Such food, can be an anchor?

"Hey! Old Tie, you are really punctual!" Zhou Gongyan looked at the message that his friend was online. He was still on the Haoqi League map and had no time to quit.

Qi Youzhi chuckled, his voice was soft and sounded extremely cute.

Zhou Gongyan's little canine teeth were half exposed, obviously in a good mood, and asked him with a smile: "What are you doing here in the middle of the night?"

"Take care, can I be in a good mood?" To be honest, now Qi Youzhi feels a headache when he hears Zhou Gongyan's voice. Although it's just a hallucination, he can't help but have the urge to explode every minute.

"Okay, okay, old man, how about we go to the arena?" Zhou Gongyan suggested, not idle, and immediately ordered someone to form a team.

Qi Youzhi hit him very bluntly: "I refuse, Li is such a dish, who wants to fight with Li!" And Qi Youzhi felt that this was not a blow at all, he always likes to tell the truth.

"Let's fight~ Let's fight~ We have a very popular nanny in our gang!" Zhou Gongyan's voice softened a little unconsciously, Qi Youzhi's skills are still very good, and he is almost full of blood when he is abused...

At this time, since Qi You went online on the bullet screen, the painting style has changed——

"Fried Hair Tsundere Shou Thieves Cute!"

"Daily bombing, picking up Qi in the front row is a 100-meter sprint!"

"Chun Ni has been reconciled!"

"I'm afraid it's going to turn over the water~~~"

……

Zhou Gongyan called Du Luoluo, the five poisonous little loli in the gang who is both intelligent and beautiful. "I don't want to play nanny today! I want to play dps! Master, don't play Tiance on the nanny account, anyway, you will be charged as a statue if you go to Tiance!"

"Wow, the nanny wants to play dps, so why not fight!" Qi continued to blow up, the three dps were either strong or died tragically, the point was still that Zhou Gongyan was too good.

"Didn't you say that besides Tiance, you also know how to poison milk, and give you a chance to change your painting style? How about three dps for the three of us?" Du Luoluo

Zhou Gongyan echoed: "Seven people say, do you dare to fight three dps, dare you?"

"How dare you, don't hit me! Give me another shot! If you can't get any damage, why not hit me!" A certain person continued to roar, but his voice was still soft...

Du Luoluo refused to accept it: "Wow~ you come and plant a flag with me to see my damage!"

"Wow~ so, if Zhou Ao and I win a random fight, someone from me will recognize this dps!"

"Okay, the three of us plant the flag, and the loser will play the nanny."

"Come on, the two of us will beat you one, and if you lose, you will play nurse!" Zhou Gongyan said leisurely, his fingers were not idle, and flew to Qi Youzhi's side in minutes.

Du Luoluo was speechless: "Are you two so gay? Two hit me?"

"We are brothers, we will definitely beat you!" Zhou Gongyan said righteously. "You just cut the nanny!"

"I don't!" Du Luoluo protested: "I play with the nanny every day, it's so annoying, you play with the nanny!"

Zhou Gongyan frowned: "No, I'm a big man playing nanny, how can I put it, I'm a little disgusted..."

"It's annoying for me to play dps every day, you guys give me your milk (lai) number, I'll milk (lai)!" Qi Youzhi roared arrogantly.

"Okay, Qi is so strong!" Zhou Gongyan smiled happily, but asked him uneasy: "But... can you play nanny? Do you know Wudu milk?"

"No fee!" Ruan Ruan said.

"No...then why are you breastfeeding the two of us?" Zhou Gongyan almost accidentally knocked over the keyboard with the hand holding the cup...

"Then are you going to fuck or not? If you don't hit me, I'll quit!"

Zhou Gongyan hastily subdued: "Okay, okay, fight..."

"No!" Qi Youzhi growled, just being on the same team as Zhou Gongyan made him feel discouraged. "do not fight!"

"Then do you still play with milk?"

"I don't, I won't play anymore!" Qi Youzhi took off his round-frame flat glasses, still in a grumpy mood... seems to have forgotten his righteous indignation roar a moment ago: You give me your grandma's name, I will Come to milk (lai)!

"Okay, okay, I'll do the milk, I'll do the milk..." A certain person helplessly accepted his fate.

But——Qi Youzhi is still very dissatisfied: "No! No!!! You are such a colorful pen, I don't~~~"

Zhou Gong said with a slightly crying tone in the extremely long drawn out tone, "Wow, why do you sound like you're about to cry? Are you such a dishonest blue kid?"

Feeling that once he met Qi Youzhi, his aura was not as strong as before, and his voice unconsciously softened a bit: "Let's just fight, if we lose, I will go to heaven, and I promise to win in seconds, okay? You Look at you, you look like a jumping frog!" On the screen, Qi Youzhi was indeed making backward jumping postures.

