Saiki Kusuo's Journey to Disaster[Comprehensive]

Although Saiki has the ability to go back in time, after moving Tohsaka Tokiomi back, he has no way to take away the pool of blood on the ground. Even if he goes back in time and recovers Tohsaka's injury, he is still bleeding.

Therefore, when Tohsaka opened his eyes again, he only felt that his eyes were darkened, and he gradually saw other colors, which were also blurred, and the black and white intersected, making him dizzy and very uncomfortable.

【By the way, I was stabbed by Kotomine Kirei, from the back to the heart, with a slash...】

Tohsaka Tokiomi raised his hand with difficulty, trying to touch the wound on his back, but he couldn't lift his body up and let his hand reach his back.After working hard for five seconds, he still gave up to confirm the wound on his back, but with such force, there was no pain on his back. Did he go to heaven?

It is said that heaven is a painless world, is he qualified to enter heaven?

【What, are you awake? 】

Apart from black and white, the world in front of Tohsaka has a bright red color, which is bright but not coquettish.Taking a closer look, it turned out to be the person he thought was the least likely to appear in front of him.

"Qimu...why are you here too?"

【How did he die? 】

Qi Mu saw that he was really awake, and his mind was still a little unclear, so he sat on the chair beside the bed.

【This is my home, of course I will be here. 】

Tohsaka turned back and stared at the world above his head for a long time, only to realize that the dazzling white in front of his eyes was not that he had come to heaven, but the snow-white ceiling above his head.

Turning his head slowly, he realized that the world in front of him was a blank room that had not been meticulously decorated. At present, there were only pale whitewashed walls, a bed, him on the bed, a chair in front of the bed, and a chair Saiki on the board.

"How did I... get here? Why are there no windows? What time is it?"

Tohsaka Tokiomi wanted to raise his hand and touch the wall in front of him, but he still couldn't lift himself up with all his strength. Now that his eyes were clear again, he could see clearly why he couldn't lift up because of his serious injury, but It was tied to the bed with medical straps, one for the upper body and one for the lower body.

He collapsed in frustration, speechless and unable to say anything.

【window?You think too much. Given your current situation, I dare not put you in a light-transmitting room. 】

"Why are you tied up?"

【Um?Because you got hurt?Of course not, I have recovered from your injury, but there is a sequelae of excessive blood loss.I discussed it with everyone. The rooms in the small villa are limited, and no one wants to share a bed with you. The hospital bed in the villa is too small. I am afraid that if you get used to sleeping on the big bed, you will roll off and disturb our sleep, so we decided to use it together. The attached bed straps on the bed hold you in place. 】

Not knowing whether it was due to the sequelae of excessive blood loss, or because of being angry, Tohsaka Tokiomi felt a dull pain in his head.

"Will that help me relax?"

【certainly. 】 Saiki's words fell, and the straps on the bed were automatically loosened by Tohsaka Tokiomi.Although it was a bit strenuous, Tohsaka slowly got up from the bed.

"I was saved by you." Although he was asking a question, his body was weak, and he was weak in speaking, but his tone was definitely incomparable.

Qi Mu also nodded. Behind him, there were bursts of noisy voices penetrating through the small wooden door. Just now Tohsaka had a slight tinnitus, but he didn't hear clearly. Only now did he realize that in Qi Mu's words, the bed behind the door The coming voice revealed that there are many people in this house.

"Hey! Gunner, let's have another drink!"

"Cavalry, please lower your voice, there are still patients resting in the storage room!"

"What's the big deal, isn't that boy from the Yuansaka family all gone now? It's not the bloody figure he picked up last night."

"Hmph, it's not in vain that I sacrificed my sleep time last night to see the appearance of Patriarch Tosaka of the Yusan Family."

……

Hearing the name of the person who should have died and was eliminated by the Holy Grail, Tohsaka did not look surprised at all. He should have guessed it when he sat up and saw that the command spell on the back of his hand was gone.

"It seems...you didn't save me alone."

[No, it should be said that you were the only one who was rescued simply, and I didn't expect you to have an accident. It was my housekeeper who monitored your house for some reason before, so I fell asleep last night After that, I ran to rescue you. 】

Tohsaka Tokiomi was a little surprised and disgusted that he was living under surveillance, and frowned.

"Impossible, I don't have any monitoring equipment installed in my house, and it's impossible to go down to every room."

[Although magicians look down on modern advanced technology, there are always a few parts and machines at home because of convenience, and a small change can form a monitoring device. 】

Tohsaka recalled that there were indeed one or two pieces of mechanical equipment in his study room. A camera was bought after much consideration to commemorate the growth of his daughter. It was the most suitable thing to be converted into a camera.

