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Chapter 1 The Boss’s Carrot Can’t Be Pulled
The air in the mountains has always been so fresh. Occasionally, one or two cloud clusters, whitened or reddish by the sun, drifted across the sky, reflecting the sky behind, making it appear dark blue even more.
Another morning, Bai Fang picked up his small hoe to loosen the soil for the carrots and Chinese cabbage grown by his family.
The sky seems washed, there is not even a trace of cloud, the sun has not yet come out, the mist in the mountains is permeated on the mountainside, adding a thin layer of yarn to the mountains, there is always a sense of snow on the mountains .
If it happens to be in the middle of the night, when the moon is full, then you can imitate a beautiful scene like the snow on the capped mountains and the moon between the bright clouds.
Bai Fang is not in the mood to appreciate the beautiful scenery, after all, he has seen too much, and has long been indifferent to the picture.To be honest, in Bai Mian's opinion, this picturesque scenery is not as attractive as a smog.
About the evil thing like smog, Bai Fang heard what the pheasant spirit next door said.As for who the pheasant essence listened to, I don't know, maybe it was said by the dead fox who had been to the human world on the next mountain?
The dead fox's name is Que Yao. It is a white fox with the same color as Bai Fang. It likes to eat rabbits, especially white rabbits.
But Yao is narcissistic, thinking that he is the only fox in the world with white fur. Rabbits are cowardly creatures, and if they are not careful, they will die suddenly from fright. They can't be more fragile!
So, where does it match the same color as this king!Eat it!
Que Yao is the great king on Wusong Mountain, of course, he made it himself, in Bai Fang's view, Dead Fox is a typical Lich King with no tigers in the mountains and monkeys dominating the king.
That's right, there is nothing wrong with Que Yao proclaiming himself the Lich King, the king of ten thousand monsters on Wusong Mountain.
However, after he came back from the human world, he decisively changed his name and often called himself the Pine Demon King.
But everyone can't change it for a while, it's still the Lich King Song Yaowang mixed with shouting.Every time he saw the red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple complexion of the dead fox when someone called him the Lich King, Bai Fang felt as if he had eaten fifty carrots and twenty Chinese cabbages, it was extremely refreshing.
It was obvious that Bai Fang was an idiot, every time he ate, he was beaten by his father not to eat more, and if he ate any more, he would become fat.There was no other way, Bai Fang could only eat [-] carrots and [-] Chinese cabbages for each meal, so he gradually changed from a small fat ball to a slender little white rabbit.
Later, his appetite was fixed, his father no longer restrained him, and he couldn't eat too much for nothing.Although, if he really eats it, he can still eat it.
To be honest, Bai Fang didn't look like a white rabbit who looked gentle and quiet at all.He is fierce, cool and irritable, as long as something can be suppressed by force, he will never say a word.
Sometimes Que Yao is quite afraid of him, because the rabbit is so fierce that it even eats meat, scaring the fox to death, okay?
The above comes from the bitter lesson that the Lich King at that time wanted to eat Bai Fang, the white rabbit who had a color contrast with him.
It means that Que Yao not only failed to eat into a rabbit, but was gnawed by a rabbit instead. To this day, there is still a gap in the ear, which was gnawed out by Bai Fang with two front teeth.
The goblins in the mountains are so simple, they don't hold grudges, if they can't be beaten, they can't be beaten.
Regarding the cracked front teeth on his ears, Que Yao can at most say: Social society!Big guy big guy!Can't afford to provoke! ! !
Then there is no more.
But Bai Fang is a narrow-minded rabbit, he would be sulking for a long time after his childhood sweetheart Mo Tutu accidentally licked off two clumps of hair, at least ignore him for an hour, let alone a white fox who has nothing to do with him ?
Therefore, Bai Fang has not wavered in the title of Que Yao, a dead fox, for 100 years, and he would go up and nibble on him once every time he saw him.
Que Yao has nothing to do with this vengeful rabbit spirit, can't he provoke him or hide him?From then on, Qu Yao had to walk around the rabbit.
Thinking about it is tiring, he is a vixen who feeds on rabbits, but he is afraid of a rabbit, does he still want to lose face if he speaks out?
