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Zheng Lian looked at his little assistant who had no idea where he was going, and couldn't help but tap him on the head twice, and said, "What are you thinking? It's probably just an undeveloped area, and it's not uncommon in China."

"Oh, that's right~" The goosebumps on the little assistant's arms disappeared in an instant, and the sense of horror in his heart completely disappeared.

"No, boss, are you trying to steal the cat?" Seeing the black cat in Zheng Lian's arms, the little assistant was shocked: "Don't you dislike small animals? Didn't you still dislike other people's pet rabbits that time?" Terrible? Why do you suddenly think about stealing other people's cats? You are really not afraid of being beaten!!!"

Zheng Lian helplessly supported his forehead, and could only ask him with a headache: "Did you see it?"

"Hmm..." The little assistant stared blankly at Zheng Lian, with eyes full of words, what are you talking about?

"Is there anyone here? Is there anyone willing to live in this kind of wilderness?"

The little assistant shook her head like a rattle, and said disgustedly: "This is a place where no shit, no internet, no electricity, nothing but beautiful scenery, even I wouldn't choose to live here!"

"So?" Zheng Lian was persuasive.

"So the owner of the cat must have come here to travel!" The little assistant thought she was right and nodded.

Zheng Lian: ...

Damn, I'm so desperate, but the assistant I chose, I have to endure it even when I'm on my knees...

"Who would travel with a cat without even using a cat card on a leash?"

"Oh, I see!" the little assistant said happily.

"Ok?"

"So this cat must have escaped secretly. Maybe it was because of the owner's abuse. It couldn't eat well, wear clothes, sleep well, so it escaped from its original owner and came to this mountain to live in seclusion—"

"Stop! Zhu Niuniu!" Zheng Lian interrupted him helplessly, and asked, "Can your brain be bigger?"

"Ah? Of course! I am a man whose brain can break through the sky, so boss, what do you want to hear?" The little assistant came up, with a face full of eyes. Are you a fan?

"You can shut up, Zhu Niuniu. It's just a stray cat, so I'm going to take it back and raise it, you know?" Zheng Lian refused to talk to this idiot again, otherwise he couldn't help but want to fire the little assistant again .

The little assistant is the son of his mother's friend Aunt Tian, ​​who is several years younger than Zheng Lian. His name is Zhu Tianheng, and his nickname is Niuniu.

As for why it is called Niuniu, it is necessary to mention Zhu Niuniu's unreliable mother.

Aunt Tian has always wanted a daughter, so that she can dress her up in various ways and raise her as a little princess.

However, when she was bad at Zhu Niuniu, it was not just a psychological effect or something. In short, Aunt Tian always thought that she was pregnant with a daughter, and then...

The little clothes she and her husband prepared, the princess room and so on, were all for their daughter.As a result, when he was born, he was found to be a son.

Aunt Tian was stunned at the time. If it wasn't because she was the only one who gave birth at the same time, she would have wondered if the hospital made a mistake.

So there is no way, the son is the son, anyway, the child can't tell the gender, so let's be a daughter and raise it for two years to satisfy her desire for a daughter?

Say two years is two years, not even a second more.So, Zhu Niuniu was dressed as a girl by her mother for two full years, and she didn't change back to boy's clothes until after his second birthday.

Of course, Aunt Tian always called Zhu Tianheng Niuniu during this period, so that Zheng Lian never knew his real name, so he lost the possibility of knowing his real gender.

As the son of a good friend, Zheng Lian must have met Zhu Niuniu more than once or twice, and even threw Zhu Niuniu to Zheng Lian as soon as the pair of unreliable friends got together. .

But Xiao Zheng Lian is really reliable, every time he takes the little guy with him, he never makes any dangerous moves, and he even makes him laugh.Therefore, Zhu Niuniu, who was born later, would make a fuss every day to find brother Lian to play.

Although Xiao Zheng Lian was a child-rearing child when he was a child, it doesn't mean he likes it.Because his parents are the oldest, there are all kinds of younger brothers and sisters under him, and there is a long list of cousins, who have not been pulled and coaxed by him.

So Zheng Lian was very tired, and even more so when he met those brats.

But Zhu Niuniu is different, Zhu Niuniu is a quiet little girl, she believes everything she says, does whatever she asks, and completely obeys management. Compared to his group of younger siblings, Niuniu is simply a little angel, isn't she!

But then, Niu Niu cutie turned into a boy.

Zheng Lian can't believe it at all, okay?Why did a little girl turn into a boy, especially the kind of boy!Can you bring back my obedient little sister?I would rather always bring a group of brats in exchange for the price.

But soon, Zheng Lian found out, huh?Although Niuniu has become a boy, his essence has not changed at all, he is still so cute and cute.

Could it be that God really returned Niuniu after listening to what I wanted to exchange?Hmm... except the gender hasn't been switched back yet.But it doesn't matter ╮(╯▽╰)╭, as long as it's cute.

Therefore, Zheng Lian was more careful when he was asked to take care of the bear child.Because he was afraid that if he didn't pay attention, God would take Niuniu back.

This is the dark history that Zheng Lian buried in his heart, and he never told outsiders.

As Zheng Lian's little follower, upon graduation, Zhu Tianheng was accepted by Zheng Lian to work as his assistant in his company.

That's right, Zheng Lian's employment is cronyism, what's wrong?When you have the same ability, why not choose the person you are familiar with and choose a stranger?Wouldn't it be foolish not to choose?

Zheng Lian thought he was normal, so he directly sent the little follower to his subordinates.