Seeing him lost in thought, Qi Mu tilted his head.

【You are really strange. At this time, you don’t want to know why your disciple assassinated you. You are not angry or resentful. Instead, you are asking me how I rescued you from the Yuansaka house. 】

Tohsaka Tokiomi smiled, the long-term habit at home made him want to lie back on his back, but he never made it, and almost fell off the hospital bed.

Qi Mu stared at him trying to maintain his elegant appearance with dead fish eyes, speechless.

[So, it is more appropriate to tie you up. 】

"Sorry, I'm sorry." Tohsaka sat up as if nothing had happened, but the roots of his ears were slightly rosy.

"As for Kiri...Kotomine Kirei, after what he said last night, I expected that he is an ambitious man whose body is bigger than ours. Rizheng and I misunderstood him at first. After seeing him, now I also understand why Rizheng didn't leave a message before his death, passing the Command Seal to Kotomine Kirei. I'm afraid, what Emiya Kiritsugu said to him."

【Since you know that the person who killed your assistant was Kotomine Kirei, you should form a pact with Saber. 】

Tohsaka Tokiomi smiled without saying a word.

Qi Mu didn't ask, and he didn't want to hear what he was thinking about in his head. Judging from his ability to send his daughter away without any scruples, he felt that this man had a problem with his brain, or that the sense of family restraint was too heavy. up.

He thought he was thinking about his daughters, and he didn't want them to be mediocre and incompetent, but almost pushed them into the abyss. This kind of morbid thinking, he can't look too much, he still wants to remain ordinary.

Saiki opened the door, and Iskan in the living room outside the door poked his head over, and apparently saw Tohsaka Tokiomi sitting up from the bed.

"The kid from the Tosaka family woke up, ah, this is a bit difficult, there are only four rooms in the villa."

Iskan's voice fell, and several figures walked into the small door frame in an instant. Lancer, Diarmuid, and Kenneth.

"I am very grateful to be rescued, and I will leave here today."

[No, you are now dead in the eyes of Kotomine Kirei and your heroic archers. Although they can't find your body now, deal with the blood, and conceal your family, but, I can't guarantee that your family will be safe after you show up.Moreover, you have already lost the qualifications for the Holy Grail War, so you should sit quietly and watch the final outcome. 】

Saiki pressed Tohsaka Tokiomi's body that was about to get up with one hand, but he didn't use much force. Tohsaka, who almost died of blood loss last night and has not recovered until now, fell back to his seat.

Qi Mu turned his head and looked at the people outside the door. Although his face was expressionless and his eyes remained the same, the people outside the door always felt that he had written all over his face: No matter who you are crowded with, please make a room. room to come.

Under Qi Mu's coercion, except for Diarmuid, the other four looked at each other, but there was really no way to squeeze.Heroic spirits can talk to heroic spirits, yes, but they are still with the master after all. It can be said that of the four rooms now, the master bedroom is given to Qi Mu, the second bedroom is given to Diarmuid, and the two guest rooms are now Kenneth. Sharing a room with Lancer, and Waver sharing a room with Rider, there is no way to make room for it.

Regardless of how the cavalry and spearmen are doing well during the day, drinking together, is it a gesture in the basement, but if they really want to rest together in the same room, it is hard to imagine what will happen.What's more, poor little Weber was already trembling with fear at the thought of sharing a room with Kenneth.

"Master, let me out of my room, I can stay by your side as a heroic spirit, and it won't affect your rest."

……

Everyone was silent. Looking at Qi Mu, Weber realized that he might no longer have to share the same room with the professor, so he instantly relaxed. Looking at the savior Diarmuid, he always felt that there was a big tail behind him. Shake, shake, did you read it wrong?

Qi Mu, who was watched by many pairs of eyes, suddenly regretted keeping this guy under his command.

nodded.

[Then... that's it. 】

"Then I'll go up and tidy up." Diarmuid immediately stepped upstairs.

Feeling the resentful gaze, Wei Bo scratched his half-length hair and smirked.

"Since we have nothing to do with us, let's go." After finishing speaking, he dragged Iskan to continue drinking and playing cards in the living room.

Kenneth smiled, and left the storage room with Lancer out of sight of the two of them.

Qi Mu saw that his light was gone, so he patted his servant on the shoulder.

[Congratulations, you have successfully settled down here. 】

"Thank you." Although Tohsaka Tokiomi always felt that this sentence was said to a stray dog, congratulations on having a nest in this house, he still didn't frown, and thanked him.

……

With the cooperation of Kenneth and Lancer, Webb and Iskan once again lost in the Landlords!

As soon as Iskan put down his cards, he held his head with some headaches, watched the landlord Kenneth plunder all the peanuts on the plate of the three of them, and sighed to him.

