take your luobei

The first day of March every year is the moon sacrifice day for the goblins on the mountain.

Moon Sacrifice Day is a grand festival, which is equivalent to the new year of human beings and represents a new beginning.

At this time, whether it is Baiyu Mountain, Wusong Mountain, Hanyanpo Tingfengya, or Luweiao, the goblins in each mountain are very happy.

Although Luweiao is a place with a completely different style of painting from other mountains, it is also very concerned about the first day of March. After all, on this day, it is possible to rain emperor fluid, which is a great tonic for anything. I don’t know whether it is liquid or Solid stuff comes.

It stands to reason that Emperor Liuye should land at the time of the full moon, and it does not happen once in a thousand years.

But who made the painting style of this world inconsistent with others?

Therefore, for the goblins on the mountain, although there are also goblins who have never encountered Di Liuyou since their birth, it is because of luck or young age. As for those who have lived tens of thousands of years and have never encountered Di Liuyou Goblins, such as March, an old mole that has lived for 8 years, he has never seen with his own eyes.

It's not because he didn't have it, in the many years he's been alive, he's had at least [-] times of Emperor Ointment, but he hasn't encountered a single one.

This is the legendary unlucky to the extreme.

He was born on the first day of March, and the sky changed drastically on the night when he was born. An unprecedented silvery moonlight fell from the sky and fell into pear blossom snow all over the ground, which did not disappear until the next morning.

However, March's mother was lying in the ground to give birth to him, and completely missed this grand scene.

I don't know if it's luck or misfortune, but since he was born in March, Emperor's ooze is like rain, especially frequently, almost once a year.

But he just failed to catch up once, and Leng Shengsheng only learned the news from others the next day.

March also went from beating her chest and stamping her feet at the beginning to being calm as usual later.

Isn't it just a dick, this baby is not rare!snort!Don't care at all!

In fact, Sanyue cared about whether he was dead, but he could only sulk, so angry that he was almost as fat as a puffer fish, and then smiled and said: "What hasn't this king seen?"An emperor is just sloppy, the year when this king was born was called a grand scene, these are just drizzle, is it far worse than the day when this king was born?

Everyone knows that he is consoling himself, and he is embarrassed to expose him. After all, he is an [-]-year-old old man. It’s okay if you laugh at him.

By the way, I forgot to mention one thing, Sanyue is the oldest in Luweiao, no, the oldest elf in all the mountains, so she is regarded as the king by the little fairies in Luweiao.

That's right, March was still pushed to the shelves.

Sanyue thinks that his painting style is quite serious, not at all different from the flirtatious sluts in Luwei'ao.Compared with the group of abnormal and gorgeous young goblins, he is a simple old man with almost nothing wrong except a little bad luck.

Well, Sanyue still looks like a little doll. The prototype is a little baby boy, and after being transformed into a five or six-year-old doll.Red lips and white teeth, she looks so cute, people want to go up and touch a couple of them, and by the way, hug and hold her high.

The name Lvweiao was started in March, and it has no special meaning, but he decided to change the name of Lingxi Mountain on a whim to highlight its uniqueness.

According to the original simple name of Lingxi Mountain, it can be seen that it is a mountain, and there is a stream full of spiritual power in it.

Lingxi Mountain is a tall and majestic mountain range, piercing directly into the clouds, with no edge in sight. It is the highest and largest mountain range nearby.

Its origin is also very high. It is said that the heart was transformed when the gods withered, and it is the center of the whole world.

However, after three months, Lingxi Mountain has become Luweiao, and the entire grade has been dropped from the [-]th floor above the ground to the negative [-]th floor underground.

So, Sanyue thinks that his painting style is normal, who would believe it?

At least for nothing.

Although Bai Fang is very familiar with Sanyue, it can be said that they are friends who don't know how many generations have passed.But it was because of his familiarity that Bai Fang was able to put aside the appearance and get to the essence, so that he could see the fact that San Yue was a snake maniac.

However, the way he suffers from the snake spirit is different from others. Others are so sick with snake spirit that it is frightening to hear about it, and they can't avoid it.