Therefore, Que Yao never entered Baiyu Mountain, so Bai Fang naturally couldn't find out what the evil smog was from him.
But Bai Mian is very interested in this evil thing. Think about it, when the smog comes, people can't see anything. It's all gray at a glance, and it won't disappear for days and nights.
The most important thing is that this thing is still gray, the color is not upright at all, and it can also cause various diseases, and sudden death will also occur.
Bai Fang imagined that when the smog came, the window was accidentally left open in the middle of the night, and his life would be gone in a day or two. It couldn't be more exciting!
If he encounters smog, he will push the dead fox into him to suffocate him for a few days and nights. After all, it is impossible for a goblin to be as fragile as a human being. Sudden death, chronic diseases, etc., should make him uncomfortable for a day or two. have it?
Bai Fang regretfully supported his small hoe to loosen the soil and weed in the carrot field.
It took half a day to do this, and it was noon, and Mo Tutu should be hungry.
Mo Tutu is a little black cat who grew up with Bai Fang. He looks cute and has an even cuter personality. He talks in a childish voice all day long. People can't help but want to catch more grasshoppers for him to fry and eat.
The above is Bai Mian's cognition, he is still living in the period of Mo Tu Tu Naimiao.Baby-sounding or something, whose little milk is not baby-sounding, tell me!
It's true that Mo Tutu is a cutie, it was still when he was a child, now whoever sees Mo Tutu doesn't say he is a gentle monster but says he is cute?
In a matter of minutes, he was repaired into a dog for nothing!
So, Bai Fang, this shameless guy, while showing off how cute and likable his little friend is, you don't like him is the original sin, but at the same time, he secretly beat out Mo Tutu's open love and secret love one after another By.
At the very beginning, the reason was: My Tutu is still a child, you beast!She even fell in love with my little black cat, looking for death!
Beating down one after another of the little goblins and old goblins who dared to covet Mo Tutu.
The next thing is: You are so useless that I can't even beat you, yet you still dare to mention that you like my family, Mo Tutu, and you still want to protect him!Let Lao Tzu protect you together?Why is the face so big!Told you to think too much of you!
Emmmm......
Bai Fang likes to call himself Lao Tzu when he gets angry, so this is a good way to identify his mood. If he is too angry to talk, it needs to be calculated separately.But don't give up your vigilance, the most fierce moment is when you don't speak in vain.
Then there was a beating.
The last thing is: I just don’t like you, you are so ugly, but you dare to pursue our beautiful Tutu, do you know how ugly you are?Is your brain flooded, are you so stupid worthy of our tutu?roll roll roll!You weak chicken, you still dare to come, can you fight well?Well, it's fine if you can beat--what!Beat it!You beat your wife, you want to die!Can I, Tutu, be beaten by you on horseback!
As he spoke, he was beaten up with a bruised nose and a swollen face.
So, everyone secretly guessed, did Bai Fang like Mo Tutu, and married him if he liked it?They goblins don't talk about male and female, as long as they like it.It's all demons with wisdom. Could it be that they are still looking for wives and giving birth to cubs in order to reproduce like ordinary beasts, and finally exhaust all their energy?Since they don't live to have cubs, race and gender don't matter, as long as they are happy.
But in one year or two, Bai Fang repelled a certain Tutu's suitors one after another, but he did not see any special affection for Mo Tutu.
If it is special, it means that he treats Mo Tutu very well, just like his own brother. He always cares about my family Tutu.
No, when it was almost noon, Bai Fang didn't even care about what he ate, and he didn't forget to catch a few grasshoppers for Mo Tutu to fry and eat.
For Mo Tutu, a picky kitten, Bai Fang can be said to be a good cook.
For example, for this fried grasshopper, we choose the big grasshopper that grew up eating only cabbage in the Chinese cabbage field, the fattest and purest smelling big grasshopper, remove the wings and sharp wings on the legs, and put them in lukewarm fresh and clear soybean oil for a while. Deep-fry them, take them out when they turn slightly yellow, drain off the oil on them, and the aroma will be locked in the grasshoppers.
One bite, tender and delicious, Mo Tutu could eat ten of them in one go, his belly was round, and he lay lazily in Bai Fang's arms for rubbing his belly.