"Really, it's all because you are so stupid, little brother, that caused us to lose all the time, and I lost all my peanuts."

Weber watched the peanuts on Kenneth's plate piled up to the top and rolled off the plate. When he heard that Kenneth was shirking responsibility, he immediately quit and complained.

"Why blame me? It's because you're too stupid to know how to play, okay? And it's Lancer's fault for helping Professor Kenneth all the time, even though he's on our side!"

Because of Weber's slap, the peanuts fell down.Kenneth was not angry. As the winner, he could drink. He raised his glass and looked at the two people opposite him with a smile.

"What, do you have any opinions on my Heroic Spirit helping me? Uh huh? My good student Weber."

"No!" Weber sat down instantly, as quiet as a chicken.

【You guys are really enough. For a few peanuts, I made so much noise that I can't even cover up the reduction of the villa's presence. 】

Saiki and Diarmuid stood behind them, while Tosaka Tokiomi was sitting beside them, although weak, but also sat and smiled at their childish behavior.

Iskan was the first to disagree with this statement, and the coffee table made a "bang bang" sound.

"Of course it's not about a few peanuts! As the King of Conquerors, I have to conquer them even in these trivial matters, and let them see how brave I am!"

Kenneth and the others laughed without saying a word.

"But it's true, it's not good to let the King of Conquerors live here forever." Tosaka Tokiomi said.

Qi Mu frowned. [I didn't say you two can't go out? 】

ha?The duo of fools is fooled.

[In this family, neither you nor I were eliminated from the Holy Grail War, nor did we die completely. You can go out for a ride with the cavalry, and it doesn’t matter if you ride your treasure mounts, as long as you don’t cause trouble and bring them back, or say Asked me to forge a death certificate again. 】

"Great, little brother, let's go for a drive after dinner. Although there are no beautiful women to accompany you, little brother, you can make a living like this."

As soon as Emperor Iskan heard that they could go out, before Qi Mu finished speaking, he mentioned Weber and strode out.There was only a burst of lightning and thunder outside, and there was a burst of bulls screaming, and then it calmed down.

Qi Mu looked at their lightning speed of action, and a drop of sweat hung from his forehead.

[They, did they hear what I said clearly? 】

"This... I don't think so." Kenneth laughed.

"I always feel that something unexpected will happen tonight." Diarmuid frowned, always feeling not very good. "Master, do you need me to follow?"

Qi Mu stroked his chin in silence for a while, then nodded.

[Go, I'm really not at ease, be careful. 】

"Yes, master!" Diarmuid's voice fell, and the heroic spirit disappeared before everyone's eyes.

Seeing that everyone had left, only Kenneth, Lancer, and Tosaka Tokiomi were left in the living room. Saiki turned around and prepared to go upstairs briskly.

Kenneth spoke up. "Although I feel that something will happen tonight, I don't think the King of Conquerors is the kind of person who will make mistakes. Diarmuid is getting hot when he is ordered. You want to send him away."

Qi Mu stopped and turned around. The reflection of the glasses made it difficult for Kenneth and others to see his expression clearly.

[Please clean up the peanuts all over the floor before going to bed. If I see insects like cockroaches appearing in this house tomorrow morning...]

Saiki didn't say anything more about the rest, but even if he didn't finish, it still made Kenneth, who advocated playing games to deal with Weber, shiver.

Tohsaka Tokiomi chuckled gracefully and stood up from the soft sofa. "In that case, I'm going to rest too, and you guys clean up slowly."

Kenneth forced a smile and watched Tohsaka Tokiomi leave, looking at the densely packed peanuts all over the floor, the sofa has high legs, maybe the bottom is also full.

"Master, leave it to me next."

Kenneth shook his head. "Although the materials are limited, it is still very easy to make a housework-type magic dress. Come, Lancer, and I go to the basement and experiment."

Lancer looked at the peanuts all over the floor, and thought about the time when Kenneth was doing the experiment. After thinking about it, he still followed up bravely.

……

Fuyuki City is still bustling late at night, and the only place where Iskan the Great can let himself go and see the panoramic view of Fuyuki City is along the ring road that originally went to Einsberenberg.

Not long after driving out, Iskan turned his head as if feeling something.

"What's the matter? Rider? Is there anyone behind?" Seeing Iskan looking back, Weber also grabbed the wall of the chariot to look back, but he couldn't see anything in mid-air that could attract people's attention.

"It's Diarmuid, the Heroic Spirit has been transformed, it's probably that kid Qi Mu who is afraid that something will happen to you if you are too stupid."

Weber tugged at his front, complaining dissatisfiedly. "Obviously you insisted on taking me out, okay?! I didn't say I wanted to come out to play."