When he is sick, it makes people think he is cuter.

After all, how big of a problem can such a weak little milk doll be, even if he is a snake?

Yes, Sanyue is not only a little doll, but also a very scumbag, basically a little baby with no strength.

March's mother is not a fairy, but an ordinary little mouse.It can be seen that March is not a mole, but an ordinary little gray mouse.

How did he change from an ordinary mouse to a mole?Still because of his particularity.

As we said before, on the day of March's birth, the emperor was flooded with blood and the scene was brilliant, which can be said to be very special.

This special, in fact, is mostly prepared for March, everyone thinks so.

Tiandao's preference for him can really be seen. The majestic moonlight pouring down when he was born, and the emperor chasing him almost once a year after that, all of them show that Tiandao is very fond of this rabbit-sized cub. Much maintenance.

Tiandao maintenance is real maintenance, and unlucky March is also really unlucky. In short, the benefits come down again and again, and March still misses due to various reasons.

It has to be said that this is a regrettable fact.

However, there was one time when Sanyue received the benefit that Heavenly Dao gave him.Probably because Tiandao really wanted to benefit his own son, but seeing him miss it again and again, he felt anxious to death, so he just didn't pay attention and sent Yonghuaye to the grass leaves that Sanyue ate.

From then on, Sanyue was neither old nor dead nor injured, nor increased in strength nor increased in size.In short, he kept his milk doll appearance unchanged.

The common gray mouse from 8 years ago was not ordinary either, at least the cubs were the same size as Bai Fang's adult rabbit.

As for why he turned into a mole later, try to stay underground for 8 years without mutating?

Leaving aside the above, today is the annual first day of March. Bai Fang invited his little friend Mou Tutu, his cousin, old man, real, little baby, March, and two other deadly rivals to capture him. Tian and You Xiaoman waited together for the moonlight to descend.

In fact, they all know that this is a form. Although Diliuye is not extremely rare, it is not so easy to meet.What's more, beside them, there is this unlucky son of heaven who can completely avoid the emperor's blood, smashing Sanyue.

Therefore, the fairies didn't pay much attention, and just followed Bai Fang to play in his carrot field.

The reason why he went to Bai Fang's carrot field was that his field was next to a stream, which was crystal clear, and there was Mo Tutu's favorite fish in it, named Yinyue fish.

This kind of fish only appears at night when there is no moon, like a green moon, swimming in the crevices of rocks deep in the stream, it is extremely difficult to catch.

It was probably nourished by spiritual energy for many years, and the moonlight that fell occasionally. The silver moon fish here is very delicious. It is sweet when cut into fish fillets and eaten directly. Mo Tutu can eat two large pieces in one sitting.

Although, the largest silver moon fish is only the size of a palm.

As for other friends?Does that matter?Where is it different?

Bai Fang thought irresponsibly, and then gathered his friends here.

But Bai Mian didn't completely ignore them, Qin Tian was a longhorn, a vegetarian.When there is no bark, you can still make do with some carrots and cabbage.Doesn't Qintian like eating Youxiaoman the most?

Qin Tian eats You Xiaoman, which is called a real food, the kind that eats two bites and kills a leaf.

Youxiaoman is a green grass with only leaves and no stems. It tastes sweet and slightly pungent.According to Que Yao, it tastes exactly the same as the sweetened spicy strips. Although Bai Fang has never eaten spicy strips, he has also eaten You Xiaoman!

After all, a grass that looks delicious, as a vegetarian animal, wouldn't it be normal for Bai Fang to go up and nibble on it when he didn't notice that You Xiaoman was a goblin?

After two bites and a fight, the two became friends.

The mole in March is not counted, he can do without eating anything, he mainly comes to join in the fun and make soy sauce.

Sanyue stagnated not only in appearance, but also in intelligence. Therefore, he is a typical little doll who likes to join in the fun and is better at doing things.

The most important thing about the festival of the moon is the excitement, the more people the better, so Bai Fang shouted that March is purely for the head.

So a rabbit, a meow, a grass, a longhorn beetle, and a small mole the size of a rabbit gathered in the carrot field of Baifang to start their dinner together.

