Saiki Kusuo's Journey to Disaster[Comprehensive]

"Roast a whole pig? What kind of exam is this?!" Some people were blunt and blunt, and they were very puzzled that there would be a cooking and food exam in the hunter exam.

There are two examiners for the second exam, the gourmet hunter partner Men Qi and Buhaci.And the man who proposed the roast suckling pig test question was Buhaci. He rolled his eyes at the examinee's post. Because he was too fat, his small gestures were not so provocative.

"You know it, I'm already very hungry, so the subject of the second exam is cooking."

"Candidates, please prepare food to satisfy our stomachs, and the exam time will last until we are full." Men Qi, who looked abnormally small next to Buhaci, spoke in a serious tone, but I heard from the arena staff that, In this world, it is not possible to judge a person's ability value by looking at his appearance, such as him, such as Qiya...

The rules of this test are a test of a person’s luck. Being full is a general concept, it all depends on one’s feeling, it’s unpalatable, a few mouthfuls are enough to fill one’s stomach, it’s delicious, no amount is enough, let’s see if Luffy can eat it all at once It can be seen from the food of a ship for a month, which is also a matter of personal physique.

The pigs around are only pigs with weird noses, and seeing an examinee being chased by a group of wild boars as soon as he approaches, these pigs have a very violent temper.

Although it looks manic, its weaknesses are easy to find out. Although it is a cooking exam, it also tests the examinee's eyesight, so as not to fill up Buha's stomach in advance. Nanzi strung up wild boars and put them on the fire. Did not open the intestines and break the stomach to clean the stomach.Roasting a whole pig, isn't it just the whole pig taking the test together?In order to make the whole pig not too unpalatable, Nanzi still gave up her mind, found a honeycomb on a tree, got honey, and spread it thickly on the pig's skin...

Although Xiaojie is not as fast as the man, it is not too late. He hunted wild boars. Seeing that Nanzi didn’t even shave the pig’s hair, just brushing honey like this, he stopped talking for a while, but the whole roasted pig had already been roasted. When it was burnt yellow, it was too late to say anything.

When Nanzi leaned forward, he sent the whole roasted pig over.Buhaci was very happy to get the whole roasted pig and swallowed it whole, while Men Qi showed a disgusted expression when Nanzi brought the whole roasted pig.When Buhaci swallowed, she stayed away from him. Needless to say, Nanzi knew that this roasted whole pig was very difficult to eat, but Buhaci still gave her a qualified evaluation after eating it.

Ah, a good man...

Nanzi nodded slightly to him and walked towards the qualified army.

Yi Ermi and Hisoka, who are efficient in the army, have already picked a shade of a tree and sat down. Compared with other candidates who avoid Hisoka, the man with nails seems to be too close to Hisoka, as if there is some unspeakable PY relationship.

After all, he wasn't too familiar with the nail man, so Nanzi didn't go forward.

In a blink of an eye, Buhaci ate 70 roasted whole pigs and declared that he was full. Anyone who caught wild boars in the audience could be said to have passed his test. This kind of internal organs were not cleaned, and he ate it without changing his face. To a certain extent, he is more powerful than Luffy.

The test for roasting a whole pig was not too difficult, but half of the people who were eliminated were still left with more than 70 people.

The delicate and charming Men Qi was very annoyed at Buhaci's release of water, and raised her eyebrows and looked at the 70 people in front of her. "I'm different from Buhaci. I'm very strict. My exam question is sushi."

Well, sushi.Of course, the man is very familiar with this thing, his home country is Japan, and he has eaten sanjishi in various worlds, and the good craftsmanship of the Yamamoto family, but!Forgive him, won't do it.

Looking at the reactions of the people around, except for the ninja Musashi, everyone else was puzzled.Don't they know what sushi is?

Men Qi prepared rice for them, and Nanzi decided to go to the dense forest to see if he could find fish or other ingredients, but he underestimated the "abundance" of ingredients in this world.

I wanted to cut a piece of sashimi, but the fish I caught was a strange fish species with three heads and one tail. I wanted to make roe. Nanzi couldn't figure out whether it was its roe or its internal organs.

Nanzi, who was frightened by the fish species, supported the tree trunk with one hand and covered her stomach with the other.Ah~~ I'm too irritable, causing my body to experience the illusion of pain. Am I also suffering from the same anxiety syndrome as Masaichi Irie?

Kusuko, who is troubled by sushi, has no idea how impossible it is for him.Nanzi, who decided to give up, decided to go back to see if Qiya could pass smoothly, and then bribed him with chocolate and asked him to lend him his hunter card for use.

However, when he returned to the examination room, the situation was not satisfactory. The food on Qiya's dinner plate was exquisite and delicious-looking Western food, but it was not sushi, and was directly passed by Menqi.

Qi Ya wanted to throw away this plate of failed work angrily, and continued to make his sushi, but was rotten by Nan Zi before it was thrown into the trash can.

"Nanzi, what are you doing..."

The dinner plate in Qi Ya's hand contained seafood noodles, similar to shrimp dumplings. The dough was very thin, and the orange and tender chunks of shrimp were exposed inside. It can be seen from the embellishment that this kid has worked very hard.

【Ah, it looks delicious. It's a pity to throw it away like this. It just so happens that I'm hungry, why don't you give it to me. 】

Qi Yahai's blue eyes rolled around in the big cat's eyes, and he stuffed the dinner plate into his hand. "Hmph, since you want it, I'll give it to you, and I don't need to clean up the trash." After speaking, he shook his head, put his hands in his pockets, and strode towards Xiaojie's direction.

