Fanservice Paradox

It came too fast.

I really can't do bad things, and if I do bad things, I will be arrested.

Fang Juexia quickly put on the pajamas, the buttons were almost out of place, and while trembling his hands, he swore in his heart that he would never buy pajamas with buttons in the future.

There are no large cabinets in this hotel suite, the bed is also a solid bed, there is no gap under it, and there is no hiding place under the sofa.

balcony……

No, no, the balcony is windy and too cold.

Fang Juexia thought for a while, and could only push Pei Tingsong to the bathroom.

"You lock the door." Fang Juexia whispered and wanted to run away, but was grabbed by Pei Tingsong, "Hey, my clothes."

"Oh yes, wait a minute."

His pajamas were all over the place. Fang Juexia quickly picked them up, opened the bathroom door and stuffed them into his hands. The knocking on the door continued, making Fang Juexia flustered. He could only tell Pei Tingsong again, "Don't go out." sound"

I don't know if he was too guilty or what, he always felt that there were too many traces in the room, so he opened all the windows again.

Although the hotel room itself had its own air purification system, he was still worried. He took out a bottle of perfume from the suitcase, sprayed it a few times, and waved it away.

"Juexia? Are you asleep again?"

Fang Juexia took a deep breath, put on his slippers and ran to the entrance, tried hard to concoct a yawn, and opened the door pretending to be sleepy.

"My little ancestor, you finally opened the door. I thought I couldn't wake you up again." Cheng Qiang walked into the room with his laptop in his hand, "How are you? Are you still feeling uncomfortable?"

Fang Juexia shook his head guiltily, closed the door, and glanced at the closed bathroom door, "...it's much better." He took two steps forward and led Cheng Qiang to the sofa, "Brother, sit down, do you want some water?"

"Don't drink anymore, I drank a big glass of water when I just woke up," Cheng Qiang put the notebook on the coffee table, seemed to feel something was wrong, stretched his neck, and frowned, "You How does it smell in this room..."

Could it be that I found out.Fang Juexia grabbed her trouser legs nervously.

"...It smells so good." Cheng Qiang sneezed after speaking, "Have you worn perfume?"

Fang Juexia breathed a sigh of relief, "Ah... yes, the moment I came in, I felt that the room smelled a little strange, like a smell of smoke, so I sprayed some perfume on it."

Cheng Qiang turned his head and looked around, "I think so, all your windows are open, and the balcony is also open. It's not cold to sleep at night." As he spoke, he got worried, got up and closed the window in front of the sofa for him .

"Fortunately, it's not very cold." Fang Juexia sat next to him, wanting to quickly settle the matter of advertising endorsement, and quickly invite this big Buddha away, "Brother Qiang, what are you talking about as an endorsement?"

"Oh yes, I almost forgot the most urgent business." Cheng Qiang pushed the laptop screen in front of him, "This sports brand is looking for you and Xiao Pei to endorse." He was angry when he said that, "This guy also I don't know where I went, and I played disappearing early in the morning, no one really can control it."

Fang Juexia cleared his throat, "It's okay, let's discuss it first."

Cheng Qiang sighed, and continued, "Actually, this is considered an emergency. I was looking for a first-line actor before, but they didn't seem to agree in the end. The cooperation collapsed at the critical moment when the new product was launched. Now I am in a hurry to finalize a new spokesperson. You The two have been very popular recently, with several popular variety show blessings, and now they are in high demand, they contacted me early in the morning, and I didn't see several emails, so they called me again."

Fang Juexia has always trusted Cheng Qiang, and he has no habit of being picky about his work, "Brother, do you think it's ok? If you can, I'm fine, you just decide."

"I think it's pretty good. The first-line sports brands, the spokespersons are all popular fried chickens. Although it's just the endorsement of one of the series, it's pretty good. They have never asked a boy group member to endorse. And they said that if they bring goods The ability is good, and I will consider letting the whole group endorse the next season's new products, which are aimed at young users."

Fang Juexia was even more satisfied when he heard the endorsement of the whole group, "Okay, I'm ok."

"Okay." Cheng Qiang was about to say something, when the computer dinged, it was the sound of an email, "Hey, they sent us the electronic version of the contract first for us to confirm, let me take a look."

