[Journey to the West] Jagged Tang San Burial

True Immortal Ruyi was furious when he heard him call his in-laws, and scolded: "Who is your in-laws! Shameless monk! Even monsters dare to snatch them in broad daylight! Is there any king's law! You Buddhas don't care about this?"

The monkey smiled and said: "I haven't mentioned him yet. Grandpa refers to the Bull Demon King. He also worshiped seven brothers in the past. He is the eldest brother. Grandpa is the last one. Because of his in-laws, the Taoist priest might as well look at the Bull Demon King's face. With some spring water?"

Ruyi Zhenxian heard him mentioning the Bull Demon King, and sneered: "You keep calling big brother, but you are good at pimping, and when you turn around, you sell your eldest nephew to your junior brother. You are so shameless as an uncle. How dare you mention my brother?!"

Sanzang was on the cloud, and he heard the indistinct quarrel below, so he asked Honghaier to lower the cloud's head to look at what was going on, but Honghaier saw that the long eyes were familiar, so he turned around and said to Sanzang, "Master, what's the matter?" I know what Ruyi is a true immortal." He jumped off the cloud.

Monkey heard that pimp, he was naturally dissatisfied, let's not mention the eldest nephew, although his junior brother often gets out of the situation, but after all, he is the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea, and he is also very handsome, full of martial arts, young, how can he Using the word "selling" to belittle his little junior brother, he was naturally not very polite:

"You are very ignorant, grandpa calls you in-laws, it's to save face for you, if you don't give this spring water, don't blame grandpa for being rude to you."

Real Immortal Ruyi sneered when he saw his puffy stomach, "Interesting, I'm still afraid that you, a pregnant monkey, won't succeed, so I'll chop you into meat sauce first, and serve it to my brother, so that he can taste it." You bastard!"

The two sides were about to fight, when suddenly there was a demon descending from the sky, the True Immortal Ruyi saw it, stopped the golden hook in his hand, was overjoyed, and shouted: "Nephew! Red boy! It's me!"

The red boy first signaled to the monkey to go to the author to rest with his eyes, and he will take care of the rest. He turned around with a smile on his face, and held the hand of the real fairy Ruyi: "I heard uncle's voice on the cloud. I came down and looked, it really is Uncle, uncle was not still in Flame Mountain, why did he move here now?"

True Immortal Ruyi is really worried about his nephew. In the Huoyan Mountain, before the red boy went to the Huoyun Cave, he was the one who brought up him. He stumbled and sneezed from the hairy boy who brought sparks when he sneezed, to the one who jumped when he walked. Quickly, the brat who caught fire at random, even the beard he was once proud of was burned by this nephew a lot, and it has been mutilated, growing and shortening.At first some monsters asked if they had changed their beards, but after being burned by the red boy a few times, they remained silent.

The Bull Demon King felt extremely sorry for his brother, and wanted to beat up the red boy when he came back, but he was stopped by the real fairy Ruyi. The reason was probably that he was still a child, and he was used to burning. If he didn't burn my beard for a day, I still had to worry. Whether he was sick or not, that beard gradually returned to its original shape after Honghai'er went to Huoyun Cave.And that Ruyi Immortal is also a peculiar master among monsters. He was originally a bull demon. He did not occupy the mountains as king, and did not plunder mortal villages, but he devoted himself to cultivating Taoism. This time, he also took the name of himself as Ruyi True Immortal, and became half monster and half Taoist priest.

He has no wife and no children, and the only thing he cares about is his clever, well-behaved and lovely nephew. Although the rumors of his nephew heard in his ears, it doesn't seem to have much connection with the word "beautiful". Which hilltop did he occupy again, majestic and majestic, beating those monsters to the point of crap, begging bitterly, it has nothing to do with his age at all.Hearing his news, True Immortal Ruyi is both happy and worried. The joy is indeed brought out by himself. He has done such a thing at a young age, but the worry is that he will be a big attractor, and how many powerful monsters will come along the way, emerging one after another , and practicing different spells, those monsters are scheming and well-planned, different red boys have little knowledge and experience, and they don't know if they fall into a trap. Health is good.

However, True Immortal Ruyi hadn't waited for the news that Honghai'er was separated from a big monster to seize territory, but he heard that Honghai'er had met the so-called destiny, which was said by Guanyin himself, and heard that Honghai'er was thrown from the fire by a group of monks. Yundong was taken away, so far there is no news.True Immortal Ruyi first wrote a letter to her brother, the Bull Demon King, and then set out to search for it several times. She searched all the mountains near the Huoyun Cave. Many monsters came out to inquire about her whereabouts, but none of them saw the red boy. He felt anxious and uneasy, and he had a clear understanding of the monk's ins and outs, but there was no news of Hong Hai'er, and finally his nephew came today.

