Why are you staring at me? Come tease me [Quick Transmigration]

There are many things we cannot choose, like your birth, or your destiny. ——Nie Chen

"Meat worm, wake up, wake up!"

The slapping sound accompanied by violent shaking forced Tong Yao, who was in a semi-conscious state, to open his chaotic eyes.

A familiar handsome face was clearly magnified in front of him, but his thick eyebrows were nervously frowned, and he looked at him worriedly.

"Sui Yi!?" Tong Yao couldn't help bouncing up, and exclaimed happily.

"Whatever you want!" The fluffy dog's paws waved in front of Tong Yao like a demonstration, and Xiao Si said very depressed: "Get up, explain to me, what's going on with this meow?"

Tong Yao blinked innocently, and asked with a confused face: "Sui Yi, why did you grow Xiao Si's dog's paw?"

Xiao Si raised his dog paw and threw it on Tong Yao's head, and roared angrily: "What the hell, I have Sui Yi's head and body!"

"You are Xiao Si?" Tong Yao scratched his head, rubbed the bed board stupidly and sat up, staring at Xiao Si with wide eyes in puzzlement, "You... how did you become Sui Yi? "

Xiaosi let out a long sigh of relief, shook the dog's paw helplessly, and said depressedly: "I told you before that I will change my shape according to the host's preferences. Before, you only liked dogs, but now you have half of your heart." I like this guy, so I became this kind of person who is neither human nor dog!"

"Pfft... Could it be that the legendary dog ​​looks like a human?"

Tong Yao quickly covered his smirking face, for fear that Xiaosi would break his face with another dog paw.

Xiaosi squinted at Tong Yao, who was trembling with laughter, with a lukewarm expression on his face: "Meatworm, don't be too happy, don't you know what it means to be extremely happy begets sorrow?"

Hearing this sentence that didn't seem like a joke, Tong Yao looked at Xiaosi's Sui Yi face through his spread fingers, still handsome but with a hint of gloating, and couldn't help asking: "What do you mean?" ?”

Xiaosi snorted softly, raised his paw and pointed around where they were, and motioned Tong Yao to see for himself what kind of environment they were in now.

Tong Yao scanned clockwise for a week in the direction he pointed.Wind-eroded doors and windows, dusty dust, dilapidated tables and chairs, and even the bed they are lying on now, has no cushions except for the bed board covered with black and yellow dust.

This whole place, which can barely be called a house, has not been lived in for many years.

Before Tong Yao came back to his senses, Xiao Si got up and took two steps forward, and opened the window that was closed just now with a crash.Clouds of misty gray-black dust poured in unstoppably, filling the entire room in an instant.

In the dust haze that ravaged the house, there was an unpleasant sour smell mixed with a little sand, and Tong Yao, who was defenseless, was choked and couldn't help coughing violently.

"Cough cough cough... Fuck, PM2.5 is off the chart, right? Close the windows!"

Xiao Si raised his good-looking eyebrows noncommittally, and waved his furry dog ​​paw, signaling Tong Yao to come to the window to see the scene outside.

Tong Yao had no choice but to get up and move to the window, looking out.

The so-called sky cannot be seen at all in the direction of the dark and dusty sky above; and below the line of sight, the seemingly abandoned human buildings are juxtaposed with various garbage dumps, which is simply a scene of the end of the world.

"This... what's the situation?"

Tong Yao was dumbfounded. The apocalyptic environment in front of him made him involuntarily experience the panic, loneliness and helplessness in zombie movies.

Xiao Si closed the window with his backhand, looked at Tong Yao who was stupefied solemnly, and said seriously: "Meatworm, the time shuttle brought us to the world more than 1000 years later. So, you must be fully prepared to deal with it." .”

"Huh?" Tong Yao trembled in shock, the hairs all over his body turned into barbs, he turned his face and stared at Xiaosi, feeling really bad.

"Are you kidding me? In the last dimension, you blasted me into that kind of virtue. After more than 1000 years, biological and chemical weapons are flying all over the sky, right? Zombies are running around the streets? I am a thin-armed and thin-legged person , will be bitten into a zombie in minutes!"

"If it's really like the one in the movie, it will be easier. Just give you a super hook, and you will become a hero who saves the world!"

Siu Si twitched the corner of his mouth and smiled amusingly, then said helplessly: "It's a pity...this reality is different from what you imagined!"

A more ominous premonition filled his heart, Tong Yao frowned uncomfortably, stepped forward to hold Xiaosi's dog paw, and shook it vigorously, "Xiaosi, take me back quickly, I don't want to be here for nothing Hero, I'd rather go back and continue being my meat worm!"

