God, do you need a boyfriend who can dance?

Jianghu Yeyu actually sent a picture of a kitchen knife, so scared that Xu Tingzhou almost fell off his chair.

Yi Ge: Don't, don't, Ye Yu, it's a life anyway, I can't kill it.

Jianghu Yeyu continued to send crying emojis, and began to send pity emoticons continuously.

Jianghu Yeyu: [Poor] [Poor] Then you forgive me?

Yi Ge: Good.

Xu Tingzhou helped his forehead, who knew that this person was so unreliable, he was still unreliable after thinking about it, so he asked.

Yi Ge: Why are you saving my photos? Are you secretly in love with me?

Jianghu Yeyu: Woohoo, the beauty deceived me, I wanted to be frightened, maybe I would keep it and become your love story in the future, how would I know that my hands slipped...

Xu Tingzhou didn't feel very good when Jianghu Yeyu said this.

Grapefruit Sauce: Everyone in the group is asking who the hell is, and I'm going to pick you out soon, Senior Zhou Zhou, what do you think?And this group is what I call a large group, and there are many ups in it.Or should I let you in?

Xu Tingzhou didn't know what to say. In fact, he didn't need to go through a lot of trouble for a photo, and didn't he just show a little bit of bathrobe, not even his face, which is really nothing.

But when I think about it, I'm not reconciled. Who would think that his appearance has been discussed in another place, and those people who secretly poked at him might cause something.

Xu Tingzhou was overwhelmed, but finally agreed.

Yi Ge: Alright, alright, Yuzu, give me a hand.

He rubbed the seeds of his head, it was time to think about whether it was because he was too nerdy, or if he really tried to communicate with the outside world and find a boyfriend by the way.

Thinking about it this way, he suddenly became a little timid again. Just when he was about to repent, Yuzu Jiang hurriedly pulled him in.

The world was suddenly quiet.

Yuzujiang sat in front of the computer with a dazed expression. Just now, this group of people were still gossiping, with all kinds of emoticons flying around. Why are everyone so quiet now.

The bright system notification also showed a message of just joining, but no one spoke.

Xu Tingzhou propped his chin with his hand, what's going on, am I not welcome now?This atmosphere is really too wrong.

In the end, the guilty Jianghu Yeyu came out to smooth things over.

Jianghu Yeyu: I said buddies, welcome new comrades, everyone give me a chirp.

A row of hands applauded immediately below.

Only then did Xu Tingzhou feel normal, thinking that he is also a popular person everywhere, how could there be a cold silence, this must be an illusion.

Someone raised his head tremblingly and asked.

I love blowing flute: ah, may I ask, are you the one who published "Fan Dance"?

Yi Ge: It's me, blowjob is great. ^_^

Suddenly a bunch of terrified faces appeared from below, and they immediately lined up again.

Xu Tingzhou scratched his head, and felt that his arrival seemed to divert the previous topic, so he didn't need to find someone to delete the photos one by one, as long as he didn't gossip or discuss.

Would it be possible to retire with a few gags in this way?

He had already figured it out, there were a lot of people in this group, so he should talk less in the future, and just complain in the small potpourri group if he had nothing to do.

That guy Jianghu Yeyu, he will definitely have a long memory after this time, and he will definitely not spare him next time.

Yi Ge: Thank you for your welcome, I am a newcomer, please guide me!

As he spoke, he posted two cute emojis. If you are directly in the group, you will not be scolded. This happens to many newcomers. Once you mention a well-known grandma, you will be mocked and hugged. Thighs or something is really annoying.

When Xu Tingzhou came in, all he saw were all the giant gods, and he didn't know which one to hug if he wanted to.

If you are older, you should first say: That little comrade named Yi Ge has come to our group, it is because of fate, from now on we will drive together, go to Qiu Mingshan together, and drive black together, okay?

Veteran driver who has been driving professionally for 30 years: Weakly ask, is it possible that the beautiful boy we just discussed and this newcomer Gege...

Jianghu Yeyu: Absolutely nothing, it's not him.

If you are older, you should say first: Classmate Ye Yu, you can silence yourself.

Poor Jianghu Yeyu's IQ was too impatient, and he fell for it immediately.

The others began to play tricks on Xu Tingzhou, who was as innocent as Xiaobai.

Veteran driver who has been driving professionally for 30 years: Dear Xiao Zhouzhou, I will follow your fans and call it okay, don’t worry, there will be an old brother covering you in the future, and I will guarantee that you will become purple and black

If you are older, you should say first: Can you save yourself, and put away your old rascal's tricks, so you won't teach children badly.

Yi Ge: Thank you, big brothers, my little brother is no longer a student.

