Saiki Kusuo's Journey to Disaster[Comprehensive]

Hisoka was playing with a shivering red poisonous snake. Although it was small, the snake beast that dominated this side by virtue of its poison was like a mouse played by a cat in Hisoka's hands, with no power to resist.

After playing for a while, Hisoka lost interest, and his little fruit was more attractive than weak things.Hisoka nodded, and looked at the beautiful woman in the water ahead.Ah~~It’s so beautiful, my little fruit, look at the white mosaic...ah?Mosaic? !

Hisoka widened his eyes and rubbed his own, but what he saw was still a mosaic blur.

Qi Mu, who was automatically mosaiced from the neck down, glanced at Hisoka contemptuously, picked up the clothes on the river bank, the stains on the clothes had dried up, Qi Mu frowned and clicked his tongue in disgust, and the dirty underwear was swallowed by flames in his hands , Generated new clothes with one hand and put them on.

Hisoka watched in amazement at the different abilities he displayed in the flip of his hands. The depression brought about by the mosaic just now had been lost somewhere, and his eyes were full of interest.

With his hands on his head, he watched Qi Mu put on his clothes slowly, and helped him smooth the wrinkles on his neckline. After receiving Qi Mu's soft thank you, he smiled and narrowed his eyes. "Ah~~ I haven't asked why Xiaoguo came to the hunter exam~~Although the people here are generally better than ordinary people outside, most of them are just rotten fruits. They can't even get a hair from Xiaoguo. Why don't you come to such a boring place~~Hey, come back with me, little fruit, I can train you slowly~"

Qi Mu squinted at him, ignoring the teasing in his words.

[I came to take the hunter test because hunters have a large intelligence network, and I want to find someone.But now it seems that I can't pass the exam and need to find another way. 】

Hearing this, Hisoka also put his hands on his waist in some embarrassment, and nodded his red lips with one hand. "If Xiaoguo wants information, I also know someone~ His intelligence ability is also good, or second only to the Hunter Association, even if he can't find it, he can hack into the hunter's information network." Hisoka became even more entangled with the gaze he cast.

"It's just that I don't like that guy, that guy doesn't like me either, ah, it should be said that no one likes me except Maggie, husband and wife~~" Hisoka thought of something and chuckled.

【them? ] Qi Mu could predict that Hisoka's abnormality is of course impossible to be liked by normal people.

"Yes~~" The poker cards in Hisoka's hand kept turning between the king and the king. "They are a vicious bandit brigade. Because the leader likes all kinds of rare and rare things, their intelligence agents are also very good. And this is why I don't want to take Xiaoguo with you. Xiaoguo's ability It’s too novel and outstanding, and Kuroro will definitely take a fancy to him, and then try his best to turn you into his collection.”

Speaking of Kuroro, Hisoka's eyes became very unfriendly, and Qi Mu felt familiar and strange in his eyes. It was a kind of thirst and lust that he would have when he saw him, but it also contained a kind of extreme disgust and bloodthirsty.

【You hate him, that Kuroro. 】

Hisoka nodded in agreement. "This big fruit has been ripe for several years, and I will feel disgusted if it drags on like this, and he often takes away my little fruit, which is really annoying, Qi Mu, little fruit, you are mine, I won't allow you to be snatched away by Kuroro."

Saiki put on his cloak and gave him a contemptuous look. [You are such a trouble, I don't want another group. 】

After finishing speaking, he walked towards the examination venue, Hisoka smiled and followed in a good mood.

【Hisuo, obviously you have always been able to do things to me, why do you still suppress yourself so much. ] This is also something Qi Mu doesn't understand. Hisoka is simple and complex, simple war-loving, and complicated is his thinking.

Hisoka raised his hand and lifted a strand of red hair around his ear, and the smile on the corner of his mouth looked very gentle and tender. "Hmm~~ I can feel that the small fruit is not complete now, and I am not enough now. The fruit will only taste delicious when it is fully ripe."

After finishing speaking, Hisoka patted his head with satisfaction as if picking fruit.

Qi Mu's eyes changed, and his sharp eyes swept across his wrist. [Do you want to break it again? ! 】

Hisoka obediently raised his hands high and stopped touching them randomly, just joking, this place is not like the sky arena, there are special healers.

When Qi Mu and Hisoka came out of the dense forest together, a large airship had already parked at the gate of the second exam venue. Compared with other candidates who took the exam seriously, Hisoka and Qi Mu seemed a bit unique.The second exam was retaken under the intervention of the president. The hard-working examinees were glad that those who were lazy could also retake the exam. Hisoka didn't dare to say more, so he could only fire his guns.

"I don't seem to have seen this one before. I remember that your number plate should belong to a woman named Nanzi. Where is that woman? You killed her? You took her exam certificate! Do you want to be opportunistic and enter the hunter exam halfway?" ?”

He could only express his admiration for his brain power, but neither Hisoka nor he explained much, and the candidates began to riot.

Doumian didn't expect such an accident to happen, so he quickly flipped through the application list on the computer in his hand. There were only 70 candidates left, and Doumian quickly found Qi Mu's application form.

"It's true that this gentleman applied for the hunter exam. It's strange that I didn't find a candidate named Nanzi."

