Me and my love rival's trivia

Da da da just sent my man away, and just came back to clean up the kennel...

Why!Now I'm going to start making plans!

The first step: preliminary intelligence work

Zhengzi is tall and handsome, with a sunny personality, such a good figure, and the main force of the basketball team. There are quite a few women who covet him.Fortunately, as far as I know, he currently doesn't have a girl he likes.

He used to like Xiaoyou... Fuck... Suddenly discovering this fucking fact, how the hell do I like it? ? ?once? ? ? ?Love rival? ? ? ? ?

wipe…

...Little friend, she is a very positive and proactive girl...But I don't often take the initiative to interact with people!I decided to read [-] jokes to Diu Diu every day at home during the summer vacation... As for the uplifting personality, I should count it, the uplifting youth with good roots... um...

Ow!Suddenly remembered the hot woman who had a milk tea date with Zhengzi last time!Oh My God!He also touched her hair... rub it, it feels like a sense of crisis, 555 I'm going to knock on the side of that woman's existence at night 555

Because Mao Zhengzi is not gay, I can pursue him openly...

Netizens and friends, how can I tell if it is possible for a man to change his mind? I used to like girls, but now I also like men. How can I keep silent, appear and disappear, and chase him without anyone noticing? got it

楼主：躺枪的高铁侠于2016-8-616:22:27留言

666!Keep silent, appear and disappear without anyone noticing you are still chasing a fart

1L:春光灿烂小龙女于2016-8-616:24:00留言

Falling in love with a rival, the stories I have to tell with my rival, the trifles between me and my rival, and my rival turning into a lover

2L:ohmygarden于2016-8-616:25:09留言

Braised and refueled!He must like you!So good for you!hum!

3L:于2016-8-616:26:11留言

The world is in harmony, handsome guys are going to mess with each other, but I'm still single

4L:天下美男都是我的于2016-8-616:26:14留言

If he is a straight man... you can't bend it... If he can bend it, it means he is not straight...

5L:新东方到底是学英语的还是学厨师的于2016-8-616:26:54留言

……

I asked you how to chase people... and didn't tell me the exact method...

By the way, my old sister has come to my house, this brat, why can't she come when my parents are around!I have to take care of her to eat!

I have a good relationship with my cousin since I was a child. I wanted her to come and told her about her brother being gay... She had a good relationship with Zhengzi before. I was afraid that she was interested in Zhengzi, so I said to hit her, and I asked her if she had any No boys like.

My cousin laughed like an orangutan in a zoo, and her bronze-like laughter echoed in the house.

I? ? ? ? ? ? ?

She said she was a fairy, and liking mortals would violate the rules of heaven.

...

Although a little speechless, she never lied to me since she was a child, so~

Yeah yeah cousin doesn't like Zhengzi!

I told her that her brother fell in love with a man...

I thought she would be like this Σ(Δ) but she is like this()

I? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

She actually said to me: "It must be Brother Fu."

I? ? ? ? ? ?

Why would she know!Maybe she saw my post!

I was like this =()

But the point is she said it!she will!help me!Chase!man!of!

Huh? ? ? ?Why do you feel a little weird? ? ?

楼主：躺枪的高铁侠于2016-8-813:09:56留言

The bronze-like laughter is also drunk... an upgraded version of the silver bell-like laughter? ? ?And is it really good to say that my sister smiles like an orangutan in a zoo?

1L:腐女子要取个长长的名字才能撩到小姐姐于2016-8-813:11:00留言

I am also a fairy. I have been down to earth for 27 years. I really want to try what will happen if I violate the rules of heaven this year.

2L:醉了醉了醉于2016-8-813:11:59留言

Sister who sees through everything, it seems that Luzhu bent earlier than expected

3L:一只土豆于2016-8-813:12:35留言

I have a hunch that my sister must be a god assist

4L:风一样的狗子于2016-8-813:13:11留言

I remembered that I saw a news before, a rotten female sister forced her two gay cousins ​​to show her

5L:qwertyuiop于2016-8-813:14:02留言

The upstairs is really scary, the host really pursues the person he likes, even if he is straight, even if he refuses, let the other person know that his heart is sincere

6L:sichuan123于2016-8-813:14:58留言

Upstairs, bah, bah, bah, the male god obviously likes stewing, the male god must just be not obvious

7L:低尔基于2016-8-813:15:29留言

……

I went to Haidilao with my older sister today, and a girl came to strike up a conversation. I thought I was attractive recently, and the girl was attracted by me, but she actually said...she came here for her brother, and her brother is sorry...

I…

His brother is probably gay...but why did you come to me? ? ?Is it obvious that I'm gay? ? ?

Oh, yes, it's time for the second step: Step [-]: Let the other party understand your heart

Cough cough, my sister said, I want to send Zhengzi some teasing words from time to time...

I checked on the Internet and saw a master of love talk in the Republic of China, named Zhu Shenghao.He was evaluated as a master of writing love letters, and the following is part of his love letter:

1. If only the two of us are so good in the world, I will bully you until you can’t cry

2. Dear kid, what kind of nasty things should I say to you?I just want to eat you, eat you.

3. Wake up feeling like I love you

……

After seeing it, I have to admit...he is very annoying...I finally know why I had bad luck in love before...

I thought about it, these words were still too obvious, so I secretly sent a text message to Zhengzi: I love him so much when I wake up, I want to bully him so much that I can’t cry, I want to eat him...

I have already thought about it, if he wants to give me an affectionate reply, he will definitely be interested in me, if he takes it seriously, and then rejects me, I will say that he is teasing him, and I will find a chance to do it later.

result? ? ? ? ? ?He even replied to me: Ma De is mentally retarded...

I…

楼主：躺枪的高铁侠于2016-8-912:19:21留言

Made mentally handicapped...

1L:春光灿烂小龙女于2016-8-912:20:39留言

That love letter master is really flirting... why can you adapt it into such a ghostly appearance?

2L:一只土豆于2016-8-912:21:15留言

Is it true that no one would take it seriously...and the ghost knows that he was saying ah ah ah (●''●) mentally retarded

3L:qwertyuiop于2016-8-912:24:06留言

Are you a pervert...@起枪的高铁侠

4L:熊孩子揍飞你们于2016-8-912:25:00留言

This love letter master also has a classic sentence: I am eager to fight with you, and I am also eager to hug you.

5L:蛋卷小天使于2016-8-912:26:21留言

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