[Comprehensive British and American] Humanoid weapons

Harley said these words very familiarly and naturally, and when talking about Batman, no criminal had any fear or anger towards the vigilante.

The phrase "Let him come out to see me" seemed to be just that. What could be heard was that there was a little dissatisfaction in Harry's tone, but there was absolutely no so-called anger or threat.

This made Bruce keenly feel that something was wrong.

But this is not the most important point, the most important thing is that Ivy, the poison ivy girl who came with Harley, is standing aside at this moment, watching Harry with a smile in his arms and talking familiarly, without any expression at all express any strange emotions.

She doesn't even try to kiss Bruce in the first place, using her neurotoxin to control the famous playboy of Gotham.

This is not in line with Ivy's consistent code of conduct. After all, Ivy hates men, and her attitude towards men is naturally different from that of women, so that sometimes she talks to men with a natural boredom.

If Ivy wants to know something, unless she knows that she can't beat it, she will definitely use neurotoxin manipulation first to achieve her goal.

Bruce is just an ordinary playboy, not belonging to the former at all, Ivy would definitely choose to attack him under normal circumstances.

But today's Ivy doesn't have this idea, not pretending, but really not at all.

Bruce couldn't even see that.

Of course, aside from these, another important point is the meaning revealed in Harley's words.

If it is said that Ivy's abnormal behavior today, Harley's sudden neutral style of painting, and the behavior styles of these two people just make Bruce feel a little wrong.Then Harry's words completely magnified this feeling of something wrong.

Bruce took a brief look at Harry's expression, adjusted his usual state according to the situation, and then said, "Batman? You mean Batman?"

Harry: "Of course."

The clown girl turned her head and looked around, then said, "Aren't you guys dating?"

She seemed familiar, apparently unsurprised that Batman was dating Bruce Wayne.

In fact, the relationship between Bruce Wayne and Batman, whether it is Metropolis or Gotham, or New York, or even people in places like Central City, have some understanding. It can be said that as long as there are superhero cities, then Everyone knows that Bruce Wayne is Batman's big benefactor.

Especially in Gotham, it can be said that everyone knows this from Arkham to street gangsters and homeless people.

However, people in Arkham generally don't care much about this, and they seldom even directly choose to kidnap Wayne for the sake of kidnapping Wayne. It's just implicated.

People in Arkham are only interested in Batman, but for Bruce Wayne, that's not at all.

This disinterest includes people, but also Batman and Bruce Wayne gossip.

It can be said that according to normal circumstances, even if Bruce is unlucky to be caught and kidnapped by the Harley Quinn, he will never be related to Batman.

But today is different. Today's Harley Quinn has her sights on Bruce Wayne, and even very naturally thinks that Bruce Wayne appears on the balcony, which is dating Batman.

Dating?

Bruce hesitated and said, "Did you make a mistake...I'm not dating Batman..."

"And you also mentioned your husband." Bruce's voice was a little small, calmly probing: "I'm not married yet, Batman is not my husband."

"Stop talking nonsense, of course I know that you said that you are not married—Bruce." Harley's voice dragged on a bit: "But we two are considered acquaintances, so I don't know if you are married or not?"

Harry patted Bruce on the shoulder with a big movement: "Don't hide it, you must be flirting with Batman on the balcony, otherwise why would you be here alone without your little lover?"

"That control freak Batman would never allow you to play alone at the banquet, don't try to lie to me." Saying that, Harry lifted his clothes, revealing the pistol pinned to his waist.

This is not a threat, although Harry's gesture and expression look like a threat, but Bruce can feel the slight relaxation and casualness in Harry's tone - it seems that this gesture is just a simple joke, friends or acquaintances A random little gesture of joking.

Harry knew him well.

Bruce was strangely aware of this, and it was obvious that Harry was not the only one who knew him well.

In fact, when Harley made that gesture of revealing his gun, Ivy, the poisonous ivy girl on the side, followed closely to speak.

"Baby, don't make such a joke." Ivy smiled in her eyes, her red lips slightly curled up, and she walked over and put Harry's clothes back in place; "You know, the bat guy doesn't allow his little The prince has seen this."

"Hey, Ivy - it's not like Bruce sweetheart hasn't played before."

That's what I said, but after Ivy came over, Harley didn't reject Ivy's behavior after all.

After all, what Ivy said is right, Batman's desire to control is so annoying, even to his little prince.

Harley was often beaten by Batman for this.

But at the time they were still in a partnership, and it worked out well, and Harley somehow knew Batman would beat her up and nothing else.

But now...

"Okay, big annoying bat." Harley was a little unhappy, but it didn't matter. Anyway, if the cooperation goes well, she and Bruce Wayne will still have fun in the future.

So now... "Call out Batman, aren't you right, Bruce?" Harry turned to look at Bruce Wayne in his arms.

