Saiki Kusuo's Journey to Disaster[Comprehensive]

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"Ken, Professor Kenneth..."

The luggage bag in Weber's hand seemed to weigh a thousand catties at this moment, which made him overwhelmed and fell to the ground.

【For, why is Professor Kenneth here too.I want to go back. 】

Qi Mu glanced at Weber beside him, feeling that he had seen the scene before him somewhere before, but without thinking too much, he stepped over Weber who was slumped on the ground, and walked into the living room. Lancer saw him back and brought him a cup of hot tea.

Kenneth frowned when he saw that Lancer Qimu was so attentive, but he didn't say much, but the speed of drinking tea suddenly became faster, which made Lancer immediately divert his attention and refill him a cup.

(A sullen man.)

Qi Mu glanced at Kenneth with a little contempt, completely forgetting how naive he was when he finished the other party's silver spoon in the morning.I don't know that part of his tricks got through that night when I rescued Kenneth, and I always feel that something about this big-backed head has become a little strange.

【Do you know each other? 】 Saiki pointed to Weber who was sneaking around the door and preparing to escape, and Iskan, the King of Conquerors who didn't understand what his master was doing, with a bewildered face.

Kenneth gracefully put down the teacup in his hand, leaned against the arm of the sofa, and looked lazily at the door.

"Ah, I haven't told you yet. When I was a teacher in the clock tower, Weber was my student. Weber, seeing the teacher, where do you want to go?"

Wei Bo suddenly stopped his foot that was slowly stretching out of the door, and turned around tremblingly.

"Professor Kenneth, I didn't expect you to be here."

"Huh? Kid, you and Lancer's master are acquaintances!" Iskan slammed the door behind him, cutting off Weber's last way out. "Hey, Lancer, this king knows that you are still alive!"

Iskan threw Weber and his duffel bag on the sofa, and patted Lancer on the shoulder.

"Rider, long time no see." Lancer is a heroic spirit after all. Although he looks shorter than Iskan, under the big palm of the King of Conquerors, he still remains motionless and even calm.

Diarmuid helped Webber carry his luggage, carrying it like a master. "Please come in."

Seeing that the cavalry had turned their backs, chatting and laughing with the spearmen, and the luggage was in the hands of Diarmuid, he couldn't go back empty-handed alone.He could only drag his feet and walked into the living room step by step. Thinking that he stole Kenneth's relic of the king, came to participate in the Holy Grail War, and now lives under the same roof. I hope that the thigh can stop the professor in time when he is about to kill himself and save his life.

Therefore, Weber, who is still a third-rate magician, could only sit between the two big men at the respectful invitation of Diarmuid.

"Looking at the facts, people who are stupid live longer. You are still alive and well, Weber. Apart from the protection of the King of Conquerors, your own stupidity has also become your protective color."

Wei Bo lowered his head, curled up on the sofa, not daring to answer.After participating in the Holy Grail War, he realized that he dared to participate in the Holy Grail War based on the trivial things he has learned now. Except for the momentary brain fever before, he wanted everyone to recognize him. The rest, probably in the eyes of these masters , is the act of courting death.

[It can’t be said that, he is much better than those masters who died early. ] Qi Mu seemed to defend Weber, but he choked Kenneth speechlessly.

So far, it seems that assassins, magicians, and berserkers have died, but apart from the tragic death of the master of the magician, the other two masters, one hidden behind, nothing happened, and the other feigned death, very happy.If he hadn't been rescued by Qi Mu, I'm afraid that what came out this morning was not the fake news of his death, but the real news.

Calm down and think about it, Emiya Kiritsugu is a man who will kill the enemy. He will not let him go just because his power is gone and the magic circuit is destroyed. In the end, his own result will only be worse than that of the master of the magician.

"Hmph." Kenneth, who couldn't refute, could only hum softly and cover it up.

Weber deeply realized that in this family, it is best to hug Saiki's thigh tightly, so that he is not the person at the bottom of the food chain!However, this is not always the case.

"Speaking of which, I have already asked Lancer to destroy Huang Qiangwei, and the curse on Saber's left hand will naturally disappear. In this way, Emiya Kiritsugu and others will definitely believe your false news."

Qi Mu nodded and put down the teacup in his hand.

[About this matter, it is not within our agreement, it is my request, if you have any request, you can make it up, if you can help me, I will do it. 】

Kenneth didn't think he was forced by Qi Mu, but since Qi Mu said it, of course he should make good use of this opportunity.

"I don't have any requirements either. What exactly did you discover last night? It's time to tell me clearly."

[It’s nothing, I just found something interesting in Einsbern’s artificial man. 】

"What happened to the man-made man?"

