Why are you staring at me? Come tease me [Quick Transmigration]

Stoudemire joked mockingly: "Okay, then you can go back!"

Tong Yao said angrily: "Even if I do it, but if you look at the surrounding environment, I'm afraid I've been polluted and poisoned to death before I saw that guy!"

Xiao Si said with a smile: "Don't worry, you can't take risks without two brushes in the dirty country! So I have added a powerful skill for you to heal yourself when you are not awake. You have Even if this skill is blown in half like in the previous space, it can be connected back to normal!"

"Do I have any other options?"

"Uh, in theory...no!"

"Your uncle!"

……

On the smoggy and sandy road, the places in sight are either buildings left by human beings or garbage, and there is a strong sour smell everywhere, and Tong Yao can't help but retch.

"Hey, where do I go to find that guy?"

Tong Yao looked back at Xiao Si behind him, but was so frightened by Xiao Si's appearance that he trembled all over, and almost ran away.

It turned out that Xiaosi's body below his chest disappeared out of thin air, leaving only half of his upper body, which was similar to Tong Yao's half that was blown off in the first space.

"Fuck, you've been mutated by pollution so quickly?" Tong Yao was dumbfounded.

"What are you thinking? I'm going to return to the invisible state! Besides, it's time for me to rest, and it's up to you in the future. Be smart, first find a way to sneak into the living area of ​​the winged species!"

"Are you going to slip again?"

"It's not slipping, it's just resting for a while, understand?"

Xiaosi pulled out a small white card from his pocket, threw it to Tong Yao, and said casually: "This time, don't mess up again, I will withdraw first!"

Tong Yao looked down, and the card turned out to be a certificate, with Tong Yao's inch photo inlaid on the certificate, and it was marked on the side:

Third-level security guard Yu Shuo, guard number 542B, place of origin in Chrysanthemum Country, DNA evolution index reference...

"What the hell?!"

Tong Yao looked up at Xiaosi dumbfounded, only to see that there was only a fluffy dog's paw left in the hazy sand.

The dog's paw waved vigorously at him, but it disappeared in an instant, and only a harmless farewell floated in the air:

"Guard Yu, take care of yourself!"

"Damn it, why haven't you told me yet, where can I find him?" Tong Yao got a headache

"We will meet each other if we are destined...it will be a...romantic...encounter..."

Xiao Si's voice gradually disappeared into the whistling wind, and could never be heard again.

"You fucking bastard..."

Angrily, Tong Yao threw the security card to the ground angrily, raised his foot and stomped on it, suddenly remembered that there was still a photo of himself on it, so he had to pick it up again, reluctantly holding it with his sleeve. wipe clean.

Glancing at the smog with extremely low visibility around him, Tong Yao lowered his head depressedly, staring at the ridiculous security card in a daze.

Things are getting more and more absurd. I am just an ordinary North drifter, a wage earner who barely makes ends meet. I don’t know what kind of shit luck this is. After a bad night, all kinds of weird things Everything happened to him.

And these things can't be explained at all, just like Stoudemire said, he seems to have no other choice.

If this is a sudden change in the objective world, and as Tong Yao whose fate has been changed, he is just an existence in nature that is so ordinary that it can no longer be ordinary, and it may be impossible to restore it.

Since it is irreversible, there is only one way to go, and that is to keep going!

"Boom..." A sap suddenly hit the back of his head, and Tong Yao had already fainted on the ground before he could realize what happened.

……

In the dark space, Tong Yao gradually came to his senses, annoyed and amused at the same time. Unexpectedly, after more than 1000 years, he would still use the traditional attack method of sneak attacking the back of the head. It is really uncreative!

But what it was that had attacked him could not be ascertained now.

Because in this dark place, inexplicable panic and helplessness took over his consciousness.

Fortunately, Tong Yao is a man after all. It's not like he hasn't seen the movie or read the thriller plot in the book.

So, after stabilizing his emotions a little, Tong Yao stood up slowly, stretched out his arms, and tried to walk a few steps forward.

Finally, his fingertips touched something solid.In the darkness where nothing can be seen, Tong Yao can only identify what these things are by feeling.

He touched it carefully and judged that it should be a metal stick with the thickness of a thumb.