Bruce Wayne didn't look like he was a little cautiously panicked when he saw Harley just now. In fact, he seemed to have recovered a little now.

It's like a fluffy cat that found no danger after being intimidated, and then tentatively stretched out a little foot. After making sure that its little foot was not injured, the cat's attitude began to be arrogant again.

"I really haven't seen Batman." The Brucey baby's voice was a little louder: "I just came out to get some air."

"Breathable?" Harry looked a little surprised: "Those people inside are not enough for you to play with? Are you going to change to a new pattern?"

"I saw your little lover when I came here." Harry sneered boredly: "The one who is tall and big, he looks taller than you, cowardly and pitiful..."

But this is normal, Harry thought, after all, Bruce's taste has not changed for 1 years, and it is completely polarized, either strong and sick, or big bird.

When the delicate little bruxie is playing outside, he really likes the scene where the taller and bigger type is pitifully nestled in his arms and let him do whatever he wants, which seems to make him very successful Feel the same.

The new young lover was clearly of this type.

But to put it this way, it seems that Batman may not come. You must know that Batman is also very busy.

Harry thought about what Bruce said before, and frowned: "Is Batman really not here? Is he so relieved?"

"Maybe?" Bruce tentatively said, "Maybe we have a cold war..." He quickly organized his words based on the little information revealed in Harry's words, and explained: "You know, Batman...is not very tempered. good."

These words are very ambiguous, and there is no mistake in understanding them from various angles.

Harley obviously didn't notice the little tricks in Bruce's words, and walked down her own thoughts.

Batman has a bad temper, which is obvious. He has a strong desire to control, behaves violently and is mostly taciturn. Sometimes Harley feels that Batman needs to enter Arkham to undergo a transformation. After all, this big The bats looked sicker than any of them, and seriously sick.

It is very possible that Batman and Bruce Wayne have a cold war, because Batman is reluctant to fight Bruce, and when he is angry, he seems to have no other way but to fight the cold war.

But Bruce is not the kind of character who just keeps silent and angry when he is angry. If Bruce is angry, he will definitely grab Batman and yell to express his dissatisfaction, and then wait for Batman to coax him

But the problem is that Harley has only seen the latter, and never the former... After all, according to the traces on the neck that cannot be concealed when Little Prince Bruce appears, Harley has every reason to suspect that Batman is angry It was definitely another way to express his dissatisfaction, um, another way to satisfy himself, maybe Bruce was also satisfied.

But now Bruce said he had a cold war with Batman...

"So that's why you held the banquet? To annoy him?" Harry felt that he understood something.

She said, how could Bruce hold a banquet of this nature for other people for no reason? It turned out that he was unhappy because he was not coaxed after the Cold War.

Bruce: "...Yes!" He followed along, as if everything was what Harry thought.

But... "Not all of them."

Bruce still remembered the purpose of his original banquet.

Sometimes some decent lies are necessary, but not outright lies - outright lies are far easier to spot than half-truths.

Bruce knows the art of words quite well, and knows that lying completely is basically an infinitely round lie.

It would be fine if he knew the whole content of the lie itself, but if he didn't know... then basically there is no solution.

Batman never puts himself in a passive position, so some truth is needed.

This baby Bruce glanced at the partition glass between the banquet balcony and the home court, and said with a little liveliness in his tone: "This little reporter really satisfies me, in every aspect."

every aspect?

Hearing this, both Ivy and Harley's eyes became a little complicated.

These two guys originally came to Batman to ask why they suddenly violated the cooperation and locked Ivy in Arkham. Now they suddenly heard about the matter between Batman and Bruce Wayne, and it was false to say that it was no accident.

But maybe there are some surprises.

After all, all aspects are satisfying... It sounds like the result of Batman's cold war is about to overturn if he didn't pay attention.

Well, it looks like Batman might have a green suit in the future.

Both Harry and Ivy couldn't help thinking.

……

But in any case, although the two people's brain circuits are completely different, and it is not normal at all, according to Bruce's keen perception and superb acting skills, this matter can be regarded as being resolved.

After Harley and Ivy knew that there was no Batman here, they both seemed a little upset.

After all, unless they have the communicator given by Batman, the guy who wants to contact Batman has to wait for the other party to come to his door.

Of course, there is another way is also possible, that is - through Bruce Wayne.

After all, the relationship between Batman and Bruce Wayne is obvious to all. Harley and Ivy have no doubt that even if Bruce raises sheep on top of Batman, Batman will never attack Bruce Wayne.

And according to Bruce, it is obvious that he has some special feelings for the little lover outside. Batman can tolerate Bruce's playboy behavior, but he will never tolerate someone threatening his status as a real husband, so, according to The situation of Bruce's banquet today, and if Bruce admits it himself, Batman probably can't help but want to come over in a short time.