Iskan scratched his head in embarrassment. "But when I watched TV dramas with Qi Mu, it said that the girl was unhappy, so I would be happy if I took him out for a drive. My lord, I saw how you drooped your head just because you lost a few peanuts. , that’s why I wanted to bring you out.” As he spoke, he waved the noose, and the divine bull rushed forward at a faster speed.

"Although I don't call it a BMW by any name, it is indeed a broken car, but my horse is a hundred times better than it, and it can go to the sea, how about it? Be happy! Hahaha..."

Wei Bo, who was inexplicably related, let go of Iskan's skirt, turned his back and curled his lips. "I'm not angry because of a few peanuts, it's obviously because you said I'm stupid..." Because of the little happiness in his heart, Weber ignored the more crucial point in Iskan's words, and only then did he react.

"Asshole, that's the way to deal with women. I'm a man, a man!! And riding a luxury car and riding a treasure are not the same concept at all."

Iskan looked at the way his hair exploded, and didn't understand what he was struggling with. "In my eyes, little brother, you are indeed similar to a woman, just like that boy Qi Mu, both weak and weak, but he is strong and a strong man, of course I can't say that about him. My king's Even if the mount is different from these modern cars, it is still a famous car from this king's era!"

"But..." Wei Bo still wanted to refute, but Iskan wrapped him in his arms and leaned close in front of him.

"Okay, stop talking, let me speed up and get rid of Diarmuid, I don't have a hobby of being stared at when I take a woman out for a walk." As he said, he flicked the noose and looked at him. The cow gallops away at a faster speed.

Diarmuid, who followed closely behind them, saw that they were speeding up again, so he stopped following them and instead stopped.

【Why did I come out to eat this dog food? 】

Even though he thought so, Diarmuid, who obeyed the Master's orders and carried them out, was still going to catch up.Sometimes it is not good for the Master to be too strong, which really makes him feel frustrated in this Holy Grail War.Although Emperor Iskan's chariot is fast, as a spearman, his ability attributes have been enhanced by the master. Although he can't catch up with Rider and the others immediately, he can still keep up with them.

Not long after the King of Conquerors who had just thrown off Diarmuid, he met another heroic spirit who was chasing after him, Saber, Artoria, who was riding a motorcycle.

"Huh?" Just as Iskan asked in doubt, he was distracted by the beating on his chest.

The only person who dared to act presumptuously on the chest of the King of Conquerors throughout the ages was his master, Weber Velvet.

"Little brother, you are clenching your fists and beating something on this king's chest like a woman. Today, you don't even have one-tenth of your usual strength. This king wants to make you happy just like making women happy on TV. Happy, but I never thought of turning you into a woman!"

"Quick... stop, I'm going to... vomit." Weber hung half-dead in Iskan's arms, asking Rider to find a place to stop quickly, and Artoria behind him chased him up.

……

By the time Diarmuid arrived with the violent noise, it was already too late. Although I don't know why Saber suddenly declared war on Iskan and why he left suddenly, it is a fact that Iskan's chariot was destroyed.

"What should I do now? I don't have a car, and it's 30 kilometers away from the city center. I don't really want me to walk back!!" Weber knelt down in pain with his head in his arms.

Iskan, who was destroyed as a Noble Phantasm, looked indifferent, and patted him on the shoulder, but he didn't know whether it was a guilty conscience or something, and the force was much weaker.

"Don't be sad, little brother, with the king and Diarmuid walking back with you, do you have any regrets?"

Of course Weber would not be so stupid, raised his head and roared in grief and indignation. "Both of you are heroic spirits, you can transform into heroic spirits, of course it's so easy to say."

"Is I, the King of Conquerors, Iskan this kind of person? Since it's because of me, I will never transform into a heroic spirit, and I will walk with you all the way back to materialize." Iskan assured, patted his chest.

"Really?"

"Of course!"

"In this case, I will go to..." the master reported the matter.

Before Diarmuid finished speaking, he was stared at by a pair of mournful and disapproving eyes.

"Diarmuid, do you want to run away?"

"Diarmuid, what you are doing is not what a knight should do!"

[So, you two are walking, why do you have to pull on a light bulb?Is it okay to let me go back to accompany the master? 】

The author has something to say: Weber: Who do you call a woman?

Rider: You, brother, are a little shorter than Saiki, and so weak.

Weber: I'm angry, hum!

Rider: Ah, why are you angry again? This is a troublesome time. The king's mount has been destroyed.

Diarmuid: I'd better go back first.

Weber: Don't sneak away!

Rider: Diarmuid, what about your chivalry!

Diarmuid: ...

Today is the first night in the same room with the master, j just disappeared, MDZZ