Xiaobai Deformation Meter

If it wasn't for Liang Haimei watching people through the cracks of the door, not believing that she really broke up with Shen Yi, and not believing that she would not reunite even if her dreams were stranded, Xu Bai would not have the courage to join Shen Yi back.

Once again, the cycle of retribution seems to be really destined.

Xu Bai became more and more convinced that Yiyi was the person sent by God to save her and make her atone for her sins.

However, what can be done to turn Shen Yi into a daughter-in-law?

Xu Bai had never taken the initiative to flirt with his younger sister. She was originally a very passive person, and it was even more difficult for Yiyi to take the initiative, not to mention that Yiyi was still angry with her.

Most importantly, does Shen Yi really still like her?All of this is just her guess, she is not a roundworm in Shen Yi's stomach after all.

When playing games before, Xu Bai learned how hard it is to chase Shen Yi, and finally managed to catch Shen Yi under Liang Haimei's spoof, but now she is not Venom anymore, she is just a rookie driver without an old driver to lead the way .

[Ah Bai, what are you doing? ]

Xu Bai replied sullenly: [I'm talking to you, I'm wondering if you're still angry with me. ]

[I'm not angry with you, I know I'm stupid, if you want to blame it, blame myself for believing you. ]

Xu Bai went to Shen Yi's space to look through the news, specifically looking at the two months when they hadn't been in touch, and saw that Yi Yi had reposted a message, using "I thought" in a sentence.And what Shen Yi said was "I thought it was all true", and there was comforting biscuits in the message.

[My apprentice definitely doesn't want me anymore. ]

[You still have the nerve to say that it was Shaobing who told me. When I was waiting for you after dinner that day, Shaobing sent a screenshot of your story. ]

[Then what? ]

[I read it and got into bed and fell asleep for a while, my mind was buzzing, you know, so I told her I got it. ]

[Yi, I was wrong, I really didn't mean it. ]

[Why didn't you tell me in the first place? ]

Xu Bai hurriedly replied: [I thought it was a game at the time, and didn't think too much about it. I didn't know that I would like you. After I liked you, I didn't dare to tell you. ]

[Well, that's because I'm stupid and don't lie like you guys. ]

[No, I am bad, Yiyi is not stupid. ]

[I was shocked that you are 8 years older than me. I have always cared about my old cow eating tender grass. I didn’t expect that there would be an even hotter one. Hehe, you are actually a girl. ]

Xu Bai couldn't laugh or cry, she wanted to hit the wall again: [I was wrong, it was my old cow who ate tender grass, and even ate grass that was not her own. ]

[It's all over, what's the use of talking about it, forget it. ]

Xu Bai felt that it was simply too difficult. If she wanted to catch up with Yiyi, she had to break Yiyi and solve various problems, such as age and distance.This is tantamount to letting her, a novice, go to Qiu Mingshan, and the car will crash and die at the first turn.

But she really likes Yi Yi, and so many things have happened, it is already her instinct to love Shen Yi.

After struggling for a while, Xu Bai decided to make use of her strengths and avoid her weaknesses. Since her EQ is not high, she should use her IQ to make up for it.Although she feels that her IQ is not high, it should be enough.

She couldn't just watch the prey in front of her run away.

[Will you still delete me? ]

[I didn't delete you, you deleted me. ]

Xu Bai smiled and scratched his head: [That's right, but you said that, so I can only delete it. ]

[What did I say? ]

[You said you wished me happiness, but I was dumbfounded at the time, where did I get happiness...]

[You and your ex, or else, find another one yourself. ]

The more Xu Bai listened, the more bitter he became, thinking that there was indeed something interesting, so he asked: [What about you, are you planning to find a boyfriend? ]

[Don’t look for it, it’s good to be alone, you won’t be sad for another person, and live your own life. ]

Xu Bai then asked Shen Yi what she had done in the past two months, and whether any boys had chased her.Shen Yi said no, and gave Nana the tumbler kitten she had sent before.

[You gave Nana the blue cat? ]

[Well, Nana and I fell out of love together, and her boyfriend originally gave her a doll.We went out for a meal, I gave her the cat, and she gave me the doll. ]

[It can also be like this...]

Xu Bai found out that Shen Yi was talking about "broken love", and did not deny the relationship.It stands to reason that if they really disgusted her, they shouldn't admit what they had before.