The examinees fell silent for an instant, and only the roaring laughter of the president Nitro was left in the audience.Qi Ya heard the commotion, got out from behind the crowd, saw the transformed Qi Mu, raised his right hand high, and waved towards him. "Yo~~ Nanzi, I'm still looking for you, so you are here."

Everyone knew that Nanzi came here with Qi Ya, so no one would raise any doubts now, only one candidate said hesitantly. "I seem to remember this brat said...he is a shemale?"

"Hey!!! Sister Nanzi is really a shemale!!" This is the outspoken Xiaojie.

At this moment, Qi Mu wanted to kill someone.

"Huo Huo Huo, since the candidates have no problems, let's go to the examination room." Nitro interrupted their whispering,

Qi Mu got on the airship and found a wall, leaned against the wall to sleep, Hisoka sat next to him, and began to build a pyramid of playing cards. Whenever someone approached him within a radius of three meters, he began to be rude. His murderous aura to the outside world created a vacuum around him and Qi Mu.

The phone in Hisoka's pocket vibrated, Hisoka put down the half-built pyramid in his hand, took out the phone, and it turned out that Yi Ermi took the initiative to find him.

Ermi: Hisoka, that's a man, you lied to me.

Hisoka: Xiaoyi~~Your brother also said that he is a ladyboy, I didn't lie to you.

Yi Ermi: Then what are you doing now, abducting my sister-in-law?

Hisoka: Xiaoyi, what are you talking about, Xiaoguo belongs to me~dong~xi~oh~

Yi Er Mi, you said it, that is the daughter-in-law Qi Ya found.

Hisoka: Oh, but I think Xiao Yi is not satisfied, so I am going to solve it for you.

Ilmi: No, I'm satisfied.

Hisoka: Xiao Yi, the sister-in-law I told you about was just a joke. I said, the little fruit is mine.

Perhaps because he felt the earnestness in Hisoka's message, or because he was standing in a hidden corner and peeped at Hisoka's frightening expression, Ermi didn't send any more messages.When Hisoka was about to put away the phone, the phone vibrated again.

Yiermi: Old account, 10 billion quits.

"Ah~~Really, the small fruit is too expensive~~" Even though he said so, Hisoka transferred the money to Yi Ermi with his mobile phone without hesitation.

Qi Mu closed his eyes and slapped Hisoka on the face. [Don't take what I said as fruit sold by the catty. 】

"Hi hi~~"

The airship brought them to a high mountain cliff, and Men Qi walked to the edge of the cliff first.

"The new test question is hard-boiled eggs. As for the ingredients, it's just below this!" She pointed to the cliff behind her, and the candidates stepped forward one after another. Some of them retreated before reaching the edge. The cliff is vertical and the rocks are sharp. The river under the cliff is rushing forward bravely. If you fall, you will not be able to see the figure within two seconds. What's more, there is no known creature in the water.

"Are you kidding me, there are no eggs down here!"

"Yes." Men Qi said with a shrug.

Qi Mu stepped forward and looked down. It was dark under the cliff, but when he looked carefully, there seemed to be thin milky white threads wrapped around the cliffs on both sides. There were strings of milky white eggs hanging from the thread. If it weren't for the different colors , like bunches of grapes.

"Below here is the gathering place of grape spiders. The webs spit out by grape spiders are extremely sticky and hard. It is not a problem for an adult to stand on a spider silk. The more famous thing than his spider silk is his eggs. Already." Men Qi began to introduce the ingredients to them. "The eggs of grape spiders are not only rich in nutrition, but also very famous and delicious ingredients in the gourmet world. And the eggs required for my exam questions are his eggs."

A candidate looked at the river below has receded, his face was blue, and the spider web was two-thirds of the cliff. It is not a very large number, but it is indeed very high.

At this time, Qi Mu's face was also pale, Qi Ya noticed something was wrong with him, and laughed out loud. "Hey, Qi Mu, you are not afraid of heights! No, you took me to jump off the airship that day, let me guess..."

No need to guess, bear boy, you should go down and get your eggs!Qi Ya was so caught off guard by Qi Mu's slap and pushed him down, the candidates around him looked at him in astonishment, they never thought that he would harm his companion like this.Of course, Qiya would not die so easily. Although he was caught off guard for a while and was thrown down like last time, but this time there were climbing places everywhere around him, not to mention there were hard spider webs blocking him, so he took advantage of the opportunity to get it A grape spider egg.

Seeing this, the other examinees jumped down one after another if they wanted to continue. At this time, the grape spiders found that their nest was under attack and came in groups. Seeing the black crowd, Qi Mu became shamefully stiff.

Hisoka seemed to have discovered something interesting, pushed him behind and jumped off. "Little fruit, wait for me up there."

The grape branches did not attack the people on the cliff, but were busy driving away the enemies in the nest. The candidates were attacked one by one, fell into the river, and disappeared. Hisoka returned early, and the two grape spider eggs were stretched freely by him. love stuck to my waist.

Without asking, Qi Mu also knew that the other egg was for him, so he looked at him.Hisoka twisted his waist and covered the egg in his waist with one hand.

"Hmm~~Does Little Fruit want my egg~~As long as you tell me, I can give it to you~"

Suddenly want your eggs to explode in place.

The author has something to say: I have something to do at night, so the update was sent out in advance