God, do you need a boyfriend who can dance?

Yi Ge: What do you mean? Tell me clearly. Who is his wife? Is it me? (#‵′)

Xu Tingzhou was really going to be angry now, he wished he could drag out the big knife from Jianghu Yeyu's family, no, he had to drag a 40-meter long knife, it was too annoying.

It seems that in the future, you still can't casually surf the Internet, and something has happened.

I love blowjob: Uh, I don’t blame sama when I remember this. I remember he just showed off that his wife is a beautiful boy and loves to dance. Everyone booed and asked to watch the video. When I remembered, sama said that there is , but I didn’t show it to you, and then everyone guessed that the person was you, a Gege, and then everyone kept joking about him, your Gege, your Gege, everyone was just kidding, a Ge Gege Don't be angry, pet your fur.

Yi Ge: So you guys keep making fun of me?

If you are older, you should first say: Heaven and earth have a conscience, absolutely dare not, we were just teasing and ridiculing that kid when we came here, and we didn’t show any disrespect to you, my brother, as evidenced by heaven and earth.

When you are older, you first say: @记得来时, don’t hide and don’t talk, my wife came to ask her guilt, and she pretended to be dead.

When you are older, say first: Slip of the tongue, not my wife, not my wife.

Xu Tingzhou didn't go to Aite, and he was almost familiar with them after talking with them, but when I remembered this, it was said that he was really a god-level figure, and he hadn't spoken to him this night, and he looked like Gao Leng. It's better not to provoke me easily.

Moreover, Xu Tingzhou clearly remembered that when Yuzi recommended this great god, he said that he kept himself clean and never talked about anything. It really seems unreliable at all. Is it true that people can only be watched from a distance and not played with?Before he heard the great god speak, his image had already fallen into the valley. Xu Tingzhou just wanted to light a candle for this great god.

Under the persevering harassment of my friends, the name I remember when I came actually appeared in the dialog box below.

It was a voice. Xu Tingzhou couldn't help but click on the head portrait with only the word "remember" written on it. He wanted to hear what this god said.

But as soon as it was opened, the heart was poked open.The voice of remembering came out in a noisy background, as if rubbing his throat, but immediately merged into the heart of the other party, so low, so magnetic, like a large sea at night, silently making noise ring.

When remembering: [I haven't read the news yet, what are you talking about, it's a bit inconvenient for me to be outside. 】

It was obviously just the most common words, like the most common navigation in life, "there is a car coming in from the right ahead", but Xu Tingzhou knew that if such a voice was from navigation, he would have been in a car accident long ago.

He covered his face with joy that he didn't even notice, then turned on the voice and listened again.

Soon the voice was covered up by the complaints of the people below.

I am beautiful and I sleep first: When I said remembering God, I am not trying to find an excuse to cover up the truth. I will leave the words here today. When Gege just joined the group, he was bullied by you like this. God can’t see it, so I remember it You have to give someone an explanation, you know?

Everyone's ability to push the boat along with the flow is very strong, and all their brains are thrown on Ji Laishi's head. Whoever makes him the busiest and not so gregarious, he will definitely be the one who is taken advantage of.

Xu Tingzhou was stunned by this voice. He crossed out all the complaints and complaints just now and threw them out of the sky. Then he sorted out his mood and typed in the group.

Yi Ge: It's okay, I remember the great master's reputation when I came here for a long time, presumably the master's wife must have excellent dancing skills, but Xiao Ke never dares to compare with him.

He smacked his mouth, looking at the sour words he wrote, he almost vomited in disgust, his language skills are just like this, if he is not satisfactory, he really has to go back to primary school, Lian Qian The honorifics have been used like this, and he even complimented his wife, so it will definitely not be offensive.

He then thought about it, his wife should be right to use him, they said that the wife of the great god was a beautiful boy when they remembered it, so they must be right.

When I remembered, the voice was sent again soon.

When I came to remember: [I have something to say when I go back, and welcome the new children. I heard that they all call you Gege, so what should I call you]

After such a long paragraph, Xu Tingzhou was immediately stunned. My God, why has he never clicked on this person's song on the homepage, nor heard him speak, it is too bad to know him now.

Yi Ge: Hello, God, just call me Zhou Zhou.

When remembering: [You don't want to call me a great god anymore, I can't afford it. 】

Xu Tingzhou's brows were so tangled up, what should it be called, or... remember, everyone seems to call it that.

Ji Lai Shi: [Just call Lai Shi, I still have something to do, so I won't chat with you, little friend. 】

After hearing this sentence, Xu Tingzhou was immediately stuck on the spot, when he came, when he came, oh my god, how could this person foul like this, it is obviously a nickname, how to say it like a real name, so intimate that it is unbearable.Also, hello, who is the kid? He has graduated for several years, okay?

I couldn't help complaining in my heart, but it didn't show on my face.Still calmly began to type.

Yi Ge: Goodbye, God, goodbye (^_^)/~~bye

Several other people suddenly started joking sourly.

