[Journey to the West] Jagged Tang San Burial

It's a pity that the fainting turned into fainting, Ba Jie closed his eyes, and when he opened them, he could still see his stomach pushing up his clothes like a ripe watermelon.Sweeping around again, there is the elder brother who is leaning on the golden cudgel and meditating, the younger brother who is full of despair, and the master who is still thinking about life with a blank face.

He has seen so many romances in the world, and seen so many red threads entangled in the puppets in Yuelao's hands, but he never imagined that one day, in front of the object of his admiration, he would puff out his belly, and the object of his admiration would also puff out his belly together, indifferently. not talking.

This matter is quite unreal. He, a former god, is almost unable to support himself as a monster now.

The monster and his mother hurried over to help them, the monkey threw him away, but what his hand encountered was a stream of cold water, the hand was still on his arm, maybe the pregnant monster is especially afraid of the cold, the monkey only I felt shivering all over my body.

"Sirs, please stay where you are and wait. I'll send this monkey gentleman to the house, and then I'll pick you up."

The monkey roared, "Let go of Grandpa!"

The monster son and mother are not afraid of his stick at all, he is nimble, hit a stick, turned into a stream of water to disperse and then gather together, and he is a slut or a handsome boy, persuading the monkey: "Mr.—"

Monkey: "Shut up! Who is your husband! Grandpa is the former Great Sage Equaling Heaven! Have you ever heard of the name Grandpa?!"

Mother of monsters: "...Then, that Lady Equaling Heaven?"

When Bajie was in extreme pain, he couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief, and fell on the roller blind that was supporting him.

"Oh dear, Mrs. Qi Tian, ​​brother, your nickname is nice. If there is a girl left, why not call me this title."

Just as the monkey was about to swing the golden cudgel, there was another earth-shattering pain in his stomach.

"Master, don't make trouble anymore, the child is afraid of making trouble, so you should sit down quietly and have a good rest."

The monster son and mother continued to persuade, the monkey was helpless, and Sanzang was in severe pain at this time, he didn't want to sit down, he just wanted a quiet world, whoever dared to quarrel or say a word, just wanted to save the other party Going to the Western Paradise, now I reluctantly say to the monkey: "Go faster."

The monkey had no choice but to follow the monster son and mother to some house at the foot of the mountain. There were a few women in the house. They first saluted the monster son and mother with a smile, and then looked at the monkey behind him:

"This husband is so handsome, but he has a lot of hair! The delicate girl he gave birth to must also be good-looking!"

The monkey ignored them and stood at the door, urging the monster and his son and mother to pick up his master and younger brothers.

The monster mother and child responded, and quickly went to Sanzang's place again. He walked so fast, as if he was floating, and he couldn't feel the existence of feet under his skirt.The women, however, boiled hot soup swiftly and twisted the towels. They were not afraid of the monkey, so they stepped forward and handed the towels to him.

"Sir, wipe your face and go drink some hot water?"

The monkey took the hot towel, and suddenly felt hot in his hand, never felt so comfortable, couldn't help but yawned, and wanted to sit down.

The women quickly moved some rattan chairs, and the monkey nestled in, basking in the spring sun, with a hot towel on his face, and another woman took off his boots, and put a basin of hot water under his feet .

The monkey felt that he was going to turn into a pool of furry water in the rattan chair. If there was anything left, it must be his heart longing for sleep and sunshine.He was drowsy, and after a while, he heard voices coming from far to near.

Bajie saw the appearance of the monkey, before he could laugh at it, a towel was stuffed in his hand.

He logged into the world of bliss.

He who had no fear of the warm spring breeze, suddenly felt that the whole world became cold, and the towel was warm and hot, spreading from the palm of his hand.Even Sanzang accepted the warmth of the towel, only Xiao Bailong felt that it was not as warm as Honghaier's embrace.

Seeing them so absorbed and unable to extricate themselves, the monster mother and mother felt happy, and asked the mother-in-law to take good care of them, so they left first.Bajie was still concerned about how a man would give birth to a child, and asked the women.

The women were also bold, and replied while laughing: "Sisters-in-law, the structure of this man's childbirth is different from that of a woman's. You can't go down, you can only go up, just like the rumored Nezha, who turned into a meat ball from Spit it out of your mouth!"

Bajie rubbed his throat, feeling a bit impracticable: "Have you seen it?"

The women replied: "Master, you are joking. This is the border of my daughter's country in Xiliang, with a radius of a hundred miles. How can there be a man, except for occasional monsters like my husband who accidentally ate the water of the mother-child river? Come a man to give birth to a child? And monsters, even if they cut a hole, they can’t die, and the child just came out like this.”

Bajie was touching his own flesh, trying to figure out where to injure him, when Sanzang suddenly asked: "Those monsters who ate by mistake were all born?"

The mothers-in-law looked at each other, hesitated a bit, and passed away with sloppy eyes: "Why do you ask me like that, how can there be any unborn ones? Let me add some hot water to the husbands."