Fang Juexia hummed, turned his head and glanced at the bathroom, then turned around again, "Don't you want to ask Xiao Pei?"

Cheng Qiang looked at the contract seriously, "What do you ask him for?"

"Confirm the working hours, endorsement fees and so on."

"Come on, such an endorsement fee is not enough for the little demon king to buy a good watch." Cheng Qiang raised his head and performed an impromptu imitation show, "Xiao Pei, there is a job, do you want to go?" After asking, he turned to the other side , imitating Pei Tingsong's jerky expression, "Don't go, don't do it, don't care."

The phone in Fang Juexia's pocket vibrated twice, and as soon as he took it out, he found that it was Pei Tingsong himself.

[Hengzhen Shi: It's too insincere to speak ill of people behind their backs! ]

Isn't it true?

Just as he was about to go back, Cheng Qiang turned his head to look at him. Fang Juexia quickly grabbed the phone, afraid of being seen, but fortunately, he didn't.Cheng Qiang just shook his head, "If you ask, I won't go. I don't even bother to ask him. When the time comes, I'll just grab him and sign the contract. When is it not like this?"

Fang Juexia could almost imagine Pei Tingsong's expression of refusal, and couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth.

Cheng Qiang caught a glimpse and was very proud, "Yo, yes, I was able to make you laugh today."

Realizing that his emotions were showing more and more obvious, Fang Juexia cleared his throat, "No, I just think you've worked hard, take us with you."

"It's okay, let's enjoy the feeling of being a baby daddy in advance." Cheng Qiang read the contract, "It's ok, there's no problem, just wait for the signing. I'll confirm some details later."

Fang Juexia nodded obediently, "Yes."

The endorsement has also been confirmed, and the contract has been read, so it should be over.

"Are you still sleepy? If you're still tired, go to sleep again. I have to go back to catch up on sleep. I'm exhausted these days, and I have to go out to talk to the TV station here later." Cheng Qiang called Yawn, "By the way, Ling Yi and the others are all going to climb the mountain. They said that they may go shopping and eat at night. I want to go out after I have enough sleep and tell them that it is better for us to be together."

Fang Juexia said yes, "I'll take a rest, my head is still a little dizzy."

"Okay." Cheng Qiang picked up his laptop and stood up as if preparing to leave. Fang Juexia followed closely behind him, thinking of sending him away as soon as possible.

Walking to the porch, Cheng Qiang stopped again, turned around, looked at Fang Juexia, and pointed to his mouth, "Juexia, have you been a little angry lately? Look, your mouth is red and swollen, what? What's the matter? Do you need to drink some herbal tea that clears away heat?"

Fang Juexia's ears were burning, he licked his mouth, and tried his best to explain in embarrassment, "Maybe... yes, the homemade food yesterday was too spicy, it made my mouth hurt and I got angry, I'll drink more later Drink some water, just drink some water..."

"Yes, drink more water." Cheng Qiang turned around, only a few steps away from the door, and suddenly turned back, "Well, I drank a little too much water." He put the computer on Fang Juexia's hand, "I borrow your bathroom Use it."

"Hey, brother! No way." Fang Juexia quickly ran to the bathroom door to block the door, blinking and blinking.

Cheng Qiang wondered, "What's wrong?"

"That..." Fang Juexia swallowed, "...it's broken, the toilet can't be flushed, it can't be used."

He felt that he was simply too witty, and he was becoming more and more capable of making up nonsense.

"Really?" Cheng Qiang stopped, "That's fine, then I'll go back, luckily I can hold back." After speaking, he took the computer from Fang Juexia's hand, "Remember to call the front desk for warranty."

While walking out, Cheng Qiang complained, "It's such an expensive hotel, and the facilities are so poor."

"Bye bye Brother Qiang." Fang Juexia leaned on the door frame and poked his head out. He didn't feel relieved until Cheng Qiang walked around the corner and there was no one else. He quickly closed the door, sat down on the floor along the door, and stretched out Take a breath.

He has followed the rules for so many years, and he did all the exciting things with Pei Tingsong.

Hearing that there was no movement, Pei Tingsong also quietly opened the bathroom door a crack, glanced at it, and came out again, and saw Fang Juexia sitting on the ground in a daze, "Gone?"