[Otherwise, why keep it, it's uncomfortable to watch. ]

Xu Bai suddenly smiled: [Haha, well done, that cat is actually not mine, it belongs to me and my ex, she insists on giving it to you. ]

[Oh, well, after all, you have been together for so long. ]

Xu Bai knew he had said the wrong thing, so he tried his best to smooth things over: [So what, the last few years were all quarreling, so it's over like this. ]

[However, 9 years is really long. It is hard for me to imagine what you have experienced during this period. ]

[Didn't I tell you everything...why, do you feel sorry for me? ]

[I don't feel sorry for you, you lied to me for so long, the photos are fake, the identity is fake, everything is fake...]

[But my heart is true, my concern for you is also true, and I really miss you. ]

Shen Yi didn't reply to her for a while, and said after a while: [Stop talking, Ah Bai, let's do it like this, I hope you are well. ]

[Only when you are by my side can I be fine. ]

[I'm here, this is enough, my mother asked me to eat, and you take care of yourself. ]

Xu Bai didn't stop Shen Yi, stretched himself and went to eat.She is now sure that Yiyi still has feelings for her, but she is very hesitant.

Shen Yi hasn't started school yet, she still has time to make the next plan.

Xu Bai used two months' salary to exchange for an iPhone. Her previous phone had come to an end of life and had to be replaced.Before returning home from get off work, she went to the barber shop to get her hair cut again. She is now in love with short hair, which makes her full of energy.

After finishing everything, turn on the lights and start taking various selfies.She was originally engaged in art, and she knows very well which angle can take the most handsome look.

After a wave of shooting, Xu Bai began to sift through the photos, and kept a few of the most satisfying ones, and didn't make much of them, thinking that it would look more natural this way, and she doesn't like being too artificial.

The plan that starts with appearance has begun.

This is also the thing she has the most at the moment, and of course she has to take the lead.After Xu Bai made sure that his photos were not inferior to those little fresh meats that he randomly sent to Shen Yi before, he licked the photos for a while, and then pretended to be very casual and said to Shen Yi:

[I went to the barbershop after get off work today and had my hair cut, and I still think I look pretty good when I see myself in the mirror. ]

[Well, I don’t know what Ah Bai looks like yet. ]

Xu Bai snapped his fingers, that's what she wanted.

[I just took some photos, do you want to see them? ]

[Okay, show me. ]

Xu Bai was afraid that her motives would be too obvious, so he pretended to say: [I think it's better to forget it, I think my skin is a little too pale, so I'm afraid I'll scare you. ]

[Will you give it or not? Why did you go back on what you said you wanted to show me? Let me see you.] ]

Xu Bai hugged the pillow and snickered for a while, then raised his voice and replied: [Okay, I see, I'll show you, I'll show you. ]

She slowed down for a few minutes, creating the illusion that she had just started taking photos, and then sent the photos.

Xu Bai was suddenly very worried what to do if Shen Yi didn't like her type, no matter how good-looking she was, it was useless.It’s like looking at realistic paintings for abstract artists, if you don’t like them, you don’t need any reason…

She was struggling, when Shen Yi suddenly replied: [Ah Bai is very handsome, no wonder he is so narcissistic, he is indeed not bad. ]

Xu Bai was speechless, wondering if this was called "not bad", she was taking a selfie with her life...

Then I replied: [It’s okay, I often suffer from insomnia recently, and the side of the eyes is a little swollen, don’t be disgusted. ]

Before posting the photos, she didn't feel anything, but after posting, she was really afraid that Shen Yi would look down on her.But it turns out that she thought too much, Yiyi's attitude towards her became better, and Xu Bai's goal was achieved - her beauty successfully lowered Yiyi's anger after being cheated, leaving behind an awesome first impression.

"Tch, what a superficial girl." Xu Bai said to himself, but there was a smile on his face.

After a long time, the two let go. She would occasionally take photos of herself and Tuan Lele for Yiyi. No matter where she went, as long as she saw beautiful things, especially food, she would take a few photos and share them with Yiyi. Here's another trick she has: do what she likes.

Shen Yi also started to take selfies under her lead.

[My mobile phone is not as good as yours, the pixels are relatively low, and the photos are not good, so please don't laugh at me. ]

[I don't laugh, show me quickly. ] Xu Bai was already bursting out laughing.