With this in mind, neither Harley nor Ivy refused Bruce's subsequent invitation, and they readily accepted it.

——They need a quiet place to relax and wait for Batman to come over.

……

Clark also heard the conversation between Bruce, Ivy and Harley on the balcony.

After all, Superman's super hearing is not fake, and Clark is quite aware of Bruce's professionalism. Considering that it is difficult for Batman to appear when Harley and Ivy are both present, in order to come to Bruce at the first moment of danger. A hero to save the beauty, Clark was paying attention to the movement on the balcony almost the whole time.

After going back and forth like this, he naturally seemed a little absent-minded.

Louise was also invited to the banquet this time. At this time, as the representative of Clark's old club, Louise was standing next to Clark.

Clark was absent-minded, and she noticed it right away.

"Worried about Bruce?" Louise frowned and looked at Harley Quinn and Wayne, who were already hooked up on the glass balcony.

She couldn't hear, but that didn't stop Louise from thinking Wayne was dangerous.

After all, it was Harley Quinn. Even if Louise was a metropolitan, she would have heard of both Joker and Harley Quinn, not to mention there is Ivy, the Poison Ivy Girl.

In a place where there are green belts everywhere under this kind of building, it is too easy for Poison Ivy to do it.

"Don't worry, Mr. Wayne will be fine. In fact, I have secretly called the police." Louise whispered, showing Clark her mobile phone.

This is something that can't be helped, after all, they are all ordinary people, and if you don't talk about Harley Quinn, just look at Poison Ivy Ivy, they are not in the category of ordinary people, they can only sit and wait for the police to arrive.

But the police in Gotham are too slow——

Louise couldn't help thinking—in fact, when the Clown Girl and Poison Ivy appeared, Louise called the police, but until now, there has been no news of the police coming, even in the past Batman, who should have appeared, did not appear, which was too unexpected.

But Clark knew why.

After all, Batman is now being hugged by Harley the Harley Quinn, and this banquet itself is a bait. Bruce contacted Gordon in advance. Before receiving news from Batman, Gordon would directly choose to stay still.

After coming and going, no one will naturally appear at this banquet.

Clark thought, and nodded lightly to Louise's words, but his gaze still seemed a little erratic, obviously distracted.

Regarding how cowardly and cowardly this little reporter under her is, Louise is clear and serious. In fact, this strong woman actually looked down on such a Clark at the beginning, and deeply felt that someone like Clark was afraid. There won't even be a girlfriend in the future.

But as time went by, Louise also saw a little bit of the unobvious honesty and honesty hidden in this cowardly little reporter, so gradually Louise's sense of Clark became better.

After all, this big man is really clumsy, stupid in daily life, kind-hearted, and willing to help. Although his character is too cowardly and timid, there is no way. It is stipulated that boys must be strong and bold.

Clarke's personality showed to Louise that it is okay to be friends. After all, this guy has no problem with his character. Sometimes when he encounters danger and panic, he runs faster than anyone else even though he is timid and afraid. , but if there are people around, they will help them hide and so on.

It's just that this kind of personality is not liked by girls. You must know that most girls, whether they are strong or not, probably hope that their partners will be braver. Clark's behavior is really not very attractive.

But the premise of these is that Clark likes girls, and it's a different matter if he likes boys.

After all, some men eat the weak, delicate and timid one. Although Clark's appearance doesn't fit...but his personality fits, especially he has a good looks that can't be concealed by wearing glasses, even though he is tall One is big, but when those blue eyes are timid and timid, they really want to be bullied.

It is because of this that Louise was a little worried about Clark and Wayne of Gotham at the beginning. After all, Gotham is very unfriendly to people with a personality like Clark.

In other words, in fact, places like Gotham are not friendly to most people.

But Clark went out with Wayne, and it seemed that he was still addicted to it. Louise is an outsider, so she doesn't like to judge this. a handful or something.

Of course, what made Louise feel relieved in the end was that Bruce was protected by Batman, and Clark seemed to know Superman.

This was discovered by Louise by accident. This smart woman didn't tell anyone else about it, she just kept this little secret she discovered in her heart, and at the same time she let down a little for the poor little Clark.

After all, Superman or something sounds very safe.

Seriously speaking, Louise actually has a little appreciation for Superman, if it wasn't for the fact that Superman suspected of giving birth to a cub for Bruce Wayne a while ago.

Speaking of... let's talk about it...

Louise lowered her head and glanced at little Kirk, who had been held in Clark's arms all the time—since Clark knew Superman and seemed to have a good relationship, he probably also knew about the child.

Seriously speaking, in fact, as far as Louise is concerned, she thinks that the possibility that this child was born by Superman and Bruce Wayne is still very high.

But there is absolutely no problem with Superman's character, maybe Clark himself knows about it.

