Whose cub am I pregnant with?

Xiao Shiqing's eyes darkened, and he said with a half smile but not a smile: "Little General He doesn't care. Whether you want to come to my side is up to the emperor himself."

He Changzhou grabbed Zhao Qi's arm and asked him: "Then tell me, the emperor, does the emperor want to be with me, or the prime minister?"

At this moment, Zhao Qi can only sing a song for himself: Little emperor, do you have many question marks, why are you being forced to make some inexplicable and meaningless choices all day while others are happy there?Last time it was Xiao Shiqing and Rong Tang, and this time it was Xiao Shiqing and He Changzhou, so will it be He Changzhou and Rong Tang's turn next time?

Both of these two were important ministers of the imperial court, who he would rely on in the future, and no one could afford to offend them.Zhao Qi struggled for a long time, and said weakly: "I won't choose."

"No," Xiao Shiqing said, "must choose."

He Changzhou smiled, "Prime Minister, you are pushing the emperor again."

Xiao Shiqing squinted with black eyes, "Little General He, is it very busy in the barracks? Why do you run to the palace every day? If you have nothing to do, I can give you an errand to go to Xixia .”

Xixia is a small country affiliated to Dajing, far to the west, and it takes at least half a year to go back and forth.

He Changzhou's face darkened, and his tone was a little bit cold, "The Prime Minister is the chief assistant of the cabinet and acts as an agent of the government. I have no reason not to refuse to let me go. But even if I go to Xixia, I will not let the prime minister bully the emperor today."

Xiao Shiqing smiled, "I bullied the emperor?" He looked at Zhao Qi, "Did I bully you?"

The two confronted each other, and the others dared not show their anger.Zhao Qiao looked at Prime Minister Xiao, then at General He, and then at the emperor in the middle. He suddenly had the feeling that he was watching the harem fighting for favor.

Zhao Qi cried and said with a mournful face, "Okay, don't talk about it, can't you make a mistake--Changzhou, let me go first."

He Changzhou paused for a while, and let go of his hand.Zhao Qi walked up to Xiao Shiqing, lowered his head, and said in a low voice, "Brother Prime Minister, I was wrong."

Xiao Shiqing's face turned pale, "What's wrong with the emperor?"

Zhao Qi took a deep breath, "I shouldn't let beauties copy my words for me."

Xiao Shiqing nodded, "It is a good thing for the emperor to sincerely repent, but those who deserve punishment will still be punished."

He Changzhou said: "I'm afraid it's not the prime minister's turn to decide how to punish the emperor. The only person who can punish the emperor is the queen mother."

Xiao Shiqing raised his eyebrows, "Yes, the emperor will follow me to meet the queen mother."

Zhao Xi knew that even if the trouble came in front of Empress Dowager Wen, Empress Dowager Wen would probably be on Xiao Shiqing's side, "Let's not bother her old man."

He Changzhou's expression was indescribable, "Your Majesty, don't be afraid, we are standing on the same boat now, and I will help you."

Zhao Qi turned to look at him, "Forget it, one person does the work and the other is in charge, let's not send double kills."

He Changzhou: "..."

"So how does the prime minister want to punish me?" Zhao Qi asked, "Continue copying the copybooks?"

Xiao Shiqing said: "The handwriting needs to be practiced, and the emperor can complete what others copied before."

Zhao Qi asked suspiciously, "Is this the end?"

"It's not over," Xiao Shiqing said, "Most of the emperors raised in Yingying and Yanyan in the harem are from lowly backgrounds, and they don't know right from wrong, so they are suspected of bewitching the emperor and charming the lord."

Zhao Qi's eyes lit up, "The prime minister wants to drive them out of the palace?"

He Changzhou: "Huh?"

Zhao Qiao took a deep breath and couldn't help but said, "This is too cruel!"

Xiao Shiqing looked into Zhao Qi's eyes, which were bright and clear, as if expecting something.When the words came to his lips, Xiao Shiqing changed his words: "Half of the palace is expelled."

...only half?

Xiao Shiqing caught the disappointment in Zhao Qi's eyes and sneered: "If there is another time, the remaining half of the emperor will not be kept."

Xiao Shiqing's punishment seemed inhumane to Zhao Qiao, and he couldn't help defending Zhao Qi, "Prime Minister Xiao, as the emperor of a country, there are only a dozen or so beauties in the harem, which is too few. There are more concubines than this!"

Zhao Qi: "..." Brother, do you have any misunderstanding about "Shao"?

