Such food, can be an anchor?

When Zhou Gongyan went to sleep at night, Qi Youzhi's standard receiving tone and honey panting were still echoing in his ears... There was also the reminder to buy gifts from the live broadcast platform, and he couldn't sleep until midnight before he closed his eyes in a daze.

It was only at eleven o'clock the next day that I slowly opened my eyes, scratched myself, and realized for the first time the benefits of unemployed youth - sleeping late.I have been in the army for several years, and my biological clock is usually extremely punctual.

He casually cooked some instant noodles and sat in front of the computer again, the phone was vibrating constantly, and the command group had already called him Aite many times...

"What?" Zhou Gongyan looked at the above series of conversations, took the calendar on the table and was a little confused: "Let me bring today's offense and defense? Is there any offense and defense today?"

"Today is Saturday, big brother!" Someone in the group replied to him.

However, Zhou Gongyan really forgot that he hadn't led the offense and defense of the Valley of the Wicked for a long time, and was busy looking for a job some time ago.

"Well, since you all trust me so much, I, Zhou, will definitely live up to expectations!"

"Yes, very strong~~"

Zhou Gongyan licked the little tiger's teeth, and joined the gang's group again.

"I'll take care of today's offense and defense, you guys help me find a 007, I'll be online after dinner!"

"..."

"..."

……

The answer to him was a series of ellipsis...

Zhou Gongyan made a voice, and roared hoarsely as usual: "Why are you so fat, can you show some momentum? Today, someone from Zhou will lead you to step through Qixingyan and push you to Lao Xie!"

"Hello? Hello? Hello? You don't even answer me!"

"Hello? Why don't you take care of me!"

"Is there really no one?"

The voice bombardment over and over again, inexplicably carried the honey accent of Taoist Chunyang yesterday.Finally, a certain Cang Yun couldn't stand it any longer. "Don't worry, boss, today's 007 is the most dedicated of the year. Today's offensive and defensive bgm is guaranteed to make people's blood boil, and they want to kill people when they hear it!"

Zhou Gongyan finally stopped and typed a line: "Yes, old iron, this wave will be very strong!"

"Du Luoluo, Du Luoluo is on the background music!" Zhou Gongyan hung up the United Front YY, and now it is twelve o'clock, people are gradually coming in.Zhou Gongyan continued to growl: "Advertisement, copy the ad, come to 1~2~3~YY public screen to swipe! Keep swipe! Keep swipe! Keep swipe..."

"Our guild will open a few more groups, and all group leaders will mark it! I am 33 private! Attention all group leaders who are currently forming groups, copy public screen advertisements, copy public screen advertisements, copy public screen advertisements, copy public screen advertisements, copy public Screen ads, copy public screen ads..."

"Come to 123 and get ready, 1~2~3~ faction channels! Check it out, brothers! Check it out! Check it out!"

"Come to turn 123 and get ready, 1~2~3~ World Channel! Check it out, brothers, everyone! Check it out!"

With a hoarse voice, Zhou Gongyan kept yelling and scrolling through the advertisements: "I am a great villain!!! What is scoring? Can I eat it? What is a boss? Can I eat it? Thank you!!! I want to thank you! !! Marry Lao Xie home for Lao Wang, and snatch Mao Mao back to Mo Yu is serious!!!"

In fact, although he has been trying his best to scan the advertisement manually, to be honest, Zhou Gongyan only saw the content clearly when he picked up the water in his hand to save his long-dried and hoarse throat—bring Lao Xie home for Lao Wang, and give Mao Mao to Mo Yu It's serious to grab it back! ! !

"Wow, are you guys so gay?" Zhou Gongyan sighed with emotion, this is really a game that will turn people into gay, even the faction's offense and defense have their own rhythm.

On the YY public screen, there were many replies——

"Didn't you ask us to do it?"

"Swear to protect Lao Wang's chrysanthemum!"

"Wang Yifeng will be guarded by us!"

"..."

