take your luobei

On Baiyu Mountain, a heavy rain not only brought muddy mud and clearer air, but also made the goblins happier. What's more, Bai Fang's new daughter-in-law, Mo Tutu.

When he woke up, ah no, the rabbit spirit who was stunned by a glittering human being woke up and found that the black cat had disappeared, and everything pointed to that human being.

That human actually stole his house, Mo Tutu, it's just looking for death!

Bai Fang was very angry. How many years did the goblin dare to provoke him?Of course, except for his little friend.As a result, this time, he even stole the cat and stole his newly married wife.I'm so angry, I don't want to keep smiling, I just want to bite that human, let him understand what it means that a rabbit will bite when it is in a hurry!

Therefore, Bai Ran, who wanted to let humans know that rabbit spirits should not be messed with, decided to go looking for Que Yao with Luo Bei'er.

Yes, you read that right, it is to go to Que Yao, not to go directly to the human.

The reason, of course, is that this vixen is the only one in the mountains who has been to the human world, and he is familiar with it, so, if you don't look for him, who should you look for?After all, if he wanted to find that human, he had to go to the human world, otherwise how would he teach him to be a human?

Luobei was carried into his paws by his own father, and he honestly pretended to be a good baby.

after all……

Although it is true that he likes to hate his father, is a domestic pet tied to a black cat the same as a mad dog without a rope?No!Besides, Luo Bei felt that although his life was tough, he could grow back any missing arms, legs, or even a head, so he could die without fear of death, but...

It's not as fast as his father beat him to death, okay? ! !

Regrowing is energy-intensive! ! !

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Unhappy on the first day without a godfather.

Luobei drooped his radish leaves, and he didn't even have the mood to provoke the pheasant next door every day~

There is nothing wrong with Luo Bei who hates the pheasant next door so much. Although he likes to hate the world every day, and also likes to find someone to fight with his younger brother, he feels that he is completely fine!As the son of his own father, although it is right that he cannot monopolize a mountain for the time being, it is still right to gather his own team.

Moreover, the goblins are also very easy to gather, force determines everything, as long as you can beat them, you are the boss.

So Luobei insisted on this line unswervingly, and let the little friends go first!

So, being surrounded by his bad atmosphere, the little friends were all crooked, and Baiyu Mountain and its surroundings were made into a mess by these little guys.

However, none of this is important, the important thing is that there is this gossip chicken...

Therefore, the fairy in the mountains often said that people's brains are not normal, "Have you got water in your brain?" evolved from "Have you got bran in your brain?" "

"Luobei Luobei! Return your Luobei!"

"The Luobei in your head scares me so much!"

"Take your Luobei quickly! It's overrun!"

Luobei: Damn so angry!Not trying to keep smiling at all!Luo Bei provoked you! ! !You just got Luo Bei in your head!Nonsence!You just got bran in your head!It's all bran radish!Support you to death! ! !

As for the origin of Luobei, it comes from Que Yao's mouth that when humans like to say that other people's brains are flooded, they like to say: "Rabbit spirit, return your Luobei!"

Bai Mian: What happened to our rabbit essence?Dare to provoke me to eat you~

Luobei's little friends dare not provoke the big boss rabbit, so naturally they won't joke in front of him that the rabbit spirit will return your Luobei, but Luobei is different, except for his obedient younger brother, who Dare to say a word in front of him: "Luobei, quickly take away your Luobei in XX's mind!"

Luo Bei: ...

Or: "Luobei, you see that you have expanded into XX's mind, you really deserve to be a plant Luobei, you can't be offended..."

Luobei: Then you still dare to provoke me when you are riding a horse!

Or: "Luobei Luobei Luobei! Is Luobei all on your mind! Let Luobei poke you to death!"

Luo Bei: ...

Just talk and don't practice fake moves, but you come, see if I stab you to death first?

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It can be seen from this that the surrounding area was polluted by Luo Bei. He really wasn't to blame. If it was to be blamed, it could only be said that the goblins on the mountain killed themselves. Who can do anything about it?

……

In other words, when Bai Fang on the mountain took Luo Beier and rode a white fox to the human world, Mo Tutu was thinking about how to escape.

The reason why Mo Tutu was forced to turn into a black cat was entirely because Zheng Lian's meritorious golden light suppressed the demonic power, making him unable to transform into a human form, and he couldn't use any abilities.However, once he left Zheng Lian's side, Mo Tutu's suppressed demon power gradually returned, making him no longer helpless against the cage in front of him like a real cat.

So, if you don't run now, when will you wait?Although their goblins can't hurt people at will, and they will be severely punished by heaven after they hurt people (after all, it's not March, and heaven's father doesn't protect them), but he doesn't need to shoot this little guy, he just slaps the cage and runs away.

So, just as Zhu Tianheng walked into the pet shop with the cage, Mo Tutu took the opportunity to shatter the cage and slipped away at a speed that the little assistant could hardly see with naked eyes.

Zhu Niuniu: ...

Fuck!This cat is amazing! ! ! 666...

Eh?No, I wipe it!What if the boss's cat ran away! ! !The boss will kill me! ! !Ahhhhh help! ! ! !

