting, I put one hand on a person's chest, gritted my teeth and said to Jason: "You two can go to the gargoyle to have a date, or you can fight in front of Batman. If you kill one, it will be one."

In Dahong's memory, Xiaohong has always been a good-tempered Robin - so good that when he was supported by this guy to cook, although he was impatient, he still pinched his nose when he was reading about the Titan Tower, because if Switching to Jason, Dick beat him up like this. According to Jason's violent temper, Dick is probably still lying in Ah Fu's nursing room.

It was the first time he saw little red hair so hot.

My heart is still bleeding for the makeup bag. I opened it and saw that the lipstick I used to cover the bruises on the corners of the lips was broken, the eyebrow pencil was also broken into pieces, and even the glass bottle of liquid foundation was smashed. Scattered a packet.

"He picked this up from the table and threw it!"

"Obviously you hit it to the ground!"

I lowered my voice: "You two continue to fight, I'll go back and see Bruce first."

The knight reached out and picked up the cosmetic bag that Xiaohong had left in the room, as if thinking of something, showing a look of anticipation.

Red Hood vomited in disgust: "I'll go find Zatanna and see if I can get you back."

Arkham Knight picked up a blush that was unexpectedly kept intact in the makeup bag, and he stuffed the blush into his trouser pocket: "Ah, I'll wait and see."

After a while, the two Jasons seemed to calm down.

"Bingshan Restaurant, are you really going to take over?"

"Ah...not at all, I just caught Penguin and beat him up."

"Oh, it's Penguin, then it's fine. Do you want some of Alfred's cookies that Xiaohong brought?"

"of course."

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What does it matter to me that two Jasons knocked the dog's head out?

Is there anything wrong with me giving Jason's card to Jason?

I rode back to Wayne Manor on my little Red Bird motorbike and felt confident that I was completely right—even though a voice deep inside me was dancing in ecstasy: the makeup bag fell just in time!

The hall lights were still on when I opened the door and went in.

"Dick?"

Turning my head to see that there was still a big bruise on my Yeyi's mouth, I almost couldn't hold back: "Did that devil bastard Damian do it?"

Dick nodded: "I fought with him again last night, and he insisted on verifying my level."

I suddenly wanted to laugh: "He was pushed into the operating room?"

That's a real joy.

Dick shook his head: "No, I just got him some sleeping pills and put him on the bed."

I took a deep breath: "You can pet him if you want! This little kid is a devil!"

"After all, he is my brother..."

Dick looked at Tibber's Kashmir sapphire-like eyes and looked at himself with some water, and his mother bird heart was full again—this cub has been protected by himself with wings for 5 years cub!

"But you are my favorite brother, you are the best and the best, Robin who surpasses me."

Dick's straight ball is always so caught off guard, I took two steps back before stammering, "As long as, as long as I'm Robin, the kid doesn't even think about it."

I did think about abducting little Bruce from that world to be my Robin, but Damian—who can stand him!

Dick watched the blush spread from his brother's neck to his cheeks, and put his arms around Tim directly.

I put my head on Dick's chest and complained to him in a low voice, "That kid really hurts when he hit someone—and he said I'm not Bruce's son."

Dick stroked Tim's hair one after another, and asked in his ear, "Did I kiss you today?"

I looked up at Dick, and the bruise around his mouth made me smile a bit: "No."

Once upon a time Robin, my idol's lips felt so good on my forehead.

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I sit in my living room with my laptop on my lap and do my job—seriously, it’s a great job for money.

"What are you doing, Drake?" Damian asked me as I passed by.

Although I am very upset with this kid, but for the sake of Dick and Bruce, I am willing to endure a little bit: "Deal with the Wayne Consortium's report for this quarter."

Damian clenched his hand and then let go: "Wayne Group?"

"Ah..." My eyes were still fixed on the screen, and I reached out for coffee to drink, "The financial statements for the second quarter are out, I'm here to do the final one, what are you doing?"

Damian snatched my computer and looked at it seriously. I frowned: "Don't make trouble, I don't want to fight with you today."

"This will be"

"This will be your Wayne Group in the future," I rolled my eyes, "Okay, then you come to work."

After waiting for about 5 minutes, Damian threw the computer back into my arms.

I snorted, this mess of financial statements Bruce didn't even want to look at it, after adopting me, he knew that I was always doing it on Drake's side, and threw the whole pile of it like a mess. I.

This little brat.

I took a deep sip of my coffee, put the cup aside, and wanted to have a long chat with this devil bastard--keep hitting Bruce in front of me and interrupting my Robin job.

"Tim, come with me to the Batcave." Before I could say anything, Master Bruce Wayne, who finally got up at noon, appeared in the living room.

"OK, nothing else will happen?"

Damian looked at the two people who had left. He ran back to the bedroom that Afu arranged for him, dug out Dick's uniform that he forcibly left behind, took out the black cloak to cover himself, and prepared to go to the Batcave.

Anyway, this is my father's business, and it is also something I should participate in.Perfect score for Damian's logic.

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"Feeling better now?" Batman looked at Robin's face, which now looked like nothing had happened, but the lack of dark circles on Tim's face proved that the kid was wearing makeup again.

"Bruce," I push Batman into his seat, "what a big deal."

Batman scanned Robin carefully, then turned on the screen of the Batcave computer, and popped up the information: "Barbara informed me that there was a case of trafficking in women in Gotham recently."

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