Whose cub am I pregnant with?

Zhao Qi became nervous. Is he finally going to see Zhao Tong who has the halo of the protagonist? !

Unexpectedly, Jiang Dehai was taken aback, "The emperor wants to see Prince Huai?"

Zhao Qi was also confused, "Who are you talking about?"

"It's the fourth son of the Ninth Prince's family. The emperor used to love to have fun with him. In the past, every year on the Longevity Day, the emperor eagerly hoped that he would bring you some weird things from the east."

Rong Tang's shoulders relaxed.Zhao Qi was indifferent, "Oh, him."

The fourth son of the Ninth Prince's family that Jiang Dehai mentioned was named Zhao Qiao, Zhao Qi's cousin, and also a good friend of the dog emperor.The fiefdom of the Nine Princes is in the east, close to Dongying. Zhao Qiao is very knowledgeable about the various illusions and secret medicines of Dongying. "Scattering", "Flame Burning Love"... In addition to delivering medicine, Zhao Qiao also sent him a lot of beauties. He even gave him a girl with curly hair and blue eyes before.

Seeing Zhao Qi's expression, Jiang Dehai was even more confused: "Don't tell me the emperor doesn't want to see the fourth son?"

Before Zhao Qi could answer, the eunuch guarding the gate came in and reported, "Your Majesty, the Fourth Young Master has arrived and is waiting outside the hall now."

"So fast? Can he fly?"

Rong Tang said: "If that's the case, I'll take my leave first."

Zhao Xi stretched out Erkang's hand, "Wait—"

Rong Tang paused in his steps, "Also, I will not copy the words for the emperor. For the sake of long-term success, please practice more frequently."

"..." Xiao Shiqing didn't care about this, so why did Rong Tang start caring about him? !

The eunuch asked: "Your Majesty, have you seen these four young masters?"

People come all the time, and they can't be driven away. At least it's his cousin. "Let him in." Zhao Qi said.

When Zhao Qiao entered the hall, he happened to pass by Rong Tang.Rong Tang didn't look sideways, but Zhao Qiao looked back at him a few more times.Zhao Xi coughed on purpose, he looked away, and saluted Zhao Xi with a smile on his face: "My brother greets the emperor."

Zhao Qi said coldly: "Well, I'm back, and I'm pretty quick."

"That's right, my brother even went back to the palace, rushing to the palace in a hurry, just to see the emperor. The emperor, I haven't seen you for a year, and you are much stronger than last year! Look at your complexion, your figure, it's just like that. God descends to earth! Ah—" Zhao Qiao raised his hand as if blinded by the radiance, "I can't look directly at the holy face with this dazzling light!"

Zhao Qiao is quite upright, slightly fat, and his expression is sincere when he blows rainbow farts, which makes Zhao Qi dumbfounded, and he is considered a talent.

"You are so good at talking, why don't you go to the inn to tell a story."

Zhao Qiao said with a flattering smile: "My brother is telling the truth. In the eyes of my brother, the emperor will shine."

"I think you can also shine, green light." Zhao Qi sullenly said, "Stop talking nonsense with me, tell me, why are you in such a hurry to enter the palace, what's the matter?"

Zhao Qiao took a step closer, lowered his voice, and said, "Your Majesty, it seems that Mr. Rong has already prostrated himself under your dragon robe?"

Zhao Qi picked up the teacup and said angrily, "It's none of your business."

"Your Majesty, if this matter of love and moonlight is not my business, it is none of my business in the world." Zhao Qiao looked at Zhao Qi's expression, "My brother dares to try to figure out the holy will, and I am afraid that Mr. Rong has not yet obtained it." The emperor’s descendant, Yulu, right?”

"Pfft——" Zhao Xi sprayed a sip of tea on Zhao Qiao's face, "What kind of tiger and wolf words are these! Can you talk about the dew of my descendants? You retract what you just said!"

"Yes, yes, my brother made a slip of the tongue for a while, the emperor is not angry, be careful not to hurt the dragon's body." Zhao Qiao wiped his face with his sleeve, "I know that the emperor really likes Mr. Rong, so I don't want to use force on him."