"Well, I'm finally leaving." After speaking, Fang Juexia sighed again.

Pei Tingsong squatted in front of him, stroking Fang Juexia's head as if wanting to pet a cat, "Why are you so smart? You have been fooled by this, it's amazing."

It was obviously a compliment to him, but Fang Juexia felt like teasing him, so he opened his hand and walked to the bathroom to wash up.

It's really more and more like a cat.Pei Tingsong followed behind him, squeezing in front of him and brushing his teeth with him.Fang Juexia kept silent on the surface, brushing silently by herself, but her heart throbbed a little.

Waking up in the same bed with the person you like, and then taking a shower side by side, this kind of scene is so warm and unreal, it seems to only appear in love movies.

But Pei Tingsong was much more fussy than the protagonists in the movie, saying that he was inconvenient with one hand, clamoring for him to milk facial cleanser, and asking him to shave for a while.

It wasn't until Fang Juexia said to him seriously, "You're really childish." Pei Tingsong stopped, and it stopped quickly, and obediently washed and dried his face.

Fang Juexia thought of a question he had seen on Zhihu - what is it like to fall in love with a boy younger than him?

At that time, he only glanced at it hastily, and he didn't know how such a life-like question popped up on the homepage full of mathematics, so he just slid away.

Thinking about it now, he seems to be able to answer anonymously.

Fang Juexia's face was white and clean, with some drops of water hanging on it, like a person made of glutinous rice, her lips became redder after brushing her teeth, probably the result of being stimulated by mint.Pei Tingsong stared at him a few times, thinking of hearing Cheng Qiang say that his lips were too red in the bathroom just now, so he couldn't help teasing him again.

"Your lips are really red."

As soon as he said that, Fang Juexia turned his head and stared at him. Although he didn't speak, the words "It's all your fault" were written all over his face. After staring, he went straight out of the bathroom.

Pei Tingsong couldn't hold back the corners of his mouth, so he went out and pulled the curtains, and threw Fang Juexia onto the bed, "I don't think you are studying mathematics, you are learning how to change faces."

Fang Juexia pushed him, "What nonsense?"

"I was so obedient last night, whatever I said was what I said. When I woke up, I turned my face and refused to recognize anyone. I am too miserable."

shameless.Fang Juexia's mind was full of these four words, so he pushed him even harder, but he still couldn't push him, and he was dragged to the bed instead, and the quilt was lifted, covering their bodies and heads like falling clouds , the sun penetrates through the fabric and fibers, weaving a warm color filter.

They faced each other, forehead to forehead.Fang Juexia's heart was beating wildly, thinking that Pei Tingsong was going to do something, his eyes almost closed subconsciously, but he heard him whisper, "I had a dream last night."

"Dream?" Fang Juexia looked at him.

Pei Tingsong's eyebrows stretched out. He obviously had an aggressive look, but his eyes were extremely gentle, "Well. I dreamed that I would take you back to my house to meet my grandfather. He seemed to know that you were coming, and he even cooked dinner himself. "Pei Tingsong pursed his lips, "His cooking is terrible, you know, for a person like him who has never suffered, cooking is a disaster."

Fang Juexia wanted to laugh, and wanted to say that you were not the same, but after thinking about it, Pei Tingsong might have really suffered a lot. He was the young master who jumped out of the window and drove away from home and was arrested.

"He made you a platter of smoked salmon salad with quinoa that looked so...messy, and a steak Wellington that never worked out, and you ate it with gusto!"

There was an unbelievable expression on his face, and he habitually followed the sentence "unbelievable". He frowned and smiled again, as if he was really describing a real thing that happened.Fascinated by what she heard, Fang Juexia moved closer, almost touching the tip of his nose, "And then?"

"Then, he likes you very much, so he said over and over again," Pei Tingsong imitated his grandfather's accent, "You'resocute. When you praise his delicious dishes, He was also very surprised, kept saying 'really?', laughed so happily that he took off his crutches."

Fang Juexia was fascinated, and laughed too, as if he had really gone to the place where Pei Tingsong grew up, and met the only relative who had accompanied him, the old man who took him to see the world and gave him cultural nourishment and spiritual support.