"The emperor is now in the year of tigers and wolves. The prime minister will drive half of them away. Who will be responsible for the emperor's bedtime pleasure? Prime Minister, will you be in charge?"

You are only the year of the tiger and wolf, and your whole family is the year of the tiger and wolf!Zhao Qi wanted to cover the mouth of Zhao Qiao, a pig teammate, "Please hurry back to the fief, really."

Zhao Qiao was filled with righteous indignation, "Don't be afraid, Your Majesty, my younger brother and General He Xiao will definitely seek justice for you."

Xiao Shiqing didn't even bother to give him a straight look, "Overthinking one's abilities."

He Changzhou said slowly: "Actually, the emperor did make a mistake in this matter. It is reasonable for the prime minister to punish me. I have nothing to say."

Zhao Qiao: "???"

Zhao Qi: "..." What about being on the same boat?Your boat is sinking too fast!

Xiao Shiqing laughed, "As expected of General He—does the Emperor have anything to say?"

"Yes." Zhao Xi said, "Since we want to let beauties out of the palace, we should give priority to those who still have relatives alive and well-to-do families. They won't live too badly after they leave the palace. It's best to give them some more. Silver, it is their reward for staying with me for a long time."

Xiao Shiqing nodded, "Yes. However, Rong Tang is also such a person, will the emperor let him go?"

Zhao Qi didn't expect this, and was stunned for a while, "This..."

Xiao Shiqing smiled faintly, "Your Majesty, please think about it carefully."

Zhao Qi did not let Rong Tang out of the palace for a long time, mainly because in the original book, the dog emperor finally fell into the hands of Rong Tang, and he was tortured so badly after being blackened.He was not sure how Rongtang felt towards him now, although Rongtang was not as cold towards him as before, but who knew what he was thinking in his heart, maybe he had already thought of a thousand ways to torture him.

After much deliberation, Zhao Qisi decided to wait and see.It just so happened that Duke Huai was going to the capital soon.According to the plot of the original book, Duke Huai would find ways to meet Rong Tang in the palace and tell Rong Tang his plan to raise troops.He can use Duke Huai to test Rong Tang, if Rong Tang disagrees with Duke Huai's raising troops, he will let him go; if Rong Tang still desperately wants his life, then... let's talk about it at that time.

Half of the beauties in the harem left at once, and the rest were orphans without relatives or reasons, such as Jiang Baoer, who knew nothing but good looks and talents, and could only live in the land of fireworks after being released from the palace.

Some of the beauties who were allowed to leave the palace were snatched into the palace by the dog emperor, and they were naturally happy to be able to return to their families; some of them entered the palace voluntarily with the intention of flying on branches and becoming phoenixes, and now they are forced to leave the palace. One hundred heads are not willing, and one thousand are not reconciled.The Shangguan girl who has the best relationship with Jiang Baoer belongs to the latter.

On the day she left the palace, Jiang Baoer gave Miss Shangguan a ride.Miss Shangguan wiped her tears and said: "When I first entered the palace, I thought I could give birth to a prince for the emperor, and then pick up Jieyu or something. I didn't expect that it has been two years since I entered the palace, and the emperor has never touched me." , and now they want to drive me out of the palace, what kind of life am I doing!"

Jiang Baoer's eyes were red: "Sister, stop talking, the emperor is no longer the emperor in the past. Don't talk about you and me, he doesn't come to the harem for ten days and a half months now, even if he does, he will go to the drunk study. Today is to expel you Gong, it will be my turn tomorrow."

"Brother, you have no father and no mother, how can you make a living after leaving the palace?" Miss Shangguan said, "You must not just sit and wait for the emperor to drive you out of the palace!"

With tears in her eyes, Jiang Bao'er said, "I'm just a pet boy, the one with thick calves, what else can I do except sit and wait for death?"

Miss Shangguan thought for a while, and said: "If you can give birth to a prince for the emperor, are you afraid that you won't be able to stay in the palace for a long time?"

"Sister, what are you talking nonsense about, I'm a boy!"

Miss Shangguan said: "Listen to me, there is an eunuch named Xiao Xiazi beside the emperor. He is a fellow villager with me and has always had a good relationship. Last time, he told me an interesting story, that the fourth son of the Ninth Prince's family gave the emperor Presented two special birthday gifts..."

After hearing this, Jiang Baoer's face became serious, "Sister, tell me again, what's the name of the medicine that can make a man pregnant?"

