Me and my love rival's trivia

Fog wipe! An interesting thing happened just now!

In the evening, we finished our stir-fry and drank some wine, then went back to our hotel.We live on the fourth floor, standing at the elevator entrance waiting for the elevator, and there is a girl next to me who seems very vigilant.

That's right, it's getting late, there are only the three of us at the elevator entrance, two drunken old men and her little girl, I'm also nervous.

When the elevator arrived, Fu X hugged me and said to the girl: "Big sister, go up first, the smell of alcohol between us is afraid of scaring you and suffocating you."

To be honest, this behavior really surprised me, the image of Fu X in my heart instantly grew! ! !

楼主：躺枪的高铁侠于2016-7-1423：24：11留言

I go!The male god is so handsome!Tetetenima gentleman ah ah ah ah rub!

1L:风一般的狗子于2016-7-1423：27：09留言

The big girl is playing hhh

2L:纯牛奶是我妈的于2016-7-1423：29：09留言

Hmm... I want to say something off topic, but I suddenly found that this post was written around male gods from the very beginning

3L：按住说话呗于2016-7-1423：30：34留言

Upstairs solved

4L：春光灿烂小龙女于2016-7-1423：31：04留言

If I were that girl, I'd feel sorry for not being able to take the same elevator as you guys.

5L：qwertyuiop于2016-7-1423：33：17留言

In fact, you all guessed wrong, the male god just doesn’t want the girl to disturb the two of them.

6L：天下美男都是我的于2016-7-1423：33:47留言

Suddenly, what I said above makes sense

7L：o(*￣▽￣*)ブ于2016-7-1423：34：01留言

……

Hey!

A new gym opened near our hotel!

within a week!Fees are free!Use whatever you want!Fu x hummed and dragged me over!

What the hell!I knew he was uneasy!

Once over, he started stretching, and I, a gym novice, stretched with him.

10 minutes!

No!Stuck for 5 minutes!

A girl in a pink sweatshirt came over, walked past me, came to Fu X, and said, "Hello! Handsome guy, I just came to the gym and I don't know how to use many machines. Can you come and teach me how to do it?"

Then he is happy?The land and the girl passed by, leaving me alone, and telling me not to get lost? ? ?

I…

Am I a child? ?I will run around? ?

Fortunately, he was accosted as soon as he came, have you ever thought how embarrassing it is for me to be alone in the company!

I don't even know how to use equipment!It's my first time at the gym too! !

I post 4, and I will apply for a fitness card when I go back. I exercise every day and every night, and I have developed chest muscles, abdominal muscles, mermaid lines, and a perfect figure!

I don't believe it, no one came to strike up a conversation with me! ! !

楼主：躺枪的高铁侠于2016-7-1508:09:11留言

I'm afraid I'm jealous, I'm jealous

1L:虎皮卷于2016-7-1508:10:56留言

I burst into tears, every time I go to the gym, with my buddy who has the best abs and pectorals, I always train alone in silence, and he can always give guidance to girls while exercising

2L:大牛逆天于2016-7-1508:11:32留言

The landlord should not strike up a conversation with girls, it is not good to disturb the exercise

3L:哪个妖艳贱货拿了我的充电器于2016-7-1508:15:01留言

I don’t believe in braised words anymore, I just said to go to the gym last time

4L:你会唱小星星吗于2016-7-1508:15:17留言

It's too sad for the landlord to pass by.

5L:饱了没于2016-1-1508:19:00留言

……

No more love, just when I was about to leave the gym, Fu X went to the bathroom, and I waited for him at the counter.Someone tapped me on the shoulder, and I turned around, and it was a pretty girl.

My mom, my heart was about to explode!

finally!There are still people who know the goods!

I turned around calmly, with a calm face, as if the mountains were moving and the grass moved me, and I said in the most magnetic and mature voice: "What?"

The girl looked at me and smiled shyly, but I politely avoided her gaze, after all girls are shy.