Thinking about this scene, Bai Fang's heart moved, and he couldn't help speeding up the process of catching grasshoppers, planning to go back early to feed Mo Tutu.
Soon, Bai Fang had caught enough for this morning, put them in his small cloth pocket, and was about to leave with his little hoe on his shoulder.
The fabrics used by Bai Fang and his family are all woven by Grandma Li on the same mountain. Grandma Li is the essence of a silkworm. The materials used for weaving are not only silk, but also cotton.
Cotton was grown by the grandpa of the Han family. He is a goat spirit. He usually likes to learn spinning and weaving with Grandma Li the most. Although he has never learned it, it is true.
But Bai Fang thought that Grandpa Han didn't know how to learn, but pretended not to learn, after all he is a man who knows everything except spinning and weaving.The grandpa of the Han family is simply a scheming boy, he behaved so clumsily, didn't he just want to chase Granny Li?
It's a pity that everyone can't see it.
Of course, it is also possible that the age difference between the two seems to be too large.
Grandma Li really looked older, while Grandpa Han was still a young man. As for why people called him Grandpa, it was entirely his hobby.
Also in Bai Fang's view, this is just a trick he played to get close to Granny Li, cut~ man...
Bai Mian despises this kind of behavior, but is happy to see its success.After all, there are too many single dogs on the mountain, and the cute temperament of his family's Tutu is even cuter. Always being targeted really makes the rabbit anxious, wishing to take them all out and beat them up, so as not to keep coveting the little cat that shouldn't be coveted.
"Eh? Was something moving just now? Who dared to steal my carrot?" Bai Fang's eyes were as sharp as a sword, staring at his piece of carrot, scanning it inch by inch, but found nothing unusual.
All the goblins in the mountains know that there are two taboos for Bai Fang, one is Motutu, and the other is the vegetables he grows.So under normal circumstances, no one would dare to steal free food.
"Could it be that I read it wrong?" Bai Fang stroked his mustache, turned around and left with his two big ears twitching.
Go home and feed meow~
The author has something to say:
I originally planned to save dozens of chapters for him to publish...
However, I couldn't hold back...
So try to update it every other day, if not, update it every week...
Another morning, Bai Fang picked up his small hoe to loosen the soil for the carrots and Chinese cabbage grown by his family.
The sky seems washed, there is not even a trace of cloud, the sun has not yet come out, the mist in the mountains is permeated on the mountainside, adding a thin layer of yarn to the mountains, there is always a sense of snow on the mountains .
If it happens to be in the middle of the night, when the moon is full, then you can imitate a beautiful scene like the snow on the capped mountains and the moon between the bright clouds.
Bai Fang is not in the mood to appreciate the beautiful scenery, after all, he has seen too much, and has long been indifferent to the picture.To be honest, in Bai Mian's opinion, this picturesque scenery is not as attractive as a smog.
About the evil thing like smog, Bai Fang heard what the pheasant spirit next door said.As for who the pheasant essence listened to, I don't know, maybe it was said by the dead fox who had been to the human world on the next mountain?
The dead fox's name is Que Yao. It is a white fox with the same color as Bai Fang. It likes to eat rabbits, especially white rabbits.
But Yao is narcissistic, thinking that he is the only fox in the world with white fur. Rabbits are cowardly creatures, and if they are not careful, they will die suddenly from fright. They can't be more fragile!
So, where does it match the same color as this king!Eat it!
Que Yao is the great king on Wusong Mountain, of course, he made it himself, in Bai Fang's view, Dead Fox is a typical Lich King with no tigers in the mountains and monkeys dominating the king.
That's right, there is nothing wrong with Que Yao proclaiming himself the Lich King, the king of ten thousand monsters on Wusong Mountain.
However, after he came back from the human world, he decisively changed his name and often called himself the Pine Demon King.
But everyone can't change it for a while, it's still the Lich King Song Yaowang mixed with shouting.Every time he saw the red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple complexion of the dead fox when someone called him the Lich King, Bai Fang felt as if he had eaten fifty carrots and twenty Chinese cabbages, it was extremely refreshing.