Miss Shangguan said affirmatively, "Long Lovesickness."

After the beauty left the palace, Zhao Qi went back to the harem for a walk, feeling much cleaner.Unknowingly, he walked to the Drunken Study Room, smelled a strong fragrance of medicine, and when he walked in, he saw Jin Ning decocting medicine in the yard.

Zhao Qi walked up behind her and asked, "Is this medicine for Rong Tang?"

Jin Ning decocted the medicine seriously, and didn't notice Zhao Qi's arrival. When she heard him speak suddenly, she screamed in fright. "Your Majesty?" She hurriedly knelt down to salute, "Your Majesty will see you."

"Get up," Zhao Xi said, "Rongtang's health is not good again?"

Jin Ning shook her head, "Back to the emperor, my son has improved recently, but the imperial doctor said that the medicine can't be stopped, you have to continue to drink it, three times a day."

"...This isn't a medicine jar, it's a medicine barrel." Zhao Qi looked at the dark piece in the casserole and asked, "Is the medicine ready?"

"Go back to the emperor, it's almost time."

"Give him a drink then."

Rong Tang was sorting out ancient books in the study, when he heard someone knock on the door, he said: "Put the medicine away."

Jin Ning: "Young master, the emperor is here too."

Rong Tang turned around, met Zhao Qi's vision, and nodded lightly: "Your Majesty—cough."

"Didn't you say it's getting better, why did you cough again?" Zhao Qi said, "Hurry up and drink the medicine first."

Rong Tang took the soup bowl, took a sip, and frowned slightly.Seeing this, Zhao Qi asked, "Is it very bitter?"

Rong Tang raised his eyes and looked at him, "Your Majesty, why don't you try?" Then he handed the soup bowl to Zhao Qi.

He intended to tell Zhao Qi that this question was meaningless, but the other party hesitated for a while, and took the soup bowl over, "Okay, let me have a taste."

Rong Tang: "..."

Jiang Dehai heard this, and hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, you can't drink medicine indiscriminately!"

Rong Tang said: "They are all tonics, one or two sips will do no harm."

"Then I'll give it a try." Zhao Qi was quite curious about what the medicine tasted like.He took a sip, and the bitter taste spread in his mouth, so bitter that his facial features were distorted. "Sugar—I want to eat candy!"

Jiang Dehai: "Hurry up, hurry up, bring the candied fruit!"

Zhao Xi loved to eat snacks, and eunuchs followed him with snacks wherever he went.Zhao Qi quickly squeezed a candied fruit into his mouth, finally suppressed the unbearable bitterness, and couldn't help sighing: "Rongtang, it's not easy for you to drink such bitter medicine every day."

Rong Tang said, "Just get used to it."

"This is very sweet, do you want to eat it?"

Rong Tang hesitated for a moment, then took the candied fruit and put it in his mouth.

"How, sweet or not?"

Rong Tang nodded, "Sweet."

Zhao Qi smiled, "If you like it, I'll send someone to send some to Zui Study later."

For the first time, Rong Tang did not refuse, "Yes."

"You know how to eat it?" Zhao Xi asked, "Don't just throw it away like the peach blossoms I gave you before."

Rong Tang coughed softly, "No."

Zhao Qi's smile became brighter again, maybe he was acting affectionate, but he really felt that Rongtang's attitude towards him had changed a lot compared to before.

Beauty Rong, come on, if you hate me a little less, I will let you out of the palace!

Thinking of leaving the palace, Zhao Xi said, "Have you noticed that there are fewer people in the harem?"

Rong Tang: "Yeah." He didn't care about other people's affairs, it was Jin Ning who told him.

Zhao Qi stuffed another candied fruit into his mouth, and said slowly: "I have considered for a long time about your going to stay. I know you don't want to stay in the palace for a moment, but I have my concerns." Zhao Qi Xi said, "I can't bear to part with you for the time being, so you can stay with me more. After the Longevity Festival..." Zhao Xi's voice paused, and it's better not to talk about uncertain things.

Rong Tang looked at him quietly, and said after a long time: "Okay."

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Little Emperor: Rong Rong, do you hate me?Do you want my life?

Rong Tang: No.

Little Emperor: Then I can let you out of the palace!You live a good life outside the palace~

Rong Tang (pressing the person on the bed): Tired of playing, you want to throw me away?dream.

Little Emperor: QAQ I am not, I am not!

The plot of the copywriting is coming soon, but let the prince make an appearance first ╮(╯▽╰)╭