Zhao Qi stared at him, "You still say?!"

Zhao Qiao slapped himself hard, "Don't say it, don't say it, I will do it directly."

Zhao Qi asked vigilantly, "What do you want to do?"

Zhao Qiao winked and said, "I want to present a birthday gift to the emperor."

"Aren't birthday presents given to me on Longevity Day?"

Zhao Qiao smiled, "Your majesty, don't you know my younger brother well? How can I give my minister's birthday present to the emperor in front of other people?"

Zhao Qi understood, "...so what is your birthday present?"

Zhao Qiao took out two porcelain vases, one red and one green, from his sleeve, "Please look at it, Your Majesty!"

Zhao Qi felt nothing in his heart, "Another aphrodisiac? Can't you have some fresh ones?"

"No, no," Zhao Qiao shook his head and said, "How dare the ordinary aphrodisiacs be offered to the emperor. These two medicines are the secret medicines of the Japanese court, and only the royal family of Dongying can enjoy them."

"Then how did you get it?" Zhao Qi teased, "You also became the royal family of Japan?"

"I'm ashamed to say that, in order to obtain these two medicines, I had to commit myself to the Queen Mother of Dongying..."

Zhao Qi thought he heard it wrong, "What queen?"

"The Queen Mother."

Zhao Qi raised his hand to cover his eyes, "You should just tell me what these two medicines are good for."

Zhao Qiao picked up the red porcelain bottle, "Your Majesty, this medicine is called Sauvignon Blanc, and it is exclusively for men. No matter how clean and self-conscious a gentleman is, after taking the medicine, his whole body will be dry and hot, and his body will be burning with desire. He is more like a disciple than a disciple... "

Zhao Qi interrupted him: "There is nothing special about this."

"Your Majesty, listen to what your brother has to say. In addition, the person taking the medicine will also have hallucinations, mistaking the people around him for him—" In order to create an atmosphere, Zhao Qiao paused on purpose, "Sweetheart."

Zhao Qi: "Oh."

"Compared with ordinary aphrodisiacs, the biggest advantage of this medicine is that it can make the other party completely willing. You know, a man's reaction to ordinary people is completely different from that of someone he likes."

Zhao Qi yawned, "Then it doesn't matter to you if he calls other people's names on the bed?"

"This..." Zhao Qiao didn't seem to have thought of this, "Why don't the emperor shut up Young Master Rong's mouth?"

Zhao Xi's eyelids twitched, "When did I say I was going to use this medicine on Rong Tang? Don't pour dirty water on me! Next!"

"Oh," Zhao Qiao held up another green bottle, "Your Majesty, this medicine is called Sauvignon Blanc No. [-]."

Zhao Xi was speechless, "Whoever named this is too perfunctory!"

"Although the name of the medicine is perfunctory, its efficacy is unprecedented." Zhao Qiao's face is unpredictable, "It can make men pregnant and have children."

Zhao Xi looked at Zhao Qiao sympathetically, "Qiao, you must have been tricked by that queen mother."

"I didn't believe it at first, but when I saw a man with a big belly in Dongpu Palace, I had no choice but to believe it!"

"Are you sure he didn't stuff a pillow in his clothes?"

Zhao Qiao vowed, "I'm sure, my brother even touched his stomach, it will move!"

Zhao Qi insisted, "I still don't believe it."

Zhao Qiao chuckled, "Then the emperor can find someone to try. But the medicine minister worked hard for three days and three nights to get a bottle, which is only enough for one person, and it will be gone after using it. Who does the emperor want to use it on?"

Zhao Qi didn't believe that men could have children at all, so he said casually, "Let's talk about it later."

After Zhao Qiao returned to Beijing, he ran to the palace every three days. Zhao Qi felt quite complicated about him.Zhao Qiao is a lecherous and flattering villain, there is no doubt about it, but at the same time, he has a great talent for funny, even if Zhao Qi is reluctant, he will make him laugh out loud.

On this day, the sun was shining brightly and the spring breeze was just in time. Zhao Qiao brought a kite into the palace and asked the emperor to fly the kite.

