Me and my love rival's trivia

After dinner last night, we went to the gym together and then went home.My old lady was still wandering outside, so I let Da Zhengzi live in their room.Originally, he said that he would stay in my bed like last time, it was big anyway, and he could just turn on the air conditioner.

If only I had agreed before, when I was straight and straight.

But now how can I sleep with a straight man as a gay, and the boy I like is still sleeping next to me.

...Another reason is that his sleeping position is too bad!

By the way, he played the guitar with me last night, and this is definitely a magic tool for picking up girls. My old man feels that Tenima is a literary and artistic Tenima.

So, today, I am a fisherman at work, I want to ask you, how can a gay chase a straight man?

楼主：躺枪的高铁侠于2016-8-509:21:08留言

Fuck?Am I dreaming? ? ?If I remember correctly, ten days ago, the host swears that he is very straight, and today he has said that he is gay so frankly...

1L:风一样的狗子于2016-8-509:22:37留言

Why do I seem to smell the idiot attribute of the landlord

2L:铁铁蛋蛋蛋蛋铁铁于2016-8-509:23:04留言

The so-called pursuit, no matter men or women, do what they like.

3L:神之子于2016-8-509:25:12留言

You have to suffer from poor sleeping posture, you can’t accept it now, but what will you do when you get married?

4L:不是傻白甜于2016-8-509:26:44留言

Why don't you play the guitar too? ? ?

5L:qwertyuiop于2016-8-509:27:12留言

……

In the evening we went to the gym as usual, it was too hot, I asked Zhengzi if I would like to go swimming, unexpectedly he refused me! ! !

Quack quack quack quack quack quack!Finally found his flaw! ! !he!Afraid!water!

What should I do, sir, I grew up in the water and played freely in the water when I was young. I am a rising star in the swimming world!Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

He is a landlubber~~~

However, I can't understand it. When I let myself go in the swimming pool, he was obviously just soaking in the shallow water.

Why are there so many girls praising him for his good figure, and why are there so many flirtatious sluts around him? ? ? ?

Why can he allow other people's paws to rub against his chest muscles? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Master!I!You are so 6, so many girls stare at me, why doesn't he look at me? ! ! ! ! !

楼主：躺枪的高铁侠于2016-8-521:00:52留言

66666 The love of stewed vinegar

1L:天下美男都是我的于2016-8-521:01:09留言

Can't swim...forgive him for his handsomeness

2L:走天下于2016-8-521:08:52留言

The moment of entanglement has come, who to choose between an eight-pack abs who can't swim and a one-pack abs who are good at swimming

3L:虎皮卷于2016-8-521:09:12留言

Hahahahahahahahaha A group of pure and cold swimsuit girls are defined as coquettish sluts

4L:有点想吃东西于2016-8-521:10:00留言

When someone’s paws move on his pectoral muscles, you should push the paws away, and then take a bite on the pectoral muscles, declaring your sovereignty hahaha

5L:腐女子要取个长长的名字才能撩到小姐姐于2016-8-521:12:01留言

……

La la la Demacia!I'm off duty today.

Zhengzi's friend gave him two movie tickets, <I'm Handsome>, I've heard about it in my circle of friends... This movie is a bad movie, but someone you like invites you to watch a bad movie, do you want to go?

must go.

In the afternoon, there are movie tickets at 14:00. I went to see my sweetheart. I arrived at 13:55. Unexpectedly, when I went, Zhengzi had already arrived, lazily leaning against the wall... very handsome...

I have already witnessed a group of little hooves molesting him, and there are bold girls approaching him, and he is still laughing, what the fuck? !

Hehehe, Laozi walked over coolly, put his shoulders on him, and said, "Zhengzi, let's go, the movie is about to start."

Hohohoho, the group of little hooves all had expressions of reluctance and shyness.

Hahahahahahahaha, this man is mine, this man wants to go to the movies with me yo yo yo.

Speaking of the beginning of the movie, I felt that I... couldn't bear it...

Although I, an old man, don't have high requirements for the hero's appearance, but...this looks too revengeful to the society...

But this is not only painful...the plot is wonderful...towards the wonderful...

I don't know how Zhengzi's friend gave him the movie ticket. Could it be that he couldn't watch it anymore? ?

The only thing stopping me from running out of the cinema is... the handsome guy sitting next to me...

Zhengzi?seem?watch?return?Very happy? ?

I'm afraid I'm a fool if I don't like it

楼主：躺枪的高铁侠于2016-8-617:01:22留言

2333 Forgive him for his handsomeness, I wish you 99

1L:腐女子要取个长长的名字才能撩到小姐姐于2016-8-617:02:00留言

The id upstairs is so long!

Braised!This film!Really sucks!The male god... Are you happy?he?taste?real?Heavy!

2L:虎皮卷于2016-8-617:02:52留言

Tsk, Luzhu now replaces the girls with little hooves hahaha

3L:qwertyuiop于2016-8-617:05:08留言

Couples must do it after watching a movie and having dinner, so you are at candlelight now

4L:星光灿烂小龙女于2016-8-617:07:42留言

That's right, that's cool, the man you covet is my man!I also have this idea!Your male god is my gay hahaha

5L:鸡冻不于2016-8-617:07:59留言

upstairs exposed

6L:一只土豆于2016-8-617:08:26留言

……

Hmm... Now that we're home, we just ate the freaking spicy chicken wings... Holy crap... It's so spicy that my liver hurts... He eats it actually tastes good... I also said that I would risk my life for a beauty.

He will go home tomorrow, and he is taking a shower now. I am posting, and I am a little bit reluctant.

However, it's good for him to go back for a few days first, so I can make a plan, wait until the school, and take him down in one fell swoop.

Hahahahahahahahaha, last time someone asked why I accepted the fact that I had become a base so quickly, I don’t know why my mentality exploded?It seems to be quite easy to recognize yourself and accept yourself!

楼主：躺枪的高铁侠于2016-8-622:10:52留言

Tsk, I'm blind, risking my life for a beauty is a rude thing said by this kind of arrogant and sullen little goblin

1L:腐女子要取个长长的名字才能撩到小姐姐于2016-8-621:12:00留言

2333 Tomorrow, I will be separated from the male god, so I can't bear to break it ~ Do you want the dew to fly into his bed at night ~ I am so touched

2L:天下美男都是我的于2016-8-621:12:56留言

mental explosion hahaha

3L:一只土豆于2016-8-621:13:23留言

Choosing to recognize that you are a small group of people does not mean that your future life will be dark, corrupt and helpless, and you can live a beautiful and fulfilling life.Landlord come on!

4L：drt999于2016-8-621:15:07留言

Take down your man in one fell swoop!Ow!Stewed with good momentum!I was inspired too!I also need to go!See adultery!God!up!

5L:痴汉从来不吃芒果于2016-8-621:16:08留言

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