"Then stop fighting!" Someone limply protested, "You insulted me..."

"Don't, I can do it! I really know the five poisonous milk!"

"I'm talking about it, I'm dead, I'm... get (long) dead!"

Du Luoluo felt that his ears were going to fail, a Jianwang [-] BB machine, a Roaring dps...

"Have you changed the master key, remember not to save the server! This is someone else's account!"

Zhou Gongyan's expression froze: "It's been changed..."

"Why are you so gay? You changed so quickly..."

Qi Youzhi asked silently, and his tone was very soft all of a sudden: "What does gay mean, does it mean homosexuality?"

Zhou Gongyan became a little uneasy when he heard this word, "Same ass, brother! Do you think I look like a gay? You are so funny! Are you invited by a monkey to be gay? Do you think I look like me?"

"I don't think it's so wordy, I can't seem to tell~" Qi Youzhi was still soft, not as irritable as before.

"I'm not gay, okay?" Zhou Gongyan licked the little tiger's teeth, his tone full of persistence.

"Then can you line up?"

"I'll line up~"

Look very seriously on the bullet screen——

"Wow, irritable and explosive!"

"I'm sorry, the seventh prince of our family is so arrogant, if you offend me, please show my heart here~~~"

"Oh, cute and cute..."

"It comes with the property of fried hair..."

"Oh my god, I feel like I'm watching a Tanmei drama... Although there is no picture, Sikuo can use his own brain to make up doge!"

Zhou Gongyan ignored the group... the barrage that made people irritable at a glance, changed the healing acupoints under Du Luoluo's guidance, and ordered the NPC to line up.

Inside Green Bamboo Academy (one of the arena venues)——

Zhou Gongyan: "How to fight?"

Du Luoluo: "Qi is going to nurse the nanny."

Seven people: "Why should I breastfeed (lai), I don't want to breastfeed (lai)!"

Du Luoluo: "That's fine, I'll do it!"

3V3 starts, the configuration on the opposite side: Badao, Qixiu (Yunshang), Tiance.

On the opposite side, Ba Dao and Tiance followed Zhou Gongyan's five poisons the whole time, chasing him to fight, Zhou Gongyan dealt with it fairly lightly at the beginning.Until I heard the shouts of my teammates, I started to panic...

Qi Youzhi began to growl: "Girl (lai) me! I'm half full blood, fast milk (lai) me!"

Zhou Gongyan was very calm: "Don't worry, hold on! I'll hold you with a string, and I'll pull you a thousand butterflies! You won't die!"

Du Luoluo: "You are about to be turned to death by Ba Dao's windmill, hurry up and milk yourself!"

Zhou Gongyan: "I know, I know, I use instant cast, I still have instant cast, and my healing is still strong!"

3 minutes later—

Zhou Gongyan: "Oh, I'm full of milk!"

Du Luoluo: "Yes, yes."

Qi Youzhi: "Yes, brother (die)~ Quanjian Wangsan is the strongest and five poisons!"

1 minutes later—

Du Luoluo: "Nurse is dead!"

Zhou Gongyan: "Yes, beautiful!"

Qi Youzhi: "I killed it!"

Du Luoluo: "I killed it!"

Qi Youzhi: "You are not a good teammate, you have to grab the head!"

Du Luoluo: "Nurse me! Give me a sip!" Almost collapsed, "Ah~~~~ I'm dead, can't you give me a sip?"

Zhou Gongyan: "You are so far away from me..."

Qi Youzhi: "Girl (lai) me!"

Zhou Gongyan: "Come here, I'm pulling Qiandie! Er... I was knocked down..." growling: "They are all looking at me! I died..."

In the end, only Qi Youzhi, who was full of blood, and Tiance, who was on the opposite side, was left with blood. In such a scene, Qi Youzhi was very... terrified, "Why are you talking, I feel that I am very strong!"

Zhou Gongyan: "Yes, you can say that you are a thief, and you can fly to the sky, shoulder to shoulder with the sun!"

"Hehehe~~~" Qi Youzhi's soft laughter echoed in the live broadcast room, "Hey, it's okay!"

Leshan Giant Buddha Grottoes (one of the arena venues)——

Opposite configuration: hidden sword, Tiance, Qixiu (Yunshang)

Zhou Gongyan became the target of the fire again, and a big bracken was released with great effort...

Zhou Gongyan flicked his fingers on the keyboard, "Wow, Tiance stepped on me! Someone Qi, someone Qi!"

Qi Youzhi: "Don't worry about Fang, if someone from me is here, I will kick him off the horse!"

Zhou Gongyan: "Where's my cock? My cock? Wait for me to call my cock?"

Qi Youzhi: "One stab at the nanny, one stab at the nanny, one stab at the nanny!"