Zhao Qi was very disdainful, and said: "I'm almost 19 years old, why do I fly a kite?"

Later Zhao Qi: Flying a kite is really fun.

Zhao Qiao's kite is "Chang'e Flying to the Moon", which is quite realistic. It looks like a fairy flying in the sky from a distance.

At the beginning, Zhao Qiao was released, and Zhao Qi was on the sidelines pointing Jiangshan; later, Zhao Qi thought that Zhao Qiao's skills were not good, so he went to the battle himself, "I will let you see what Chang'e Flying to the Moon is."

After a while, Miss Chang'e not only failed to run to the moon, but hanged herself on a tree.

Zhao Qi: "..."

Zhao Qiao didn't forget to blow rainbow farts at this time, "Your Majesty, the fairy must be reluctant to part with you and doesn't want to leave."

Zhao Xi said: "I think she couldn't think about it when she saw you, and would rather hang herself—Lao Jiang, find someone who can climb trees and pick up the kite."

"emperor."

Several people followed the prestige and saw He Changzhou walking towards them with a smile.This was the first time Zhao Qiao saw He Changzhou, and he couldn't help but said, "This man is so handsome, is he also one of the beauties in the emperor's harem?"

Zhao Qi: "Shut up, don't call someone who looks good to me. He is the son of General Fuyuan, He Changzhou."

Zhao Qiao suddenly realized, "It turns out that it is General He, and it really is true that seeing a hundred things is worth seeing."

While speaking, He Changzhou had already walked in front of them. "I said who was flying the kite, it turned out to be the emperor." He looked up at the kite on the tree, "Shall I hug the emperor to pick it up?"

Zhao Qi thought of Yimu who picked him peaches in He Changzhou in Muyang Temple, and curled his lips: "Do you think I am stupid, and I will be deceived by you a second time."

He Changzhou laughed, "I will never let go of the emperor this time. The emperor will give you another chance, huh?"

"No," Zhao Qi refused simply, "you should hug Zhao Qiao."

He Changzhou glanced at Zhao Qiao, "I can't hold him."

Zhao Qiao: "..." I feel offended.

Zhao Qi said again: "Then there are so many people here, you pick one. The little eunuch is quite thin, you hug him."

"I still can't hug him." He Changzhou cheated, "I can only hug the emperor."

"Anyway, I won't give you a hug."

He Changzhou looked down at him for a while, and sighed: "Then there is no other way." Then, he jumped lightly and easily reached the kite.He handed the kite to Zhao Qi, "Here."

Zhao Qi smiled, "You have a conscience."

"Your majesty, something is wrong!" A eunuch hurried over, "The prime minister found out about the beauties in the harem copying the emperor's calligraphy, so he just went to Yonghua Palace to look for the emperor, but he didn't find it. He was heading towards the imperial garden!"

Zhao Qi was dumbfounded, as if someone had hit him on the head, and then screamed: "It's over, it's over—I'm going to be cold!"

He Changzhou comforted him: "Don't be afraid, Your Majesty, I will protect you."

"How do you protect me? Beat the prime minister away?"

"This……"

Xiao Shiqing will come soon.His eyes swept across the people present one by one, and finally fell on Zhao Xi who was hiding behind He Changzhou. A wave of anger burned from the bottom of his heart, but his tone was still inaudible: "The emperor is standing behind General He Xiao What to do - come here."

Zhao Xi looked at He Changzhou asking for help.Xiao Shiqing's voice suddenly became cold, and he repeated: "The emperor, please come to my minister."

Zhao Qi knew that Xiao Shiqing was on fire, so he couldn't add fuel to the fire, so he had to walk out from behind He Changzhou with his head down.

But he took a step, but his arm was pulled by the person behind him. "It seems to me that the emperor is not very willing to go to the prime minister's place," He Changzhou said, "why should the prime minister make things difficult for others?"

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Little Emperor: I can't possibly be pregnant!I have read the original novel, and there is no pregnancy plot at all!

Author: Your Majesty, you are watching the deleted version, but you are wearing the uncut version~ Pen refill

Little Emperor: (vomiting blood) You can't treat me like this...