Smiling and laughing, his eyes began to sore. He had heard about the death of Pei Tingsong's grandfather very early on, and he heard it from someone else.

So they were actually people from two worlds. He couldn't see the old man, he couldn't see him working in the kitchen as clumsily as Pei Tingsong, and he couldn't see his expression eager to be praised.

You can only realize an incomplete dream in a dream.

"What's wrong with you?" Pei Tingsong stared at Fang Juexia's pupils, "Are you going to cry?"

"No." Fang Juexia's eyes widened. The eyeballs were covered with a layer of water, as beautiful as glass beads, but he tried his best not to let it fall, "I didn't."

Pei Tingsong smiled.It's really strange that this person is obviously so strong, sometimes even hard-hearted, but he would be overwhelmed with emotions because of a dream.

He used to really think that Fang Juexia was cold and hard, emotionless, unexpressive, indifferent to everything including himself, so cold and stubborn that he didn't look like a living body.But he was dead wrong.

Fang Juexia is not Bing, he is innocent, intelligent, and has the most gentle and romantic soul in the world.In order to persist and preserve such a soft self, he casts such a hard layer of ice.

Pei Tingsong raised his chin and kissed Fang Juexia's eyes, "He told you a story, the story he told me."

"What story?" Fang Juexia was curious.

"He showed you a collection of poems he showed me before, and said that he wrote it to the girl he had a crush on when he was young. He said he regretted that he didn't really pursue her, but secretly wrote poems by himself. Poetry can't grow feet, won't he run over to read it to the other party in person, and write it for God? So his first love ended without a problem."

Fang Juexia's focus was a bit strange, "Can you show me that collection of poems in the future?"

Pei Tingsong laughed, "That's not the point, kid Fang Juexia."

Fang Juexia frowned again when he heard the words from the child, but he felt that finding the wrong point might be due to the difference in their way of thinking, so he asked sincerely, "What is the point?"

"When he told me before, it was to tell me that you must be brave, and only brave people can get the most precious rewards."

After speaking, he kissed Fang Juexia's birthmark, "This little old man is right, you are my reward."

Fang Juexia just laughed and couldn't say more. Whenever this time came, he seemed to lose his ability to express and could only respond with behavior.So he hugged Pei Tingsong and pressed his body against the hot blanket.

"Now I'm a little worried." Pei Tingsong hugged him and sighed.

"What are you worried about?" Fang Juexia was puzzled by his sudden change of topic.

"My grandfather expressed in heaven that he was very satisfied with the rewards I received, and he entrusted me with a dream." After speaking, he was a little unsure whether the word he used was correct, "It must be a dream."

Fang Juexia nodded, "Yeah." No why did he nod.

Before he could figure it out, Pei Tingsong continued, "But your grandfather, at first glance, seems like a tough guy to deal with. What should I do? Will he point a gun at me?"

Fang Juexia gave a long hum, "The possibility is very low, after all, he doesn't have a gun."

"This is an exaggeration!" Pei Tingsong sighed again, "He must think this reward is very bad, no, he probably thinks that I am a punishment from God."

Fang Juexia laughed suddenly, thinking it was very appropriate, so he put his arms around Pei Tingsong's neck and said, "Just punish, I like punishment."

This sentence was quickly grasped by Pei Tingsong, a master of words, "You said this, so I like to play punishment play, it's very good."

"what……"

"I have seen the moon, can I still see the sun, brother?"

"Shut up, don't talk, shut up."

The two of them quarreled in bed for hours, like all ordinary lovers in this world, exchanged intimacy for peace of mind, even staying in bed was very interesting.When I'm hungry, I order the hotel's food to be delivered, and watch Pei Tingsong's favorite Nordic literary film while eating.

Fang Jue Xia Mingming is not a person who likes to kill time. He has spent more than 20 years of his life chasing time, and every minute and every second is extremely tense.But now he feels relaxed and falls in love with the feeling of having time to waste. As long as Pei Tingsong is by his side, even if he tells stories about various philosophers and their romantic history, he finds it interesting.

Just when Pei Tingsong was talking about the grievances between Schopenhauer and his mother, Fang Juexia's cell phone kept vibrating, and it was Ling Yi's call.They came down from the mountain and were going to go shopping and eat local snacks, and they wanted to ask Fang Juexia to go with them.