Then I felt around, and it turned out that they were all arranged in an orderly manner. The top could not be touched, and it was embedded in the ground.

Tong Yao roughly analyzed that if he guessed right, these orderly things should be a huge metal cage.

Suddenly, Tong Yao heard a deep and thick door opening, and it was not difficult to judge that there was a huge door nearby that was slowly pushed open.

Along with the sound of the door opening, there were waves of chaotic and noisy footsteps.

Amidst the chaotic footsteps, Tong Yao finally heard people's discussions.

"where is it?"

"Didn't you lie to us? You suddenly added chips to us?"

"Hurry up and show us! If it's fake, we'll refund all the ticket money!"

"..."

Tong Yao was wondering what was going on, when suddenly a dazzling light came on, and a huge curtain was quickly torn away from his eyes.

"Wow!" "Ah!" "Oh!" Various strange sounds echoed in all directions.

Tong Yao, who suddenly received the light, covered his eyes in discomfort, and gradually got used to it before opening his eyes and looking forward.

After seeing clearly what was in front of him, Tong Yao shivered with fright.

The thing he touched just now was indeed a metal cage for isolation, but that cage was filled with all kinds of monsters.

No!It cannot be said that they are completely monsters, because some of them still look similar to normal people, except that the number or position of limbs and facial features are different.

Is this a circus?Otherwise, how could there be so many deformed people locked in cages?

And each of them leaned against the edge of the cage, staring curiously at Tong Yao, the only spectator.

Tong Yao felt a little panicked. After all, he had never seen such a large number of deformed people in the same place at the same time, so he took a few steps back unconsciously.

"Oh, so our human ancestors looked like this?"

"Yes, yes, look at his eyes, they actually grow on both sides of his nose, it's really scary!"

"Why doesn't he have breasts on his neck? Doesn't he need to breastfeed?"

"His third leg seems to have degenerated, right? It's so short, how strenuous is it to run?"

"After adding so many chips, I thought how good-looking our ancestors were. After looking around, isn't this similar to the appearance of winged species?"

Lying... trough!

Tong Yao looked at the front, back, up, down, left, and right directions quickly in shock, then knelt down on the ground with a desperate plop, hugged his head and screamed wildly:

"Damn Xiaosi, come out for me! Why would I be surrounded by a cage to watch? Why did I turn into a monster?"

Tong Yao yelled crazily in his heart for a long time, but he couldn't hear a single reply from Xiaosi. Instead, there was a voice full of anger, and he said a few words that made him collapse even more:

"Dear philanthropists, welcome to the Beijing Exhibition Hall! We caught this by accident. It is a genuine human creature that retains its original form. So, who can get it with a starting price of [-] million? The auction is now officially started!"

What……? !Tong Yao's heart has collapsed to the limit, and he doesn't know whether to cry or cry.

His worth is as high as [-] million RMB?American knife?JPY?baht? ?

But Mao is like a slave in primitive society, being auctioned by this group of mutant guys called "filthy" as Xiaosi said?

"Wait!" A voice yelled loudly, and the surroundings fell silent instantly, and everyone looked at the one who made the voice in unison.

I saw that guy, who looked like a middle-aged man in his forties, wearing a shining golden-yellow voluminous dress of unknown material, wrapping his fat and tall body.

But on his head, there is a thick and long bony horn, and a chrysanthemum-like decoration is stuck on the top of the horn.

"Mr. Yizhihua, do you have any questions?" The auction host hurriedly asked in order not to waste time and earn money.

The guy called Yizhihua glanced at the surroundings disdainfully, smiled and said: "I just want to ask, although [-] million dirty coins is not a lot, but if we spend this money to buy such a piece of trash back, is there any benefit?" What's the use?"

"That's right?"

After listening to Zhihua's question, everyone also felt that what he said was very reasonable, and began to discuss it.

What……? !Dare to say that I am a waste, I have many uses...

The little flame in Tong Yao's heart was about to ignite his explosive physique.

"You can buy him back as a pet? Think about it, you can tie a chain to him and walk on the street. Only dogs can walk other filthy creatures, but you walk a human being. Your honorable status needs to be raised a few more levels!"

The eloquent auction host introduced Tong Yao's special value sentence by sentence.