Zhou Gongyan: "Don't worry, don't worry, Luo Luo is bleeding, I'll breastfeed her first!"

But... Du Luoluo got stuck behind the pillar in order to avoid the pursuit from the opposite side.Qi Youzhi was still roaring: "Nurse cut it, nurse cut it!"

Du Luoluo: "I'm dead..."

Zhou Gongyan: "..."

Qi Youzhi: "Why are you so fat, aren't we here to reach the pinnacle of life? We're not here to clean the floor!"

Zhou Gongyan: "Come on, I am a thousand butterflies, if I don't come, I will die! Come on, come on!"

……

That night, a self-evident road to mopping the floor went extremely smoothly.No matter how powerful the nanny is, she can't save the anchor who is famous for her food...

"Hey! Why are you silent all of a sudden?" Zhou Gongyan felt that YY was terribly quiet. Ever since they finished wiping the floor, Qi Youzhi fell into a honeyed silence, his pure yang was clearly online...

"..."

On the bullet screen——

"Booming in a trance"

"Forcibly pulled up..."

"Maybe it's too tiring to wipe the floor..."

"Give me back my Tsundere Seventh Prince!"

……

Zhou Gongyan looked at the barrage helplessly, "Hello? Hello? Hello? Why don't you talk, old man! I won't play nanny next time, I'll be sent by someone Zhou! Come out quickly! Hey! Hey! Hello……"

The chatterbox mode is on...

After 5 minutes, Qi Youzhi wanted to throw the keyboard!

"Don't read (lian)! In just a few minutes, you have been reading (reading) in spicy! It's scarier than my mother! Li sighed!"

Zhou Gongyan was aggrieved, "We are teammates, of course we have to communicate!"

"Li is such a dish, and the communication is so profound, can Li understand it?" Qi Youzhi was particularly agitated by tonight's infinite mopping the floor, his growling voice was even worse than Zhou Gongyan's.

"I want to sing (cang) pot!" Qi Youzhi said suddenly, he usually likes to sing when he is in a good mood, and he also likes to sing when he is in a bad mood...

"Okay, okay, you sing." Although Zhou Gongyan was a little afraid of his voice, but... it was actually very good!

The bullet screen can't wait for it——

"Wow, the high-energy warning ahead—"

"I'm going to put bracken (five poisons treatment), everyone come quickly!"

"Spring Mud (Sword Thirty Thousand Flowers)~~~~~~"

"Plum Blossom Shield, Plum Blossom Shield (Sword Three Long Songs)!!!"

……

"Ahem..." Qi Youzhi moistened his throat habitually, and said softly, "I'm about to start~~"

"Masters~" Qi Youzhi shouted softly, his voice was particularly sensitive: "As the saying goes, spring sleep does not wake up, hey, it's never too early, come to warm the tent at night, hey, you know how much love is, I won't wait for you Come to overwhelm me and lie down first, don't forget the rose~rose~ ointment when you are in high spirits~"

Just like the tremor that night, Zhou Gongyan had a premonition that he would toss and turn again tonight...

"Who is here to take my trick? The Sunflower Acupuncture Hand, it turns out to be the Queen Mother, and the cousin's silver needle is swishing~~~" Qi Youzhi's voice changed seamlessly, and his voice was completely different from his usual voice. Two styles of painting.

In the words of the bullet screen, it is——

"Ah!!! This is my old Gong!"

"Nest grass! Can be attacked or received!"

"The voice line is really confusing."

"After the high energy, what is waiting for me is an explosion on the spot!"

"Is this the legendary voice-changing system?"

"There is a piece of jade (hidden sword fake death acupuncture point)!"

"Full of aggressiveness, no matter how wordy it is, it's very Sufu!"

Zhou Gongyan was also shocked, he couldn't tell that it was sung by one person, one was soft and trembling, and the other was full of aggressiveness as the barrage said!

"How should I put it, old iron, it really sounds good!" Zhou Gongyan admired it sincerely, and he swore that this was definitely not a daily boast!It's really nice!

Qi Youzhi let out a naive smile, and finally put the matter of wiping the floor behind him, and was slightly pleased: "Is it the four?"

"Of course, how should I put it, it's really strong, I like someone Zhou very much!"

"Then I'm going to sing another one!" Qi Youzhi was so excited that he could sing all night.

Zhou Gongyan didn't know that Qi Youzhi was able to sing all night when he was in a bad mood until one o'clock in the morning.And the sound ray seamlessly switches between attacking and receiving.In fact, it’s more than that. When he’s not happy, he usually growls with a unique accent. Zhou Gongyan even thinks that it’s pretty cute no matter which one it is...

The author has something to say:

The water written by jjc is hard to describe... Sorry~~~

I often wipe the floor in jjc, all I can think of is screaming and roaring qwq...