A certain steel straight man choked up a sip of water and couldn't speak. The noisy YY finally quieted down for a while, and he could only hear the blood-thirsty war song - killing.

Then Zhou Gongyan saw Qi's reply - so this is (si) the rumored Jianwang [-] BB machine!And later Aite made Zhou Aoxue.

Without waiting for Zhou Gongyan to say anything, someone from Qi replied: "Why are you talking so much, you're so frantic, and you're completely convinced..."

Zhou Gongyan set the authority for him, "Wow, brother! The voice of your singing yesterday, no matter how you say it, has been echoing in my ears, and it kept someone Zhou awake all night~"

Zhou Gongyan didn't know if it was influenced by him, maybe because Zhou Gongyan was cute, he unconsciously lengthened the ending sound when speaking, although he was completely unaware of this problem.

Zhou Gongyan really just wanted to express his shock, and then Qi Youzhi's furious laugh came from YY, his voice raised several degrees: "Why are you talking, is it so scary! Sujue still thinks about my voice , the face is full of terror~~~"

"Hey~ You asked the members of the guild how scary your voice was yesterday! They also said that I was scary, and let me tell you, I, Zhou, must not be the only one who didn't fall asleep last night!"

"Hey, Mr. Zhou, Li's thoughts are dangerous, do you feel happy?"

"Well, if you two want to flirt, can you not do it in front of hundreds of people in YY? You are only one year away from the annual 818... What is it!" Du Luoluo reminded in a warm voice, with a serious face smirk...

Zhou Gongyan roared angrily: "We are discussing a problem, old iron! Are you people so scary? Do you know that your thinking is very dangerous?"

Then enter the crazy BB machine mode again: "Now everyone, everyone, everyone come to Ping'an to gather, go to Ping'an to gather, go to Ping'an to gather! Come and form a group! The group leader does not have a full group, clear people if they are not on the map How about speeding up, old irons? Hold together! Hold together! Hold together! Buff brush up buff brush up buff brush up buff brush up, if there is a table, open a table to eat, eat, eat! Look at the seat on my billboard, the head of the group marked private 33! 007 Tell me, who is 007? Where is 007?"

Qi Youzhi felt that after playing Jianwang III for three years, today was the most noisy attack and defense, and there is no one!Zhou Gongyan's voice was hoarse and he kept roaring, without stopping!There will be a two-hour BB machine call in the future, just thinking about it makes my head hurt!

After the offensive and defensive start, he took off the headset and joined the offensive and defensive eyes team...

"Brothers, find the location of my billboard and fly directly to Seven Stars! Speed, speed, speed! Why are half of the people flying in the air! What's wrong with you, why can't you keep up with the command's footsteps, let me tell you , if you keep doing this, you won’t get any achievements! Do you still want to overthrow Old Wang? Ah? Do you want to? Tell me, do you want to?”

"YY on the opposite side has about the same number of people as us, hang up the damage reduction, brush up the buff, land directly in the group, direct group, direct group direct group, direct group..."

Zhou Gongyan kept chanting, as if he was about to die, but he just kept chanting, repeating every sentence three or four times.

So every time Zhou Gongyan said that he wanted to bring offense and defense, everyone in the gang and YY didn't want to talk, and took a deep breath... After all, the sword net three BB machine is well-deserved!

Two hours of non-stop roaring, as if the output depends entirely on roaring!

With 10 minutes left in the end, they rushed into Luoyan City and fought their way through the crowd of celebrities. The computer screen was filled with red...

"Unlimited benefits if you die, unlimited benefits if you die, unlimited benefits if you die..." At this time, the voice was deep and terrifying, but it still wouldn't stop, roaring: "There is a chance! There is still a chance! PVE is optimistic and can't be pulled away! Nanny If there is a battle, there will be another battle, and there will be no brains!"

In the last minute, Zhou Gongyan yelled until his eyes turned red, and when he was almost bleeding, Xie Yuan, the lord of Haoqi, returned to his original place, full of blood...