True Immortal Ruyi listened to his nephew's question, and explained a few words casually: "After I bid farewell to your parents, I traveled around the world. I saw that this place has good feng shui, so I lived here." He hurriedly explained to his nephew, and held it He shoulders, looked up and down, pinched his face, looked at his arms, wishing to take off the clothes to see if there were any injuries.

"Those damned monks—did they do anything to you?! Did they coerce you?! It's all uncle's fault for not taking good care of you...Leaving you alone in the Huoyun Cave and being bullied by monks, uncle will definitely I will teach them a lesson for you!"

Hong Hai'er knew that the uncle in front of him was very nice to him, too much, and he even didn't hesitate to quarrel with his shameless old man who went around the vixen all day long, and wanted to defend his prank, so he quickly said : "It's not what my uncle said. It's my nephew who has taken a fancy to the other party, so I begged the Guanyin to go on the road together."

True Immortal Ruyi would rather believe that he is deaf at this time than believe what his nephew said now: "Wait, are you bewitched by their sorcery? That's why you said such words! Look at me! "

The red boy looked serious, shook his head, and smiled again, shaking his uncle's arm: "Where, it's not that uncle doesn't know me, how could the monster that my red boy likes let him go, catch up It's too late; if the uncle has seen him, he will definitely think that the nephew has high vision, and then he will trouble the uncle to say a few words in front of my mother, praise and praise, so that my mother can feel at ease."

True Immortal Ruyi looked at his nephew, and then at the monkey not far away with a face full of faces that his grandfather had told you about a long time ago, a mouthful of blood stuck in his throat.

"You, how can you be so casual! Don't be like your father, just for the sake of beauty, and come to this point!"

Hong Haier wondered: "What are you talking about the old man who received a thousand knives? Would uncle be willing to go back with your nephew and see your nephew's heart demon?"

Not far away, the monkey raised the golden cudgel as a signal: "Then remember to bring some spring water back as a gift, and Grandpa won't care about those rude words just now."

True Immortal Ruyi saw his nephew who was full of smiles and could not be rejected. This smile was very familiar. Ever since the red boy would pounce on him, he had seen it countless times, and each time had a different purpose. With his reliable father, with his over-disciplined mother, and with him who is infinitely doting and pampering, they can almost achieve their goals. The mouthful of blood has to be swallowed by himself. When the nephew grows up, he can't help being disciplined. I used to plan to find the best marriage for my nephew, but I also thought that my nephew was too good, and he would be an advantage to the other girl no matter what, but I couldn't bear it no matter what, who knew that his nephew was still the same as his father in this respect .

When his father saw the Iron Fan Princess, he fell in love at first sight. No matter how the elders of the clan objected, he wanted to move to the Huoyan Mountain where almost no grass grew, and he wanted to be with the Iron Fan Princess. The demon king didn't know which tendon was wrong, he fell in love with the vixen, and he was still like a saint of love, with one heart and one mind, he was so devoted to that vixen, even if he died, he would die on the vixen's belly.

He has always thought that the monk, that Guanyin, must have used some dirty means and recited some bewitching mantras to bewitch his nephew. It turned out that his nephew took the initiative to pounce on him and pursue the girl— -etc.

True Immortal Ruyi tremblingly asked the monkey with his last tiny wish, "Is it with your junior sister, or with your junior brother?"

The monkey was at a loss: "Of course it's my junior brother, my little junior brother! The majestic third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea! How many monsters and gods are chasing after him! After all, it is my elder nephew who has good vision and quick action."

Hong Haier smiled modestly: "Uncle has won the award, Hong Haier dare not be, naturally he is good-looking."

Immortal Ruyi was in despair, feeling that his nephew was not looking for a girl, "Then, then you won't be able to have children..."

The red boy raised his face to look at him, he smiled brightly, as if he didn't care about this matter at all, so Immortal Ruyi couldn't help but touch his face, feeling sore and tearful, "Uncle, why don't you?" Speaking of which, it’s not that there is the Zimu River, and uncle can have as many children as he wants.”

True Immortal Ruyi thinks about it too, he couldn't find anything to refute for a while, but now he doesn't accept it, but he has to accept it, so he nodded sadly, "Then, that uncle will go get a bucket of abortion spring..."

But the monkey was thoughtful: "Nephew, it's too early for you to say that."

True Immortal Ruyi gave him a sideways glance: "Of course it's early! How old is my nephew! At this age, he's not happy enough yet, so why would he want to live with a child!"

When Honghaier learned that the monkey didn't say that, he felt a little embarrassed, and tugged at the corner of Ruyi's clothes: "That's not true, because my nephew hasn't got him yet."

True Immortal Ruyi's sip of blood couldn't go up or down, and he felt aggrieved in his heart.

But Sanzang on the cloud was getting impatient.

He had a stomach ache, and it was cold in mid-air, and he didn't know how to dispel the clouds, so he could only say coldly from above: "Should we wait until the teacher is away to discuss the topic of having a child?" ?”