Me and my love rival's trivia

Fu X came to my house today!I brought a bag of Hericium erinaceus, which is real Hericium erinaceus, not Hericium erinaceus biscuits.

My mother likes Fu X very much. When she saw him, she smiled and said, "You must be Fu X. I have heard Zhan'er mentioning you these two days. You are so handsome."

I have to say that Fu X's charm is really not small. I just came here and had a meal. Not only was my mother upgraded to his godmother, but my father also praised him while playing chess with him (′д｀)...彡...彡, I was actually sent by my father to wash dishes at noon because he wanted to play chess with Fu X? ? ? ?

After dinner, we went for a walk together. Normally, our family would go for a walk on the track of the stadium. For some reason, Fu X went to see my elementary school and junior high school.

By the way, Fu X is from City D, it’s very close to City C, so he can easily come to me to play in the future haha ​​He’s taking a bath now, I just moved his things from the guest room to my room, because the weather is so bad It's too hot, and the customer service doesn't have air-conditioning, so the two of us squeezed together tonight.

Let's go to the zoo tomorrow to see monkeys

楼主：躺枪的高铁侠于2016-7-822：14：45留言

Tsk tsk tsk, Fu Nanshen successfully subdued his father-in-law and mother-in-law

1L：天下美男都是我的于2016-7-822：16：17留言

Holy crap! Share the same bed! ! ! @天下美男是我, I think the post you posted last time is about to come true: "I have a hunch that something indescribable will happen this time when the male god comes to the landlord's house (￣▽￣)"

2L：遁地小女警于2016-7-822：17：02留言

Look at what monkeys, you two gave birth to monkeys

3L：再丢钱我直播吃手机于2016-7-822：18：16留言

City C!ah!Loulou, I am also from City C.

4L：不垫席子于2016-7-822：20：32留言

The owner's name is Zhan'er? ? !Hahahahaha so cute

5L：星光灿烂小龙女于2016-7-822：22：22留言

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What is the indescribable thing? ? ?

What's going on in your mind? ?How are we two big men! ! !

I slept with Fu X one night, I really think so!What the hell!His sleeping position is too bad! !

After I fell asleep last night, kicking me was so refreshing, and it was the same in the morning. I said why I couldn't breathe, good guy, he had an ape arm and a pig's foot on me.

Today we went to the zoo together. To be honest, the zoo is not fun at all, except for some animals.

Oh why yesterday I saw someone commented let's have monkeys? ? ?I don't read comments very often, why every time I read it, my three views are refreshed!

楼主：躺枪的高铁侠于2016-7-918:14:29留言

2333, isn’t the poster going to the zoo just to watch animals, or do you want to do something embarrassing? ?

1L：别大声说话于2016-7-918:17:36留言

"Slept with Fu X for one night" Your words are too immoral

2L:天下美男都是我的于2016-7-918:18:01留言

Hahahahaha ape arms and pig feet, so what kind of breed is the male god hahaha

3L:纯牛奶都是我妈的于2016-7-918:19:21留言

Believe that my landlord will have many comfortable days in the future () ()

4L:遁地小女警于2016-7-918:19:22留言

LZ should read more of our comments, brush up on the three views, maybe you will be enlightened hhh

5L:啊西我吗发于2016-7-918:20:01留言

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Hehehe, we went hiking today hahaha, now in the car, Fu X leaned on my shoulder and fell asleep!Fuck!Just now when I was typing, I realized that he drools on my shoulders.

楼主：躺枪的高铁侠于2016-7-1010:21:00留言

Honeymoon trip starts now

1L:qtg你喜欢我下会死啊于2016-7-1010:21:19留言

Salted fish, I'll wait for the landlord to spread dog food

2L:月亮不是月于2016-7-1010:21:22留言

It's so cute to kill by shoulders

3L:天下美男都是我的于2016-7-1010:22:05留言

drool on your shoulders to get his mark on you y'all idiot

4L:（◎｀Д′）σ{放学别走}于2016-7-1010:23:19留言

Slobbering... Lying on the shoulders...

5L:阿宅于2016-7-1010:23:14留言

This is already the world of rotten girls hahaha

6L:点点脆脆弱皮鸡于2016-7-1010:23:59留言

……

We arrived at the youth hostel at the foot of the mountain, maybe it was a long-distance bus ride?Or acclimatized?I quickly fell ill...