If you are older, you should say first: Brother Yige, it really doesn’t matter if you are as good as Ji Ji when you came here?You see how welcome we are.

Veteran driver who has been driving professionally for 30 years: Yes, Zhou Zhou, we love you too.

Then I sent a heart-warming picture.

Xu Tingzhou is not willing to accept such love.

Yi Ge: Forget it, the deep affection and friendship of the big bosses, I and other little people are not blessed to enjoy it, let's give it to other beautiful boys.

I love blowing flute: Don't, Zhou Zhou, you are just a beautiful boy.

Yige: Don't call me Zhouzhou (#‵′)

I love blowing Xiaoxiao: ╥﹏╥... the god is so loud that we can't scream/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

Yi Ge: ... well, whatever you want

If you are older, you should say first: Let’s call it Gege, it sounds very high-end and elegant.

Xu Tingzhou chatted a few words in the group before going offline.

Suddenly remembered the work we talked about in the afternoon, and opened the WeChat group again.

Xu Tingzhou: So is the rumor in the afternoon true?

Beauty No. [-] Fufu: Absolutely true, it is said that there is a handsome guy here, and now all the beautiful girls must be lucky.

Xu Tingzhou: Is it Monday? Then we can go there early, maybe we can leave a good impression.

Beauty No. [-] Shengsheng: Comrade Xiaozhou, you are really bad, you are right, get up early, but tonight I want to catch up with the drama, hehehe

Xu Tingzhou raised his eyebrows, this work group will soon become a group of beautiful girls gossip and gossip and buy beauty and makeup Amway group, the most important thing is that there is no refund, it is really heartbreaking.When I thought that I could change the leader when I went to work the day after tomorrow, I suddenly felt a lot better.The previous one worked overtime all the time, and his performance still couldn't improve. The head office finally decided to change people. It's really great.

After closing the group, he washed and slept on the big bed.

The long legs are wrapped in a quilt, the night is long, when can I find a male ticket to warm the bed, ginseng is really lonely.

He had already turned off his phone, but he couldn't help but click on it. When he found Jilai on Weibo, he followed it.

This person is not interesting at first glance, he uses his own name on the profile picture, and doesn't change it. It's so boring to change to a high-definition real person.

But the name is really well written, and it can be seen that it has calligraphy skills.

Xu Tingzhou thought about it secretly, clicked on his Weibo below, and was a little confused when he saw the first post.

When I remember: very beautiful. 【picture】

There are only three inexplicable words, but the attached picture is a very vague emoji.

On the picture is a very funny demon fox Ertuzi, who is sending out a lot of hearts.

Xu Tingzhou blinked, he was really at a loss as to what this great god praised for being beautiful, and what he was blind about.

No matter, give a thumbs up first.

He liked it, and didn't scroll down. He fell asleep in a daze. The phone slid to the side, shining brightly, and then went out soon.

On the next Sunday, Xu Tingzhou slept until the sun was high before Xu Tingzhou got up.

Seeing the nice weather outside, I immediately wanted to ask someone out to shoot a video, but then I thought, it’s already this hour, and it’s not troublesome enough to set up a place, make up, and determine the theme, so I immediately gave up.

It's better to go out and have a delicious meal to reward your stomach.

So he checked his phone and made a few calls, only to find that no one went out to eat with him.

At that moment, he suddenly realized that this must be a multi-family person for such a situation. Is it too miserable to eat Haidilao alone and let the waiter put a plush toy next to him? .

Forget it, let's go out and eat something casually.He tidied himself up and went out with his wallet.

After two stops on the bus, there was a large shopping mall. Xu Tingzhou thought about what he wanted to eat, and when he looked up, he saw a new steak shop opened.

This store exclusively occupies a small bungalow, which is very stylishly decorated from the outside, and it looks very nice at first glance.Xu Tingzhou touched his stomach and struggled for a while, whether to enter or not.Going to eat steak alone sounds a bit miserable, otherwise it wouldn't be so embarrassing to order two people.

As a food lover, Xu Tingzhou couldn't come up with any idea, so he gave himself a thumbs up in his heart and decided to do it this way.

When I opened the door and went in, I saw a woman and two men behind me, and I deliberately gave women priority.One of the handsome young men in blue nodded his thanks, and the other boy in white ran to the front with his head bowed.

what's the situation?Xu Tingzhou didn't know why, but he was still very happy to be watched by such a handsome young man.

The waiter greeted him, and he immediately became serious, showing his acting skills, "Two people, one more will come later."

The waiter smiled and welcomed him to his seat, and the handsome young man was at the table in front.Xu Tingzhou was sitting right where he could see the man's back, but unfortunately, he couldn't see the face, otherwise he could have just eaten.

The author has something to say: Remember when I came: What should I do, I must know that I called his wife behind his back?What should I do to pretend to be better, wait online, urgent!

Yi Ge [Touch Cheek]: I still mind remembering that God's wife is more beautiful than me. Is there anyone more beautiful than me?