It was obvious that Bai Fang was an idiot, every time he ate, he was beaten by his father not to eat more, and if he ate any more, he would become fat.There was no other way, Bai Fang could only eat [-] carrots and [-] Chinese cabbages for each meal, so he gradually changed from a small fat ball to a slender little white rabbit.
Later, his appetite was fixed, his father no longer restrained him, and he couldn't eat too much for nothing.Although, if he really eats it, he can still eat it.
To be honest, Bai Fang didn't look like a white rabbit who looked gentle and quiet at all.He is fierce, cool and irritable, as long as something can be suppressed by force, he will never say a word.
Sometimes Que Yao is quite afraid of him, because the rabbit is so fierce that it even eats meat, scaring the fox to death, okay?
The above comes from the bitter lesson that the Lich King at that time wanted to eat Bai Fang, the white rabbit who had a color contrast with him.
It means that Que Yao not only failed to eat into a rabbit, but was gnawed by a rabbit instead. To this day, there is still a gap in the ear, which was gnawed out by Bai Fang with two front teeth.
The goblins in the mountains are so simple, they don't hold grudges, if they can't be beaten, they can't be beaten.
Regarding the cracked front teeth on his ears, Que Yao can at most say: Social society!Big guy big guy!Can't afford to provoke! ! !
Then there is no more.
But Bai Fang is a narrow-minded rabbit, he would be sulking for a long time after his childhood sweetheart Mo Tutu accidentally licked off two clumps of hair, at least ignore him for an hour, let alone a white fox who has nothing to do with him ?
Therefore, Bai Fang has not wavered in the title of Que Yao, a dead fox, for 100 years, and he would go up and nibble on him once every time he saw him.
Que Yao has nothing to do with this vengeful rabbit spirit, can't he provoke him or hide him?From then on, Qu Yao had to walk around the rabbit.
Thinking about it is tiring, he is a vixen who feeds on rabbits, but he is afraid of a rabbit, does he still want to lose face if he speaks out?
Therefore, Que Yao never entered Baiyu Mountain, so Bai Fang naturally couldn't find out what the evil smog was from him.
But Bai Mian is very interested in this evil thing. Think about it, when the smog comes, people can't see anything. It's all gray at a glance, and it won't disappear for days and nights.
The most important thing is that this thing is still gray, the color is not upright at all, and it can also cause various diseases, and sudden death will also occur.
Bai Fang imagined that when the smog came, the window was accidentally left open in the middle of the night, and his life would be gone in a day or two. It couldn't be more exciting!
If he encounters smog, he will push the dead fox into him to suffocate him for a few days and nights. After all, it is impossible for a goblin to be as fragile as a human being. Sudden death, chronic diseases, etc., should make him uncomfortable for a day or two. have it?
Bai Fang regretfully supported his small hoe to loosen the soil and weed in the carrot field.
It took half a day to do this, and it was noon, and Mo Tutu should be hungry.
Mo Tutu is a little black cat who grew up with Bai Fang. He looks cute and has an even cuter personality. He talks in a childish voice all day long. People can't help but want to catch more grasshoppers for him to fry and eat.
The above is Bai Mian's cognition, he is still living in the period of Mo Tu Tu Naimiao.Baby-sounding or something, whose little milk is not baby-sounding, tell me!
It's true that Mo Tutu is a cutie, it was still when he was a child, now whoever sees Mo Tutu doesn't say he is a gentle monster but says he is cute?
In a matter of minutes, he was repaired into a dog for nothing!
So, Bai Fang, this shameless guy, while showing off how cute and likable his little friend is, you don't like him is the original sin, but at the same time, he secretly beat out Mo Tutu's open love and secret love one after another By.
At the very beginning, the reason was: My Tutu is still a child, you beast!She even fell in love with my little black cat, looking for death!
Beating down one after another of the little goblins and old goblins who dared to covet Mo Tutu.
The next thing is: You are so useless that I can't even beat you, yet you still dare to mention that you like my family, Mo Tutu, and you still want to protect him!Let Lao Tzu protect you together?Why is the face so big!Told you to think too much of you!
Emmmm......