"go?"

Pei Tingsong stretched and ate the last biscuit, "Go."

But Pei Tingsong didn't dare to go back to his room, and found a loose milk coffee-colored long-sleeved shirt and loose black sweatpants from Fang Juexia's suitcase, and put them on, "It's pretty pretty."

Fang Juexia had just changed his clothes, a black hoodie, turned around and praised him seriously, "It looks good."

"What about the shoes?" Pei Tingsong stretched out his feet, "My feet are bigger than yours."

Fang Juexia's eyes lit up, and he clenched his left hand and hammered the palm of his right hand, "I brought a pair of sneakers that are a bit big this time. I like to wear big shoes recently."

"Did you do it on purpose, just want me to wear your clothes? Scheming."

Fang Juexia put on the socks with a grim expression, "You can also go out in hotel slippers."

They all put on their hats.Fang Juexia even wore a baseball cap with a hood, and then put on a mask, which almost completely covered her face with a slap.As soon as they got out of the hotel, they hailed a taxi and went in. They arrived at the place Ling Yi had agreed upon.

This is a street that is not too long and not too wide. Both sides are crowded with small stalls and storefronts. People passing by speak the local dialect. The food is steaming, and the warm lamps illuminate everything deliciously.

The scene of meeting with teammates is like a gangster meeting, each one is more tightly wrapped up, and they are also facing strange codes.

Lu Yuan turned his back to He Ziyan, "No. [-], No. [-], is No. [-] still there?"

He Ziyan pulled his collar, "Report, Kaleidoscope No. [-] and Kaleidoscope No. [-] have been found, over."

Pei Tingsong slapped He Ziyan's face with his paw, "What sand sculpture sketches are you doing?"

Lu Yuan immediately showed a frightened face, "There is an insider, terminate the transaction."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Ling Yi is a foodie, and took the strategy to find the most authentic food on the Internet. Although most Fang Juexia didn’t like it, the milk tea was delicious. He drank everyone’s order, and it was all delicious. .

I wanted to have a good meal all the way, but I didn't expect to be recognized by the fans I met by chance. After all, it is rare for a handsome guy to go out on the street, let alone six, which is too eye-catching.Fans didn't dare to go up and disturb casually, they had to check repeatedly to be sure it was them.

They didn't dare to go up to ask for autographs, only dared to secretly take pictures.At the beginning, it was a sneak shot. After all, Pei Tingsong was squatting on the side of the street at that time, sucking the last few pearls stuck in the milk tea like a young man who lost his footing. Fang Juexia was standing next to him, eating a sliced ​​piece with headphones Watermelon relieved the spicy, turned his head and chatted with Ling Yi who was eating roasted butter.

They were standing on the opposite side of the street, separated by a pedestrian street, and were hiding behind a telephone pole. Unexpectedly, the main owner, Pei Tingsong, found out. He raised his eyes, his eyes were menacing, and he pointed at them, just as the fan's heart was raised in his throat. When he was doing this, he deliberately scratched his neck with a hand knife.

"Brother, we were wrong!" The fans begged for mercy.

Pei Tingsong naturally leaned on Fang Juexia's lap, "One hundred thousand, give me the money."

Unexpectedly, another fan said, "God, you are so cheap."

The author has something to say: Pei Tingsong stood up angrily: What thefuck?Can you say that again!

Fang Juexia was confused and subconsciously tried to fight.

Ling Yi: This butter is delicious (addicted to

Fans posted their photos on Weibo:

@听音是真实: Ahhhhh I'm crazy, I actually met my brothers by chance! (It was really a chance encounter. I met it at a roadside stall, and there were six of them at the first touch!) The sound is so handsome!Mom loves you! [video]

Comment below:

[Oh, an artist who lives in a wealthy area of ​​the United States blackmails poor fans online]

[Forget it, he’s so cheap (dog head)]

[Is Scenic Beauty Serious?]He eats the watermelon like a fairy biting a flat peach]

[Ahhhhhh vine tops!Definitely a sight to behold!The last time he passed through the airport, it was his private server! ]

[With all due respect, this hat seems to be...]

[With all due respect, this pants...]

[this shoe...]

[The sea is full of water, the vine has no wardrobe. ]