[Comprehensive British and American] Humanoid weapons

Contact Batman.

When hearing this sentence, not only Jack, but even the other people on the side almost thought that they had heard it wrong.

Batman, who is that? That's the deadly enemy of their clown gang. Every time they meet, they will be hammered hard. It can be said that it is the shadow of fear that hangs over Gotham. Only the fanatics of Arkham Asylum Fans heard that Batman's attitude was normal.

But that normal is also a hostile normal.

Although the clown likes to find trouble with Batman directly every time he makes a game, but it is always doing trouble in the air, and he never said that he directly finds Batman.

And now Harley means...

Jack met Harry's eyes briefly, and understood what Harry really thought.

——This connection is really a connection.

Jack: "..." He really wanted to reject Harry's words now, but he didn't dare.

Harry's gun was pointed right next to his head. It was like shooting at the slightest disagreement. Jack had no doubt that if he said one more word, he would be blown out of his head.

In this case, what else can he say?

Jack felt it was too hard, really, really hard.

The Clown Gang is really difficult to mix...

But life goes on, especially when the Joker and Harley Quinn are alone in a room and the two end up being Harley Quinn, smart people know what to do.

Even though Jack felt that Harley Quinn's request was really incomprehensible, he still complied.

The clever newcomer was left on Harley Quinn's side and began to explain Poison Ivy's situation in Arkham, while Jack began to try to contact Batman according to Harley Quinn's words.

But the question is, is Batman that relatable?

nonexistent.

Seriously speaking, Batman can be regarded as ubiquitous in Gotham. Sometimes you may be unlucky to meet him, but if you look hard, you really can't find him.

Director Gordon must have something to say about this point. After all, Batman is a standard turning head, and that speed is not ordinary fast.

As a member of the Clown Gang, Jack used to think about how to avoid Batman and cause trouble. It was the first time for him to take the initiative to find Batman like this.

Difficult, very difficult, very difficult, but fortunately there is no way out.

After all, as we all know, Bruce Wayne of Gotham is Batman's big benefactor. Almost every time Bruce Wayne has an accident, Batman will arrive in time, and then stage a scene of a knight saving the little prince.

Bruce is a rambunctious person, and he holds banquets every now and then. It is actually very easy to figure out the position of this little prince, especially recently, almost everyone in Gotham knows that Bruce Wayne has adopted a small reporter and wants to hold a banquet for him. Jack simply inquired and found out where Bruce's banquet was.

— at the Wayne Hotel.

Well, a familiar location. A familiar location. Most of Wayne's banquets are held at his own hotel, just in a different location.

After figuring this out, Jack reported the result to Harry almost immediately.

Harley just listened to the newcomer's report on Ivy's situation in Arkham, and she didn't seem very happy when she heard that Batman could not be contacted yet.

"We don't have Batman's contact information!?" Harry looked unbelievable: "We still need to go through Bruce Wayne."

Jack couldn't believe it.

No, what the hell made you think we'd have Batman's contact information?

God, it might as well come a little faster than a dream.

But Jack didn't dare to say it, and Jack didn't dare to show it. To be honest, they still don't know what happened to the clown in the house, but judging from the current movement, it seems that the situation is not very good.

Generally speaking, there is no room for two tigers in one mountain, unless one male and one female can live in peace, this is the case with the clown girls and clowns of the clown gang, and even because of the crazy love of the clown girls, the status of the clown girls is much lower than the clowns, but now the clown girls When Xiong rises, this reversal of status is not certain.

Judging from the current situation, the internal struggle between the two big bosses is currently the victory of Harley Quinn.

Then there is nothing to say, whoever is the best is the boss, well, it is so realistic.

So Jack said honestly: "No."

Harry: "...OK."

If not, then there is none. After all, Batman is more aggressive than her. That is to say, they are allies when they reach a cooperation without interfering with each other. It is not impossible for Batman to suddenly cut off contact.

Although Harley still couldn't believe it when she found out from her subordinates that Ivy was captured into Arkham by Batman, she couldn't say anything, at most she was angry and went to Batman for an explanation.

But these are all behind-the-scenes, and Ivy still needs to be pulled out of Arkham first.

As for Bruce Wayne's banquet... of course you have to attend. After all, Batman's sudden attack on Ivy is not normal. Harley must figure out what went wrong, in case Batman plans to attack them Now that it's done, Harley can take Ivy out of Gotham ahead of schedule.

As for whether their visit to Bruce Wayne's banquet will cause some problems.

nonexistent.