Considering the chaotic relationship between Bruce Wayne, Batman, Superman and the little reporter in front of her, Louise felt that it was better not to explore too much as an outsider.

But, now is not the time to think about it.

Seeing that Clark was absent-minded and obviously worried, Louise lowered her voice a little: "Don't worry, there will be no problem. Although I know why the police haven't come for so long, we can call Superman at critical times."

"Although Superman doesn't seem to come to Gotham very often, I think if you are in danger, he will definitely come." Louise reassured.

Clark: "...um."

Of course he will come, in fact he has already come, and now he is standing in the banquet with the cub.

Superman himself thought so.

……

But in any case, the current situation is quite chaotic.

After Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy chatted with Bruce Wayne on the balcony for a while, Gotham's rather aka dandy took the two women away from the main body of the party.

No Clark, no little Kirk.

As far as Wayne is concerned, these two people came to him to discuss the construction of Arkham, and they came to find Batman by the way, and they would not hurt others.But in fact, no matter who saw it, they thought it was Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy who wanted to find Batman to do something, so they took Wayne as a hostage.

In a way, that's true, but obviously it's only in a way.

Even if the banquet can't go on here, after all, although Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy didn't do anything, the existence of these two people itself means a kind of insecurity. A strong heart, but this does not mean that they want to court death, especially in the case of Wayne clearly saying "everyone go, we can break up".

Of course, there are also many courageous reporters who want to stay and get first-hand news, including Louise.

However, she failed, after all, Wayne said nothing on his territory.

As a kind of family member of the kidnapped hostage, although Clark is a reporter, he was not kicked out.

The little lover with cubs was placed in another room by Bruce.

No matter whether it is Poison Ivy or Harley Quinn, there is no objection to this point. After all, the little reporter seemed to be frightened. When he got up, his tall and tall figure was set off with a pitiful, helpless, cowardly and timid temperament.

Anyway, Harry doesn't understand why Bruce likes such a type. If she wants to say, the pudding baby is hot enough.

But... "The delicate and pleasant type always has some special benefits." Ivy put her arms around Harley, touched her face, and said with a smile: "After all, sometimes, some excessive little games, only this Don’t you think it’s much more interesting to bully a simple and innocent boy? A boy with this kind of personality won’t even refuse some excessive demands from his lover—Bruce is better than you in this respect Playing a lot."

"Well, Bruce does play better than me—but you will teach me, won't I, Ivy?" Harley Quinn smiled: "It's like the ones you do with pudding."

"Of course, baby." Harley got a satisfied kiss from Ivy.

……

Bruce and Clark had a brief exchange of the status quo under the pretext of "pacifying the frightened little lover". After that, Clark followed Bruce's request and perfectly played the role of a poor little reporter who was coaxed by a ruthless playboy into another room.

The pity is fake. In fact, Clark is even a little inexplicably excited because of what Bruce said to him before. That acting skill can be said to be terrible.

However, both Harley and Ivy belong to the state of being fused, and will automatically ignore some bugs that are not realistic in their eyes, so the poor acting skills of the little reporter have not been discovered from the beginning, and he is very smooth. After hiding the truth from Harry and Ivy, he successfully followed Bruce's arrangement.

Little Kirk also followed Clark. After all, Zai Zai was still young and needed someone to take him with him. It was not safe from any angle.

This little dumpling didn't attract the attention of Harley and Ivy from the very beginning. After all, Bruce likes to adopt a son, they both know it very well, and little Kirk has been buried in Clark's arms from the beginning, If you don't show your face, naturally you won't attract attention.

So Clark and Little Kirk arrived at the room arranged by Bruce without a hitch.

Immediately afterwards, the little reporter slipped out of the hotel by virtue of the exclusive passage in the room, was successfully picked up by the Batmobile controlled by the housekeeper, and then flew all the way to the Batcave.

During this period, little Kirk has been sleeping, his eyes are closed and he is quiet, looking extraordinarily well-behaved.

Clark was not worried about this. After all, this little ball seemed to be lethargic for the past few days. Bruce also became suspicious of this, and took this little guy to the watchtower to check it out. The result was that there was nothing. .

This cub sleeps just to sleep, the purpose is to replenish energy.

As far as Zatanna is concerned, it may be that traveling through parallel universes caused the body to consume too much, and did not receive energy supplements, so it was making up for it through sleep.

It's not a big deal, it's probably the case in the near future, and it will be fine after a while.

But in fact, I am afraid that only Little Kirk knows that he is not actually sleeping. He has been falling asleep these days, just because he is in the spiritual sea.

As for today... that's even more special.

Because today's little Kirk is not just purely in the spiritual world, in fact, there are a little more accidents in the spiritual world of this little group.

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Two in one~ The third watch will be a little later, it will be released before eleven o'clock~