Bai Fang likes to call himself Lao Tzu when he gets angry, so this is a good way to identify his mood. If he is too angry to talk, it needs to be calculated separately.But don't give up your vigilance, the most fierce moment is when you don't speak in vain.
Then there was a beating.
The last thing is: I just don’t like you, you are so ugly, but you dare to pursue our beautiful Tutu, do you know how ugly you are?Is your brain flooded, are you so stupid worthy of our tutu?roll roll roll!You weak chicken, you still dare to come, can you fight well?Well, it's fine if you can beat--what!Beat it!You beat your wife, you want to die!Can I, Tutu, be beaten by you on horseback!
As he spoke, he was beaten up with a bruised nose and a swollen face.
So, everyone secretly guessed, did Bai Fang like Mo Tutu, and married him if he liked it?They goblins don't talk about male and female, as long as they like it.It's all demons with wisdom. Could it be that they are still looking for wives and giving birth to cubs in order to reproduce like ordinary beasts, and finally exhaust all their energy?Since they don't live to have cubs, race and gender don't matter, as long as they are happy.
But in one year or two, Bai Fang repelled a certain Tutu's suitors one after another, but he did not see any special affection for Mo Tutu.
If it is special, it means that he treats Mo Tutu very well, just like his own brother. He always cares about my family Tutu.
No, when it was almost noon, Bai Fang didn't even care about what he ate, and he didn't forget to catch a few grasshoppers for Mo Tutu to fry and eat.
For Mo Tutu, a picky kitten, Bai Fang can be said to be a good cook.
For example, for this fried grasshopper, we choose the big grasshopper that grew up eating only cabbage in the Chinese cabbage field, the fattest and purest smelling big grasshopper, remove the wings and sharp wings on the legs, and put them in lukewarm fresh and clear soybean oil for a while. Deep-fry them, take them out when they turn slightly yellow, drain off the oil on them, and the aroma will be locked in the grasshoppers.
One bite, tender and delicious, Mo Tutu could eat ten of them in one go, his belly was round, and he lay lazily in Bai Fang's arms for rubbing his belly.
Thinking about this scene, Bai Fang's heart moved, and he couldn't help speeding up the process of catching grasshoppers, planning to go back early to feed Mo Tutu.
Soon, Bai Fang had caught enough for this morning, put them in his small cloth pocket, and was about to leave with his little hoe on his shoulder.
The fabrics used by Bai Fang and his family are all woven by Grandma Li on the same mountain. Grandma Li is the essence of a silkworm. The materials used for weaving are not only silk, but also cotton.
Cotton was grown by the grandpa of the Han family. He is a goat spirit. He usually likes to learn spinning and weaving with Grandma Li the most. Although he has never learned it, it is true.
But Bai Fang thought that Grandpa Han didn't know how to learn, but pretended not to learn, after all he is a man who knows everything except spinning and weaving.The grandpa of the Han family is simply a scheming boy, he behaved so clumsily, didn't he just want to chase Granny Li?
It's a pity that everyone can't see it.
Of course, it is also possible that the age difference between the two seems to be too large.
Grandma Li really looked older, while Grandpa Han was still a young man. As for why people called him Grandpa, it was entirely his hobby.
Also in Bai Fang's view, this is just a trick he played to get close to Granny Li, cut~ man...
Bai Mian despises this kind of behavior, but is happy to see its success.After all, there are too many single dogs on the mountain, and the cute temperament of his family's Tutu is even cuter. Always being targeted really makes the rabbit anxious, wishing to take them all out and beat them up, so as not to keep coveting the little cat that shouldn't be coveted.
"Eh? Was something moving just now? Who dared to steal my carrot?" Bai Fang's eyes were as sharp as a sword, staring at his piece of carrot, scanning it inch by inch, but found nothing unusual.
All the goblins in the mountains know that there are two taboos for Bai Fang, one is Motutu, and the other is the vegetables he grows.So under normal circumstances, no one would dare to steal free food.
"Could it be that I read it wrong?" Bai Fang stroked his mustache, turned around and left with his two big ears twitching.
Go home and feed meow~
The author has something to say:
I originally planned to save dozens of chapters for him to publish...
However, I couldn't hold back...
So try to update it every other day, if not, update it every week...
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