It's hard to tell just by saying it, Kenneth, the unfinished tea in Weber's teacup floated up in balls, and the light green and clear tea gathered in mid-air to form a female body.

Even though such a strange phenomenon has been seen a few times, it is still amazing. Wei Bo, who was huddled on the sofa and dare not make a sound, was attracted, raised his head, and looked at the water figure condensed in midair.

[The Einsberens family is most famous in the world of magicians for their alchemy. In the beginning, they did not create artificial humans. The Greater and Lesser Grails. 】

The tea leaves in the cups of the two rolled up, forming a green cup shape next to the water figure.

"This is something we all know." Kenneth replied.Weber nodded frequently. Before participating in the Holy Grail War, he also checked these things in the library.

"However, the previous three Holy Grail Wars ended disastrously. Either the container for summoning the Holy Grail was destroyed in the melee, or it was destroyed after the summoning. However, this Holy Grail War has been going on for so long, and I haven't seen where the container is? No How does this summoning container summon the Holy Grail?" As soon as Wei Bo mentioned the question about the bachelor, he put aside his fear and became chattery.

"Idiot, there must be a container for summoning the Holy Grail, but the people from Einsbern haven't taken it out yet. I guess they have learned the lessons from the previous few times and dare not take it out so quickly to avoid being destroyed." Kenneth said. Cursing loudly made Weber shrink his head, but he suddenly felt that the attitude of the professor reprimanding him was not as severe as before. Is it his illusion?

Although Qi Mu had no expression on his face, he sneered. [That's right, the people of the Einsberens family were indeed afraid because of the previous Holy Grail Wars, but they didn't hide the container, after all, it was destined to be shown to all the masters who participated in the war when the war started If you don't see the container, how can the master compete for the container and summon the Holy Grail. 】

Weber and Kenneth nodded, and the three heroic spirits who couldn't understand at all had already gone to the restaurant to drink, and their laughter could be clearly heard across a wall.

"So, where is the container that summons the Holy Grail?"

[Actually, you have all seen it. 】

The small green holy grail made of tea leaves merged into the water mass of the woman's body, lying quietly in the water mass, silently telling the truth.

"Ah!!!" Wei Bo, who was not very calm, exclaimed.

"What's the matter? What's the matter? What happened?" Iskan, who was drinking next door, heard Weber's loud scream, and appeared in the living room in the next second, wearing a battle armor and a cloak, as if he had become a heroic spirit .However, nothing happened in the living room, only Weber seemed to be frightened by something, and jumped up from the sofa.

The King of Conquerors left, and Lancer and Diarmuid walked out slowly.

"What's wrong, master."

Iskan rubbed his hair helplessly. "Little brother, you are not scared by cockroaches, are you? I didn't say that you are too unmanly."

If it was the past, Weber would have quarreled with him long ago, but this time he didn't. He stared at everyone with wide eyes.

"Irisviel von Einsbern, she is the container for this Holy Grail War!!!!"

"Hey?!" The three heroic spirits all looked terrified.

Without him, the Holy Grail container is a dead thing, but in front of them is indeed a living person, with blood and emotion.Even though she was a dummy, no one would have guessed that the woman was actually the container of the Holy Grail.

[Let's sit down together, the next thing has something to do with you. 】

Although they didn't know what was going on with them, the three heroic spirits sat down.

【The reason why I hurriedly left the banquet of the king was because I found out something about the servants of the heroic spirits. 】

Iskan frowned. The banquet that day was so joyous that he couldn't remember anything else. Lancer didn't attend the king's banquet because he brought Kenneth, who was seriously injured, back, so he didn't know.

Diarmuid recalled what happened at that time, there was a big event about the heroic spirit...

"That night, the assassin was wiped out by us."

"That's right, but what's the importance of that little bug hiding in the dark?" Iskan didn't understand.

[The assassin did not have any outstanding performance in this battle, but the most important thing in the Holy Grail War is to eliminate each enemy and win in the end. The death of a heroic spirit is a major event.Have you ever wondered where the heroic spirits go after death? 】

Qi Mu looked around at everyone, everyone looked ignorant, including Kenneth.

[After you are defeated, your souls will all enter the container, which is Einsfeld. 】

This kind of statement made the three famous heroic spirits in the historical biographies all shudder, and after death, they replied that there was something in the woman's body...

"So you simulated the soul power of the heroic spirit after death and sent it to Irisviel's body, one is for testing, and the other is to let them confirm that the Berserker and I are dead." Kenneth has already understood his thoughts.

Qi Mu nodded and admitted that the water man and tea in mid-air mixed together and returned to the cups of the two of them.