As a result, when the white fish was feeding the cat, the beetle was grazing, the Youxiao was slowly tying the sky, and when March turned into a doll and played with pulling out carrot leaves, a silver band of light fell from the sky and was falling into this carrot field.

When a few of them were in a daze, they heard the little doll yelling: "Di Liao!"

After finishing the sentence, Sanyue pounced on him, just in time to catch the last ray of moonlight slipping from his fingers.

"There are more!" You Xiaoman pointed behind Sanyue.

When he looked back, he found that another large wave of moonlight was falling from the position where he was just now.Unprepared, flustered, bouncing around and hurrying to catch up, Sanyue still couldn't catch up.

So they watched helplessly as the carrots that Sanyue was plucking the leaves just now completely absorbed the emperor sap.

He looked like he was hiccupping in unusual satisfaction.

March:……

Bai Mian/Black Meow/Qing Tian/Green Grass: ...

This character is also absolutely perfect.

Sanyue Wang, who had always been of poor character, burst into tears.

After all, it's one thing not to meet it, but another thing to see it but not catch up.

He didn't say a word of nonsense, he rushed forward, hugged the carrot and began to pull it out, crying while pulling out: "Spicy chicken carrot, you give me back my emperor's juice!"

The carrot shook its leaves, and one leaf threw March far away.

Seeing that March had successfully stumbled, Carrot nodded humanely, looking very satisfied.

Then, it shook the leaves again, as if it disliked March for dirtying its leaves, so it patted the ashes.

Bai Fang and his party: ...

Awesome, my carrot looks like it's going to become fine...

Then they were surprised to find that, maybe they were right, the carrot had become a sperm.

After shaking the leaves, it suddenly turned into a green light, and transformed into a seven or eight-year-old doll, almost exactly the same as Sanyue, but just a little bigger than him.

March: I have a sentence of mmp that I must say!

Not long after the shock of the little friends was over, the little baby threw himself in front of Bai Fang, hugged his thigh and said, "Daddy!"

He was so frightened that Bai Fang made a wrong hand, and the knife that was cutting the fish fillets fell into his hand, and blood flowed immediately.

His other hand feeding Heimiao was not spared either, and it wasn't just a rabbit that was frightened by the little carrot essence.Mo Tutu was also startled, and bit Bai Fang's other hand without mercy.

Bai Fang, who was severely injured in both hands by the little carrot spirit's yelling: ...

"Little bastard!" Bai Fang grabbed the carrot tassel on the little doll's head with one hand, and pulled him off his leg, the blue leaves were soaked with blood.

Carrot: ⊙▽⊙

Bai Mian: ...

You have the nerve to laugh while riding a horse!Still laughing!Still laughing!

"Okay..." Bai Fang picked up the little doll with one hand, touched the blood on his head with the other hand, and said, "Since you called me Dad, you will be my son from now on, so you will call me Daddy from now on." Luo Bei?"

"Okay Dad!" Little Carrot blinked, and hugged Bai Fang's thigh happily again.

"Dad, you are so stupid, Dad, you can actually cut yourself up with a piece of fish!"

Bai Mian: ...

"And this black cat...my godfather?" Luo Bei asked hesitantly.

Bai Fang thought for a while, then nodded, his son is called Mo Tutu's godfather, there is nothing wrong with him.

"Godfather is too much of a fuss! He even bit your hand, dad! As a quick-response cat known as a flashback, it can't be more shameful!" Luobei said, filled with righteous indignation.

Mo Tutu: ...

Smash it here and drag it out to kill it!

Mo Tutu blinked, watching Luo Bei being carried by Bai Fang, who didn't know where she was going.

March: Have you forgotten me?who I am?where am iWhy did my friend actually recognize the carrot essence who robbed me of my emperor's slurry as his son?In that case... am I not his uncle, bah!Uncle?It means that I will never be able to take revenge in the future, nor can I teach him a lesson?

March: I don't want to!I do not accept this nephew!I don't!I don't! ! !

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Emmmm......

Distressed March...