Fuck!The result is true!yes!Beep the dog!

She she her!

She said: "The little brother who was with you just now, can you give me his WeChat account?"

I? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Fuck? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

There are ten thousand grass mud horses galloping in my heart, but I calmly took out my phone.

She was very excited next to me, and I recommended the WeChat contact "Bao Yi Bao Yo Xi" to her.As soon as I sent it out, I saw Fu X walking towards us from the bathroom with a dark face.

This guy, did the toilet eat gunpowder?So furious!

When he saw the girl next to me, his expression softened, he nodded politely to her, and asked me, "Who is she?"

I winked at the girl, told Fu X that I was a new friend, and dragged him downstairs.

I saw the girl smile at me knowingly.

Ha ha.

When Fu X went downstairs, she still looked like she didn't understand what was going on. I said, she was an insurance salesman.

Well, I'm in a bad mood today, young master, I'm sorry for you, girl!

Fu X's words!It is also necessary to let brothers and my heart be balanced!

Hahahahahahahaha, I guess that girl will beat me up if I see you again!

"Guarantee one guarantee yoxi" hahahahaha this WeChat is the real insurance salesman

hahahahahahahahahahaha

The world is so hot!There will be no period!

楼主:躺枪的高铁侠于2016-7-1510:24:11留言

Hahahahahahahahaha, I feel sorry for the landlord for a second

1L:总是不想不吃饭于2016-7-1510:25:11留言

Hahahahahaha, when I was in high school, I had a crush on a boy in the class next door. He was good-looking and a bit tall. Of course, many girls liked him, but it was super weird. No girl had ever confessed to him hahaha, strike up a conversation are very few.That's probably the case.

2L:风哟西哟西哟西哟于2016-7-1510:26:31留言

You send 4 and I send 5

3L:不黑不合格于2016-7-1510:26:39留言

This... on the ulterior motives of single dogs

4L:天下美男都是我的于2016-7-1510:27:58留言

I'm the only one who wants to know what happened to Fu Nanshen in the toilet? Why are you angry ╰_╯

5L:春光灿烂小龙女于2016-7-1510:31:25留言

……

Hahahahahaha laughed like a fool, just walking on the road, a presumably primary school?Boy, say to a little girl: "I have loneliness and spirits, would you like to walk with me?"

The little girl looked like the kind of child with good grades, and she was also very cute.The young man is holding a lollipop with a cigarette in his mouth, don't be too funny!Then he reached into his pocket and took out a lollipop and handed it to the little girl.

The little girl was wearing a little white dress, with her back straight and standing there, ho ho ho ho, I saw her face twitch!Hahahahahaha

Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quak , If you break my sister's wings, I will destroy your whole heaven hahahahahaha, middle school boys are so happy quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack

楼主：躺枪的高铁侠于2016-7-1511:33:37留言

Reminds me of the QQ space in my junior high school, the bright and touching youth...

1L:幼儿园大班班长于2016-7-1511:35:01留言

Hahahaha wait for me upstairs, let me say that my best friend is too big!

2L:铁铁蛋蛋蛋蛋铁铁于2016-7-1511:35:52留言

My previous internet name was faint sadness hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

3L:春光灿烂小龙女于2016-7-1511:37:00留言

These words tell stories that I can’t understand, the pain of Qingcheng, I lick the wound alone;

If you shed tears, my face will always be wet; if you are sad, my heart will always be bitter;

I just lied to him for one day, but he lied to me all my life;

4L:再丢钱我直播吃手机于2016-7-1511:38:01留言

Quiet and quiet

5L:别吃了于2016-7-1611:38:59留言

Haha everyone has some Martian time

6L:qwertyuiop于2016-7-1611:40:00留言

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The author has something to say:

Part-time job Moyu codeword hahaha That drunk man waited for the elevator and let the girl get on first. It is true. I saw it on Zhihu, and I really felt it in my heart at the time!super!Gentleman!