[I just chilled some hot tea for you guys, please use it. 】

[Asshole, who else would drink like you. 】

【Actually, if you weren't too impatient, in the eyes of Emiya Kiritsugu, you would be just a clay figurine to be played with in your hands. In fact, I would like to fake my own death, so that the commotion outside would be even greater. 】

Kenneth ignored the thorns in his words, took a sip from his teacup to suppress his shock, this was nothing like what he said, it was a small discovery.

"Master, why don't I make you another cup of tea." Lancer asked with a slight frown.

"No, the heat of this cup of tea is just..." The teacup in Kenneth's hand fell to the ground. Fortunately, the ground was a plush blanket, which prevented the cup from breaking.

It was only then that Kenneth remembered that the temperature of the hot tea could be lowered because of the unique cooling method? !

……

In Qi Mu's villa, when everyone was having fun, the atmosphere of the alliance on the other side was very tense.

In the church where Kotomine Rizheng died, the blood on the ground has been cleaned up, and all the tables and chairs that were stained with blood have been replaced.

In the lobby, the two sides stood opposite each other.On one side, Tosaka Tokiomi was the leader, Kotomine Kirei stood one step behind him, and Tosaka's Heroic Archer Gilgamesh seemed to have nothing to do with him, sitting on a seat far away.

On the other side, led by Irisviel, Hisu Maiya and Artoria stood behind them nervously.

Even though the curse on her left hand was removed this afternoon, Saber still didn't dare to relax her vigilance.Because Irisviel said that Kotomine Kirei on the opposite side is an enemy that even Emiya Kiritsugu fears.

At this time, they have achieved consciousness. Before eliminating other enemies, they will make a temporary alliance, and when they are the only ones left, they will compete with each other, and Irisviel, the Holy Grail, will naturally be handed over.

"However, we have two conditions. First, tell us all the information you have about the remaining masters."

Since it was Tohsaka Tokiomi who proposed the alliance, one of Irisviel's parties had the right to put forward the terms, but it seemed that Tohsaka Tokiomi did not appear in the slightest embarrassment, I am afraid that he had already considered this.

"Then tell them, Kirei."

"The remaining two masters, the master of the cavalry is named Webber Velvet, a student of the master of the spearman Kenneth under the gate of the clock tower, a trainee magician. A pair of old men who are currently living in Chueshi [-]-chome in Shenshan Town In the husband and wife's family, the old couple has nothing to do with the Holy Grail War, or even the world of magicians, and they should be controlled by him with magic to make them think he is their grandson."

【This man really used an assassin to carry out an intelligence war! 】Irisviel stared at the more dangerous man behind Tohsaka.

However, these news were collected while the assassin was still there, and no one knew about it. In the afternoon, Weber and the cavalry had been taken away by Qi Mu.Now the old couple really have nothing to do with the magician.

"Then what about the other person?" Irisviel tried not to be urgent, and the news about Qi Mu was the information they wanted to grasp.

Kotomine Kirei lowered his eyes and remained silent, as if he had no intention of continuing.

"What does this mean? Patriarch Tohsaka, do you mean that you don't want an alliance?" Irisviel asked with a frown.

Tohsaka Tokiomi chuckled and shook his head. "Of course not, Kirei."

Kirei who was called by the teacher raised his head slightly, so he had no choice but to answer his question. "I didn't find any news about Qi Mu. Everyone knows the news he has exposed now. There is no need to repeat it. When the assassins were still there, I also sent dozens of assassins to them. Tracking, but every time it takes less than 10 minutes, they will be wiped out."

Kotomine Kirei did not lie. Irisviel and Artoria both remembered what happened on the mountain driveway. They followed them all the way, and the assassin they didn't find was easily slapped by Saiki. The son found it and caught it.

Of course, Kotomine Kirei didn't know that it was already in Emiya Kiritsugu's guess, and this time Emiya Kiritsugu asked Irisviel to ask mainly Tohsaka Tokiomi.

"Stop joking, Patriarch Tohsaka, even if the master of the assassin doesn't know, your child Sakura is that child's student, don't you know the news about him?"

Tohsaka Tokiomi's pupils shrank, and he regained his composure the next second.

"I don't understand what you're talking about, my daughter Sakura? Do you think that the berserkers and spearmen who were with him before this have all died completely, and my daughter will still be alive, let alone that A well-planned person, he always comes to my house to take Sakura away, I never know where he lives. It's a pity."

Irisviel frowned slightly, since Tosaka Tokiomi didn't say anything, there was no need to pursue it further, otherwise, it would be bad if they realized that they cared about Saiki very much.