When I got to the bottom of the mountain, I had a fever. It was a low-grade fever, but the person with the fever was groggy and had no appetite at all.I was lying in bed at night, and Fu X asked me if I wanted something to eat.God knows I just want to have some appetizers, so I said weakly: "I want to eat spicy sticks." Fu x gave me a gentle look, and at that moment I felt that this friend was worth it!

As a result, this guy... As a result, he was cheap in the next second, and said to me: "Then you just think about it."

I didn't expect it! I didn't expect it!My body is so weak!In the afternoon, the low fever turned to high fever! ! ! !

Fu x was terrified and sent me to the nearest clinic. :(

When I heard that she was an intern nurse, I even refused in my heart.The nurse sister seemed to see my uneasiness, she smiled at me gently, and said, "It's okay, if you think about the good, it's just a one-shot thing, and if you think about it, it's just a one-shot thing."

...It turns out that the hospital, let's find the old head nurse: (,,,,) Hehehe, my fever has subsided now, and I will take a day off tomorrow and go hiking the day after tomorrow.

楼主：躺枪的高铁侠于2016-7-1020:58:01留言

The stewed body is delicate and weak, and it is easy to be overthrown, so it is necessary to strengthen exercise haha

1L:天下美男都是我的于2016-7-1021:00:03留言

The beautiful lady nurse also has good injection skills, so I don't want to take the blame!

2L:美貌小护士于2016-7-1021:00:59留言

Hahahahaha the host has a fever and wants to eat spicy noodles, the male god is right!Just think about it!

3L:纯牛奶都是我妈的于2016-7-1021:03:11留言

Do you two live in the same room?

4L：一条人于2016-7-1021:03:45留言

Upstairs +10086

5L:一副狗于2016-7-1021:04:11留言

4L5L absolutely passionate

6L:无敌跳蚤怕于2016-7-1021:05:12留言

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I found that going mountaineering was a decision to die, and that was a lot of work! ! !

At first I was super confident and climbed up with big strides. Fu X was lazy at the beginning and climbed up leisurely. I laughed at him in my heart. He usually looks strong and strong, but he is actually weak. ... About halfway up the mountain, I found that my legs are weak and my waist is sore, and look at that bastard Fu X!it turns out!He is full of energy, and he is really two different people from the one who just went up the mountain!

I was as tired as a dead dog, and I didn't feel like trying to be brave when I started running ahead, Fu X must have done it on purpose! ! !Store your strength there, and don't tell me to take it easy, just to see me make a fool of myself! ! !hum! ! !I was so pissed off that I collapsed on him the last part of the way up the mountain.

I!Again!also!No!think!climb!Mountain!up!

楼主：躺枪的高铁站于2016-7-1219:07:46留言

Suddenly remembered the long-distance running competition in junior high school. I ran hard in the first lap and was far ahead of No.2. Later, my physical strength could not keep up. I almost cried when I saw the poster, as if I saw the mentally retarded myself

1L:一副狗于2016-7-1219:08:11留言

I think back then when I participated in a long-distance running competition in junior high school, a mentally handicapped man ran fast in the first lap, and then he lost his strength, and I ran the entire distance quickly, and I won the first place. I am so happy.

2L:一条人于2016-7-1219:08:59留言

A pair of dogs and a person upstairs are here to show their affection, right? 2333

3L:纯牛奶都是我妈的于2016-7-1219:09:56留言

...I seem to have seen the host and the male god himself? ? ?Today, my best friend and my best friend’s boyfriend went to xx mountain. About two-thirds of the way, I was almost tired of shit. My best friend was paralyzed on her boyfriend. I was howling when they threw dog food, and I saw it!A boy paralyzed on top of another boy!Fuck!My mood at the time!A bunch of dogs and men and dogs came to climb the mountain, why on earth should I come? ? ? ? ? ? ps: The taller boy is a bit darker and handsome, um, he can really be described as handsome, another boy in a white T-shirt slumped on him and said something, the tall man smiled white Yazai ps: the white t-shirt is also very tall, but it is actually a baby face hahaha

4L:帅的人于2016-7-1219:09:59留言

Distressed upstairs, but!Third floor!Luckily!I actually met the landlord and the male god himself! ! !

5L:新东方到底是英语还是厨师于2016-7-1219:11:42留言

The landlord is handsome in less than three seconds, and at the beginning he still laughed at the weak chicken of the male god hahahahaha, I have already seen the attributes of the landlord and the male god

6L:永远找不到笔盖子于2016-7-1219:12:00留言

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