That playboy Bruce Wayne is so wild. Although I don’t know why he suddenly took care of an unknown little reporter and held a banquet for him, but Bruce Wayne will definitely not mind her visit from Harley, after all She has a cooperative relationship with Bruce's official Batman, even if the current cooperative relationship seems a little bit dangerous as she can't get in touch with Batman...

However, this is definitely not a problem.

Harley simply counted the days and decided to go to Bruce's banquet after saving Ivy.

……

Harley has always been a vigorous character. She speaks one word and does things the same, and is extremely strong. Except for sometimes being ruthless, her way of thinking is different from others, and her brain is a little bit wrong, there is nothing wrong with it, and these do not hinder Harley's development. action.

In the past, after the clown ran out of Arkham, the first thing he did was to make trouble, and then took over Gotham's big screen to play a small game with Batman. It can be said that the clown would cause damage to Arkham except when he left Arkham. Usually, they would not choose to attack Arkham.

But that doesn't mean the Joker can't, or that the Clown Gang can't.

Harley is no longer the former Harley, she has evolved, she has sublimated.

After simply leaving one or two people to guard the clown in the house, Harley made a decisive decision to attack Arkham.

As the place where she has worked and lived, Harley is very familiar with Arkham. After simply playing with a few small bombs that are not very deadly, Harley Quinn successfully entered Arkham and found Ivy locked in the glass room.

Poison Ivy seems to be in a bad state now, with a slightly inconspicuous trance.

She has been staring at the glass of the glass room, as if there is something in it that attracts her.

As soon as Harley Quinn came in, she saw Ivy sitting by the bed, but she didn't notice Ivy's emotions, or rather, she noticed, but there was something that made her ignore it, like her Ignore your own abnormality, just like the abnormality of the people around you.

"Ivy!" Harley shot at the glass, but unfortunately, it didn't shoot through the glass.

Harry frowned and took a step back, then contacted Jack through the headset, and opened Ivy's cell from the central system.

Ivy was sitting on the bed, and the moment she heard Harley Quinn's voice, she suddenly raised her head.

"Baby?" Ivy asked with some doubts.

To her question, Halle responded with a huge hug.

This clown girl, who was completely different from the previous Harley, rushed forward, hugged Ivy and spun around: "I finally found you."

Ivy's expression flickered, and something seemed to be buzzing in her head at the moment she connected with Harley Quinn. She only felt a sudden "boom" in her heart, and the male voice that was still in her head suddenly disappeared, and her eyes were bright.

Ivy subconsciously embraced Harley Quinn with her backhand.

Looking at the neutral Harley in front of her, she finally felt a trace of truth.

There was almost a clear light in her head, as if everything had been sorted out, including the abnormalities on her body.

"So how long are you going to hold me, baby." Ai Wei smiled and lowered her head to kiss the clown girl's face. It was rare that the green lips did not release toxins.

It was just a simple kiss, but both parties felt each other's happiness.

"I don't think this is a good place to chat." Ivy said, "Arkham? Batman probably locked me in because he was crazy."

"Probably? So I'm going to ask Batman about the situation. After all, locking you in Arkham is not part of our cooperation." Harley followed Ivy's words.

"Find?"

Harry got angry when he said this: "The damn bat cut off my contact. My subordinates don't have his contact information anymore. Who knows what happened."

"What happened to Batman?"

"No, no." Harley let go of Poison Ivy, tilted her head to change a narcotic bullet, and casually shot a guard who barged in, before saying, "Bruce Wayne is still having a banquet, and he said he had a small party." Reporter, if something happened to Batman, he wouldn't be so happy."

"You're right, Harley." Poison Ivy touched Harley's face: "Then shall we leave now?"

Harry took it for granted: "Yes."

"Okay, but you'd better take care of yourself a little before you go, after all, you don't look good now. You know, Batman doesn't like people who are not dignified." Poison Ivy touched Harry and spread to Lipstick marks on the face, teasing: "It looks like you had a very pleasant exercise before you came to me, didn't you?"

"Hmm, pudding baby is not good today, just teach me a lesson." Harley didn't take it seriously: "Don't worry about the image problem, Bruce Wayne is here, Batman won't express any opinion on me, that squeamish little prince Much less dignified than me."

Poison Ivy saw that Harley Quinn knew what was in her mind, so she didn't say anything more about it, and just nodded.

But for Harley Quinn's answer about the clown - "It seems that the clown has pissed you off again." The smile on Poison Ivy's face restrained a little: "As I said, for the little wild cat, it's understandable to act coquettishly and play temper occasionally, But if you go too far, you have to give some special punishment... Did you use what I said last time?"

"Of course." Harley Quinn licked her lips: "It feels great. Ivy, you are right!"