"Then, I still have a second request. Since you can't satisfy all of the first request, please do your best to satisfy us on the second one."

The second condition was something Tohsaka Tokiomi didn't consider. He believed that Emiya Kiritsugu would definitely let Irisviel and the others exchange information, but what else is more important than that?

Irisviel looked stern, and pointed at Kotomine Kirei behind Tohsaka Tokiomi with her hands raised.

"The second condition is to exclude Kotomine Kirei from the Holy Grail War."

"What?" Tohsaka Tokiomi couldn't believe it. He always thought that this was the first time that Kotomine Kirei had formally met with these masters. The other party was so impatient to let Kotomine Kirei leave, could it be Kirei? Did Rei do something where he couldn't see it?And didn't tell him.

The seeds of doubt germinated in Tosaka Tokiomi's heart, and it also gave him the idea to take this opportunity to send Kotomine Kirei away from his side.

"Okay." Tokiomi Tohsaka's response made Kotomine Kirei startled, but he didn't show any more emotions. However, it was this small change that was restrained by Gilgamesh, who was good at observing people's hearts, and showed his forgiveness. Interested smile.

"However, Kirei exists as a substitute supervisor. If you want to let him leave, I have to put forward a condition..."

Next, the two leaders began to discuss this issue.Kotomine Kirei, guarded by Irisviel and abandoned by Tohsaka Tokiomi, stood quietly aside, accepting Gilgamesh's increasingly strange gaze and smile.

The darkness in Kotomine Kirei's heart was quietly expanding, and he wanted to see how Tosaka Tokiomi died at his hands, and to see how embarrassing he was when he died, who had always upheld the principle of elegance, together with Expanding together with this gloom is a sense of joy that arises out of nowhere.

【Ah, he is really, crazy. 】

……

After the alliance talk ended, Tosaka Tokiomi thought about sending Kotomine Kirei away in the mansion. He was really ashamed of him. He is his student. Since he is leaving tomorrow, he will send a Appropriate gifts should be given to him as a farewell gift and something that recognizes his performance.

There are countless treasures in the collection room of Tohsaka's house. Tohsaka searched for a long time before he found a gift that was suitable and he also felt happy.

A richly carved short blade set with a ruby,

Immediately, he used communication magic to ask Kotomine Kirei to come to his mansion as a farewell gift, lest he leave this place in a hurry tomorrow.

In the courtyard of Tohsaka's house, Tohsaka Tokiomi personally came out to greet him because of a little guilt in his heart. Because the Holy Grail War was at the last moment, the bodyguard of the mansion was sent by Tohsaka to his wife, and he didn't want to ruin innocent lives here.

"Teacher, I'm here and I'm leaving tomorrow. I'm really ashamed that I came to your house the night before to disturb your rest."

"No, this is also my own idea, let's come in and have a chat."

"Ok."

The two walked into the huge Yuansaka house one after the other. For some reason, the weather tonight became gloomy, and it seemed that there was going to be a heavy rain. People couldn't help but think of a sentence, the night is dark and the wind is high , when killing people.

But in a short while, Kotomine Kirei walked out of this luxurious villa alone, and there was no Tohsaka Tokiomi to see him off behind him, it really didn't look like Tohsaka Tokiomi's elegant style.

The heavy rain was pouring down, and the thunder was flickering. It was only then that Kotomine Kirei seemed to take something with him when he left. It was a gorgeous and sharp short blade. Because of the darkness of the night, it was hard to see that the rain was dripping from the blade. Or whose blood.

Kotomine Kirei didn't care about the heavy rain. He stopped in front of the gate and looked back at the villa where only the study room was lit behind him. His face was always cold, but there was a hint of a smile on his face, but No matter how you look at that smile, it makes people feel cold.

After seeing the villa for the last time, Kotomine Kirei braved the heavy rain and left the villa.

At this time, if he returns to the study room he was staring at, he will find that after he left, there are two more people in the study room, or in other words, it should be one person and one heroic spirit.

Qi Mu looked at the man lying in a pool of blood at his feet, and frowned without showing any trace.

【what is this?Human face and animal heart?When I ate with him before, I didn't see that he would be this kind of person at all. 】

Diarmuid stepped over the man who fell on the ground, walked to the window, raised the tightly covered curtains, and turned around when he saw Kotomine Kirei's figure disappearing at the end of the road.

"Master, he has already left."

【Hmm...】Qi Mu said in a deep voice, looking at the command spell sealer on the back of the man's hand, which indicated that the man was not dead yet.

[When I wear off the command spell, I will take him back, after all, he is Sakura-chan's father. 】

"I understand."

(I always feel that these two days I have been picking up some poor little ones to go back.)