Of course, Zhu Tianheng's ability is sufficient, otherwise, even if he wanted to help the little follower find a job without making him travel around, Zheng Lian would not directly promote him to be his assistant, but put him in a position that suits him.

After all, even if he is nepotism, it is because it is his own company that he can come at will.But it is precisely because it is his own company that he is more serious and responsible, always putting everyone in the position that suits them best.

The little assistant's ability is absolutely nothing to say, Zheng Lian believes that even if he doesn't immediately pull the person into his hands, there will be someone else soon.

Zheng Lian has always understood the principle of striking first.

However, Zheng Lian, who only knew that the little assistant was capable, ignored such a problem. As a person with an unreliable mother, the little assistant would be unreliable occasionally.

The specific performance is that major events are never confused, and daily life is never sober.So he handled things in an orderly manner at work, but in other respects, he seemed a little confused or even stupid.

Let’s just say that he has a big brain, always thinking about something and nothing every day, and even invisibly offending him, which made Zheng Lian think of dismissing him more than once.

Of course, he was just thinking about it, and he didn't plan to actually implement it.

"Boss, where are you going?" The little assistant looked at Zheng Lian who was holding the cat.

Zheng Lian returned his nonsense expression.

The little assistant was a little embarrassed, looking at the dirt on the boss's body and the black cat in his arms, he felt that he was probably being abused by the boss too much, and he didn't want to use his brain when he was by his side.

Because it has just rained, there is another problem that cannot be ignored along with the fresh air-mud.

This is not the reinforced concrete world of the city, so, in other words, there is a lot of soil.

Zheng Lian was directly thrown from the sky. Although he was protected by his golden merits and virtues all over his body to prevent him from falling, he couldn't resist the mud where his body was in contact with the ground!Still wet mud!

However, because Bai Fang had cleaned it up beforehand and laid some lawn after the rain, Zheng Lian's face would not be covered in mud when he fell.But it's not as strong as it should be.

Because it is a lawn made by plant fairies, in Zheng Lian's view, it is just a weed that grows naturally, and there is nothing special about it.It is an anomaly if there is no grass on the mountain.

However, the lawn was trampled on by people, probably by those hermits or other crazy people when they held a wedding, so there is nothing to say.

Zheng Lian hugged the black cat, and the little assistant sat beside him obediently, waiting for the helicopter to come and go to Zheng Lian's apartment.

Just like many CEOs, Zheng Lian also used the top floor of the company's entire building as his home without any pretentiousness.

Not to mention anything else, there must be a place for him to land the helicopter, right?Isn't the roof the best option?

Besides, the company is downstairs. If you want to rest, you can go upstairs, and if you want to work, you can go downstairs directly. How convenient is it?

After entering the house, Zheng Lian took off his coat and threw it aside before going to take a shower and change clothes. The little assistant and the black cat who had woken up stared wide-eyed, not knowing whether he should continue to watch the cat so that it would not let it run away. , or to order cat food for the black cat.

Then, he thought of a good way to find a birdcage and lock the black cat in it.

This cage still belongs to Zhu Tianheng, and it is for him to raise birds.Because there is no time to raise a parrot, Zhu Niuniu can only buy a cage and pretend that she has a parrot.

This can prove a problem, since Zhu Niuniu raises birds in Zheng Lian's house, then...

Of course the two live together!Have questions?For a lazy person like Zhu Niuniu, why didn't she take advantage of the opportunity to sleep?Of course, you have to live in it without shame!Looking back at that time, the little assistant even used the title of brother Lian who was extremely shameful when he was a child, and only then did he succeed in making Zheng Lian so disgusting that he let him go.

As for whether Zheng Lian was struck by lightning or disgusted or other reasons, let's not talk about it.Just saying that the little assistant has no time and has to buy a big bird cage and put it in his living room to pretend that he also has a parrot. Zheng Lian has only one comment: Damn mentally retarded.

But Zhu Tianheng kept it very happy, and even wanted to call Zheng Lian to suck the parrot with him.

But every time Zheng Lian looked at him with disgust, and told the little assistant the cruel fact that birds have rectal intestines, and they poop after eating, which is very dirty.

If one day he really wanted to raise a parrot in Zheng Lian's house, then he would have to pack up and leave with his parrot, there was no room for negotiation.

Therefore, Zhu Niuniu directly gave up all his thoughts on raising a real parrot, and planned to keep it forever.

Is it important for parrots to sleep?No.Is it important to have a comfortable guest room in the boss's house that suits his taste?No!Is it important to go to work without driving or walking?Not to mention!

Therefore, after having the boss's cat, who cares whether the bird is a bird or a parrot?Of course, the most important thing is that the boss's cat doesn't run away!

Therefore, the little assistant directly removed the horizontal bars in the cage, stuffed the cat in, closed the door, and everything was fine.

So he yelled to Zheng Lian who was taking a bath, and before Zheng Lian could say anything, he went straight to buy cat food.

As for what type to order in the future, of course the cat likes it.

Zhu Tianheng opened the door with one hand, and rushed to the best pet store around with the bird cage in the other.

You ask why he is familiar with the surrounding pet shops?Of course it's because the little assistant is raising birds in the cloud!Yunyang doesn’t need to understand that it is sick, thirsty and hungry, how should it be fed?

Of course it is very much needed.

So he had already checked out all the pet shops around and chose the best one.

What a cheap boss's cat!

Looking at the piercing black cat's eyes in the cage, Zhu Tianheng couldn't help but want to reach out and touch it.But when she saw the black cat's sharp claws that were about to move, Zhu Niuniu immediately gave up her thoughts.

Forget it, you are the uncle, okay?I don't touch you.

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I don't want to code recently, so I will suspend the update