She stared at Yi Yi's photo, then asked about her height.Shen Yi seemed to be very entangled in this matter, but later she realized that Yi Yi was a petite girl, just like her own personality, making people want to be spoiled.

[Good boy, touch your head. ]

But Shen Yi said: [I will not touch your head, the adults said that if you touch your head often, you will not grow taller. ]

[You didn’t eat well, and you like to eat snacks all day, so eat more fruits and vegetables. ]

[Eating is my only hobby. I'm a bit greedy, but I still don't grow tall or fleshy after eating, and I can't help it. ]

Xu Bai looked at the photo again, and estimated that Shen Yi was only 75 catties at most, and the figure Yi Yi told her later was similar.

[Why are you so thin, gain weight and be cuter. ]

[I don’t want to gain weight, I’ve always been so thin, maybe it’s because I was born prematurely, my mother was so annoyed when she gave birth to me, I almost suffocated in her stomach. ]

Xu Bai blinked, and suddenly thought that he and Shen Yi were exactly the opposite. She came out many days late at that time, and she would have known that she would not have come out...

[The meat still has to grow, it's better to grow where it should grow, hehe. ]

[My breasts are not big, what's wrong! ]

Xu Bai smiled, and she brought the phone closer to her, and slowly pressed the voice button.She was a little scared, but she had to take this step, she wanted Shen Yi to hear her truest voice.

"Yiyi..." After uttering two words, the recording ended.

Xu Bai let go of the button and sent it.

[Abai, what's wrong? ]

[It's nothing, I'm tired of typing and want to talk to you. ]

Shen Yi is also very obedient, and communicated with her by voice: "Ah Bai's voice is also nice, if you are not T, you must be a big beauty."

"Perhaps, it doesn't really matter if you're beautiful or not." She didn't want to show Yiyi a picture of her long hair, and said, "I can't see myself, as long as Yiyi is beautiful, I can be seductive every day .”

Praise, praise fiercely, girls like others to praise her.Shen Yi is not as white as hers, but Shen Yi has good facial features, especially her straight nose, so what Xu Bai said came from the heart, besides, Xi Shi is in the eye of the beholder, she thinks Yi Yi is more beautiful than a fairy .

[Spoof, that’s all I have, every photo is similar. ]

Xu Bai saw that the sound-obsessed plan was about to come to an end, so he boldly asked Yi Yi: [I'm off tomorrow, my parents are going out, and I'm at home alone, do you have time to watch a movie with me? ]

[It’s ok, I’m fine anyway, but how can I watch it with you? ]

Xu Bai continued typing: [It's easy, we download the movie and play it at the same time, and you can talk to me while watching it. ]

[Well, what do you want to see? ]

Xu Bai had already prepared a movie, which was the key to the whole plan, because it was a Thai movie about lesbians, and she also specially selected a beautiful series of school movies.

She knew that it was not enough to make a good impression on Shen Yi, she had to have a good impression of Lala, so she eliminated those heavy-tasting movies, after thinking about it, only this "yesorno" is the most suitable .

Xu Bai calculated calmly, and told Shen Yi the name of the movie.If Yiyi refuses on the spot, it will be troublesome...

[Okay, let's see this. ]

Xu Bai said hello in his heart, and looked at Shen Yi happily.She had watched Liang Haimei countless times before, so she didn't read the plot too carefully, and just talked with Yiyi occasionally.

[Do you think it looks good? ]

[That T is quite handsome, but still not as good-looking as Ah Bai, and the heroine is also very cute. ]

[She is still prettier than me, thank you, she is a star. ]

Shen Yi's feelings have already made Xu Bai feel that he must win - Yiyi is not as repulsive to Lily as she imagined, and has more and more fondness for her.

[Ah Bai, is it the same with your ex?She is also pretty...]

Xu Bai was still smug, choking on these words.

She suddenly realized that something had been neglected by her.In the affectionate explanation letter she wrote to Shen Yi before, she didn't mention that she was not T, that's why Shen Yi asked...

Shen Yi always thought she was T and Liang Haimei was P.

Seeing that the ducks were all cooked in the pot, should she first appease Shen Yi's jealousy, or explain her changes first?If Shen Yi finds out that she was a cute little girl before, will she reject her from the heart?

Xu Bai felt like she was about to overturn. She knew that Shen Yi was a straight girl after all, and if she wanted to like it, she was more likely to like T, just like Liang Haimei would never like girls with short hair...

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