If you are older, say first: So brother, is that really you in the photo just now?

It's only a few words, hey, let's start asking questions directly.

Xu Tingzhou moved the mouse and had no choice but to confess.

Yi Ge: It was me, Ye Yu accidentally posted it, please delete it, don't spread it, thank you. ＿|￣|○→＿|＼○＿→＿/＼○＿→_____○＿

The old driver has been driving professionally for 30 years: Hey, talk as you say, why are you still kneeling?

By the way, I sent a flat face expression.

Xu Tingzhou finally understood that this group of people are all shameless drivers who drive professionally every day, and they are not honest people at first glance.

Fortunately, the news was withdrawn immediately in 30 years.

Veteran driver who has been driving professionally for 30 years: Sorry, I’m used to teasing people, don’t worry about it brother, the photos will never be published.

If you are older, say first: idiot.

Xu Tingzhou inexplicably felt that everyone seemed to be too polite to him, not like welcoming newcomers at all, as if they had done something bad to him.

But he has just joined the group, and he has nothing else to do except for the photos. How could they feel sorry for him? I really can't figure it out.

He was thinking there, and saw the message from Yuzu.

Grapefruit Sauce: What, they were just joking around. Seeing you coming in, their attitude has improved a lot. Don’t you know who the one who was talking nonsense before was?You just forgive them.

Xu Tingzhou had a face of "what the hell", I couldn't understand what Yuzu was saying.

Until I saw a picture that was loaded successfully due to network reasons.

It was a chat conversation, and it looked like it was before Xu Tingzhou joined in. He was discussing the photo at that time.

I love blowing flute: I'm so cute, where did you get this super beautiful boy, drooling.

If you are older, you should say first: Looking at the photos, you will be stoned again, it is so seductive.

The old driver has been driving professionally for 30 years: I feel that my driver's license can finally come in handy.

Xu Tingzhou really didn't see it. This group of people dare to say what the standard is. They are too courageous.

He clicked the mouse angrily and asked questions in the group.

Yi Ge: I heard that when I didn't come, everyone was discussing the beautiful boy, is there such a thing?

You are older and you say first: Haha, brother, we just teased a bit, really, we don’t have any wrong thoughts, you have to trust us, I will post four.

If you are older, you should first say: Ah bah, I swear.

Veteran driver who has been driving professionally for 30 years: I...I also swear, we are really just joking around, please forgive us, Mr. Zhou Zhou. ＿|￣|○→＿|＼○＿→＿/＼○＿→_____○＿

Feng Shui took turns, and now it was Xu Tingzhou's turn to show off his power.

Yi Ge: I regard you as my seniors, but I didn't expect you to want to fuck me.Is there any justice in this world? I'm a newcomer, so transparent, didn't I just take a photo?How did you offend you people, ahhh, is there any justice in this world?

In Xu Tingzhou's imagination, everyone lowered their heads in shame.Think carefully about your mistakes, and then pray for his forgiveness.

The young rookie who originally thought he was a junior, immediately made all the big bosses feel guilty about him because of this incident, and he couldn't say anything wrong.

Xu Tingzhou doesn't care whether you are really quick-talking for a while, or you are really interested in it, thinking about something you shouldn't think about.

He thinks it's quite fun now, and he has nothing to chat with, and the day will soon pass by.

At this time, the atmosphere in the group had gradually turned peaceful. Xu Tingzhou knocked on him, not allowing anyone to spread the photos, and then he kindly called out seniors and juniors.

Yi Ge: So I am a very talkative person, everyone should not be fooled by my beauty, but should see my external personality charm.

The members of the Appearance Association can't see the gleaming personality charm, they can only see the skin.

I dug out the photo and licked it. It turned out that this little newcomer looks so good. Looking at the white skin, he must feel very good.

The song "Fan Dance" that I submitted at the beginning was really graceful and graceful like a dragon swimming, and coupled with the figure of the classical dance, I couldn't help but see that figure.

On the bullet screen, there are monsters all over the place, who would have thought that if you say a few nasty words to the photo today, you will be caught by the right person.

The bosses are very wronged, and the bosses want to sue.

If you are older, say first: Don’t talk about us, there is something even worse. Remember, that guy talked about his wife all day long. Why is the boss coming in now, and there is no movement at all?

Xu Tingzhou's eyes widened, wife?Who is this talking about?What kind of weird group is this, Ma Ma, I want to go home!

The author has something to say: Remember when you came: It's you, it's you, and the wife is you.

Yi Ge: I don't know this person, Boots.

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Dear ones, happy Lantern Festival.Thank you Meng Ruo Chuqing and Mianmao for their mines, okay?