Siu Si put on a fake smile, and broke free from Tong Yao's restraint mercilessly, "Go back? That's ok, you have to settle the target in this space before we can go back."

"Huh?" Tong Yao was stunned for a moment, and asked depressedly, "Is this the same thing again? Is there someone like Yan Jiayi or Sui Yi in this space?"

"Human?" Xiao Si smiled helplessly and said, "There will be no normal human beings on the earth more than 1000 years later, because normal human beings have already moved to live on alien planets!"

Tong Yao's eyes widened, and he stared at Xiaosi incredulously, "There are no...humans anymore? Do you mean to make me a zombie or an ET?"

"Uh...I don't have any objection to your unscrupulous taste." Stoudemire snickered and shrugged.

Tong Yao angrily grabbed Xiaosi's collar, "Okay, you, you can't play me enough, right?"

"Okay, okay, don't blow your hair." Xiao Si pushed Tong Yao back on the bed, and said patiently: "Your ancients said, 'If you come, you will be safe', let me tell you the details of this space. If you explain clearly, you will understand everything."

Tong Yao took a long breath, and squeezed out a really useless word between his teeth: "Say it!"

Stoudemire sat on the opposite chair, but his eyes shifted to the dark window, with a serious and serious expression.

"Because nuclear radiation, poisonous haze, household garbage and other pollution cannot be contained, the earth is gradually no longer suitable for human habitation. Therefore, humans have moved away from the earth in spaceships hundreds of years ago."

"Hehehe!" Tong Yao pretended to laugh twice, and said sarcastically, "That is to say, I am the only human being on the earth now? A creature?"

Stoudemire shook his dog's paw impatiently: "Listen to me first! There were originally a very small number of human beings who were unwilling to leave their homes, but they, together with animals and plants, either died because they couldn't adapt, or were forced to die. Forced to mutate. As a result, there are only four kinds of creatures left on the earth today, namely dirt, beasts, plants, and winged creatures."

Tong Yao seemed to have listened to a cloudy scripture, but Xiao Si remained indifferent, as if he had already expected this result, and it was not much different from the information about the future world he had inquired about.

The dust and smog that filled the room silently and gradually sank down, covering the dirty surroundings with a layer of black ash. Xiao Si's voice still stated clearly.

"Mutated human beings are called filth, because they are polluted for different reasons, so their appearance is also strange; polluted and mutated animals and plants are collectively called beasts and plants. But this wing is different, because they It’s not the polluted ones, but human beings are selected from various countries to return to the earth after finding a way to purify the earth in the future. After undergoing DNA genetic modification, a group of maintenance guards will stay on the earth.”

"What the hell did you say? I'm so confused..." Tong Yao looked at Xiao Si with a paralyzed face, and the urge to strangle him gathered his fist again.

Xiao Si pretended to ignore Tong Yao's resistance, loosely clenched a furry claw fist and placed it near his mouth, pretending to cough twice.

"Cough cough cough... Anyway, that guy's identity in this space is a very good wing security officer, and your task... is to find him, fuck him, GameOver, and then we'll go back Home!"

Tong Yao squinted a pair of vigilant eyes, and stared at Xiao Si very unfriendlyly, "Is this gone? Just this little information about him?"

Stoudemire smiled and said: "In this space, his name is Nie Chen. The country's first-level wing policeman, full marks for firearms use skills, full marks for unarmed combat skills, appearance and appearance are the same as Yan Jiayi and Sui Yi, with wings stretching [-] meters ...Because of his outstanding achievements and handsome appearance, he was nicknamed 'Prince Wing'. He..."

"Wait, wait, what did you just say? Wings... stretched? You mean he... he's a birdman?"

Tong Yao seemed to have heard some terrible news, so he couldn't help asking.

"Respect! Do you understand basic respect? Don't say it so bluntly, okay? Wings, of course, are people with wings, but not bird people! And how worthy of respect is the status of a security guard? You Do people have quality?" Xiao Si gave Tong Yao a blank look, then shook his dog's paw and retorted disdainfully.

"Damn!" Tong Yao said unconvinced: "Is there a difference? How can a normal person have wings? Besides, don't they have airplanes? Then you need wings for a fart?"

Stoudemire rolled his eyes again, and said impatiently: "Please, in order to move to an alien planet to survive, the resources on the earth have long been drained by humans, not to mention airplanes, and even a battery can't be made! Through A pair of huge wings have been genetically improved to be able to fly above the poisonous haze and avoid being polluted!"

"..."

"Oh, don't worry about it so much. Anyway, your goal is him. Only by completing the goal as soon as possible can we start the space-time shuttle to go back. There is no other choice!"

Hearing this, Tong Yao let out a sigh of relief, and muttered listlessly: "Don't do it for the bird man... I want to go home!"