Qi You in front of the screen almost spit out a mouthful of Coke...

Zhou Gongyan's roar came out of the headset and passed into his ears through the air.

"Although we still won, someone in Zhou refused to accept it. What should I say? We could have pushed to the boss. Didn't you hear what I said? I said it so many times!"

Zhou Gongyan sighed deeply, "Forget it, I can't shout now. But everyone, we really had a chance just now, it was just a little short! Let's talk about it tonight, we must push it to Lao Xie tonight! My Zhou Someone gave you a big hug, now let’s go to each gang, go back to each house and find each mom! I’m giving away air tickets to the people in Hero’s House! Go back to the gang and have a small meeting!”

"Boss, should you bring it at night?" Baozi asked YY in the guild this matter that everyone is very concerned about, because it is related to personal safety, and anyone who can insist on not taking off the earphones for two hours is definitely a TM talent !

"Why, do you have an opinion?" Zhou Gongyan yelled heavily, his throat didn't hurt at all, but since he brought his offensive and defensive voice, it seems to be even hoarse...

"Isn't there a live broadcast at night?"

"Is this TM related to offense and defense?"

Baozi smiled stiffly, and wanted to ask: Are you sure it doesn't matter?

Won't it scare people away? For such a long time, there are only 2000 people at most. Every time when attacking and defending, the bullet screen is full of——

"The BB machine is on..."

"If you don't listen, don't listen, you bastard chant the scriptures"

"Wow, Brother Zhou... I (si) admire (hu) how much I say so much!" Qi Youzhi put on the headset, "I can (leng) talk non-stop for two hours It's just repeating, repeating, roaring!"

"Although I didn't push Lao Xie today, Sili made me admire Sizhen (zun)! Li's roar was like a machine gun, shooting (se) at the enemy, and the enemy was retreating steadily! From then on, Li Zhou When a person's name is mentioned in a rough and rough way, their souls tremble! Their bodies are constantly shaking with fear! Li Zun is very handsome and strong~~~"

Everyone in the gang was dumbfounded, Qi Youzhi's bragging skills are much deeper than theirs...

Zhou Gongyan let out a deep laugh, "Why are you so wordy, I think someone from Li Qi is also very handsome! Very strong! Brother!"

Everyone was silent, and a wave of commercial nonsense kicked off.

But while he was talking, Qi Youzhi couldn't help telling the truth—"Suoshi (si), have you ever heard your own voice with monitoring headphones?"

"I don't listen, I'm not narcissistic!"

"Your honor is terrifying! It's like a BB machine, beeping beeping all the time... My head is about to explode! Li Zizi?"

"It's still four miles away at night? I'm talking about it, I will definitely not go to YY at night!"

"..." Zhou Gongyan never expected that he would be talking nonsense one moment, and be disgusted the next moment...with an innocent look on his face.

"You dislike my voice?" Zhou Gongyan felt a little hurt.

"Li Zun's just... the sound is always buzzing in the hot air, I can't stand the Zun anymore! The attack and defense at night is easy for me!"

"You will!" Zhou Gongyan stubbornly brainwashed him.

"No fee!"

"You can!"

"No fee!"

"Life!"

"I don't charge!"

……

"Wow! Li Neng (leng) has to read (lian), and it keeps beeping, beeping, flying around my ear like a fly, so annoying!" Qi Youzhi scratched his hand angrily. Little curly hair, listening to Zhou Gongyan's voice in YY keeps blowing up...

Qi Youzhi really didn't go online when attacking and defending at night, Zhou Gongyan was very helpless, the brainwashing in the afternoon was not successful...

The legendary BB machine stubbornly led the Evilman Valley into Luoyan City again, pushed it to Lao Xie, and fulfilled Wang Yifeng.

The barrage in the live broadcast was flashing the BB machine as always.

Qi Youzhi looked at the login interface in front of the computer and checked the time, and he went online decisively at a second past ten o'clock.He didn't want to risk his life to fight big offense and defense...

The author has something to say:

hey hey hey~~~