Sanzang heard the slightest hesitation in her words, he pinched his palm with the fingers of his right hand, and forced himself to fight against the pain: "There must be an unborn child, how do we abort it?"

Rolling shutter understood what Sanzang meant, and he stood up. After all, those women were still a little scared when they saw the monster, and kept backing away, but Rolling shutter didn't move forward. He stood still and said, "I won't make things difficult for you either. After all, how do you get an abortion?"

Women, you look at me, I look at you, no one dares to say it first, one of them mustered up the courage, and persuaded: "Why do you want to have an abortion, the children are so cute, and the husbands have one, which can be regarded as successors." Someone."

The curtain was unmoved, he stood there with a gloomy and indifferent face, holding a half-moon Zen stick in his hand: "If you choose to hide it, then don't blame me for being rude."

The women were afraid of him, but they refused to speak out, so they held hands together and said, "We have seen many monsters, so fight them, we won't talk about them."

Rolling shutter wondered: "Who said I'm going to fight?"

Ba Jie lifted the towel, his willpower is not as good as his master's, maybe even Xiao Bailong can't match shoulder to shoulder, and he will never force himself when it is time to indulge, but now he also faintly heard the word abortion, and quickly opened his eyes to watch .

Rolling shutter took out the bowl from the luggage, and after reciting the shengshui formula, a bowl of clear water came out, pretending to be intimidating, and going to pour those women.

The women turned pale with fright and begged for mercy: "Master, I can't help it. We are already old and can't have children. If we want to drink water, we can only give birth to our internal organs and flesh."

Rolling shutter held up the water with one hand, and asked, "Should you tell me?"

The women had no choice but to tell them one by one that there was a Jieyang Mountain in the south of their place, and there was a Poer Cave in the mountain, and there was a Luotai Spring in the cave.It takes a sip of water from the well to relieve the fetal gas.It used to be easy to get water, but now it is impossible to get water. In the past, a Taoist named Ruyi True Immortal came here. He changed the broken hole into Juxian Temple to protect the spring water of the fetus, and refused to give it to others.But those who want water need a bonus gift, a plate of sheep wine and fruit, and a sincere dedication. Beg him and get him a bowl of water.

Rolling shutter asked again: "How far is it between you and Xieyang Mountain?"

The mother-in-law replied, "Thirty miles."

Roller Blind originally wanted to go alone and let Hong Boy stay here to take care of him, but Sanzang refused. The hot water, the towel, together with the flesh and blood in his stomach, were dissipating his will little by little, making him change. I was lazy and sinking, unwilling to think about anything, and now no matter how painful it is, I have to go there in person.

Seeing Sanzang get up, the monkey also lifted the towel, put his feet in the boots, and followed.

Finally, Red Boy went to Mount Jieyang together with Sanzang and the monkey. The rolling curtain left Bajie and Xiaobailong behind to take care of Bajie and Xiaobailong. After seeing the cloud, he himself sat on it. The red boy stepped on a gust of fire and opened the way ahead. In a short while, he saw a mountain top blocking the corner of the cloud, and according to the light of the cloud, the monkey's eyes were sharp, and he saw that there was a place in the shade. Suddenly, in the manor house, the sound of dogs barking was heard.

He got down from the clouds first, asked his eldest nephew to protect his master, and went to the manor by himself, and came to the door from time to time, and saw an old Taoist sitting cross-legged on the green grass.

When the old Taoist saw him and saw his stomach, he understood why he came, and asked, "I'm Master Ruyi Zhenxian's big apprentice, where are all your red wine gifts?"

The monkey thought to himself that grandpa never prepared for such falsehoods. There are so many gods in heaven, and his name is a pass, so he said to the old Taoist: "Grandpa's name is Monkey King, the great sage equal to heaven. Even Sanqing knows grandpa's name. You Talk to your patriarch, not to mention a sip of water, or even a well to give to grandpa."

Hearing what he said, the old Taoist saw that he was really outstanding, so he went into the house to report that the Ruyi Immortal was playing the qin, and he didn't dare to disturb him. The monkey, known as the Monkey King Monkey King, wanted the water from the Embryo Spring."

That Ruyi Immortal, hearing this name, was so angry that he got off the piano bed, took off his plain clothes, put on a Daoist robe, took a Ruyi hook, jumped out of the nunnery, and shouted: "Where is Sun Wukong!"

The monkey wondered, wondering how it came so quickly, could it be that the old man really knew Grandpa, so he shook his hand at him: "Grandpa is here, give Grandpa a bucket of your water?"

True Immortal Ruyi spat at him: "You bastard! Do you still remember the Holy Infant King, the red boy! You monks, you guys took a fancy to my nephew's beauty and fabricated some fate. My poor nephew, his age I was abducted by you when I was young, and I don’t know what is going on now! I have nowhere to seek revenge from you here, and you come to find me, what do you need!"

The monkey blinked: "You mean my eldest nephew? So it's his in-laws?"