Just as Zhu Niuniu watched in despair as the black cat disappeared, a voice communication came over.

Take a closer look, um, the note is the chef who hugs his thighs every day to prevent being taken as a squid.

"Boss? Ahhhh pill! Absolutely don't take it!"

After being coaxed, Zhu Niuniu resolutely refused to answer Zheng Lian's communication, and then forced the communicator to shut down, and after stuffing it back into her pocket, she suddenly realized such a problem: after losing the boss's cat, he, Zhu Tianheng, still Hang up the boss...

"Zhu Niuniu, where's the cat?" Just as Zhu Tianheng was thinking about his hundred ways to die, a voice came faintly.

He was so frightened that he jumped up with a groan and bumped into the head of the visitor.

Hearing a "bang", Zheng Lian covered his head expressionlessly and thought: Mom's mentally retarded, this guy really should let him pack up and leave.

As soon as the little assistant saw his boss, he crouched down with his head in his arms. He had a fearless expression on his face. He didn't even look at Zheng Lian. He even raised a finger and pointed at the broken cage next to him. , Said: "Hey, smash the cage and run away."

Looking at the shattered steel birdcage, Zheng Lian walked back with the little assistant in one hand with an expression of "you're teasing me".

"You, what are you doing, I tell you Zheng Lian, I am not afraid of you!" Even the boss stopped calling.

Zheng Lian didn't care about his attitude, and got into the car with Zhu Tianheng in his arms.

"What are you doing? Let me tell you, I'm a good family—ah bah! I won't follow your pervert! What do you want to do, I'm being molested—"

Zheng Lian didn't even look at him, and pushed the little assistant into the corner like he was carrying a chick, his actions... a little rude as usual...

"Mom, help me! There's a pervert! Your son's virginity is about to be lost!" The little assistant looked at Zheng Lian's movements and yelled as if he was going to hurt her.

Well, it's very similar to a little girl who is about to be imprisoned by a dude or a gangster, no matter her expression, gestures, or tone, she's all [-]% like her.

Li Ling, the driver in the front seat, listened to Zhu Tianheng's howls calmly, and couldn't help feeling sorry for his boss.After all, to have such a wonderful little partner and assistant really needs a strong heart!

Looking at Zheng Lian's expressionless face through the rearview mirror, Li Ling thought in his heart that he really deserves to be a boss, but he is extraordinary. He can hold anyone. If he knew such a person, he would have to beat him to the point where his brain is not so big. ,Although……

Cough cough, this kind of violent thinking is not necessary~ Li Ling put away his thoughts that diverged too far, and said: I am an uncle who follows the line of a kind uncle, so I can't be irritable, I have to be calm, calm...

Forget it, I can't calm down... He doesn't have the concentration of the boss, why don't he divert his attention?Otherwise... oh--

As a person of the older generation, you should not be dirty, but be elegant. Although the boss and his little assistant seem to have a close relationship, ahhh, it's true that they are full of friendship.However, he also wants this kind of friend...

Forget it, he doesn't really want to...

"Boss, where are you going?" Li Ling started the car without waiting for Zheng Lian's order, and asked at the same time.

"Go to Zhu Tianheng's house."

Li Ling instantly understood, yo, yo, this is to send the little assistant home for his mother to give him an ideological education, so as not to be pissed to death by his unscrupulous words.He had to do this every few months, and he was used to it.

To be honest, this kind of behavior really looked like a complaint. Every time Li Ling experienced this kind of situation, he felt as if he saw a fake boss.

It's just a fake boss, nothing wrong with it.

Being extremely active all the way, Li Ling drove to Zhu Tianheng's house.

However, just as he was about to arrive, Li Ling heard his boss say softly: "Li Ling, stop the car."

Li Ling stepped on the brake subconsciously and turned around.

In the end, his boss knocked on the back of his seat and said, "Turn around, go back."

Li Ling: ...

Well, you are the boss and you have the final say, anyway, more than once or twice.Looking at the little assistant who was already asleep, Li Ling sighed silently, turned around, and went back to the boss's house.

……

Mo Tutu, who broke out of the birdcage and slipped out, looked at the tall buildings in front of him, and couldn't help feeling confused. This is... where?

Then, where is it?

So, where is he going?

Oh, I'm so hungry...

The black cat patted its flat stomach, and suddenly wanted to eat the little silver moon fish.However, Bai Fang is not here, and I can't even find my way home, what should I do?

Lu Chi's Mo Tutu held the beards on both sides with his paws, slumped himself into a piece of cat cake, spread it on someone's window sill, and sighed softly for the innumerable times today: "Oh, it's okay. I'm not moving anymore...I don't know when Fangmian will find me...Bai Fangfang, if you don't come, I will starve to death..."

Suddenly, Mo Tutu's ears popped up, and at the same time he watched the window vigilantly, only to see a hand stretched out there grabbing him.

"Meow~" Mo Tutu was so startled that he wanted to jump away immediately, but he didn't escape the hand, and could only watch helplessly as he was grabbed into the room by that hand.

Shame oh shame!Mo Tutu grabbed the window screen angrily.

"Little black cat, you have thrown yourself into a trap..." the owner of the hand said in a calm voice.