Poison Ivy smacked Harley Quinn's mouth in satisfaction, and said with a smile: "You finally discovered this, my cute little crazy baby."

Harry snorted.

……

After a few brief chats, Harley and Ivy didn't intend to stay in Arkham any longer. After communicating with Jack to inform them of the situation, Poison Ivy quickly took Harley out of Arkham.

That's right, it was Poison Ivy carrying it.

After all, Harley, who is familiar with Ivy, made all the preparations when she came. In order to catch up with Wayne's banquet as soon as possible, she brought a lot of seeds, including vines.

But vines are mostly used in Arkham, and they can't be used after going out.

Although I don't know what's going on with Batman, neither Poison Ivy nor Harley Quinn intends to touch Batman's bad luck first.

Gotham's building losses are all paid by Bruce Wayne. Although Bruce is rich and doesn't care about the money, don't you say that Batman is Bruce Wayne's main palace, and this money is equivalent to Batman's money? money.

Batman doesn't care if the prodigal Bruce Baby spends it, but if other people are forced to spend Brucey Baby, Batman has to take care of it.

Harley Quinn is quite aware of the coldness of this Batman, and she doesn't want to be beaten up before speaking.

So the rules still have to be followed.

Therefore, Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn, who obeyed the rules and didn't want to be beaten, rode a motorcycle to Wayne's banquet honestly.

……

Regarding the situation in Arkham, Bruce was the first to receive the news.

When he learned that the Poison Ivy escaped smoothly in Arkham, it was the Harley Girl who led the Clown Gang to do it, Bruce said he was not surprised, it was a lie.

After all, he also knows Harley Quinn. Although Harley Quinn is a brand new name, it is still very easy for Batman to investigate Harley Quinn's past.

Of course he knew that this was the female psychiatrist Harleen Quizell who treated the clown before.

Seriously speaking, for Harley Quinn, Batman only tried to pull her back a few times, but obviously this woman has fallen into the dark abyss of the Joker, and she cannot be rescued at all. Not only is she not mentally right, The behavior is also not quite right, and there is no trace of the past at all.

The point is, she loves the madness that the Joker loves.

Anyway, as a bystander, Bruce can't tell that the clown likes Harley, but the authorities are obsessed with this kind of thing, Harley is so absorbed in it, she has become the clown's licking dog, and she has no complaints and no regrets, just a word for the clown The kind that can die.

Bruce finally had to give up.

……

Generally speaking, most of the actions of Harley Quinn are hints from the clown. This woman who is obsessed with love will not go against the clown's ideas at all, and will almost completely follow the clown's actions.

Once Harley Quinn appears, it means that there is a 90.00% [-]% possibility that the clown is instigating secretly.

But here lies the problem.

As Batman, Bruce, why didn't he know when the clown had a relationship with Poison Ivy, and according to Alfred's monitoring report... it seems that the clown acted purely on her own this time, and also brought poison ivy with her female.

The destination is...

"I'm afraid his destination is your banquet, Master Bruce."

"I know." Bruce replied quickly.

Of course he knew this, after all, he held this banquet mainly to attract the clown, Harvey and others.

……

The speed of Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy was extremely fast, and with the help of the plants of Poison Ivy along the way, it took only a few minutes to reach the banquet scene without concealing their actions.

When Bruce began to quickly analyze the possible location of the clown because of the actions of the clown, he had already heard the exclamation of everyone in the banquet, as well as the unique voice of the clown.

According to the normal situation, Bruce happens to be on the balcony right now. His best choice now is to immediately detour and put on the bat armor, and then quickly enter the venue to deal with Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy.

But... the current situation is not normal, not to mention that Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy have appeared for so long and the clown has not moved at all, just seeing Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy directly throwing away the clown gang and running over alone Something is very wrong.

Besides, aside from those things, the two guys, Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy, moved extremely fast, and as if they knew Bruce's location in advance, as soon as they came in, they quickly walked to the balcony without saying a word, pushed away Door.

Bruce quickly turned off his communication and turned around naturally.

But before he had time to show the panic that is unique to a playboy meeting a super villain, he saw the Harley Quinn approaching enthusiastically, wrapping his arms around his shoulders in a very natural way.

"Dating?" Harry said quite familiarly: "Really, I don't want to bother you, Bruce, but I didn't come to see you today."

"I'm here to find your husband, Batman." Harry said quite naturally, "I know he's here, after all, you always like to find excitement in this kind of place."

"Let him come out and meet me."

The author has something to say:

The third watch is here!

——The world view of the merged world this time is very special, it’s not the same at all from the main world, whether it’s the character’s experience or anything else~