Candidates came to Men Qi with strange-shaped "sushi" and were eliminated one by one. Knowing that there was no hope of passing the test, they might as well find a place to enjoy the food.

Nanzi took the shrimp dumplings to the stream where the fish was fished just now, sat cross-legged on a high rock, and ate the shrimp dumplings on the plate one by one.

I didn't expect that Xiongzi's craftsmanship is still good. However, he learned to cook this kind of food at the age of 12. Sure enough, his family background is very unusual.

After swallowing the last shrimp dumpling, Nanzi sat down on the boulder contentedly. At noon, the weather was hot, but the chill brought by the stream just neutralized the heat, making it very cool.

A sudden pain came from the lower abdomen, like a small animal running on his stomach, throbbing throbbing.

(Ah, I really can't believe what Qiya makes. How do you look at the ingredients here? Why are there problems? How can it be possible to make normal food.)

[Friday, scan your body for toxins. 】

Nanzi was convinced at this time that she was poisoned by food.

The limiter above Nanzi's head flickered, and said hesitantly. "Uh, sir? You may have misunderstood Mr. Qiya."

Cold sweat gathered little by little from the top of his head and flowed down, soaking his clothes. The abdominal pain hadn't stopped yet. Nanzi didn't know how serious the poison he had taken was that his body didn't recover until now.

The warm liquid flowed out from the bottom of the body little by little, and Nanzi was stunned.

"Sir, you forgot that you are a girl now, and girls have a thing called menstruation. Originally, you would not have this kind of problem during this period, but you ate seafood and cold food today , and staying in a cold place caused your body to be physiologically disordered, and your menstruation time was brought forward, which also caused labor pains."

[Friday, don't use Charles' voice to tell me about your period seriously. 】Friday immediately silenced.

When the meandering liquid was left on the leg, Nanzi realized what it was, because he would avoid this kind of time with a female body before, so he had never encountered such an embarrassing state, the key is, this kind of labor pain It's really not a normal pain.

[Friday, lift the restrictions, I want to switch back. 】

"Okay, sir."

Hisoka is a person who likes to fight, and this kind of playful exam makes him lose interest. After seeing the exquisite meal in Qiya's hand that is exactly the same as his is said to be garbage, Hisoka said that his self-esteem has been affected. hit.

Well~~ Anyway, Xiaoguo didn’t come to the hunter exam, so if you don’t pass it, you can’t pass it. It’s good to go out to find Xiaoguo earlier~~

Even if he thought so, it still couldn't erase the fact that Men Qi said his work was rubbish.

Hisoka approached the dense forest with his plate, ready to find a place to pass the time until the exam was over.Unexpectedly, as soon as I went out, I met unexpected people.

The woman who wore the same clothes as Xiao Guo didn't know what she had eaten by mistake, and she was holding her stomach in pain. She was very vigilant, and now she didn't even notice that she was ten meters behind her.

Uh-huh~~ It seems that this woman is going to die without me doing it, Xiaoyi~ This is none of my business~~

Hisoka wanted to just ignore it, but when he turned around and was about to leave, the plate in his hand fell to the ground, and all the exquisite western food was thrown to the ground.

The smaller girl slowly transformed into a familiar one in his eyes.Short red hair, a delicate face, and a familiar indifference in the high-profile purple-gray eye mask.

Hisoka covered his face with one hand, and an evil smile poured out of his mouth uncontrollably.

Without the pain affecting his brain, Qi Mu naturally heard the sound of the porcelain plate breaking and Hisoka's undisguised laughter.

"Interesting, so interesting..."

Qi Mubai glanced at the man who had started to attack again, slowly took off his clothes, and threw them on the river bank. The body of the young porcelain white was exposed to the air a little bit, and then submerged in the water a little bit, and began to wash his body.

[Since you have nothing to do, help me look at the clothes. If the clothes are taken away by animals when I come up, I will take your clothes off. 】

Qi Mu called Hisoka as a matter of course, without the slightest guilt of deceiving Hisoka before.Maybe it's because I know this guy's urination, but I don't have any psychological burden at this time.

Hisoka has always been indulging in the small fruit that is particularly important, not to mention the interesting ability of the small fruit that he discovered just now. He said that now I can do whatever is asked of me~~

That being said, Hisoka looked at the fair body of the boy in the water, and thought again when he first met, it was this fragile looking body that rubbed and rubbed himself against the stone platform of the arena, and his body began to get out of control again It's getting hot.His eyes unconsciously aimed at the river bank, the pile of clothes in front of him.

Ah~~ I really want to have another fierce skin-to-skin collision with Xiaoguo, which makes me ache and tremble...

Hisoka slowly stretched out his hand towards Saiki's underwear.

【Hisuo, if you dare to do anything strange to my clothes, I will stuff this snake into your body. 】

Qi Mu picked up a red and three-finger-thick venomous tongue by the river, just looking at the color, he felt that it matched Hisoka very well.

Hisoka withdrew his hand and puffed up his face.

The author has something to say: I was stripped of my vest by a little angel today, and then I chatted with the little angel for a while. I am very grateful to the little angels who have followed the article to the present. I am very grateful to the little angels who have followed the rotten writing at the beginning.I hope that everyone who can comment on this chapter will leave a comment until noon tomorrow.At that time, I will pack a red bag for everyone, depending on how familiar it is, after all, some little angels really keep commenting below the article, and they are very happy every time they see butter.